After the party, i put my kids to bed. I said goodnight, and gave them my most delicious milk. I poured it in two cups, and put chocolate in it. I then closed the room door. My mom had news for me. I went downstairs and walked. I stepped onto the floor made out of chocolate chips. I walked on the floor until I saw mom’s room. I knocked on the door and it opened. I then walked around the room. I saw mom and said
“hi mom! What happened?”
Mom then put her hoof on me and said,
“Don’t call me mom anymore. Call me Cookiemilk.”
I was confused. I thought children aren’t allowed to call their moms by their names? I then said,
”ok mom, I mean cookiemilk.”
“You are the new ruler of Equestria!”
I smiled and screamed and squealed and laughed and cried with happiness and farted and burped and beamed and danced and skipped and grooved and hugged cookiemilk. Cookiemilk was very very happy. We danced together and sung a song about the cookie kingdom. Cookiemilk put her crown on my head and gave me two crowns for my kids to wear. I got excited. Cookiemilk said that the coronation is tomorrow and if anypony doesn’t join they will be sent to another planet. I squealed.
“YAY I HAVE A PARTY JUST FOR ME!”
I got ready for the coronation. I went upstairs and walked out the room. I stepped onto the floor made out of chocolate chips again. Every step was nice and chocolatey and brown and soft and smooth. It was nice on my hooves. I started licking my hooves to taste the chocolate. I licked my lips and yelled so loud.
“DEEEELICIOUS!!!” I said. After leaving the hallway to my kids room, I closed the doors and licked my front hooves. After that, I licked my back hooves. All the delicious chocolate was gone. I used my magic to put the crowns on my kids night stand. I also put chocolate on my hooves and put my hooves in my kids mouth. They woke up smiling from the chocolatey goodness they tasted.
“MMMMMM GOOOD!” They both said licking their chocolate lips. They looked at me and jumped up and down 7 times.
I told them the news. They screamed and jumped and yelled and shouted and farted and skipped and sang and hummed and whistled and cheered and clapped and danced and giggled and put on the crowns and ran downstairs. I told them to get ready for the Coronation.
The best day ever.
Today was the day. We all wore dresses. We also forced discord to come. 52 ponies were there. 94 of them didn’t come so we banished them to another planet. All the ponies cheered when me and my husband kissed. Cookiemilk put the crown on my head and said
“YOUR NEW QUEEN!” All the ponies clapped. My kid loop fruit yelled
“YOU CAN NOW EAT CEREAL!” All the ponies clapped and cheered and screamed and wooed. They loved us.
Then all of a sudden the ground started shaking. Then the cookie trees started falling. Every pony screamed and ran away. Then a giant centaur named nightmare Tirek came and ate a tree. He then smashed a pony. I didn’t care. The kingdom was at risk! I blasted Tireks eye. He fell to the ground. Sadly, he was so big, he destroyed the whole kingdom when he fell. I screamed with sadness.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” I got so mad I blasted Nightmare Tirek and he turned into a cloud and went into the sky with the others. I cried and farted and screamed and moaned and yelled and made puppy eyes and weeped and wailed and whined and bawled and sobbed and whimpered. I couldn’t believe it! The kingdom that was around all these years, is GONE!
I whimpered sadly. Then I looked at the kingdom. I decided to remake it. Instead of cookies, it will be milkland! I decided to go back to the castle and build. I made 100 gallons of milk. I asked my kids what I should do.
Loop fruit said, “Call it loop’s world! Turn the water rivers into milk!”
I did her idea. I started pouring milk in the holes nightmare Tirek made. The creamy white delicious ice cold milk went all over the wet hole. Then, it was fully covered and we made a milk lake.
There was all types of milk. Almond, Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla, and more!
We can save the kingdom!
My name is Milky. I am one of the 6 kids of Cookiemilk. Her spouse as well as my dad’s name is ash. He helped Cookiemilk to defeat Twishy Wishcake. He used to be a human, but Cookiemilk turned him into an alicorn pony. They have a pet named pikachu. They also had 6 kids including me. They went through hundreds of adventures and defeated thousands of villains. I always wanted to join them! My great grandpa is discord. They love drawing on his statue! I tried it and it was very fun. I drew a picture of him crying with an ugly face! When they take him off his time out, he looks like an ugly person. My mom always laughed. I also had a kid named cereal loop. I taught her how to punish discord.
One time he accidentally knocked over my favorite vase. I told Cereal loop to turn him into a frog and throw him off the house roof. One time he let a lot of cats in the house. Cats HATE chocolate. I made cereal loop turn him into a cat and feed him chocolate but I turned him back because it doesn’t work on cookie ponies or creatures. When my second daughter loop fruit was born, I taught her too. Then, Discord disappeared. Me and my kids, Loop fruit and cereal loop started getting worried. Where could he be? We did a search party.
Then, loop fruit came running towards me incredibly fast with a happy facial appearance.
She yelled “I got my cutie mark!” It was an apple in a bowl of milk. I was extremely happy with her.
“Let’s throw a party!” I yelled happily. We got ready. I retrieved the drinks as well as the food. I also retrieved the toys as well as games. My daughter was really excited. So excited she farted. All the ponies laughed. I smiled.
