The newfangled FCEMFMW ('enhanced focus-crystal emitted magic field modulation wave', we pros call it FM, because... seriously?) is a brilliant invention meant to 'carry the magic of friendship everywhere'. Or so I'm told. It definitely carries something.

It enables ponies from all over the Manehattan area to call me late at night and chat about whatever they like with thousands of others listening in. Obviously, this never goes wrong. But I'm the kind of pony needed for this job. Probably.

Anyway, forget about all that. I've got a dorky technician. This is about him. Mostly. And Coffee. And Jazz.

Pre-read and approved by Candy Canine.
Stand-alone character study but marked incomplete for now, as more chapters may or may not appear

Contains various sexual misadventures and copious amounts of swearing and coffee