"Uh... Joemath?! Why the hell am I still in this black-ass void?! I thought I'm in Equestria?!" Rogers was expecting many to happen, run into the ground straight in the face somewhere in the Everfree Forest like most fanfics do, or crashing through the Canterlot castle and do a superhero landing in front of Princess ~~Sunbutt~~ Celestia, or worse get your ass stabbed right through a roof of a random building and have nearly everypony out there to stare awkwardly at you. But ending up again in void is the last thing Rogers's expecting.

"Joemath?! Hello?! You there bro?! JOEMAMA?!"

"Shut the fuck up overweighted gay big chungus watches Moto Moto memes countless times!" The god of dimension's angered voice suddenly came up right behind him which nearly blew him off his feet. Oh by the way, here's something about Rogers, since he watches anime and MLP, stuck at home all the time without doing too much exercises, he got the nickname of gay big chungus watches Moto Moto from a guy who tried to roast him when he was caught watching the Moto Moto meme on Youtube.

"Dude! Watch for mah privacy you bastard!" Rogers facepalmed, "Stop bitching me around with that shit-ass nickname!"

"Whatever, you might be wondering why you're in this void eh?" Joemath asked with a matter-of-fact tone.

"Duh!"

"Well, congratulations kid, you got to Equestria, I placed you into Spike's body, poor kid just got his head rammed by a 40 pound bookshelf straight in his face; dead. So in that case you're gonna be Spike 2.0; by the way ya better off go with the name Spike from now on." Joemath said, much to Rogers's surprise.

"Wait how did the old Spike died again?"

"Yo mama so fat she rammed straight into his face and crushed his little-ass head."

"Shut the fuck up and talk fast!" Reminding him his dead mother is the worst ting to piss him off, Joemath realized that too as he quickly changed the topic.

"Anyway, as I was saying, the old Spike died and you took over, so act like him while find some excuse with your Naruto powers; make sure to be a good one, once you're discovered your real ID then I, WILL KILL YOU; trust me when I say that..." Joemath's tone changed to an icy chilling tone as he mentioned the word 'kill', "Since you're my first guest from Earth 999999, I must perform a small test on you to see if you can handle this situation; also that you'll get a VIP for this."

"Wait what VIP?" the teen asked.

"You will unlock all the Jutsu from Naruto, then maybe some others from different anime. Oh and by the way, I watch anime as well, so with that I granted you the power of summoning characters from anime, choose only three anime though." Joemath said, which brightened up Rogers.

"Ok, three anime; uh... Pokemon, Azur Lane, and... let me see..." Rogers watched too much anime, which is what irritated the god of dimension.

"Hurry up little shit, your boutta wake up soon."

"Fine! Jeez! Fucking rush me bitch..." Rogers groaned, "the last anime is Date a Live."

"Bruh you really love harem don't you." Joemath facepalmed, why did I even picked him at the first place?

"Alright, the summoning powers are there, but don't just call them out just for fun, use it wisely, I'll be in touch with you. See ya!" With a snap of his fingers, everything went white as Rogers is beginning to gain consciousness...

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Spike (From now on Rogers will be called Spike) slowly opened his eyes, the first thing came into view is a white celling, he was in a bed, with bandages all over his head as if he's being mummified, god damnit where did they learn to bandage pe- er... ponies like that?! From the Egyptians?!

He tried to move his ha- claws; jeez he has to get use to MLP terms; but it was also covered in bandages, holy shit just how many bones did I broke? He then remembered that there's a healing jutsu he has, as he placed his only good claw on top of his injured body, a giant light green flow flashed as the broken parts of his body began to heal like how Sakura does in Naruto.

"Welp, that's piece of cake."

"DID SOMEPONY JUST MENTIONED CAKE?!?!"

"!!!"

Suddenly, his blanket filled up like a balloon getting inflated, then a familiar squeaky voice filled the room, the blanket was blown away as a pink party pony sits in front of him; as for how she got here... Spike knew better than asking...

"Jeez Pinkie, you nearly gave me a heart-attack!"

"Sorry about that but I can't stop getting all bouncy whenever Somepony mentions cake!" Pinkie squeaked while bouncing off the bed, "See ya!" as she... bounced away? Hm... Now I got those Deadpool x Pinkie Pie memes...

"Well, that was... random..." Spike muttered, suddenly, the door was blown opened as a worried sick purple alicorn princess rushed in, she saw him and immediately tears flown down her cheek.

"Oh hey Twi--" he was immediately tackled hugged by the princess who's crying now.

"Oh Spike..." she sobbed, "I'm so glad you're okay... There was so much blood... I thought... I thought I lost you..." Spike, who isn't getting use to this, awkwardly sat there while patting her back.

"Uh... There, there, I'm fine don't you see?" Spike say as he flexed his arms, legs, and neck, which surprised the princess. Spike smirked as he scratched his left arm, which os starting to bleed a little. Seeing the concerned and confused look on her face, the drake quickly placed his right claw on top of his wound, immediately it glowed light green as the wound began to heal by itself; few seconds later, it disappeared without a trace.

Twilight's jaws dropped, "Wha-how?"

"Oh, I just discovered this as part of my magic after I woke up earlier," Spike said, making the best friendly lie as he could , "and it just came to me as if I've been training with this for a while; then I named it a healing jutsu."

"A healing what?" The purple alicorn tiled her head.

"Jutsu, I read some books about ancient languages and found this word quite fitting." Spike smiled.

"I'm just glad you're okay, plus you're just a baby dragon after all." I'm a 18 year-old Twi.

After that, twilight called in Nurse Redheart, teh look on her face once she found out Spike was well healed up was priceless; there's three broken ribs, a cracked femur, cracked skull, broken left arm, and some brain damage. Spiek shuttered at that thought, yikes old Spikes, but no worries bro, I'll be doing what you last wishes me to do... Plus... I think Twilight will be the first on my harem list... Hehehe...

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Later this day, Twilight left Spike to watch over the school of friendship while she and the girls were called by the cutie map, although Spike knew who's the one behind this. Something to do with Discord? But according from the scenes earlier, this isn't any episodes, so maybe Joemath send him off to an alternative version of MLP?

Walking down the hall of School of Friendship, Spiek found that the graphics are way more realistic and prettier than the ones in the cartoon.

Of course it is you little shit! Suddenly, a familiar voice rang through his mind, Spike immediately looked around, activating his Three-Toemoe Sharingan to make sure no-one is around. Surprisingly, he found no one except for a familiar orange dragon and a shy light blue changeling. Smolder and Ocellus, yes, right in the goal! That voice again, which Spike realized it was Joemath's.

"Dude, what's with those two?" Spike asked in his subconscious.

Well kid, seems like you just activated your first mission. Joemath answered.

"Wait what mission?"

I'll give you missions throughout your journey in Equestria, it'll give you credits, and I have this dimensional store in your subconscious that allows you to purchase many other skills from other anime or universe. But no infinity gauntlet, fuck not, hell not, don't even think about that. Joemath said, which surprised Spike again.

"Infinity Gauntlet?"

NO! DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT SHIT!

"Okay! Jeez... What's the mission about?"

Here you go: Dimensional Mission 1: Escort Smolder and Ocellus to safety to their destination; because Chrysalis's assassins will be on the way to kill them. Prize after completing the mission: become love interests of both Ocellus and Smolder + unlocking Female Kurama . Mission Failure consequence: DEATH.

"FUCK YEAH! Love you bro! No homo!"

"You gay?"

"I said no homo you bastard!"

Ending the conversation with Joemath, Spike found himself face-to-face with two students/

"Oh hey Spike, you got out already?" Smolder asked with slight concern, while Ocellus nodded, "We heard from headmare twilight, you okay?"

"Eh, course I'm ok gals," Spike said with a smirk, "plus I unlocked some cool magic that has been locked inside of me after that incident!"

"Care to show?" Smolder asked, brows raised.

"Maybe later, you girls are going somewhere right?" Spike asked.

"Uh... You got that one right," Ocellus said, "We're about to pay a visit to Zecora's for our science project. Why ask?"

"Bingo! Since you gals have only been into the Everfree Forest once, I'll escort you both." Spike said with a snap of his claws. Seeing the confused looks on their faces, Spike quickly added, "Twilight told me to escort you boty, plus I have a bad feeling about this." At the mention of the last part, his voice grew serious with concern.

"O...K then..." Smolder said with an awkward smile, "It wouldn't hurt to have you on the way."

"Led the way gals!" Spike said with a gentleman- or gentle colt tone in this case as he began his first mission in Equestria.

Author's Note

Okay! Kurama will show up in the next chapter! Whoo!