Everypony was invited to a party Discord made, and it was a doozy. Everyone came either because it was the draconequus’ birthday, they had nothing to do or they decided not to decline free food.

Twilight and the Mane 5 were talking as always.

“Thank you girls for coming to this party, Discord has been pretty lonely ever since the whole Legion Of Doom incident.” Fluttershy said bashfully.

“This so called ‘Legion Of Doom’ can hear you, you know.” Cozy Glow said angrily.

“Sorry.” Fluttershy apologized meekly.

“You’re welcome Fluttershy, it’s nothing really we’re just glad to be there for him on his birthday.” Twilight said happily.

“And we’d never miss out on a chance to be at a party.” Pinkie Pie said with glee.

“I’m just here for the free food.” Rainbow Dash admitted smugly.

Thorax and Ember were having a conversation about how their kingdoms were doing.

Trixie subtlety flirted with Starlight like she always would do with Starlight.

“Ah Starlight isn’t it nice to be at this party after all the Great and Powerful Trixie does enjoy to party.” Trixie said subtlety trying to wrap a hoof around Starlight’s frame.

“Oh hey Maud.” Starlight said before Trixie could put her hoof around her Starlight walked over to Maud.

“How is everything going?” Starlight asked happily.

“It’s going good, me and Mudbrair came to this party we felt it’d be rude to decline.” Maud explained stoically.

“Technically I thought it would be rude, she agreed with me.” Mudbrair corrected.

“Smooth.” Maud said.

“Oh well, glad you’re here.” Starlight greeted “Right Trixie?”

“Yes, we’re so happy to see you.” Trixie said with a forced smile.

Tirek, Cozy Glow, and Chrysalis were playing pin the tail on the pony with Chrysalis raging every time she lost making her two friends chuckle.

“Stop laughing this is very hard to do.” Chrysalis commanded.

“Sorry Chrysalis, your freak outs are just fun to watch I’ll stop now.” Cozy Glow admitted bashfully.

“I’m not sorry, this is golden.” Tirek snickered.

Chrysalis then blasted Tirek who then coughed up smoke.

“Okay I’ll stop laughing now.” Tirek grunted.

“Thank you.” Chrysalis said with her head held high.

Big Mac and Sugar Belle were making out the whole time, as were Shining Armor and Cadence.

Sunburst was studying the house Discord lived in and was loving the chaotic nature of the house.

A bunch of other guests were also having fun.

Everyone was happy and partying together until Discord tapped on his mic.

“Check, check is this thing on, hello ponies, dragons, other creatures, welcome today to a new game I have invented called Seven Minutes In Heaven, in this game two creatures’ names will be pulled out of a hat and me and my assistant Cozy Glow will stuff them in the closet where they can talk, chat, or more importantly make out, hahahahahahahahahaha oh and you have to play it’s a party game it would be rude to decline.” Discord said.

“Oh I love being included.” Cozy Glow said happily.

“Oh boy.” Thorax said nervously.

“Uh problem, some of us are related so what happens then?” Applejack asked worried.

“Oh well one condition is that if the two chosen to go in the closet are related they are not able to partake in the round together so if I say pick Twilight and Shining Armor, they will not be put in the closet together because we know that is just gross and we’ll gain no drama from that also I have standards.” Discord said turning green.

Anypony who had a sibling sighed in relief they were safe.

“Alright good luck everypony, put your names in the hat.” Discord said happily.

Soon everypony put their names in the large hat as Discord shuffled them around.

“Trixie and Starlight, Trixie and Starlight, Trixie and Starlight, Trixie and Starlight.” Trixie whispered to herself.

Thorax bit at his hooves he was scared at what would happen.

Spike raised a flirtatious eyebrow at Rarity who did not seem to notice.

“So let us start the game with Thorax and Ember.” Discord said schemingly putting their names out of a hat.

Thorax and Ember blush then head inside to the closet which was quite spacious for a closet.

The closet then closed and Ember and Thorax began talking.

“Listen, mister don’t get any ideas about making out with me, I forbid you from doing so.” Ember snarled angrily.

“We’re friends Ember if you don’t wanna make out we don’t have to.” Thorax said reassuringly.

“Good I have more stuff to worry about other than this gooey game, it makes me sick.” Ember said angrily.

“What’s wrong with this game, no really I’ve never played it before.” Thorax asked innocently.

“It’s a stupid game where creatures are treated like prizes and possessions and are forced to go inside a closet with a total stranger and then make out it’s gross.” Ember admitted with disgust.

“That makes sense but remember Discord said we don’t have to make out.” Thorax reminded comfortingly.

“Yeah I know.” Ember said calmly “Sorry I was so brash I just hate this game.”

“You’re forgiven.” Thorax said happily both begin blushing at each other.

Discord then opens the door.

“Seven Minutes are up you little creatures now go.” Discord said.

Thorax and Ember then walk out of the closet as they head back to their seats.

“So what did you two do in there?” Starlight asked Thorax shyly.

“Oh we mostly just talked but other than that we did nothing sexual.” Thorax answered calmly.

“Oh that’s good.” Starlight said happily.

“So Ember what did you and Thorax do in there.” Spike asked as he sat with Ember.

“I just talked with him, besides I hate this stupid game so that’s all we did.” Ember admitted happily.

“Oh that’s cool glad he understood.” Spike said happily before chugging on a root beer.

“Next up is...” Discord said in a long drawn out tone.

Spike crossed his fingers, Tirek rolled his eyes, and Pinkie Pie was just excited.

Author's Note

Who’s it going to be? Leave a request in the comments.