Cookiemilk & the Alternative Universe
I left crying. How dare she do that to me. Take my wings!? This is the worst princess that ever existed! Then all of a sudden Ash Flames, Pikachu, and my kids fell from the sky. “What happened to your wings?” they said. They saved me! “The evil princess!” I said. Pikachu started running around and farting. It smelled awful. My farts smell like cookies. I told them about the spell. Then we explored. It was a very different place. The ponies were drinking water and juice and milk. Water and juice? Not allowed.
“YOU ARE NOW BANISHED!” I yelled. I sent the pony to another planet. Pikachu farted all over the ponies of the place. I laughed and me and Pikachu hoofbumped. Then my children laughed and farted too. So did my husband. Every pony came closer. I had a good idea! Pikachu flew in the air with his fart. I caught him on one hoof and threw him into the air where he farted so loud the ponies jumped. My husband farted too. He farted until he flew in the air. Fart clouds were everywhere like a rocket launch. All the ponies clapped. My 3 kids farted and flew with their dad. Me and pikachu did too, and flew everywhere without wings. We then farted so much, a giant green puff of smoke exploded all over ponyville. They all started coughing while we landed safely in the air and said tada. All the ponies cheered! I was happy!
We left the area to go get food, while my kids said how awesome and fun that was. I laughed a lot. At the cafe, I asked for a cookie. The pony said he didn’t have one. I started crying and my angry kids started blasting him! I cried so much, a river came out of the cafe.
We sadly walked into a cottage. Then my kid looked out the window. “Why is Grandpa in there?” They said. I quickly looked out the window and screamed. Discord and Fluttershy were in there. MATING. I screamed and ran away so fast I fell into the river and almost drowned. I quickly jumped out and continued screaming. This is the worst!
38 minutes later I told my family we had to destroy this place. They asked to stay longer and I said fine. I looked up and saw posters for a fart show. I got mad and ripped it and said the universe is garbage. So my family made a plan to stop Princess Twilight Sparkle. “We’re going to STOP THIS PONY!” Said my husband.
“YEAH!” Said my kids.
We thought up the best plan we ever had, Pikachu will use thunderfart. It will Paralyze Twilight because it’s so stinky! Ash Flame will use his magic to tie up the princess. My kids will put their hooves in her eyes and they smell so bad Twilight will go blind for 5 minutes. Then I will put a spell on her to make her turn into a unicorn, and her hair will stop flowing.
This will be amazing!
Cookiemilk & the Alternative Universe
My name is Queen Cookiemilk. I am 200 years old. My mom was the most powerful pony ever. I ruled in her hoofsteps for 100 years. My husband is Ash Ketchum, but I turned him into an alicorn pony named Ash Flames. Pikachu stayed the same, and became our pet. We had 3 kids. One was Milky, who is 99. One was Berry Milk, who is 58, and one is Hot Chocolate, and he is 40. They all had alicorn boyfriends. They also had kids. Not Milky though. She was always sad about it, but I told her she will soon. When my kids rule someday, I will have 69 more kids.
I also changed the cookie kingdom a little bit. Anyone who is allergic to milk or cookies will be banned to another planet instead of killed. If a pony gives me or my family something I’m allergic to, I will kill them. One time Discord screamed at me for not doing it mom’s way, but me and Ash Flames put him in Tartarus forever where he started crying and whining. I’m the queen. I can do it my way now. It doesn’t matter what mom’s way is. One time 49 ponies threw up, so I let them eat more than cookies and milk. I hated it, but I had to for their health. I let them eat oatmeal, corn, and chocolate. And they were now allowed to drink water.
One time my husband said I was being unfair to the ponies. I started crying and used the memory spell mom used on discord. My husband never said that again. I got worried when he said that. What if I was? So I made a special holiday for them called Food Festival Day. This holiday is where ponies eat any food! There was Chicken, Steaks, Apples, Soda, Pepperoni, and more! It only happens once every 3 years.
Me and my husband were bored and decided to research spells. Pikachu farted a lot. My husband went to go to his pet cage and feed him. Finally the noise was gone. I saw a weird spell called diversus universum. What did that mean? I casted it on the floor and heard Pikachu farting so much more. I saw a portal and jumped in it. I landed outside my castle! So that’s what it does! I looked around and went back to my castle. Then I saw a strange Alicorn. who was this?
“Hello, you must be new here. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle.” Said the pony. Princess? There’s only one princess in Equestria. ME! Who is this pony thinking she can steal my place. “Hey, why did you steal my throne?” I said angrily.
The pony sipped her tea.
“I didn’t!” She said.
“YES YOU DID!” I said.
“NO I DIDN’T!” said Twilight.
“YES YOU DID!” I said again.
“NO I DIDN’T!” said Twilight.
We kept arguing until Twilight stopped and looked at my wings. “You don’t deserve those wings.” She said. I got super worried.
Then I started rising into the air, and my wings disappeared. I screamed.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
The wicked Princess grinned.
