Doofy in Equestria

by LightningChaser04

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Other, Phineas and Ferb, Science Fiction, Discord, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2563

An evil scientist ends up in a world of technicolor ponies. Hilarity ensues

Doofenshmirtz presses otherdimensionator, it malfunctions and takes him to Equestria. :rainbowlaugh:
It’s very funny.

Try not to pee your pants.

Published 2021-03-29 21:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-30 19:05:10 UTC

One: Morning in Danville

Dr. Doof’s POV

I woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, had a bath, and all of that stuff, and then I went to plan out my next evil scheme. I was then greeted by Norm, that big tin schnitzel “Good Morning sir! I made you breakfast.” said the robot. I saw it and facepalmed. “Norm, you shouldn’t add the eggshells too! What are you, a schnitzel? I thought I programmed you to be an evil robot!” I said. “I am sorry. I will retry!” replied the bot. I refused and made my own breakfast. Then I went on my LOVE MUFFIN blog. Rodney, that big-brained ‘destroy the world’ guy said that he created a portal to Mars. That’s unoriginal! I saw a flag with PF on it on my Shmirt-ellite (satellite) and a big vortex thingy. I decided to then chill on the couch with Netflix. I then decided to watch my little pony. “Big adventure, tons of fun!-“ I sang along to the theme song. And then I went to dust off my inators. I then saw one. It seemed to have glitter all over it. My other-dimensionator. I just used it once and then I expected to go to a happy 2nd dimension. But I saw a yellow blob with a bit of pink above it. I then passed out.

Fluttershy’s POV

I saw that stallion passed out so I got him to my home. He woke up, so I asked him
“Are you OK Mr, umm... Doofenshirt?” I saw an id card with his name.

Doofy’s POV

“It’s Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshirt? Seriously?” I opened my eyes to see her. “Fluttershy?” he asked.
“How do you know her?!” yelled a raspy voice. “Rainbow Dash? Why am I surrounded by pegasi and unicorns?” I asked Twilight. “This is Ponyville silly! And, I’m an earth pony, so is Applejack here.” Pinkie responded. Twilight looked at me suspiciously. “Come with me. Mr. Doof and shirts” said the purple alicorn. “It’s DOOFENSHMIRTZ!” I corrected. “Sorry Doofensmirk!” she said. I was too lazy to correct her so I went with her. She welcomed me into her castle. “Hey, where’s Spike?”

Nopony’s POV
Then Spike pressed one of Twilight’s books and then the bookshelf moved, revealing a slide.
Spike put on a fedora and slid down. He ended up in his secret lair, with all sorts of cool stuff. He then went and sat on his chair. On a big screen, Major Celegram appeared. “Good afternoon Agent S, our intel told us that Discord has been buying up all of Equestria’s party cannons. Lulu, pedal faster, I need my fan!” Lulu, Celegram’s unpaid intern was pedalling, powering up a fan which blew in Celegram’s direction. Agent S saluted and went to his hover car.

He’s a super helpering, gem eating dragon of action,
(you know the rest, and I’m too lazy)

Spike then reached there. “Discordant Chaos Incorporated!”

Doofy’s pov
“He’s just a baby dragon, must be napping. So, Dr.D, how did you come to Equestria?” said Twilight. “Well, i don’t know, I just switched on one of my inators, and then it malfunctioned and brought me here! A world of talking ponies.” I replied.
“This inator you speak of, what does it do?”
“It sends me to a different world. It was supposed to not send me here, but to a different world. But Norm, the tin schnitzel put glitter on it!”
“Ok, weird... but cool! I’m gonna do a spell on you, it won’t harm you at all.”
“Ok!”
She zapped me with her unicorn horn, it formed numbers around her. Good or Evil- o -meter showed that I am evil. Well, of course I’m evil!
“No way! You’re evil? He’s evil?”

Author's Note

Twily as Phineas
Celestia as Monogram
Luna as Carl
Spike as Perry
Discord as Doof
Doof as the human in Equestria

Three: Pranks

Twilight then woke up. She did the morning routine. After breakfast, she trotted over to her desk and picked up the book she had been reading the day before, The Duel: Bare vs. Hoofilton. She opened the page to where her bookmark was and started to read. Except, she couldn’t read. The text had changed! Instead of the Equestrian, everything was printed in Zebrecan!

She put the book down and reached for the next one, Mystic Magic of Marelin the Magnificent. But the text in this book was in Germane! She reached for the third book, Wisdom & Wit, but this one was in Griffon! Every one of the books Princess Cadence sent her had been changed to a foreign language. “Curse you, Discord the Draconequus!” yelled Twilight.

Twilight let it out of her system and calmed down. She then grabbed another “in case of emergencies” book.

Cloudominium, Ponyville

Rainbow Dash was chillaxing on a chair when knock-knock!
Somepony at the door. Rainbow Dash got off the chair and headed down the hall. After descending the staircase, she flew across the foyer and opened the front door. “Applejack!” she greeted.

“Howdy Rainbow!” replied the farmpony.

“What’re you doing here AJ?”

“Ah’m just here with yer twice weekly delivery of apples.”

“Thanks! I needed a LOT of apples to make my own apple cider! .”

Applejack used the hot-air balloon to go down. Grabbing a heavy basket, she returned to Rainbow. “Here ya go!”

Rainbow looked down at the basket of fruit. “Uh, Applejack? These are pineapples.”

“It’s just a different type of apple.”

“No, they’re pineapples.”

“Pineapples.”

“Pineapples.”

“Pine-apples.”

Rainbow leaned in and glared at Applejack. She could detect no deceit, nor any smirk, smile, or curl of the mouth. “Discord!!! Park your butt in here RIGHT NOW so I can blast it into the sun!” she yelled.

Rarity was trotting down to the fabric store when

Coming down the street Rarity spied the conspicuous black and white stripped zebra Zecora. To think when she arrived in Ponyville the townsfolk had treated her with fear and suspicion. Even Twilight had succumbed to thinking Zecora was some type of witch, hexing and cursing her friends... Twilight Flopple, Spitty Pie, Rainbow Crash, Flutterguy, Appleteeny...

“Hello Zecora,” greeted Rarity.

“Hello Rarity”

“How are you today Zecora?”

“I’m fine.”

“You don’t sound fine.”

“Well, it’s just that – say, what’s going on?”

“What do you mean?”

“Normally you rhyme all the time.” Rarity frowned. “Nothing to fear, I’ll get Discord here. Oh, no! Now I’m rhyming!” “DISCORD! What have you done?”

Fluttershy’s cottage

Fluttershy was having an afternoon nap. “Now Doof!” whispered Discord. Doofenshmirtz used a moustache-inator to give Fluttershy a moustache. 10 minutes later, DingDong! Fluttershy opened the door. “Hello sir, is miss Fluttershy home?” asked the mailpony
“I am Fluttershy” replied the buttercream pegasus.
“Your name is Fluttershy, sir?”
“Yes, and why are you calling me sir?” “Sorry, I just thought.. with the moustache and all.” “Moustache?” Fluttershy ran inside and screamed. “Discord, can you remove it?” “Sorry Fluttershy..” said the draconequs. She forgave him and said it was ok.

7:00 pm:
“Great Pranks we did, huh Doofy?”
“Yep! Hilarious, but tomorrow we’ll steal all the pretzels.”
“Why’d you make it anyway?”
“Watch on Phineas and Ferb. It’s on Disney+”
The inator was hit by a falling broom, and then it exploded. (Self destruct)

Five: Inator, and new nemesis

Discord brought DEInc’s top floor (Doofy’s house) alone from Danville, and then made it a whole house.
Norm was in there, cleaning the inators.

Norm’s POV:
I found myself in a weird place. I see Dr. Doofenshmirtz and a weird creature. “Hi, I’m Norm. Who are you?” I asked. He responded “Discord, Lord of Chaos. Pleased to meet you Norm. You are the third most chaotic being in Equus, after me and Pinkie Pie. How are you made of metal, and can still talk?” “Where am I Discord, Lord of Chaos?” “In Equestria, you big tin schnitzel!” yelled my master. “Ok, what evil scheme are you planning today Doctor D?” “I’m making a power drain-inator!” “Oh, hooray! I love building. Can I help? Pleeease? If I help, you have to play catch with me!” “Oh, fiiiine!” whined my master. In a few minutes, the drain-inator was completed.

Doofy’s POV
“Wremch, bolt 382, nut 382, metal sheet 20, laser beam,” I kept asking Norm. “Screwdriver 2” I asked, and he gave me screwdriver 4. I need screwdriver TWO, not FOUR!! “NOOOORRMMM!!!! Bad robot! You schnitzel!” “Sorry Doofenshmirtz, I am now sad.” said Norm.

5 eternities later:

Anyway, now we’re done with it. “Buh-bye Elements!” I zapped it at the 6 ponies.

Pinkie’s POV
Outside Twilight’s Castle, before the shooting the beam.

“Thanks for joining the cupcake party girls! Cupcakes for everypony!!” “No problem Pinkie, I simply love a good party!” said Rarity. “Has anypony seen Spike? He never misses the gem cupcakes!” said Rainbow Dash.

Nopony’s POV
Spike snuck into the castle, and went down the portal. “Hey Major Celegram and Lulu! What’s today’s mission?” asked the little dragon. “Hello Agent S, uh... where’s your hat?” asked Celegram. Spike pushed a button, causing a hat to appear on his head. “Thank you, much better. Lulu! Where’s the mail?” “At the post office, mam.” responded the younger alicorn, and flew off to get it.
“Much better, now, Discord has formed an alliance with a Doofandsmirks guy from a different dimension. Go stop them Agent S!” “Yes mam!” said the dragon, and went to DCInc, which was near DEInc. Spike went to DEInc, and suddenly, a trap sprung at him. “Well, well, well.” said a Germane accented voice in the darkness. clap-clap Then the lights came on to reveal Doofenshmirtz. “Perry the Platypus!, wait, YOU’RE NOT PERRY! Who are you?” “I’m Spike the Dragon, I’m from the EOWCA, Equestrian Organization Without a Cool Acronym. My nemesis, Dr. Chaos Discordant has formed an alliance with you, according to EOWCA’s intel. And what’s a platypus?” “Ok, Spike. So may people have asked me ‘Doof, what does it feel to be powerless, the hated child?’ Let me tell you. You see, my goody two-shoes brother Roger is the mayor of Danville, where I’m from. His job gives him cool powers, and I planned to take them away with this, but then I ended up here, and I’m doing it here! First, I’ll remove the Main 6’s powers, then Celestia and Luna’s, then Cadence’s, and then Equestria will be totally chaos without them. My partner also causes some chaos, pranks, and makes good, non-schnitzel Norms, and then first I’ll take over Equestria, and then I go back with my pony army, and force Roger to surrender his position as mayor, and if he doesn’t, tristate area and Equestria are going into war. And they’ll be clinging for dear life, and then they’ll surrender, and I’ll take over the TRISTATE AREA!!”

Author's Note

I know a power draininator exists, this is an AU without the Marvel Crossover.

Six: Doofy scheme: SUCCESS? Part 1

Spike’s POV
Doofenshmirtz went crazy with that button, zapping my friends, the princesses, everyone! Thankfully the trap wasn’t fireproof so I escaped easily. I then ran to a telescope (yes, doof has a telescope.) and saw Twilight and her friends, looking all sick. Not only did it drain their elements, it also drained their magic! This is Tirek’s rule all over again. Rainbow Dash’s mane had lost all of its colour, and she couldn’t fly. Pinkie’s mane lost its bounce, and she lost her Pinkie Sense. Rarity’s beautiful purple mane was gone, and was replaced by a green seaweed coloured mane and she couldn’t even recognise the difference between crimson and magenta. Twilight lost her horn’s magic, and her brain shrunk, literally! Fluttershy was scared of a tiny bunny, and couldn’t understand animals anymore. Applejack lost her country stuff, and started eating a banana.

I checked on Canterlot, Celestia and Luna were totally powerless. No horn, no wings, no flowy mane, no dream realms, no sun/moon rising/setting. Similar thing for Princess Cadenza. Then Doof drunk the green liquid, containing the royals and the mane 6’s powers. And then he grew huge and scary looking. Then, he went to Canterlot with me in his minivan and told the princesses to surrender. They could not resist and thus, surrendered.

Doofy’s POV
“We surrender.” said the princesses. “Yes!” I jumped a bit. “Ruling awaits! First, I gotta dress up your guards. Discord!” “Ya called Doofy?” asked the draconequus.” “Dress up these guards better, and play some pranks on them if you want.” “You had me at pranks.” said the draconequus, and dressed the guards in pink frilly skirts, with a miniature version of one of Doof’s inators in their saddlebags. They all wore a Doof mask, and their hair turned brown.
“New Law! Equestria shall be renamed ‘Doofania’” announced the pharmacist.

“Oh dear, where will this go?” asked a young filly named Starry. “We’ll probably find out next chapter! Bye reader!”

Seven: Doofy Scheme: SUCCESS?! Part 2

This chapter is unavailable, so go watch Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension now!

Two: Encounter with Chaos

“Oh there you are Spike!” said Twilight.
Twilight gave Doofy a guarded room to sleep in, and went to bed. It was very late.

At Discordant Chaos Incorporated, Discord was in his disco-bathroom when he sensed something. Another being of chaos. He then decided to sleep and wake up.

Discord had a good sleep, and then woke up. He then teleported into Twilight’s castle, Doof’s guest room to be exact. He shapeshifted into a mirror and talked to Doof.
“Hey Doof, I know what chaos to do today!” Bring your moustache-inator and Doofania plush model. Touch this mirror to teleport.” Doof did as the mirror said. He got into DCInc. It was a lot like DEInc. Discord welcomed him and gave him a cotton candy cloud of chocolate milk rain. He ate both and then caused some chaos and pranks.

Four: Ideas

Doof’s pov

The prank day was great, but I need some REAL evil. I need... a new inator. I know! Maybe I’ll ask Discord for ideas! I walked over to Discord and asked “Hey Discord, where can I find a good interior designer and some pony cash?” “Well, I designed my place in a day, so I’d be happy to help!” replied the draconequus. “I was thinking of moving Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated to Equestria. Can you do that?” “Um, helloo! Lord of Chaos, second- most magic in Equestria, second to the elements of harmony, ugh! I hate those. So, yes, I can.” replied the draconequus, putting on an ID tag saying “Lord of Chaos” “Thanks Discord, and, what are these elements of harmony?” asked the pharmacist. “They’re these powerful artefact thingies that the Mane 6 use to defeat villains. They once overpowered me, but I had a good shot.” answered Discord. “Mane 6?” “The purple one whose castle you were imprisoned in represents Magic, the rainbow one has loyalty, the yellow one kindness, orange one’s honesty, pink’s laughter and white one’s generosity. They only work when they’re together.” Answered the draconequus.

“Cool, tell me more about these artefacts!” “There’s the crystal heart, Celestia’s necklace thing, hippogriffs’ pearl, Starlight’s equality staff, the rings of destiny, and so on!” the draconequus told me each one, and what it does. “Discord, I know whose power I’m draining today, muahahahaha!”