My name is Cookiemilk. I am one of the 169 kids of the queen of the world. Even though there were 169, only 6 of us stayed good. The rest of them hated cookies so we banished them to another planet. My mom used to be an average unicorn, but became an alicorn. She met Discord, my dad, and they both fell in love. They soon had me and my 3 sisters and two brothers.
My oldest sister is Cookie sprinkle. She’s 150. I’m the second oldest. I’m 100.
The third oldest kid was Discookie. She was 99.
The third youngest kid was Cookie Bob. He was 77.
The second youngest kid was sugar chip. She was 27.
The youngest kid was Chipy. He was 14.
My sisters and brother were jealous because Chipy got more attention when he was a baby. They always called him names. 6 years later, discookie was 105, Cookie bob was 83,
Sugar Chip was 33,
And Chipy was 20. All of my sisters and brothers had mare friends and stallionfriends except me. I was also the only unicorn. Me and Chipy were also the only ones not to mate until 5 years later when Chipy was 25 and had a colt. I was the misfit of the siblings.
Worst of all, they stopped making fun of Chipy and made fun of me. They called me freak and ugly and loner. The only thing that made me feel better was my mom, who always punished everyone expect Chipy, who was nice to me. My dad used to turn them into Milk and dipped cookies in the cups, but my mom got mad and made him cry. So the only thing that happens was time out.
The only reason why I didn’t run away is because my mom protected me from the teasing. I was the saddest pony ever every day. Whenever I see my mom, I smile. When I see my sisters and brother, I scream at them. They were the worst siblings ever! They were even worse than I thought! When I got my wings, They made fun of me. When I got my cutie mark, they made fun of me. Everyday I was bullied. Discord cried when I screamed at him he’s the worst. How dare he make awful mean babies! I felt like this until mom turned him into stone for a month and made me the new queen of strawberry milk. I got so happy I squealed. I stuck my tongue out at my sisters and brothers and they tried to hurt me but mom made them turn into stone. It was just me and her, the happiest ponies ever. Together, we played games, made cookies, and drank milk! I especially love strawberry milk! If my siblings were here, they would pour it on the floor.
When my siblings were free they all apologized and made the perfect statue pose. My mom made them the Princes and Princesses of the world. I was the queen, so I ordered them to do stuff. Me and mom were the happiest until bad news came. My mom was 10000 years old and discord was 499298 years old. Discord lives forever, but mom doesn’t. She died right when we were playing hopscotch. She fell on the floor and bounced off the stairs. I screamed.
Hopefully this was a bad dream! I cried a lot while my sisters and brothers laughed in my face. I ran away crying all the way to my bed. Why does she have to die? I quickly fell asleep. Discord started crying so hard the ground shaked. The siblings laughed as the world broke into pieces.
Then I woke up. It was just a dream! Unfortunately, mom really did die. I cried so much, the room filled up with water. I flew out and all the way to the clouds. Then I saw a pony.
“MUAHAHAHAHAAAA! THESE COOKIES WILL BE BANNED FROM EQUESTRIA! PONIES WILL LIVE BORED WITH NO COOKIES! I WILL BAN PONIES WITH COOKIE CUTIE MARKS!” Said the pony.
I hated how loud she was. Then I heard her say,
“ILL START WITH THE COOKIE FAMILY!”
I had no time to waste. It doesn’t matter if the world is in danger, but my family needs me!
I flew over to warn my siblings and they laughed. I told Discord and he laughed so hard he farted and burped and cried at the same time. I then said, “FINE! IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME THEN GET CAPTURED!” I ran away to the house crying. I looked at the pictures on the wall. They had me and my siblings making discord’s stone statue ugly as a punishment for spilling milk on the carpet. That was fun! It was 20 years ago. There was also the time Discord accidentally broke a cookie and mom got so mad she turned him into a chicken. That was funny too. 3 years ago! I also so Mom And discord hugging. It was adorable! It was 2,000 years ago. Then I saw the picture of our happy family before my siblings started being mean. 30 years ago. I looked at it sadly. Then all of a sudden I heard screams.
My family!
Cookiemilk saves the day!
I ran over to my family as fast as I could but I was too late. The evil pony got them. The siblings disappeared, and Discord had swirly eyes.
“I love Twishy only.” He said.
“TWISHY WISHCAKE WINS AGAIN!” she said evily.
I quickly jumped on her and shook her until she was dizzy. She got mad and opened a strange portal and put me in it. I screamed as I fell through the hole and landed in a grass field. What is this place? I thought to myself. I started trotting around and exploring. Then all of a sudden I heard a rustle in the trees! I jumped and quickly lit up my horn.
“IM NOT AFRAID TO ATTACK!” I screamed. Then I heard a cute noise.
“Pika pika!”
I was confused. No creature made that noise in Equestria! I stared in shock. Is it safe to go near the creature? I didn’t know for sure. What if it hates cookies? What if it attacks? Or worse, what if it hates STRAWBERRY MILK!? I got really worried but I had an idea! I put a bowl of cookies and strawberry milk near the bushes. Then the creature came out and ate it fast. It was the cutest creature ever! It then said,
“Pika pi?”
I was confused. What did that mean? Then the animal started making electricity. I screamed and ran away. I then bumped into another creature. A human! I never saw a real one, but all cookie ponies are born knowing what humans are. It then said,
“Hi little horse! I’m Ash! This is Pikachu! I never seen a Pokémon like you!”
I got confused. What is a Pokémon?
“I’m actually the queen of the world.”
Ash started bowing up and down and Pikachu did too. They then gave me all their money and all their food. Ash then sent out a Vaporeon that used watergun in my mouth. It was delicious. Then they made a very soft chair, and used a leaf for shade. They then put grapes in my mouth so I ate them. Ash made his Mewtwo make me a crown. They then put it on my head. Lastly, they put on music for me. I loved the relaxing attention, but I have to save my siblings.
“Uh I actually need your help.”
Ash and Pikachu then bowed and said,
“Yes your majesty. Anything for you.
“I need to find my lost siblings.”
Ash and Pikachu then took out a magikarp and made it use scan. It then saw that my siblings were in Galar! I let Ash climb on my back, and we went flying. We flew until we saw Galar. I saw a cage that has my family in there! I gasped. This must be it! We then flew down to my sisters and brothers.
“Are you ok?” I said, gasping.
The siblings nodded. I tried to use magic to free them, but it didn’t work. Ash’s Pokémon couldn’t either. There has to be someway to save them! Then all of a sudden, I heard a loud voice.
“COOKIE MILK, ASH AND PIKACHU! YOU DARE TO TRY TO STOP ME!?”
“ASH! PIKACHU! MY MAGIC DOESN’T WORK HERE! PLEASE HELP!”
Ash then gave me a Pokeball, and threw one.
“GO MEW!” He yelled.
I threw mine and a weird red and blue duck came out.
“USE HYPERBEAM!” I shouted.
The bird did exactly that, and it hurt Twishy so much, she started crying.
“OWWWWWW” she screamed.
That was easy! I was good at Pokémon too! I stepped on her hair and said,
“Let my brothers and sisters go, NOW.”
Twishy looked at me and back at the pokeballs Ash had. She stole it and said,
“GO ARTICUNO!”
Then a giant bird appeared.
“USE SCALD!”
It sprayed very hot water on us and everyone fainted except me. I knew what I had to do. “ASH! GET ZAPDOS, MEWTWO, SUICINE, AND ZAMAZTENTA AND MAKE THEM GIVE ME THEIR POWER SO I CAM DEFEAT TWISHY!” I yelled.
Ash did what he was told, and I grew taller and had water flowing hair and electric eyes. I blasted my horn and Articuno fainted really fast. Twishy did too. After that, we put her in the cage where she started crying. I brought Ash and Pikachu to the pony world with my magic. I also took the spell off my dad discord.
“WHERE AM I!?” Yelled Ash.
“Your new home!” I said. Ash looked around, and smiled. “I like it here!” He said happily.
I beamed. I defeated my first villain, and got my first friend. My siblings apologized and were nice to me forever.
