Rainbow Sasquatch

by LightningChaser04

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, Random
Length: 1210

Rainbow Dash plays Sneaky Sasquatch.

Pinkie tells Rainbow the newest trend, Sneaky Sasquatch. A game where you do stealthy shenanigans. Rainbow installs it and plays. How will this go?

On hiatus till who knows when. I’m working on another story, Bolt Life: Stories

Published 2021-03-23 19:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-23 19:50:01 UTC

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Author's Note

Dialogue:

Rainbow Dash speech is blue,
Sunset’s speech is red,
And Pinkie’s is Pink!

Narrator stuff is BLACK.

Based on my new favourite game, Sneaky Sasquatch. Try it! But you need apple arcade first...
Idea: use the 1 month free trial. And then, on the last day, cancel it!

Spoiler alert: Rainbow Sasquatch then gets a treasure map piece from track dude, meanwhile Sunset raids the RVs

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It was a beautiful evening at Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash were hanging out and talking.

Hey girls, what’s the new trend?
There’s this cool game on apple arcade, it’s called Sneaky Sasquatch.
What’s Sneaky Sasquatch?
Its this new game where you play as Sasquatch, who I think is a bigfoot. He sneaks into campsites, raids tents, and do a BUNCH of stuff! He has a lot of animal friends, who he communicates with and the raccoon has a SHOP. Isn’t that crazy? I played it once at a sleepover with an old friend of mine called Sky at Rockville and then I moved here!
I just found my next ShimmerCode video idea! Wanna join? On the day after tomorrow, we all get Sneaky Sasquatch and live-stream! I have a Macbook! Who else has apple devices?
iPad Mini 5!!
I don’t have an apple device guys... Sorry! But I’ll join you next next time with my Galaxy Tablet!

The Next Day, Rainbow Dash’s home.
Rainbow was vacuuming the floor.
“Dear, why are you vacuuming the floor?” asked Rainbow’s mother.
“She asked me this morning for Apple Arcade because summer time’s coming, and I told her she has to earn it. So, she is vacuuming!” explained her dad.
“Ok!” Said her mother and asked my dad what’s going on.

A few minutes later, Rainbow walked into her parents’ bedroom.
I did the dishes, vacuumed the floor, cleared the table and folded the dry laundry! Can I have Apple Arcade please? “I want to see for myself.” said Windy and went downstairs. She was awestruck when she saw the perfectly folded clothes, sparkly floor, neat table and clean dishes.
“It’s only been 5 minutes!”
Super Speed, mom! I know, I’m awesome!

Her parents agreed and gave her the Apple Arcade. Omigosh Omigosh OMIGOSH! Best. Day. EVER! Thank you mom and dad! You’re the best! “No problem kiddo! But its a 3 month free. Only for the summer.” said BowOk with me Dad!

At Sunset’s house.

Mom, I found this cool game on my laptop! It’s so cool and all my friends play it. Can I have it on my Apple Arcade?
“Whatever, as long as you don’t disturb me. And share it with your brother.” said her mother, Stellar Flare, in the middle of a meeting.
Thanks mom! Sunset went to her room, to see her younger brother, Sunburst playing on his LeapPad. Sunset decided to leave him alone and install the game.

The two installed it and then went to bed.

The Next day.

The alarm rang through Rainbow Dash’s room. She hit the snooze button. That alarm won’t bother me for around 7-8 minutes! “Beeeeep! Beeeeep!” yelled Rainbow’s stster Scootaloo. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell y’all that Scootaloo is adopted by Rainbow and her family. Anyway, back to the story! What time is it? Is it 7 alreaady? “Today’s the live stream of Sunburst’s sister playing Sneaky Sasquatch! Can I join sis? Pleeeease?” asked Scootaloo, with the cutest puppy eyes. Fine... But use your tablet, not mine. I’m gonna text Sunset and ask her.

7:10 am
RD: Hey Sunny!
SS: Oh, hey Dashie! Wassup?
Rd: my sis wanted to join. Can she?
Ss: Rainbow, i am typing yhis in my pkone using my legt hans bc i am eating breakdasu.
Rd; Ok Sunshim, Finish eating breakfast, then text! Bye!

7:15 am
Ss: Hey Rainbow! Your sister can join! Live streaming at 2 pm till 2:20 or something. My brother wanted to join too, and he is!
RD: That’s great! See ya there Sunny! Bye! I’m on day 15 btw. Your day?
Ss: already? I’m on day 12! Reach day 28 by 1 pm, then text ur lvl!
Rd: will do! Btw, Wanna play Township next time? We formed that co-op. Or maybe mariokart? You choose!
Ss: next week we’ll choose. I’m gonna set up.

Sunset closed her phone and went to her room. She opened her Macbook and opened sneaky sasquatch. What’s the duck doing here? Hungry for... Eggs? Cooked in the oven? Weird... Sunset set off to the race track and ‘borrowed’ a go-kart near the entrance. She had a C Licence in game. And then she went to the highway and then got a bit frustrated after a few people yelled ‘WATCH THE PAINT JOB YOU MANIAC’ after THEY bumped into her car. She went to the supermarket, bought eggs with a few Rac-coins and left the store. She used the map to head home quickly. It was about to be night time by then. Sunset went left towards Sasquatch’s cabin and went to the pond. The hat-duck and the hungry duck stood there. She went towards the hungry duck and clicked the communication icon. The hungry duck said “Hi Sasquatch! Is that the eggs I asked for?” Sure is! replied Sunset. The duck takes it and gave Sasquatch 90 raccoins. 90! Sunset accepted the coins and went to the lake to catch fish. She caught a crappie, a few trouts and a lamprey. By then it was night time. Sunset headed back to her log cabin and went to bed. Meanwhile, RD opened her iPad and headed to Sasquatch. She opened it and started playing. While Sunset was mostly in the camp, Rainbow went straight to the race track and tried to buy a car. OH COME ON!! said Rainbow, seeing the price. 2500?! You’re kidding me right? How in Sasquatch Valley can I get 2500 raccoins? I’m bored Rainbow went to the raccoon’s shop and saw a bunch of car keys on sale. For only 150! Car Keys, allows you to steal any vehicle from the park. I’m buying it! Rainbow bought it and then headed to the exit. Then she stole a race car belonging to a ranger and then went into the ranger cabin. Silently, she tiptoed to the fridge and put some dog poop in it. That’ll teach those rangers not to mess with Rainbow Dash and her Sasquatch! Muahahahahahaha! She took the car and went out. Ranger danger!! Aaaaah! Rainbow drove like the wind (thank you rangers for buying fast cars) and went to town. Then she went to the bank, created an account, and withdrew 100 raccoins. She decided to then join the camera club. She then went to the strip mall and bought a camera with 500 raccoins. The camera club lady offered a camera club position. Rainbow accepted and checked the requests. A waterfall, a bucket of golf balls, an igloo and a stack of red or white tires. This should be easy! Rainbow got pics of the stuff and returned to the camera club. And then it was night so Rainbow decided to go home. And she did. Good night Sasquatch! The next morning will be quite fun! (Shaky text)Hehehehehe