Return Of Puffony

Chapters

Pone-ochio Apple
The Element Of Giggling (is lighter than air)
Fluttershy's Character Ark
The Hoard Of The Dress
Jest For Fun
The Grand Twinale

Pone-ochio Apple

Applejack gulped, looking around at the hedges that surrounded her. Now cut off from her friends, she was forced to make her way through the maze alone, with Discord hiding anywhere within. She knew she couldn't let her friends down, however, and they had managed to face down Nightmare Moon after all! Surely they could take on anything this guy could throw at them. She began to trot through the maze, wending her way this way and that. For a maze, there weren't any branching pathways, which Applejack found just a little bit odd. She'd think getting her friends not only separated, but lost, would be a better idea than just making their progress more tedious. She shrugged it off, figuring she should be thinking about what to do when they finally met up with Discord instead.

The way turned into a bit of a slope, light enough to not be noticeable if you weren't paying attention. It did become notable when big red plush apples started to roll past her, tumbling around corners until they led her to an open area the size of a living room. The plush apples seemed to pile up in the middle of the area, with a small stage and a box of life-sized plush puppets on one side, a shelf with large picture books on the other side and Discord standing in front of the exit across the clearing.

Applejack glared at the draconequus, marching up to him and trying her best to look tough. "Discord! You best git outta the way before I whoop yer butt!" She threatened. "And what's with the fancy stage? I hope you weren’t plannin’ on putting on a show."

"Oh dear, and here I thought this was a foal friendly show." Discord leaned back with an exaggerated blush, fanning his face for a short moment before smoothly moving up next to AJ and picking up her hat. "And after I tried to do something nice for you, too. You see, I noticed that you've been running around and around and around..." He snaked around her several times before putting the hat back down on her head, "...without a single thing happening, and that's just no fun. So congratulations, you've found the break room! A place to kick up your legs and let yourself be entertained by me instead of having to run around for my entertainment. I'm an equal opportunity villain."

Applejack's eyes narrowed as she readjusted her hat, trying to follow Discord's spiraling movement. "I know a lie when I hear one, and y’all don't look like ya got a show ready to perform. Now let me through!" Applejack demanded, attempting to squeeze past Discord's noodly body. She grunted as she struggled, only to find herself plopped down atop the pile of plush apples, staring up at the stage.

"No appreciation for the arts." Discord pouted as he floated over to the shelf, pulling out a stack of books. "I mean, if you really want to keep running around aimlessly without a break, don't be my guest. But you might miss something interesting." He teleported over next to the stage, nudging the box of props and puppets. "Really though, just because you dislike me is no reason to twist the truth and accuse me of lying. As you can see I'm more than prepared for high-quality storytelling."

Applejack grumbled a bit, regretting her choice of words. "Alright, fine, I'll listen to your story." She eventually said, crossing her hooves as she leaned back into the plush apples. At the very least, they did offer a reasonably comfortable seat after having been wandering around for so long, and at worst all she'd do is waste time humoring Discord. Maybe listening to him might make him a bit more willing to stand down after all of this.

"Wonderful~!" Discord grinned and opened up one of the books. "Now let's see here. A long time ago, in the magical land of Equestria..."
Two puppets floated out of the box and onto the stage, hanging from strings tied to an old-fashioned puppeteer's cross: one plush puppet of Princess Luna and one plush puppet of Princess Celestia with a slightly oversized rump. Discord started telling the story of Nightmare Moon while the puppets acted it out, quickly going through the short version of the story before moving on to the next book. All of them were classic stories and breezie tales and surprisingly authentic, Discord's telling sticking closely to the stories Applejack knew while the puppets performed a rather much sillier version with copious amounts of slapstick.
It didn't take long for Discord's narrating to become a background droning while the puppet plays started to blur together slightly, the puppets themselves gradually becoming more plush and plump and comically oversized until the last puppets barely managed to even touch the stage with their hooves, not that it kept them from bumping and stumbling into each other clumsily and making a quite amusing mess of the old stories.
Almost without warning the show stopped, though, the stage remaining empty after the last story while Discord had pushed his whole upper half into the now much emptier box, muttering to himself and occasionally tossing out a puppet.

Applejack blinked, no longer only passively paying attention to Discord's performance. She suddenly noticed the taste of fluff in her mouth, and found herself chewing on one of the plush apples absentmindedly. She spat it out, rubbing her tongue a bit to try and remove the lingering fabric taste. She watched as Discord continued to dig around in the box, somehow squeezing even more of himself down into it during his search.
Applejack slowly picked herself up off the pile of apples, starting to wander towards the exit of the clearing. "Well... that was better than I’d expected it to be. I'm sorry for doubtin' ya, Discord." She said, continuing to make her way out.

"Thank you, thank you." Discord's foot picked up a hat and pulled the rest of himself out of it through the box. He gave a small bow before frowning. "I'm afraid it wasn't quite done yet... I was going to end with the best story, but I just cannot find the main character. All I have are some props... such a shame, I was saving this one for last because it just fits you so well."

Applejack was a bit hesitant to stick around, but upon thinking more about it, she couldn't quite put her hoof on why. Discord had been kind enough to put on some shows for her, and they had all been rather entertaining. It would be rude to leave part-way through the show too, especially if he had been saving the final act just for her. "Ah... I suppose I could help out, just a bit? Maybe help you look?"

"Would you? Maybe a pony can find what Dis can't." He chuckled and stepped aside to let her look into the box. "The last story is Pone-nochio. You know, that story about the importance of honesty. I thought it to be rather fitting." The box didn't have much left, only a few random puppets, an empty pair of bib overalls with suspenders, a few unassigned crosses and under it all a few patches of the weirdly colorful and swirly bottom of the box visible.

Applejack peered down into the box, scratching her chin as she tried to see just what was down there. There were some puppets... some overalls... some puppets... she shook her head, trying to clear it. It was as if every time her eyes ran over the bottom of the box, the swirling pattern made it impossible to remember what she had seen. Puppets... overalls... string... She leaned in deeper, hoping that a closer look would help her out. Puppets... over... puppets...? She leaned in again, and suddenly felt herself lose her balance. She tumbled forward, falling into the box with a plush 'flump!'

Several of the strings wrapped around her, getting her all tangled up with her face on the bottom of the box, staring right into the shifting, swirling colors that seemed to go deeper and deeper the more she looked at them. Her hat fluttered down onto her head, feeling oddly plushy and heavy. All her limbs started to feel numb and heavy as well, fading away behind the colors filling her vision and drawing her attention. Distantly she might have felt the overalls getting pulled over her legs and barrel, the thick and crinkly bottom snug around her flanks, the suspenders stretchy over her shoulders and the sewn-in bib with the heart-shaped pink apple catching any drool or fluff she might lose.
It wasn't clear how long she was lying and staring into the colors before someone pulled her up again, Discord holding her cross and letting her dangle from the strings around her forelegs and hindlegs while looking at her with eyes almost as colorful and pretty as the box. "There you are! You'd better hurry up on stage, your story is almost starting."

Applejack's eyelids bobbed up and down, her eyes reflecting Discord's shimmering ones. There was a strange, sort of sudden 'ping' in her mind as she suddenly straightened out her legs, her mind finally managing to grind back into gear. "Oh golly! I can't be late for my own story!" She said, attempting to hurry off to the stage. Of course, with her hooves tied up in the strings, she wasn't able to get far. She whined a little, looking back up at Discord holding her cross. "Come on, Discord! Ya can't keep me here if I have to get onto stage!"

"Of course, of course. Here, let me help you." Discord grinned and snapped his fingers, letting go of the cross. It kept floating, bobbing in the air above Applejack and letting her move however she wanted and even hang off the strings if she wanted to... as long as nobody else grabbed it, that was.
Discord barely gave her any time to get up on stage, already picking up the large storybook and flipping it open while all the puppets from previous plays gathered in front of the stage to watch the show.
"There once was a plush puppet named Pone-ochio... I mean Applejack, my bad. Applejack was a magical plush puppet who loved to prance and dance around on a stage to entertain all the fillies and colts who would watch her."

Applejack dutifully performed the described actions. She paraded around, making sure that all the other plushies were able to get a good look at her. She proudly displayed her stiches and seams, not at all concerned that she hadn't had those not too long ago. Her overalls were also worthy of being displayed, the way they hugged her rump cutely, and how they made her look like a good farmpony! Which she was, naturally. She jumped around a few times, so everypony could see her, her strings not getting tangled in the slightest as she showed herself off. "Look at me, everypony! I'm the pranciest pony around!"

"She sure was a lively plush, and a honest one to boot." Discord snapped his fingers again and a quartet of plushy pink booties with frills appeared on AJ's hooves. "Well, to booties. She was so honest in fact that a good breezie had granted her a boon, letting her live and move just like a real pony, controlling her own strings when nobody else was picking them up for her and never getting tangled up in them. Unless it was funny, of course." A tiny plush Pinkie Pie with butterfly wings flittered around Applejack for a moment, zapping her with a wand and throwing a bit of glitter over her.
"But a great boon like that came with obligations, of course. Since Applejack only got to prance and dance so nimbly thanks to being such an honest sort, the breezie said that she was never ever to tell a lie. Whenever Applejack told something that was even the tiniest bit untrue, she would suddenly feel a pit peckish or parched. And thanks to her magic overall, she could always pull a yummy plump plush apple or her trusty plush keg of tasty plush cider out of her pockets. So whenever she told even the tiniest lie, she'd find herself taking a large bite or even larger gulp of plush without even thinking about it first, and of course doing so would plump up her plush belly a little more each time until eventually she wouldn't be able to do more than waddle and bounce instead of prance and dance."

Applejack blushed a little bit as she looked at her frilly booties. One of the other plushies watching cooed, commenting at just 'how cute~' her booties were. Applejack's blush brightened, and she responded with 'They are not!' Her plush belly suddenly grumbled, and Applejack rubbed her tummy. "Oh goodness, I'm so hungry. An apple oughta do the trick!" She said, reaching into her pocket. She pulled out a plump plush apple, licking her lips as she admired it. She opened her mouth wide and shoved the apple into her awaiting maw. She playfully chewed the plush toy, though all she really accomplished was squishing it around in her mouth, her cheeks puffing out cutely from all the fluff.
Scrunching her eyes, Applejack let out a loud gulp! as she swallowed the apple. With an almost audible bwoomp!, the apple landed in her gut and made it grow outwards just a bit. She rubbed her belly again, looking satisfied at the snack.
"Applejack, you didn't just sneak an apple in the middle of the show, did you?" Another puppet asked.
"I certainly did not!" Applejack responded, only to find her plush mouth seeming just a bit dry. She reached into her pocket again and pulled out a small plush keg of cider. She popped the spigot into her mouth, letting out a happy sigh as she gulped down the cool stuffing, which was even more refreshing than the real cider!

Discord chuckled at the demonstration, flipping to the next page. "Applejack had gone into a maze with all her silly frilly friends, to play a game against Discord, the fun and rather handsome Lord Of Chaos. She didn't quite remember what the goal of the game was or why they were playing, but she was having too much fun to care, almost as much fun as she knew she'd have in the chaotic world outside the maze once they finished the game and let him spread his fun to everypony else."
He snapped the book shut loudly. "And that's the curtain. Thank you very much for your help, Applejack, I do hope you enjoyed the story as much as I did." The crowd of plushes gave enthusiastic standing ovations, although it sounded more like crinkling and phloomfing than clapping.

Applejack blushed brightly, bowing for the plushies in the audience before they and the stage suddenly vanished, causing her to fall to the ground. "Oof, that wasn't very funny, Discord." She said, only for her stomach to growl and make her pull another apple out to eat. She spoke through the plush, her words garbled a bit from all the fluff, "I sure had fun though! I can't wait to tell everypony about you, and I bet we'll have lots of fun in your game!" She started to prance towards the exit, her belly swelling just a bit more as she swallowed the apple.

Author's Note

This story is actually already fully written, so I have no excuse not to upload them over the next days.

The Element Of Giggling (is lighter than air)

Pinkie was pronking down the maze, turning a corner to come screeching to a halt in the face of a massive party extravaganza, looking over everything with wide eyes. "Oh wowie, finally this maze is getting interesting in a non-horticultural way!"

Discord peered out from around a bunch of balloons, waving to Pinkie. "Oh good, I'm so glad you're here! I've only just started getting these decorations started, and I'd just love some advice from a party expert such as yourself!" He said, tying the bunch of balloons onto the back of a chair, only for it to start to float up into the sky and force Discord to try and sit down atop it to keep it in place.

Pinkie giggled, pronking over to him. "Oh, yes, typical beginner's mistake." She plucked a candyfloss hair from her mane and expertly tied the chair to the ground, leaving it bobbing and floating about a foot off the ground. "I have to say though, for someone a thousand years out of practice this is pretty good. Did I ever tell you that I love your cotton candy clouds? Because I loooove your cotton candy clouds!" She grabbed a cloud from somewhere and wrung it out into her mouth.

Discord snapped his fingers, the cloud growing just a bit bigger to allow Pinkie to wring out even more chocolate milk from the cloud. "Those were always a favorite concession, I'm happy to hear you approve. Speaking of party concessions, I don't suppose you'd know anything about baking would you? I have all these doughs, and only one oven!" Discord gave an exaggerated wipe of his brow, giving a dramatic sigh as he stared wistfully at the confections. "I don't think I'll ever have them done in time!"

Pinkie tossed the cloud away and snapped up into a salute. "You came to the right pony. I'm not a Cake but I can bake faster than just about anyone you've ever seen." She spun around and turned into a pink whirlwind, derwishing around the nearby table and sucking in the dough, planning to spread it out into various shapes and forms and stuff it into the oven.

Discord nonchalantly (or, as nonchalantly as a chaos demon could manage) turned to the whirlwind that was Pinkie, winding up his tail to snap it into the pony without warning. She was sent careening into the oven, smacking into the back as the door shut behind her. Discord peered in through the glass on the front to see the big ball of dough the pony was stuck in start to grow warm and rise. He licked his lips with a grin and tied a bib around his neck opening his mouth as he waited for the pony to come flying back out.

Pinkie gave some muffled yells and struggled in the dough, stretching it out around her even as it grew tighter and thicker, trapping her inside it. She was still dizzy from the unexpected tumble and feeling unusually warm and snug in the oven, like in a big tight sleeping bag, unaware of how the dough started to fill out the oven and pressed both into the door and into Pinkie to find some more room.

Discord closed his eyes, still waiting eagerly... and waiting... and waiting. His eyes opened as he looked back at the oven, only to see the dough continuing to grow. He stood up, wandering around the oven to ensure it was heating properly. He flicked one of the knobs, and suddenly the oven began to shake, the dough squeezing in even faster as the door started to strain from the force. He yelped and dove behind a cluster of balloons, plugging his ears.

The oven exploded in a splatter of dough and, well, more dough. A surprising amount of it landed on tables in the form of freshly baked buns, muffins and cakes, while the rest of it ended up on the charred spot of ground that didn't show a trace of the oven anymore, but instead a big, wiggling and wobbling glob of half-baked sticky dough.

Discord wandered over, tutting just a bit. "Well, I don't mean to be rude, but I really expected more from such a famous party pony such as yourself! You've still got half the dough stuck on you!" Discord picked up the dough, shaking it out like a blanket to free Pinkie Pie. He started to spin the remaining dough out into a pizza, tossing it up into the air and catching it with his tail as he stepped up to the other decorations. "Perhaps you'd do better setting up the party games. You wouldn't want to let down your friends if they show up to a party without games, after all!" He pulled out several parts that looked like they should fit together if one maybe could figure out how they theoretically worked. "Here's one of my favorites! Pin the valve on the pooltoy!"

"R-right, uhh..." Pinkie swayed in place with spinning eyes for a moment before shaking her head and blushing, quickly grabbing the offered parts. "Don't worry, baking is just a hobby, but preparing parties is what my special talent is! I'll have this set up in a jiffy!" She put the parts together... probably... maybe... like this? She paused and glared down at the stubborn game for a moment before sticking out her tongue in concentration, hooves blurring as she tried to put everything together just so.

Discord busied himself by blowing up a bounce house, poking a finger into the hose as his other hand worked his tail like a pump, causing air to rush into the bounce house and blow it up to the size of a small castle. A snap conjured up a piñata, one that resembled a rather pudgy looking Luna sitting atop the chair that was still floating in the air. Once the bounce house was finally full he looked back to Pinkie, delighted to see the completion of the game. "Ah, wonderful work, Pinkie! I see you've already figured out how it works!" He said, poking at her belly to draw attention to the valve that had managed to find itself on her gut.

"Huh? I did? I mean, of course I did!" Pinkie nodded quickly before looking down again, tugging at the valve with a blush. "So, uhm... How do I get it off again? So everyone else can have a turn playing, I mean."

Discord waved his paw dismissively, picking up an oversized metal tank. "Now, now, there's no need to worry about silly details like that. We still have the balloons to fill!" He pulled out a few deflated balloons, fitting one over the nozzle and cranking the tank open. The balloon began to fill, swelling slowly bigger and bigger. It seemed to inflate much more than it should have given the size it had started at. Still, it continued to grow, the shiny material reflecting Pinkie's face as it filled up and up and up, Discord shifting the balloon around to shift the reflection so the curve of the rubber made it appear as if Pinkie's rump had swelled in size.

Pinkie blushed but giggled at seeing a balloon inflate to a size like that, still absentmindedly tugging at the valve on her belly. She leaned in to watch her reflection in the balloon, shifting and wiggling a bit to watch her rump swell on the shiny rubber. "I do like balloons... Although it looks like this one is going to be more of a blimp~"

Discord eventually removed the balloon from the tank, tying it off and letting it drift upwards, string keeping it tied to the tank. He pulled out another balloon, this one a mix of stripes rather than a solid color. He began to inflate it as well, making sure Pinkie could get a good look at the colors as it swelled. The reflection made the pony appear as if she herself was striped like a rainbow zebra, and was a big balloon just like the one being inflated before her...

Pinkie giggled again as she watched, although this one came out a bit softer as her attention was caught by the slowly expanding colors and her slowly expanding self. "You really got everything here, don't you? Oh, oh, how many more kinds of balloons do you have?" She pranced in place, blushing a bit as her flanks wobbled and her belly brushed against the floor, pushing the valve inwards for a moment before it popped out again.

Discord smirked, squeezing the balloon between his paw and his claw, making it squeak as Pinkie's reflection distorted, her belly squishing into the ground a bit more before he let go, the balloon wobbling as it regained its shape. The striped balloon floated off the nozzle, quickly replaced by a balloon covered in brightly shimmering stars. "Oh, more balloons than I think you can imagine!" Discord boasted as the new balloon inflated. "We have stripes... stars... polka dots... swirls..." He pulled out a few more balloons, attaching them to new nozzles on the tank, so the three big blimps were pressing tightly into each other. They squeaked and creaked as their rubbery material squished together, looming over the pooltoy pony beneath them. "I bet we could even have a Pinkie balloon! One that's just as giggly as the real thing~"

"Oooh, pretty~" Pinkie bounced on her ~~belly~~ hooves, turning her head to keep looking between the three different balloons and three reflected Pinkies, although she may have kept lingering on the swirly Pinkie a bit longer each time. "I don't think any balloon could be as giggly as me though~" She giggle-snorted as proof, wobbling a bit and stretching her hooves out to keep them on the ground.

"Of course we do, just look at yourself! You're already quite the balloon!" Discord laughed, pressing the balloons in a bit tighter around Pinkie. He'd pop them free, tying them off but keeping them pressed in around her. "Just take a good long look and you'll see that you're just a big giggly balloon. One that's just full of laughing gas to keep you as giggly as can be!"

Pinkie giggled nervously and stumbled back a little, only to bump into one of the balloons. "W-what? Come on, Discord, don't make, hehe, jokes like that..." She shook her head and started to look around for an exit, but all she could see was big inflated shiny rubber; stars, swirls, stripes, all shiny and squeaky and reflecting a Pinkie Pie a bit bigger and bloatier than the last. She started giggling helplessly, kicking her hooves against her inflated belly and wobbling in place, feeling dizzy and fuzzy from watching the balloons circle and swirl around her. "I'm not... I... b-big giggly balloon, heheheee..."

Discord's voice echoed through the balloons, their shiny surfaces squeaking and creaking as they grew larger, pressing into the other even more. "You certainly look like one to me. Big. Giggly. Bloated. Bouncy." Discord's words reverberated through the air, and the balloons didn't just seem to be reflecting Pinkie anymore. Instead they were each a brightly, oddly colored Blimpy Pie, all laughing and giggling as they hugged and squeezed their swollen forms, enjoying being such big balloons!

Pinkie couldn't help but giggle along with them, wobbling and squeaking and creaking on her big bloated belly and looking from one balloon to the next. Her eyes started to swirl, then stripe and then fill with stars before going back to swirls and starting over again.
"I don't, hehehe... I'm, hehe... B-big, hehehehe, bloated, bouncy, heheheheheee~" She started pressing her hooves into her belly deliberately, squeezing and prodding and letting out small puffs of pink sparkly gas with her giggles that tasted like pop rocks and cotton candy.

The balloons grew bigger, squeezing in tighter before their bodies shuddered, shaking, trembling from all the air before...
The balloons burst, the sound of exploding rubber replaced with fits of giggles as they popped. The party materials had all vanished, except for a few streamers and confetti that Discord was sweeping up, dressed in a janitor's outfit. "Oh goodness, I'm so sorry, Pinkie, but you missed the party! Don't worry, I'm sure all your friends would love you to throw another one! And all that giggly gas in your belly is sure to lift their spirits~" He playfully poked at her rubber gut with the tip of his broom before returning to his cleaning, vanishing as he walked past a hedge statue.

Pinkie squeaked and giggled at the poke, letting out another cloud of pink giggle-gas. She shook her head to try and clear it and slowly calmed down, only occasionally giggling softly as she looked around to find the exit.
She wiggled and circled her hooves a bit to go on, then scrunched (and giggled) as it did nothing except make her feel more giggly. Thinking for a moment she decided to try moving up and down instead, squishing her shiny rubber belly into the ground until it finally bounced into the air, bouncing and bobbing forward like a balloon and occasionally bumping into one of the hedges as she made her way deeper into the maze.

Fluttershy's Character Ark

Fluttershy's hooves shuffled along the dirt path as she wandered through the maze. Lost was the last thing she wanted to be right now with Discord potentially waiting around every corner. She heard a twig snap, causing her to squeak and dash into the hedge walls, pressing herself into it as she glanced around. She saw a broken stick sitting where her hooves had just been, causing her to sigh and step down from the leaves. Continuing her slow progress forward and peeking around the next corner, she spotted a beach scene sitting at the edge of a tiny lake, complete with some comfy beach chairs, shady trees and a miniature summer sun. It caused her quite a bit of confusion, but did nothing to calm her nerves.

Discord was nowhere to be seen, but there were a lot of animals coming out of the woodwork. All of them looked shiny and squeaky and had little valves somewhere, like Discord had taken a shop's worth of pooltoys and breathed life into them.
A few large inflatable butterflies with pretty patterns on their wings and a few inflatable penguins were suddenly around her, gently nudging her into the open and towards the shore where a large inflatable dolphin was already waiting with a rubbery smile.

"Oh, n-n-no, really, I'm awfully busy..." She tried to stammer out, but didn’t put up much of a fight against the penguins. She approached the beach chairs, feeling the warmth of the fake sun beating down on her. "R-really, you're very kind but-" She continued to mutter, hiding behind her mane as her voice grew softer. "W-w-w-well... if you..." Her protests were now incomprehensible with how quiet she was speaking, her own shy squeaks hidden by the squeaking of the animals.

A pooltoy poodle bounced around her happily while a pooltoy bear fluffed up a pillow for her and laid out a thin blanket on the beach chair. Another pooltoy penguin came waddling over with a tray holding a fruity summer drink in almost all the colors of the rainbow, looking much like a waiter in a suit.

Fluttershy took the drink, though she refrained from drinking from it. She lay on the chair, looking around at all the squeaky creatures. "I don't remember either of the sisters having a zoo like this..." She muttered, growing increasingly worried that the animals were just pretending to be nice. That any moment they'd all pounce upon her. That they'd try to capture her and steal her away from reaching her friends!

The animals didn't seem to do anything of the sort, although they did do their best to help her relax. Chattering and natting at her, a small flock of songbirds squeak-chirping a song while the big puffy butterflies flitted around overhead, flying around one another and showing off their shiny, colorful wing patterns.

As Fluttershy watched the butterflies floating around, she found her worries slipping away ever so slowly. The longer she watched, the more she relaxed in her chair. She absentmindedly took a sip from the drink. And another. And another. The drink was wonderfully delicious, and she found herself going from sipping to drinking to gulping very quickly.
The squeaky animals happily kept supplying the drinks for her, some fanning her for a cool breeze with swirly-painted palm leaves while others kept moving around her to tend to her every other need. At least until one of the penguins slipped a small shiny rubber valve into her latest drink.

As Fluttershy was taking another drink, she suddenly coughed, feeling something slip down her throat that wasn't fruity beverage. In her surprise, she spilled the drink over her, colorful juice spreading over her as she poked at her throat. She let out a squeak of worry, which was more literal than she had intended. A wheeze could be heard as she gasped, sounding like air flowing into a balloon.

A few of the animals chuckled and giggled as they watched her squeak and wheeze. Before she could panic too much however a large pooltoy paradise bird landed on her chest, flapping his colorful wings and puffing up his swirly chest before leaning down to blow a large breath into Fluttershy's mouth.
Meanwhile the others began pouring some more of the drink over her, covering her in the magical juice and letting it seep in until her whole body turned shiny and slightly transparent with a shimmering glow to it.

Fluttershy flailed her hooves as she felt the air flow into her, her belly stretching slightly bigger as she received another puff. Her wriggling became slightly weaker as she stared up at the bird of paradise, watching the colors swirl in front of her eyes. Another puff as the squeaky bird's belly swelled up, and Fluttershy's wings started to change. They became the same bright colors as the bird puffing her up, flapping weakly in time with the bird's.

The bird pulled away with a smile, flapping his colorful wings and inviting her to join him, squawking and squeaking about how much fun it would be, how nice it had to be for Fluttershy that she could share in the traits of all her animal friends and join them in their silliest moments. That even if it was silly and embarrassing, Fluttershy just couldn't help but indulge herself a little whenever one of her animal friends shared with her.

Fluttershy, still a little dazed from the sudden swelling, managed to sit herself up in her chair as she watched the bird fly up and circle over her. She giggled, her own wings beating as she started to lazily take to the skies, drifting around and around as her wings squeaked and creaked with every beat.

The bird landed again, perching on the back of her chair and showing off his wings while all the animals converged on Fluttershy as soon as she landed after him, dancing and bouncing and squeaking and creaking around her and singing a song for her about being kind and being puffy and being kind of puffy, all while every other moment an animal moved in to stick another valve to a different part of her body.

Fluttershy was smothered by the multitude of cushy pooltoys, wriggling about as she felt a valve being pressed into her belly, onto her legs, her tail, and onto her flanks. She blushed brightly as several animals took their turns puffing and blowing into each valve, her cushy body swelling slightly as it transformed. Her tail flicked and squeaked as it became a thick crocodile tail, her hind legs puffing out into a dragon claw and zebra hoof. She pressed and squeezed on her ballooning belly as a whale huffed her up and up and up!

A pudgy lion blew up her soft new squeaky paw while an octopuff provided the other foreleg. The paradise bird noisily defended and puffed up one of her wings, but the other was snagged and puffed by a big shiny dragonfly with extra shimmery wings. Her flanks were blown particularly big and bouncy by a pair of circus elephants before the animals all pulled back, parting to let Angel Bunny hop-bounce right in front of Fluttershy. The squeaky bunny pulled her head down and took a deep breath before blowing it right into her mouth, causing Fluttershy's ears to turn bright pink and pop out into a pair of long bouncy bunny ears, her muzzle to flatten out into an adorable pink bunny nose and her head to fill with thoughts of big squeaky puffy inflatable carrots for a moment.
Finally Angel Bunny pulled back with a smirk, reaching out with a paw to boop Fluttershy on the nose and causing a pair of large inflatable bunny buck teeth to appear with a pop, hiding the valve lodged in her throat and keeping her mouth slightly open to make her squeaks even more frequent and more audible.

Fluttershy stumbled about a little as she tried to get used to her new puffy body. Every little movement caused her to squeak and creak, which was only amplified by her now larger ears. She rolled backwards, flopping onto her thick croc tail, flapping her mismatched wings helplessly. She let out a long whine, pressing her hooves into her muzzle to hide her buck teeth and her wheezing as her belly inflated and deflated with each breath. "Oh d-d-d-dear..." She whimpered, looking at her chaotically composed body. What would her friends think when they see her like this?

"Oh dear indeed, darling." Discord cackled from overhead. "I've rarely seen something more chaotic outside of a mirror." He floated down on an umbrella only to have it get hit by freak lightning, leaving his smoking body hanging in the air for a few seconds before he dropped to the ground in a heap, coughing out a small cloud of smoke. "Well I'll be, I do think I'm smitten."
He disappeared in a flash to reappear right next to Fluttershy, putting an arm around her. "But enough of the symbolic imagery. What do you say, Cluttershy? Don't you love your bold new look?"

Cluttershy tried to pull away from Discord, but he held her tightly against his belly. She looked herself over again, still whimpering softly. She looked like a toy that had been haphazardly stitched together, with all her different parts squeaking and creaking, and yet... Staring down at all the colors of her body seemed to make her worry less, just as watching the animals had. She poked at her belly valve, finding it oddly ticklish. She supposed it might not be that bad... maybe her friends would be willing to give it a try, especially if they found her array of colors just as hypnotic as she did. "I... guess it's ok. As long as I don't scare anyone away."

"Oh dear, no, not at all." Discord grinned and poked her belly valve, pushing it in and out with a loud squeak. "How could they ever be scared of such a kind and beautiful soul. I bet if you make sure to show off your pretty colors and unique parts to everypony you meet, they will all be absolutely captivated by them and happily do whatever makes you happy." Discord smirked, moving his paw up to boop her nose. "And do you want to know the best thing? A gift, if you want... You do like gifts from friends, don't you~?"

Fluttershy wiggled her booped muzzle, ears flicking and squeaking as she looked up in awe at Discord. "Ooh, I do like gifts, if it's no trouble, really. I don't mean to intrude, and you've been so nice already with all this." She said, much more captivated by her form after Discord's reassurances. "Especially if I can give a gift to a friend too!"

"Your gift is your kindness, dear." Discord smirked and trailed a claw down Fluttershy's back, then leaned in to press his mouth on hers and blow deeply. Strangely enough none of her body parts changed or even seemed to get much bigger, but something was definitely filling her up, warm and tingly and focusing on each of her valves with a happy tickly feeling that made her feel light-headed from how long Discord was holding the breath.
After a few moments of that Discord pulled away again with a grin. "There we go. I made you just a little more irresistible in your kindness. Now whenever you show kindness to someone, pony or animal, they will feel compelled to show their gratitude by puffing up one of your valves and giving you a wonderful new and silly look every time you live out that Element of yours. Doesn't that sound just perfectly silly and chaotic~?"

Fluttershy's eyes spun as she reeled in the sensation, sending her stumbling left and right. She nodded, feeling appropriately air-headed from the puffing. She grinned widely, jumping up to give Discord a squeeze before bouncing off towards the exit of the clearing and back into the maze. "Oh, thank you Discord! I bet everypony is going to love it!" She proclaimed, shaking her elephantine rump left and right happily, occasionally bouncing along on her tail as she made her way forwards.

Discord grinned and waved after her, turning around only to stop and glare at the plaid hearts floating teasingly behind him and the pooltoys dressed in cheap cupid costumes. "...I'm just going to ignore this." He huffed and disappeared in a snap of his claws, quickly followed by the chaos he'd left in this part of the maze.

The Hoard Of The Dress

Discord puffed into existence above Rarity's clearing, stroking his beard as he contemplated his plan to entice her. Dresses and mirros, perhaps? He snapped his fingers to make said items appear, then sat back in the air as he thought. Dresses weren't quite right but... a lightbulb appeared over his head as he grinned and snapped his fingers again. Overly frilly and puffy costumes puffed up on various racks in the clearing, with a box of matching props. He snickered and pulled a camera out, sure to get some good shots of the prissy pony.

Rarity entered the clearing soon enough, looking around the assembled lines or fabric with a gasp and wide eyes. "Oh my, what is this? I mean, it's a little kitschy, maybe, but on the other hoof..." She bit her lip, pacing left and right for a moment before stepping closer to the racks. "Should I? I could never turn designs like these into reality back home, imagine if ponies found them! Not to mention the material costs..." She looked around for anypony to see her before stepping up to the closest rack with a blush, shifting the outfits on it around. "Surely I can take a few moments to indulge. It's not like we are on a time limit, strictly speaking. Just a minute or two, to have a quick look."

The racks were adorned with several costumes, some elegant costume ball gowns with suspiciously puffy rears, others looked like mascot outfits, resembling oversized plushies, and still others were surprisingly squeaky in appearance. Discord flicked his tail, one of the outfits drawing Rarity's attention. It was bright purple and green, silky and smooth, and just a little pudgy.

Rarity's ear flicked as she shifted past the costume, quickly moving the last few selections back until she found it again. She couldn't quite keep down a giggle at the familiar color scheme. "Is that... Spike? Oh, I almost want to take this with me for the next time Twilight ever loses a bet." She poked a hoof into the fluff at the front with another chuckle. "Goodness, it even has his proportions, doesn't it? This Discord character may be horribly tacky, but at least he has an eye for detail."

Discord suddenly puffed up behind Rarity, camera in paw. "Is that a compliment I hear? Goodness, to think the great Rarity finds me eye for detail worth commenting on! I do hope you've found something to your liking in my collection." She said, leaning down a little closer. "You have all the time in the world to continue wandering this maze after all, why not take a break?"

Rarity most certainly didn't squeak in surprise and whirl around while jumping back, and she definitely did not trip into the rack and land in a heap between all the costumes. Anypony saying differently was indulging in baseless rumors and any pictures taken by the Lord of Chaos obviously couldn't be trusted.
She glared up at Discord from where she was absolutely not trying to push a small mound of costumes off of herself. "Do you mind? Listening in on private conversations and sneaking up on poor, unsuspecting ponies... Being evil is still no excuse for being rude."

Discord only chuckled, snapping a few more photos. "Rude? You're the one who decided to wander in and try my outfits on. The least you could do is indulge me a little." He reached down and pulled up a dress covered in brightly colored sequins. Each one glittered in the light, shimmering and shining as he shook out a few wrinkles it had received after falling into the pile Rarity was in.
Discord slipped on the shiny dress, turning about so his back was facing Rarity. "This doesn't make my butt look big, does it?" As he asked he swayed his rump left and right, which swelled ever so slightly with each swish.

Rarity blushed and tried to look away, but found herself transfixed by the sparkling, glittering dress swishing back and forth in front of her. It took her a moment just for her instincts to kick in. "N-no, of course not. Don't be silly, darling, it looks absolutely gorgeous on you." She blinked and blushed a bit more as she realized that she'd slipped into her salesmare mode out of habit.

"Oh, that's a shame." Discord said, looking over his shoulder at his swollen rump. "Perhaps a closer look might help?" She stepped backwards, making sure the glittering dress filled Rarity's vision. "Now, if this did make my butt look big, just imagine how well it'd sell! After all, everypony loves a big rump, don't they?"

"Everypony loves a big rump..." Rarity blushed and stared at the approaching sequin-covered butt, trying to back away but getting her hooves tangled in the costumes she'd spilled earlier, tripping and plopping her butt into a small pile of plush and fabric. "I-I mean, I suppose some ponies do try to accentuate their posteriors but they, uhm, don't usually tell others that."

"Well, they shouldn't have to tell anypony, it should be obvious! A big rump is a best rump, bringing all the attention towards you, making everypony look your way at that puffy posterior~" Discord bounced backwards, smothering Rarity under his rump for a moment before he bounced back again, landing behind her. "Oh, goodness, but your rump is hardly puffy enough!"

"It... isn't?" Rarity blushed and lay dazed between the costumes for a moment, only slowly sitting up and looking around. "I... I shouldn't listen to you. To someone who just... just bounces on ponies..." She scrambled back to her hooves clumsily, swaying in place. "J-just out of curiosity though, how would one go about, uhm... making their rump puffier? Some sort of outfit to make it seem bigger, I assume?"

Discord nodded, picking up one of the outfits to hold it over himself. "That's a lovely idea~ An outfit to accentuate your rump! But that can't be all, something thick and fluffy around that rump will surely show it off too. Something puffy, cushy, and crinkly..." He folded up the colorful sleeper, squishing it into itself several times over until he was holding a puffy diaper in his paws.

Rarity shook her head and blinked a few times to make sure she was seeing right, then blushed and swayed a bit in place. "O-oh my, is that...? I mean, s-surely there must be other ways to get a puffy... cushy..." She swallowed and blushed more. "C-crinkly rump?" She stepped forward a little, staring at the colorful diaper. "W-well, it is rather pretty..."

Discord placed the diaper in front of Rarity, starting to dig through some of the costumes again. "It's only the start, of course. You'll need a costume on top of it to really sell that swollen tush. Something elegant, gorgeous, and properly plush." He lifted up a dragon suit, one that seemed not too dissimilar to the Spike outfit she had been admiring before, though with a color scheme matching her own.

"O-oh, yes, of course..." Rarity giggled and blinked again, watching the costume with glazed over, faintly swirly eyes. "I knew there was something off... A good s-swollen, uhm, tush needs something elegant and gorgeous and properly plush." She blinked and frowned a bit, pondering if that sounded right, but the outfit Discord held was definitely elegant and gorgeous like her and nopony could deny that it was very plush, so it had to be right.

Discord snapped his fingers, and Rarity was suddenly blocked from view by a circular curtain. He tossed the diaper and the suit up over the top and there was the sound of rustling fabric and crinkling before the curtain vanished again to reveal Rarity in her new outfit. Her hind legs spread wide by the bulk of her padding, accentuated by the puff already present in the suit. Discord snapped a few photos giggling to himself. "Why, you look absolutely ravishing!"

Rarity wobbled and swayed in place with her hind legs spread wide, eyes full of swirling colors from when she was surrounded by the glowing swirly and psychedelically colorful curtain. The swirls shrunk to pinpricks for a few seconds every time Discord flashed the camera before they filled her eyes again, her head going from full of colors and fabric and crinkly frills to completely blank and back again, over and over. "A-absolutely ravishing..."

Discord pulled one of the photos out and flapped it about as it developed. "These look marvelous, darling! You really show off that suit of yours well." He said, mimicking Rarity's own accent. "But, you know, the best way to keep that rump of yours is to take all the fluff you can get. You are a dragon after all, and what they want, they take. Especially if that thing belongs in their hoard. And from the look of things, your hoard is awfully puffy." Discord laughed, bouncing his butt into Rarity's.

"M-my hoard?" Rarity looked down at herself, taking in her plushy scales, her thick stubby tail and her big puffy rump, not to mention her large plushy claws. She blinked a few times, the spirals fading from her eyes as she smiled. "Oh yes, my hoard. I really ought to take better care of it." She giggled and shuffled her hind legs a little, pulling a thick diaper from the pile and flipping it up to stuff it into the rump of her costume, all while looking up at Discord with a perfectly innocent smile the whole time.

"You really should. A hoard needs to be well maintained. Loved, cared for, and most importantly, big!" Discord giggled, walking around to get a better look at Rarity's rump, his own still swaying left and right beneath the shiny dress. "Big and round, so nopony can ignore it!"

"W-well, of course... I do love being the center of attention." Rarity giggled and looked back at her rump as well, wagging it left and right before pouting slightly and turning back to the piles and racks of costumes to look for more puffy and poofy things to add to her hoard.

Discord flicked his tail about, puffs of powder filling the air as several more cushy things appeared. Thick diapers, frilly cushy blankets, and overstuffed pillows falling in front of Rarity. "Oh my, how did those get there?" He said as innocently as he could before patting Rarity on the head. "Well, have fun making your hoard grow. I'm sure your friends would love to see it even bigger! Anything puffy and fluffy, they should just hand it over, now shouldn't they? If it makes your hoard grow, it really should be yours." He teased.

"Yesssss~" Rarity's eyes sparkled and swirled, transfixed on the bounty of fluffy, cushy and wonderfully crinkly things. She waddle-pounced forward, grabbing several pillows and diapers at once and stuffing them into her padded rump, wiggling and shaking it a moment to spread the fluffy cushy hoard out~

Discord giggled and snapped a few more photos before vanishing, leaving Rarity to her stuffing and puffing of her cushy, crinkly 'hoard'~

Author's Note

You may have noticed that these chapters seem to get shorter each time.
That's because there's only two parts of this story left but we're only one third through it yet. :rainbowderp: :twilightoops:

Jest For Fun

Rainbow jumped around another corner, once again cursing that dracon-something under her breath for taking her wings. She glared around for any draconequus or trap to take her frustrations out on before running forward again, heading for the next corner of the maze.

As Rainbow wandered through the maze, there was a bit of music playing around one of the corners. It sounded vaguely carnival like, peppy and bouncy, and turning the corner revealed a clearing with three large rings like those found in a big top lying on the ground

Rainbow blinked, twitching her ears and glaring at her tail until it stopped swishing along with the music. She stopped for a moment before slowly moving closer to the rings and looking around the clearing, finally poking the first ring. "What the hay is this supposed to be?"

"Why, haven't you been to a circus before?" Discord's voice suddenly filled Rainbow's ears as he jumped from behind her, wearing a fancy ringmaster outfit. "It's the best place to spend the day! Watching jesters show off their pranks and stunts, I'd even say they're more fun than a Wonderbolts show!"

Rainbow yelped, jumping and turning around to glare at him. She reared up on her hind legs to swing her hooves at him, only to stumble and flail as her missing wings failed to balance her out. "Discord! I'll- w-whoa...!"
She flailed again and stepped back, flushing red and glaring harder. "First off, not a word. Second, nothing is better than a Wonderbolts show!"

Discord smirked, but zipped his mouth shut at Dash's request, only to unzip it a moment later. "Why, Dash, have an open mind! You haven't even seen the kind of things jesters can get up to! I know how much you like pranks, surely you'd love to see some of the ones they can do, right?" He leaned into Dash, wrapping his lion paw around her shoulder

Rainbow kept glaring at him. "I don't care what your weird jesters do, I've already seen what your clouds can do and I don't want any of it!” She huffed, puffing her cheeks out a little and trying to push off his paw. "And don't bring my pranks into it, I'm gonna prank my hooves through your face if you don't give back the Elements!"

Discord just tapped Dash on the muzzle, tutting softly. "Now, now, that temper will get you nowhere. Just sit down for the show and I'll give you your element back, as good as new! I'll even give it a polish!" He conjured up Rainbow's necklace, rubbing his coat on the gem to make it dazzle and shine even more brightly, drawing her attention to it.

She squeaked and scrunched her muzzle, blushing and trying to glare even harder. "That's not-! That's... I mean, that is..." She blinked, eyes slowly drifting to the gem of her necklace. "Y-you give it back? Just like that? That's... was it always that... shiny...?"

"Just like that, but only after the show! Otherwise you might not stick around. Now..." Discord snapped his fingers as a cushy chair appeared beneath Dash. "Enjoy the show!" Discord disappeared in a puff of smoke as music began to play, the sky dimming as spotlights shown down to illuminate the rings

"After the show... eep!" Rainbow squeaked and flailed as the chair bounced her up, landing in the seat and flailing more as she sunk several inches into the cushions. She blushed and pushed herself a bit higher again, crossing her arms and trying not to give Discord's chair too much thought as she looked out at the rings.

A large bouncy ball dropped from the sky, rolling around the rings of its own accord. The lights followed it, making its shiny black and pink pattern flash in Dash's eyes as she stared at the swirling colors. It rolled around and around and around, rolling to the center of the rings as it slowly grew bigger...

Rainbow blinked and frowned, then blinked some more, leaning forward without realizing to get a closer look at the odd ball and its shiny... swirly... colors... She squeaked as it started to grow bigger, leaning back again and staring as it continued to seemingly swirl pink and black despite not rolling anymore.

It stretched and it grew, still shimmering in the light. There was the sound of strained vinyl before with a POP the ball burst, leaving a mare dressed head to toe in a jester outfit the same colors as the ball.

Rainbow squeaked again and almost fell over at the sudden pop. She shook her head as she thought she saw Discord's yellow eyes, but the jester just giggled and bounced over to Dash, pulling her up from the chair. "Oooh, I'm so glad you've volunteered to help with the show!~" Rainbow yelped as the jester pony was suddenly at her side and pulling her out of the seat, stumbling and flailing after her. "W-wait, what? I didn't... I didn't volunteer for anything! I'm the only one watching!"

"Well then you’re the only one who can volunteer, how lucky for you! If you were just watching, we wouldn't have any volunteers, so you must be one!" The jester giggled, bouncing her rear into Dash's and making the pegasus squawk in indignation. "You look awfully athletic, I'm sure you can balance on a ball like a pro!" She laughed, tossing Dash over to another ball that had appeared out of nowhere.

"W-wait, that's not what I- gah!" Rainbow yelped and flopped face-first onto the rubber ball, eyes spinning and head dizzy from the swirling shiny black and pink that filled her vision for a moment. She blinked and yelped again as she was bounced up again, flailing as she belly-flopped and started bouncing and flipping around on the ball helplessly. "H-hey!"

The jester only giggled as Dash was sent bouncing along on the ball, barely able to keep her balance as it rolled around the arena. She clapped her hooves as Dash rolled by, giving the ball a playful shove to send it rolling in another direction. "You're a natural at this! Ever thought of being a jester yourself?~"

Rainbow squeaked and flailed, slowly and clumsily getting her hooves back under herself but unable to stop the ball and unable to completely stop bouncing on top of it either. "W-what? No, I've never... I..." She blinked, trying to keep her eyes on her hooves to keep from falling off but instead finding herself pulled deeper and deeper into the shiny black and pink spiral of the ball rolling along below her. "I've... never thought about... being a jester. I'm a weather pony... and future Wonderbolt..."

The jester gave a small cheer at Dash's comment, watching her sink deeper. "Oh, perfect, that's the first step to being a jester after all! No need to think about things, just let that puffy cushy stuff fill your head instead! Bounce without a care or thought, and you'll have so much more fun!"

"W-what? That's not... that's not what I meant...? No need to think..." Rainbow blinked, frowning in confusion. "I mean, uhh... puffy cushy stuff... what?" She blinked again, letting out a 'whoooa' and flailing as vertigo hit her hard, feeling like she was bouncing left and right and upside down and in all directions, but always with the black and pink rubber swirling under her hooves, filling her vision, always bouncing deeper down into the spiral but never back out again...

"Just puffy cushy things filling your head, like the air in the ball! Sinking deep deep down, but never bouncing out again! Letting it swallow and envelop you, sinking so deep, cradled by vinyl..." The jester jumped onto the ball, landing and bouncing on Dash's back to help shove her deeper in...~

"Puffy... cushy things... deep... sinking... mmmfff..." Rainbow squeaked and wiggled, drooling and staring and trying and failing to think about what was happening. There was a muffled sound of surprise as her face was suddenly pressed into the rubber, her whole body squished and sinking into the ball until only her tail stuck out of the top, before even that was swallowed.

The jester proudly strutted on top of the ball, wiggling her rump as she rolled it around expertly. "Just feeling so dizzy like a jester ought to be! Never quite steady on your hooves unless it's on a big bouncy ball, so you stumble around, bouncing off things and giggling as you look for something cushy to balloon~"

Rainbow squeaked and yelped and squawked and squeaked some more, blushing and flailing and getting even more dizzy as she was tumbled over and over, squeaky shiny swirly pink and black all around her. "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhat are you dooooooing?"

"Just helping you get in the mood! Round and round and round and round and..."
The jester went on and on, repeating herself as she rolled Dash around. Dash tried to kick against the interior of the ball, but its puffy interior padded any blows and left her dizzy. She wasn't sure how long the jester rolled her around for, a couple minutes, or a few hours, everything was swirling in her head and making it hard to think.

"W-what mood is that supposed to round and round and round and round and round and round..." Rainbow yelped and flailed and kicked, flailing and groaning as she got more and more dizzy, feeling like she was spinning around for hours, round and round and round and rubber and giggle and squeak and shiny and silly and bounce and show off and...

The ball came to a sudden stop, Dash thumping against the cushy interior lining as it did so. Her head still swam, and she wasn't even sure if she could really say if she was rightside-up or upside-down as she lay in the ball. The walls squeezed as there was a hiss of air, and the vinyl began to deflate, folding and squeezing her limbs to fit to her form

Dash wiggled and wobbled, trying to push herself up and only managing to roll ~~round and round and round~~ over, black and pink colors still swirling in front of her eyes. She blinked and squeaked as the walls started to come down on her, flailing a bit and getting herself tangled up as the rubber fit itself to her form.

She pressed and squeezed against the vinyl as it shrank and deflated, grunted as she stared into the swirls. She clenched her eyes and gave a mighty shove, before there was a soft snap and she felt herself flop to the ground. Opening her eyes, there was still a faint swirl of pink and black in them as she stared through the goggles of her new rubbery jester uniform. She wobbled and blinked, stumbling and spinning around and watching the world spin even more even after she stopped, still feeling dizzy. "W-whoa... w-what's... what's going on here?" It took her another few moments until she managed to steady herself, finally able to look down at herself.

Dash was wearing a suit just as creaky and squeaky as the jester's, with the same black and pink color scheme showed off on the vinyl. Her rump also felt rather... stuffed... as if there was more vinyl packed around her rear than the rest of the suit. The jester clapped happily as Dash stood up, grabbing Dash's forehooves and bouncing on her hind ones. "Oh my, you make a lovely jester! Look how silly you are!"

Dash squeaked and flailed to keep up and bounce along with the jester, still clumsy on just her hind hooves. "W-what? I'm not... I..." She blinked, the bouncing pony in black and pink swirling against the black and pink spirals in her goggles. "I-I... I'm not... a lovely, silly jester...?" She blushed and bounced a bit more enthusiastically, only to keep up and keep from falling over of course, ears twitching at the loud ~~crinkling of her diaper~~ cheering of the audience.

The jester gasped. "You're not? Well, we better fix that so the audience gets a good show!" The jester let go of Dash, letting her fall to her back. She felt something poke the front of her suit, and a soft hiss of air. The jester bounced into view, holding what looked like a hoof-pump. "Lovely silly jesters need to be full of air, so if we get you full, you'll be a lovely silly jester too!"

Rainbow squeaked and flailed for a moment before landing on her rump to the sound of an even louder ~~crinkle~~ cheer. She blushed as she ended up on her back, barely able to push her head up again before she found herself face to face with the jester again. "Full of... why would I need to be full of air? Is this like that cloud eating hazing thing at the Wonderbolts?" She scrunched and grabbed for the hoofpump to ~~start pumping herself up~~ keep the other pony from doing something else embarrassing ~~that she could be doing herself~~. "I want to be a lovely silly jester! D-don't want, I mean. I don't want to wait for being a lovely silly jester."

The jester giggled, holding the pump just out of Dash's reach as she tried to snatch it from her. "Ooh, you don't want to wait? Are you sure? I'll give you the pump ~~and you can blow your diaper up big and round~~ if you let me know how much you want to be a jester! Maybe if you shake that rear of yours, or pull some silly pranks, or talk about how much you love to bounce against your performance ball for the audience~"

"What?" Rainbow ~~flailed and wobbled~~ jumped to her hooves, huffing and blushing and squinting into the swirls. "I just told you, I want to be a jester more than anything else! I'm already a Wonderbolt, so you know I'm an expert at slapstick and physical comedy in front of crowds, so why wouldn't I want to be a dumb silly crinklebutt jester on top of that?!" She tried to think of a way to get her point across before ~~drooling and giggling~~ grinning and turning around to strike an awesome pose with her butt high in the air, shaking it back and forth. She was gonna ~~suck a puff paci~~ eat her ~~diaper~~ suit if that didn't make her stance on the topic clear.

"Oooh, that sounds pretty clear to me!" The jester leaned forward, causing the plunger of the pump to press down and pump Dash's rear up quite a bit. "With a butt like yours, you'll be the biggest, ~~dumbest,~~ silliest, most ~~helpless~~ loved jester in the show! Head as full of air as that rump of your suit!" She'd toss the pump to Dash, giggling and pressing her muzzle into Dash's rear to stare at the pattern. "Well, show us what you've got!"

"Hah! What I've got is the biggest, dumbest, silliest jesterbutt in this whole show!" Rainbow grabbed the pump, jumping into the air and flapping her wings to start pumping with her whole weight. "And once I've shown you what some real pony padding pumping looks like, my rump is going to be full of more air than even my head!"

The jester giggled as Rainbow began to pump her rump bigger, ~~crinkles~~ cheers from the crowd growing louder as it stretched outwards. Bigger, rounder, her diaper spread her legs apart as it ballooned outwards, tail being swallowed up by the vinyl and rump. "Such a silly air-headed jester, you can't even see that your butt's ballooning towards a pin!" The jester laughed, sneaking up behind Dash and holding a comically large pin against Dash's ballooning backside. With every pump the needle poked deeper, threatening to pop her pamps!

Rainbow blinked, pumping even faster while looking at her quickly growing backside, the black and pink of her padded rump swirling and growing and pushing out all other thoughts. She giggled and wiggled her rump, pushing it out further into the pin. "Don't be silly, I can't see any pin at all! I can't even see you, so who's the silly, airheaded jester here?"

The jester just smirks and giggles, pressing the pin just a tiny bit deeper. "I suppose you're right, there's nothing to worry about! Just keep pumping away, and your show is soon to burst with popularity!" The jester laughed, Dash's suit crreeeeeaaaaking ominously as it swelled.

"That's right! I'm gonna be the most POPular jester in all of Equestria!" Rainbow grinned, eyes swirling and a bit of drool on her chin as she fantasized about having the biggest, bounciest diaperbutt, being a big dumb airheaded, air-butted jester bouncing and tripping and falling deeper and deeper into swirls, playing pranks on ponies and dragons that looked a lot like her friends. She giggled and pumped along, not even questioning why she was imagining all her old thoughts collecting in her inflating rump.

"That's it! You're the biggest, dumbest, silliest jester to ever show off that cushy butt of yours! The biggest prankster around, the most airheaded and cushy, clumsy, prat-falling, and trance-sinking jester around!" The other jester pulled the pin back, letting Dash's butt inflate so large it could swallow her whole, absolutely filled with her old thoughts before jamming the pin down and

POW!

Rainbow yelped and was blown forwards, tumbling head over hooves before landing on her back, head ringing and eyes swirling. She got back to her hooves, then gasped and spun around, pretending to try and cover her back with her hooves but really showing off her rump to the crowds, presenting a big hole in her rubber jester suit revealing a pair of oversized white boxers with pink hearts ~~stretched over another diaper~~. "Oh nooooeees, I got a hole in my pamps! And right today when I'm wearing my silliest underwear, too!"

~~Squeaks and creaks from her suit~~ Giggles and laughter from the crowd could be heard echoing in Dash's ears as she tried to cover her suit up. Thankfully, as she tried to hide her burst suit, she spotted a large patch on the ground ~~printed with her drooling face and swirling eyes~~. Just perfect to fix her butt and make it bouncy again so she'd be ~~even more embarrassed~~ cool like a jester should be!

Rainbow gasped and grinned, quickly moving over to the patch and picking it up to try and smack it onto her rump, only to have it fall right off again. She frowned and tried the same thing a couple times more before growling and pouncing on the patch for a few moments of cartoonish play-fighting.
After almost getting defeated by a rubber patch, she got up again, trying to glare it into submission before pulling a large bucket of ACME Super Glue from behind her back and an even bigger paintbrush from it, slapping a nice thick glob of pink sparkly glue onto the back of the patch with an "Ah-Hah!”
Feeling quite proud of herself she blew a raspberry at the patch and stepped forward to pick it up again... only to trip over her own hooves and faceplant onto the patch, feeling it wrap around her face.
She got up again, hearing more laughter as she blindly turned her head and showed off the patch to everyone before trying to tug it off, flailing and rolling around as she stretched her face further and further out with the patch until it finally snapped off again. She quickly slapped it across her rump before turning to proudly look at the crowd again... showing off that her own face had gotten stuck now as a drooling smile with oversized swirling eyes, pink sparkly glue stuck on her cheeks like a heart-shaped blush and her mane having turned all thick, shiny pink and sparkly with glue as well, looking rubbery and fluffy with a large heart-shaped curl at the front.

The ~~crinkles and creaks~~ giggles and cheers continued as Dash pressed her hooves into her cheeks, giving them a squeeze and a tug as she tried to unstick her face from the expression it was trapped in. After a moment she remembered her suit, and how ~~deflated~~ embarrassing it looked! She quickly bounced her way to the pump, grabbing it and blow her rump up to proper size once again, so her drooling pattern could be shown off no matter which end she shook for the audience. She giggled and pulled at her mane, making it bounce as began talking for the crowd about what a big dumb jester she was!

The other jester pony giggled and exaggeratedly shushed the audience, sneaking up on Rainbow before pouncing onto her rump. She gave it a big squeeze, deflating it and causing all the air to travel into Rainbow's belly before going up her neck and blowing up her head.
"A-and I'm a big dumb airhead, drooling and giggling a-and hehehe I, uhhh, heheheeee..." Dash looked around in confusion, voice getting higher and squeakier as the air in her head turned to helium. She blushed even pinker and sparklier, hooves squishing her cheeks and trying to pull her head down as it started to float off, her hind hooves leaving the ground and flailing in the air as she slowly floated up like her head was a big giggling drooling balloon.

The jester jumped up to grab Dash's tail, swinging back and forth from it as Dash squeezed her overinflated head helplessly.
"Up into the sky our jester sails, while swinging around from her dumb blimp's tail!"
The jester laughed as she kicked her legs, waving goodbye to the audience below, Dash lifting her higher and higher and higher to become lost in the clouds~

The Grand Twinale

Twilight wandered through the maze, trying to keep a mental map of all the turns she had taken. Left, right, left, left, down, right, dead-end, turn around...
It was becoming quite difficult to imagine how everything fit together, and after a while she wasn't entirely sure she hadn't just been wandering around in complete circles. Eventually, though, she came to a small clearing.
"Well, this is promising?" She wondered aloud, trying to notice anything of note. Perhaps Discord had hidden her element behind some special magical illusion so that she couldn't see it.

A bunch of spotlights suddenly appeared to shine right in her face. By the time she managed to blink away the spots and calm herself down again she was looking up at a massive neon sign displaying the words EQUESTRIA'S NEXT EGGHEAD in blinking letters.
Discord appeared in a puff of smoke only a second later, holding a microphone and wearing a showmaster's suit. "Helloooooo Canterlot and welcome to Equestria's Next Egghead, the only show where ordinary ponies can go up in a battle of wits against the personification of chaos himself and win a GRAND PRIZE!"
He snapped his fingers and the whole clearing turned into a large show stage complete with a game show desk in front of Twilight that had a large screen and an even larger plush purple buzzer button with her cutie mark on it.

"Discord! What is all this?" Twilight shouted as she found herself sitting at the desk, and trying to push the chair back to get to her hooves. The chair was rather firmly stuck in place, however, leaving her with very little wiggle room between herself and the desk. "I'm not here for a game, I'm here for my element!" She glared at him, still blinking the bright light out of her eyes as they aimed directly at her.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Discord wagged a finger at her. "Really now, I haven't had such an impatient contestant in eons. I just told you that if you win you get a GRAND PRIZE, didn't I?" A large neon sign complete with fireworks displayed the words GRAND PRIZE behind him. "Of course, I wouldn't fault you for realizing that I'm simply smarter than you. If you'd rather keep walking around this maze until you find something, be my not-guest." He waved off and turned around, the razzle-dazzle around them starting to fold back in on itself.

"Wait, I-" Twilight began, scrunching her muzzle a moment later. "Alright, Discord, what is this grand prize?" She asked, trying to play along. Worst case, hopefully he'd just waste her time and she can get back to looking later. With how massive this maze was, though, she might as well give it a try. Besides, she couldn't let him get away with insulting her intelligence like that!
"Hmmpph, you're not so smart, I bet I'll ace any questions you give me. This is just a game show, after all." She crossed her hooves, eyeing Discord.

"Oh yes, absolutely. It's the greatest game show you've ever seen!" He snapped his fingers and the whole show unfolded around them again, lights flashing and signs blinking. "And the GRAND PRIZE is one single wish from the master of chaos himself. Of course you need to do quite well indeed to earn enough points for that one."
He stepped aside so that another Discord dressed in a bunnysuit with lipstick could push in a large and colorful wheel of fortune. Twilight could see all kinds of fields on it like History, Maths, Princesses, Literature, Music and Peerage but also far more odd fields like Diapers, Plush Panic, Balloon Bonanza, Chaos Round, Genie Wish and Lucky Ducky. "Go on then, spin the wheel for the first round, if you're feeling lucky~"

Twilight placed her hooves on the wheel as it was pushed beside her, letting out a puff of effort as she yanked down on it. The wheel was terribly heavy, but once she got it spinning it continued going for quite a while. She stared at the wheel as it spun, going around and around and around... the colors of the subjects blurred together into a swirl. Twilight wasn't sure how long exactly the wheel had spun, but it had been very pretty to stare at...
There was a beep as the wheel finally slowed and stopped on "Princesses", Twilight shaking her head as she prepared for the first question.

Discord clapped the selection. "Ohhh, lucky indeed, our contestant starts out with one of the easier questions. And here it is! As everydraconequus knows, Princess Celestia is quite boring and no fun at all. Name three ways she could make her daily court more fun and interesting! You have 30 seconds to come up with your answers, and don't forget to hit the buzzer when you do~" He pointed at Twilight's desk where the screen was showing the question in front of a slowly swirling spiral background and the buzzer button had begun to constantly pulse rings of colored lights outward to show that it was activated now.

Twilight's mouth hung agape as she stared at the question in her desk screen. "What kind of a question is that? It's all subjective!" She looked down at the button, watching the colors pulse slowly. She let out a grumble, chastising herself for not guessing Discord would try to pull something like this. After a few more seconds she pressed the button, which let out a cartoony squeak!
"Uh... Celestia could... have free cake samples... invite Pinkie to plan a party during it and... um... wear silly hats?" She wondered how that would in any way help Celestia's daily court sessions, since those weren't exactly supposed to be fun, but hopefully the answers would satisfy Discord.

"Let's see what our audience said then!" Discord flipped over a wall to reveal a large screen with ten blank spots on it. "We have... silly hats!" The number 6 flipped over to display the answer. "We have... cake!" The number 9 flipped over to display that answer as well. "And we haaaaave... Pinkie Pie!" The number 2 flipped over to show a bouncing picture of Pinkie which stopped bouncing to wave at Twilight.
"That's three right answers, and a whole lot of points for our contestant! Twilight Purple is off to a great start, folks!" He rolled up the screen and snapped his fingers, 3.000 points appearing on Twilight's desk screen as the 'assistant' rolled the wheel up to her again.

Twilight scrunched her muzzle again, resisting the urge to correct Discord on her name before taking to spin the wheel again. This time it did seem a bit easier to get moving, the wheel spinning faster and faster after she pulled on it. She watched the colors swirl around, trying to keep her eyes on her desired subjects, only for things to keep swirling around and around...
She wasn't entirely sure, but she thought the assistant Discord's outfit looked a bit... thicker, somehow.
She was broken from her trance as the wheel beeped again, this time landing on "Music". She gave a sigh of relief, hoping she could keep her streak of 'normal' topics going.

"And the name of the game is music!" Discord announced. "And not just any kind of music! I hope you've heard circus music before, because your task this round is to play something you would hear in a circus... on these!" He pulled a cord and Twilight along with her desk were suddenly buried under an avalanche of big, puffy plush music notes in all colors of the rainbow, making a cacophony of noise all around her as they fell down and making more music and other sounds whenever she pressed down on them too much trying to get free. "You have five minutes to prepare before you have to play your piece."

The pile of plush notes shook a bit as Twilight swam to the surface, and her face burned a bright red as it finally squished out between them all. "F-five minutes?" She looked down at the collection of notes around her, gulping at the prospect of composing something in that short of time, let alone with all these notes. There was a squeak as the 'assistant' rolled a large whiteboard with a musical staff running along it, presenting it to Twilight. She picked up one of the notes, which let out a high-pitched wheeze as she squeezed it between her hooves.
Twilight began to place notes upon the board, occasionally going back to press on their surfaces to hear how the song was coming along as she composed. The colors did seem to help, in a strange way. A circus should have a colorful tune, so she should use lots of colors, right?

"Four minutes! Remember, you also have to play the piece~!" Discord taunted her, watching her try to put together a melody. Every time she went back to the pile it seemed larger and puffier and more colorful, colors tumbling over each other as she dug through it and filling the air around her with a variety of silly sounds. What's more, sometimes when she pushed on one of the notes she'd already picked it let out a different sound than she thought she'd picked. Not a wrong one or even a worse one, certainly, but definitely a lot sillier sounding than she'd usually go for, with wheezes and parps and loud crashes slotting together into a melody she couldn't help humming to herself as she looked for the next piece. Upbeat and silly and easy to remember, something that didn't get boring even if you hummed it over and over again, humming and nodding your head to the beat and ~~singing~~ humming some more and bounce, bounce, bounce your rump, give the notes a squish and pump~

Twilight continued to write out the song, adding in extra musical parts beneath the ones already on the board. A bouncy underline to keep the beat, swaying backing to match the melodies within, she was hardly even thinking about what she was putting down anymore, everything seemed to come so naturally! She hummed and giggled, swishing her rear left and right as she worked, the song now overlapping and bouncing around in her head. She scarcely noticed the time counting down, now paying more attention to just squishing her hooves into the notes to play the song over and over and over and over and pump, pump, pump them round, listen to the silly sounds~

"One minute left, better practice your song a few more times~" Discord smirked, dumping a bunch of odd pink notes of different sizes that seemed folded together with tapes. "Of course, I shouldn't help the contestant too much but I suppose I can at least give the little hint that the more notes together you can play, the sillier such a theme becomes~"

Twilight picked up one of the notes and tried to squish it into the staff, but it only flopped onto the ground and fell open. She poked at it, still trying to play the song with her other hoof. As she leaned over to reach for another note, she lost her balance and fell, landing on top of the open note. It let out a musical pomf as it wrapped around her flanks. She wiggled her rear, the sound repeating, and she just giggled. She bounced her rump like her song had said, still squishing the other notes, trying to wrap another taped up note to her flanks to get more silly sounds added before...

"Time's up! And that's the time for our musical contestant. But will she be silly enough to win full points in this round? She certainly does look quite silly with multiple layers of notes notably wrapped around her rump." Discord chuckled and poked Twilight's ~~diaper~~ note-butt, getting a loud mix of different sounds all melding together into a quite musical paaaaarp that rumbled her flanks and echoed through her head.

Twilight let out a soft moan as her padding rumbled, only to bite her lip as the embarrassment of what had just happened rushed over her. She shook her head, trying to focus on the song. She placed her hooves upon the notes and began to pump into them, her rump swishing left and right almost of its own accord.
Bounce, bounce, bounce your rump, given the notes a squish and pump
Pump, pump, pump them round, listen to the silly sounds
Feel them swell around your rear, music filling up your ears
Silly squishy songs to sing, head all empty of a thing!

Halfway through the song she tripped over ~~Discord's tail~~ her own hooves and rolled across the stage, landing on the next note with her rump instead of her hooves and bouncing up surprisingly high and surprisingly balanced, her own butt-notes mixing with the song she was playing.

Twilight let out a yelp as she tripped, her hooves flailing as she was bounced upwards. She landed on the next note with another pomf-paaaarp, bouncing up again. Her blush brightened as she did her best to try and keep singing, still bouncing down the set of notes. When she reached the end, the final note sent her sooooaaaaring up, only to land in the pile of unused notes which let out a cacophony of silly sounds, along with the large puff of her note-butt.

"What a fas-silly-nating finale." Discord snickered and pulled her out of the pile of notes. "Let's see how our audience liked it. Jury!" The spotlight moved over to a panel of Discords sitting at a desk, holding up signs one by one. An 8, a 10, a clown nose and a honk-horn.
"What a score! This is going to put our contestant up a lot of points and it opens up her first chance at a trouble-or-nothing bonus! For accepting a simple chaos dare she can double the amount of points she wins from this round."

Twilight's head was still swimming with the song stuck in the back of it, and she found herself occasionally humming to herself as she waddled her way toward her stand. "Oh... um... double points does sound good?" She shook her head, feeling a little stuffed up and like her thoughts were a bit sticky with molasses. Still, if she wanted more points, the opportunity to double hers had to be nice, right?

"And this round's chaos challenge is..." Discord opened up an envelope. "Getting the song you composed stuck in your head! Are you up to that challenge, Twilight Paaarple~?"

Twilight was still humming to herself, the bouncy song keeping her distracted from Discord's question. There was a moment of silence before she realized she was supposed to answer, which only made her blush at how silly she must have looked. "Oh! I think it's already a little stuck... but I can keep it there!" She dug a hoof in her ear, as if unsure if she was trying to pull the song out or stuff it in deeper. Either way, she made it a point to keep humming it to herself, her rear swaying left and right to the beat.

"Oh no no, it's at most an echo of that song." Discord grinned. “If you want to properly get the actual song stuck in your head, there's only one way~"
He moved over to grab all the puffy notes from her song up in his arms and carried them over to her, dumping them in front of her. Then he moved up next for her and pulled her left ear up with one hand, grabbing the first note with the other to stuff it deep into her ear.

Twilight winced at the strange sensation of the note being stuffed into her ear. She flailed a hoof weakly at Discord, but it didn't stop him from slipping another note into her. Her head, already feeling a little stuffed, was starting to feel even more so. The song was echoing louder in her mind with each note, and her thoughts were struggling to reach through all the fluff and stuffing going in. More and more and more notes were stuffed into her ear, the impossibly large pile somehow disappearing into her head.
"Mfffff, D-Discord! That's..." She tried to say the sensation was unpleasant, but each note only made her feel a little sillier. It was strange, and yet she couldn't bring herself to tell Discord to stop

"That's a wonderful way to get the song stuck in your head? Oh yes, I absolutely agree. All that fluff stuffed into your head, making you think of silly melodies and big soft plush stuffing... Oh, but there's something even more fun and silly to think about and we need to have the whole song stuck in your head~" He flipped her around once, somehow removing all the ~~diapers~~ notes from her rump at once and stuffing them into her ear one by one.

Twilight's head spun as the rest of the notes were squished tightly into her ears. Everything sounded just a bit muffled as she batted at one of her ears, trying to loosen the stuffed sensation. "Something sillier? Mmphh, I don't know if I want that..." Twilight muttered, a little dizzy from all the fluff now weighing her head down.

"You don't? Gosh, if that's true I must've pegged you all wrong. Why wouldn't you want more silliness, I thought that was the whole thing old Celestia was teaching you~" Discord hummed and headed back to the middle of the stage.

"Oh, no, that's not what I-!" Twilight began, trying to still look like a good student. Why a good student would want lots of silliness never crossed her mind, but Discord had asked about how Celestia could make her court sillier, so it had to make sense, right? "I like silliness! It's just... this is a lot?" She eventually stammered out as an excuse.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were still in the beginners lessons with her." Discord made an effort to look genuinely apologetic but quite a lot of the featureless audience was laughing at her. "Should I tone things down to Magic Silliness Kindergarten levels?"

"I... no... but..." Twilight scrunched her muzzle in embarrassment before hiding behind her hooves, hoping that Discord would just move on to the next game before she'd turn completely red in shame.

"Oh look, you do know a lot about silliness. Look at how embarrassed she is, that blush is definitely a sign of advanced silliness." Discord grinned and shone a spotlight on her, earning a lot of cheering and applause from the audience for her blush. "Embarrassing yourself like that sure is something to be proud of. A round of applause for Sillyestia's top student, everyone~!"

Twilight only blushed brighter as the heat of the spotlights shone down on her. She kicked her legs helplessly at the applause from the audience, feeling as if she was half her normal size. She tried to spin the wheel once again, but it felt so much heavier, and bigger than it had earlier. The wheel spun and spun and spun, colors swirling in Twilight's eyes as she stared into it...

Discord's voice seemed like it was coming from a great distance yet slipped right into her ears at the same time, announcing the next round even as the wheel was still spinning and spinning and spinning and drawing her in and swirly...
"And it looks like the next round is Foal Fashion! Something that our contestant surely excels at, the goal is for her to dress up in the cutest, silliest and most foalish outfit she can procure. With the choice to have either our magical wardrobe or her own magic at her disposal for this round, the real challenge of this challenge is not to find an outfit but to decide on just one! Or is it~? The rules certainly don't say that she has to!"

Twilight was yanked from her daze of staring into the wheel as a large wardrobe appeared in front of her, landing on the ground with a loud thud! She blinked, and took a careful peek inside. The wardrobe seemed to stretch on infinitely within itself, stuffed full of dresses, suits, swimwear, overcoats, every single kind of article of clothing one could imagine. She picked out a simple dress which seemed rather cute and slipped it on.
But is it foalish? A voice echoed in her head. Twilight looked down at the dress and frowned. It was nice looking, but it did seem a little... plain. She tried to light up her horn, only for a small pop to fizzle from Discord's suit pocket.

"Oh dear, our contestant wants to use the wonderfoal wardrobe and her magic?" Discord appeared behind her, looming over her. "Well, I'll allow you to have both, if you'd like, but you'll have to take a little handicap in turn. That's only fair after all, isn't it~?"
He pulled her horn from his pocket, brushing it off and shaking it out before snapping his fingers. There was a puff of pink smoke and it turned into an odd purple wand with decorative purple wings.

Twilight looked at the wand questioningly, taking it and rolling it over in her hooves. It... certainly was something. She gave it a tentative wave, and with a rattle and a puff of sweet-smelling pink powder, the dress she was wearing grew frills all along the hem. She blushed, looking over herself, and in her surprise ended up shaking the ~~rattle~~ wand again. It rattled softly, letting out a few sparks of magic. She stared at it and gave it another shake. There was another puff of powder and her dress grew another layer, a collar pushing her chin up cutely and helping her shake the wand again.

Discord chuckled, watching her from above and keeping a camera trained on her. "Looks like our contestant is getting into the groove. Hopefully she won't let herself get too distracted to actually win this round, we all know how much little fillies love shiny and pretty things~"

Twilight continued to wave the wand about, not really aiming it at anything in particular and just wanting to hear the silly rattling sound and watch the glittery puffs of powder some more. Clothes began to float off the rack Discord had provided, slipping themselves onto Twilight. She struggled a bit, though it seemed more because the clothes tangling themselves around her were getting in the way of her playing with the wand than actually disliking the clothes themselves. Her rump was covered in a crinkly cushion, frills puffing up along the rump and the skirt of her dress, while a bonnet tied itself around her chin. She let out an "mmph" as a pacifier was shoved into her mouth, and kicked her legs as booties slipped over her hooves, making it all the harder to hold the wand.

The wand rattled and puffed and made more clothes twirl and float around, all of them wrapping around her to magically feed into her outfit. Her diaper got thicker and puffier and crinklier and frillier, until it was a huge pink beanbag pillow almost going down to the floor with hot pink and red frills in heart patterns. Her dress got thicker and puffier and frillier, with several plushy layers of frills all attached to an inner onesie, wrapping around her barrel and back and squeezing her padding as a frilly fabric square with a button rested on her much too thick diaper bulging out of the open rump-flap. Her hoofsies were stuck in four unique booties, each one frillier and sillier than the last; the front left a thick pink crinkly bunny slipper made from a diaper, the front right a large white plush kitty paw with thick pink plush paw pads, the back left a ballet high heel keeping her on her hooftips and the back right a little plaid pink bagpipe bag with little pipes at the back that made a loud honk-paaaarp sound with every step.
The front of her dress had a large plushy fabric bib with toy blocks spelling out SMARTYPAMPS with a picture of Twilight dressed like a nerd foal arranging the blocks and her oversized bonnet had the words No thoughts, Just crinkles written on it. Even her pacifier was bigger than normal, with a picture of a tiny Discord pushing a stroller with a not much tinier Twilight in it around.

Once the final piece of Twilight's outfit had fallen into place, there was a soft ringing of bells and Twilight's wand disappeared with a puff of magical powder. Twilight looked around, suckling idly on her pacifier as she searched for where the wand had gone. Getting to her hooves (which required several minutes of rocking back and forth on her diaper just to roll forward enough), she spun around and around, searching high and low, shaking her butt as she searched and performing quite the show for the several Discord judges sitting in front of her.

The audience was ~~pointing and laughing~~ cheering at her, obviously very entertained by watching ~~and making fun of~~ her performance. The Discord judges watched and snickered for a moment as well before holding up a bunch of signs showing a diaper, a dress, a bonnet, a bib and a pacifier.
Discord himself waited a bit longer before walking up to her and clapping his hands to get her attention. "That was quite a performance. You are a regular frilly fashion expert, it seems. That's a whole load of points for you, and as a little bonus you get to keep the outfit on top of all that."

Twilight blushed, mumbling a bit of thanks around her pacifier as she tried to waddle her way back to her podium. Some part of her, a very, very small part, still felt embarrassed and was wondering why she was putting herself through all this, but much more of her was concerned about making sure she could win the prize and be the best contestant foal she could be! Her padding was so big she could forego the chair and just plop her rump down with a crinkle as she reached her buzzer, looking up at the wheel which had begun spinning of its own Discord.

"And the next round is..." Discord grinned as the wheel spun and spun and swirled and spun before finally slowing to a stop. "Math! So let's get out our contestant's changing maths!" He clapped his hands and a bunch of Discord assistants trudged out carrying a large stack of thick plushy blackboard themed changing mats.
"Now if our contestant will get ready with her chalk." Another couple Discords carried out a bunch of buckets filled with colorful chalk dust that looked slightly like dry hoof paint.

Twilight took one of the mats and spread it out in front of her before grabbing one bucket of chalk. It was surprisingly heavy, and a large amount of dust spilled out to cover her outfit as she dragged it back to her board. She tentatively poked a hoof into it, more dust collecting on her hooves before she placed them at the ready on her chalkboard. She grinned as she couldn't stop herself from making a few playful hoofprints in the corner before looking up to Discord, confident she could finish any question asked of her.

"Well then, let's see what the first question is!" Discord pulled up a large screen and gave it a spin, tossing handfuls of chalk dust at it as it spun and turning it more and more colorful, spiraling around and around. By the time it finally slowed down to a stop, it showed a calculation that seemed to just go on and on.
96986 x 689 + 66986 - 9869...
The sequence of numbers didn't help, all of them looking like they were flipping and changing places and still spinning and spiraling around on their own or in groups.

Twilight's confidence quickly faded as she stared at the enormous equation, which she wasn't entirely sure wasn't still growing longer the more she stared at it. She began to slowly write out a partial answer, hoping to simplify things, but every time she looked back the numbers seemed to keep flipping and spinning over and over and over and...
Her board was becoming a mess of colors as she simplified and erased and scribbled out and rewrote numbers after numbers. She let out a whine of frustration as her board was soon too covered in chalk to work.

"Oh dear, our contestant seems to have some problems... and that's going to be a problem for her since this round is doing calculations with her points. Of course, the more points she erases and accidentally loses in her calculations, the easier they get~" He chuckled and spun the screen again, chalk dust flying away and swirling in the air to leave a much smaller question, but still with quite a few numbers and now swirls of colorful chalk dust all over the board, slipping and spiraling between the numbers and making the whole thing even more distracting to someone who wasn't quite able to focus on just the question.

Twilight pushed aside her first board and grabbed a new one, along with a few more buckets of chalk. Maybe it was the colors that were distracting her too much. The neon chalk mixed into her clothes, turning them a myriad of swirls and rainbows to rival Dash's mane. She continued to scribble and write, adding up 686, 999, 896, only to realize she had instead written a long series of swirls instead of 9s! She mussed up the numbers, staring into the pretty colors left in the wake of her frustration before crossing her hooves to add up what was left.
6 + 9 =...
She giggled and turned about, pressing her padding into the bucket of chalk before rubbing it against the mat board to write out a big colorful 69.

"Well look at that, everyone, it seems our little Twibright is indeed as smart as she claims." Discord smirked and grabbed the changing math, holding it up for everyone to see before wrapping it around Twilight's already padded rump and taping it up into a thick colorful diaper. "Well, it seems the front of our contestant's smartypamps still has enough space for the third part of this round, which is traditionally a text question. That means you'll have to write down the whole equation and give us the answer." He waited a moment for Twilight to get ready before continuing. "And here's the question! A silly frilly purple unicorn named Twilight has nine thoughts in her head. You subtract six thoughts and then subtract three more, how many thoughts does the unicorn have left in her head~?"

Twilight thought... and thought... and thought some more. Or she tried to think at least. Her head felt like it had been drizzled in molasses, everything bubbling up slowly and popping scarcely a moment after anything useful had been formed. If she had nine thoughts... and lost six... and lost three... six and three are nine, so she lost all her thoughts...
Twilight stuck her tongue out in concentration, staring down at the colorful board. Eventually she put her hooves into the chalk and began to write, adding in pictures to help aid her explanation.
She drew a frilly silly unicorn bragging about how smart she is, then Discord's paw reaching into her ear to pull out a puffy six, and a swollen three. The Twilight on the board was now sitting on her padded rump, giggling as she had zero thoughts in her head~

"Another round of applause for our contestant~" Discord grinned and reached into Twilight's ear, pulling out the big puffy numbers in question and showing them first to her, then to the audience. "Our silly little Twilight Sparkle here who has lots of points and not a single thought, and can't think of anything she could be happier about~"
He snickered, showing the numbers to her again before stuffing them down the front of her padding. "Gonna keep these nice and safe and far away from your head, how does that sound~? And just to make sure you don't have to think about anything for a while, I'll even spin the wheel for you." He pulled the wheel forward again to be right in front of her and gave it a nice long spin.

Twilight blushed as she felt the puffy numbers squish into her rump and between her legs, and she gave her diaper a squeeze instinctively. She stared at the wheel, watching it go around and around and around, leaning closer so she could get a better look at the swirling colors. Everything else faded away momentarily as she just stared into the wheel, the colors spinning in her head and removing any silly unneeded thoughts that were still there. Apart from the song, of course, which was still bouncing around in her head, accompanied by imagined flashes of color with every note.
Her muzzle hit the wheel with a cartoony honk, and it was brought to an abrupt stop, Twilight's nose pointing directly at "Plush Panic".

"And there we have our next round!" Discord clapped his hands and another wall of the stage lifted to show a huge playroom full of plush walls and plushie piles and other oversized toys and obstacles. "Twenty special plushies are hiding in this playroom. Our contestant has twenty minutes to find and capture them." He smirked, leaning over the wheel to look Twilight right in the eyes, his own eyes just as pretty and swirly as the wheel. "Of course, Twilight's diaper is already stuffed full with all her thoughts, but there's another place she can keep them that's nice and empty and spacey now, isn't there~?"
He moved back again, lounging on top of the wheel. "And that's all the advice I as the moderator am allowed to give. Here's the list of plushies, threetwoonego, time's ticking~"
The wheel turned into a screen showing pictures of twenty different plushies. Six of Twilight and her friends, three of the Princesses Luna, Celestia and Cadance plus one of Shining Armor, one Spike plushie, three CMC plushies, two plushies of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, two plushies of the town's musicians Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody, one Derpy plushie and one last plushie of what seemed to be a pink filly with swirly eyes, a propeller beanie and a cutie mark of a baseball and a screw.

Twilight hurriedly waddled her way into the room, stumbling a bit as the plush floor sank beneath her hooves. She landed in a pile of plushies, arranged to look as if they were sitting watching a circus. Twilight picked herself up off of them, apologizing for squishing them all under her rump before scanning the crowd. There was an assortment of plushies, but none looked like any on the list. Except for a jester the crowd had all been staring at, with rainbow mane and tail balancing on a big bouncy ball. Twilight picked up the plushie and tried to find a place to put it so she wouldn't lose it again. Her dress didn't have any pockets, her diaper was full of thoughts, her head was all empty, and-. She giggled upon the realization, feeling especially silly before she brought the plushie up to her ear and squishing its muzzle in. She gave it several strong shoves until its big rump squished through.

The plushie flumphed into her empty head, making Twilight think about how silly and giggly and bouncy her friend Clownbutt Dash was and how much fun it was to watch her shows and laugh at the silly jester. It only distracted her for a moment though before she was reminded of where she was by some cheering from the audience (and the plushies) for her first catch.

She began to search around the room some more, climbing on top of some oversized play blocks spelling out "POOF" to get a better view of the room. Everything just seemed to swirl together from so high up, though, and the blocks were even squishier than the floor! She leaned forward to get a better look, only to fall off and land head-first into a pile of padding. She blinked, trying to wriggle her way free when she found herself face-to-face with a Rarity plushie, rump swollen and bouncy from stuffing padding into her own diaper and dress! Twilight quickly grabbed Rarity and shoved her into her head as well, needing even more squishing to get the plushie’s bloated rump into her.
Once she had wiggled her way free, she was sent stumbling over to what looked like a concert. Two musical ponies were bouncing up and down on some puffy plaid padding, and Twilight recognized them as Vinyl and Octavia! She scooped them both up, shoving Tavi in her right ear and Vinyl in her left. With every shove their plush padding let out a few musical paarps, adding to the song already bouncing around in her head.

Her head already started to feel stuffed, yet at the same time still very empty and with more than enough room for more. The two musical ponies immediately started bouncing on the load of puffy notes in her head, getting her all dizzy and giggly as the Vinyl plush tried to play a silly energetic clown song while the Octavia plush pushed back with a more 'refined' frilly and crinkly song. At the same time she was distracted by thoughts of Rarity and how she should always keep at least a couple of her favorite diapers hidden away securely so her friends wouldn't try to add them to her own hoard. And possibly her assistant, too.

Twilight was slowly getting used to the bounciness of the plush floor, though it didn't help much when she had to squeeze her way through the tiny gap between two balloon columns. The balloons squeaked and creaked as she wiggled her way in, stumbling into part of the room that was filled with a sweet smelling gas. Twilight couldn't help but start to giggle as she took a deep breath, finding the scene inside remarkably silly. A big Pinkie plush balloon was throwing a party for Luna and Celestia, giving them plenty of plush cake to snack on, several thick diapers to strut around in, and cushy Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker suits to be stuffed into! Twilight scooped them all up, giggling uncontrollably as she did her best to squuueeeeze them all inside. She snatched up one of the plush cupcakes, which had been huge for the plushies but was just the right size for her and gulped it down, feeling her belly get all the fuller while her head still felt nice and empty and plush.

The Pinkie plush bounced and giggled and floated around her head, puffing out little clouds of giggle gas at the silliest moments to make her giggle ~~helplessly~~ cutely. Meanwhile the Celestia and Luna plushies were waddle-strutting around in their Nightwear Moon and Daydiaper costumes, pretending to pass all kinds of laws about diapers and silliness and arguing and competing over who could make up the silliest law.

Twilight struggled to squeeze her way back out, kicking and wriggling and giggling weakly. She wasn't sure how long she’d been stuck, but it couldn't have been that long, she still had time left to keep searching!
Twilight spotted a small plush bed, a bulge revealing somepony hiding beneath the covers. A worried little Spike plushie was bundled up in the blankets, tied up in a mismatch of knots and tangles. Twilight pulled and tugged on the blankets, but every squeeze only seemed to push some fluff around in the Spike plush, and she eventually decided to just shove him in, blankets and all, to keep him safe and snug. She peered under the bed, curious as to what might have been spooking the little plushie, only to be met by a mismatched cacophony of stitching! Reaching in, Twilight began to tug out an odd plushie, which was far bigger than there was room beneath the little plush bed. It's colors reminded her of her friend Fluttershy, and Twilight figured it was probably just because she hadn't seen Fluttershy in a while that she forgot exactly what the big squeakmera looked like. They were rather silly creatures, after all! Fluttershy was stuffed into her ear after Spike, and Twilight happily turned to keep her search going.

Having the little nervous Spike plush tangled up in all those blankets in her head made her think about what to do with the real Spike. Obviously he was still more of a baby dragon than she remembered, which meant she should also baby him more than she remembered doing. She could also put more time into feeding him with plush treats to help him grow bigger and plushier. Perhaps most importantly, all that fabric around him made her think about how much fun it would be to dress him up, playing with him like with a cute little plushy dress-up baby dragon and showing him off in all the cutest and silliest outfits she could find.
Meanwhile, having Fluttershy back in her head helped her properly remember how silly and chaotic the draconequus was, and also why she'd had so much trouble remembering that. Of course her friend was changing and switching animal parts so often that it was hard to keep track, she just must've just been in a pony phase recently.

Twilight bounced through the plush room, occasionally stopping to giggle at some of the plushies arranged in embarrassing situations. There was a Trixie plushie performing a magic trick where she disappeared into another plushie's belly, and a Zecora plush was brewing up a potion to turn more ponies into big balloons!
Twilight poked her head into a plush model of Ponyville's school, looking in to see the CMC showing off some diapers to the class. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were laughing at the fillies' embarrassing plight, waving shiny objects in front of their faces to make them dance and talk about how much they loved their plush diapers and being bullied!
It took quite a bit of struggling to reach her hooves in to grab each of the plushies, but soon they were all stuffed snug into her head, leaving her all the more fluff-brained, thinking of all the silly fun Diamond and Silver could come up with for the CMC!

It definitely left her with quite a lot of thoughts, having all those plushies all at once stuffed into her head. She now had two plushies' worth of thoughts all on how to ~~bully~~ prank others and make them blush and laugh at them, but on the other side she also had three plushies' worth of thoughts about getting pranked and embarrassed and blushing and helplessly doing silly and embarrassing things in public.

And what better a place to practice than up on a big plushie stage! Twilight's rump wiggled as she climbed up, the stage only barely big enough to fit her padded rump. She giggled and turned around, waving her rear at the plushie audience. "Everypony loves what a silly little filly I am!" She giggled, listening to the plushie audience cheer for her before she felt something poking her butt. She looked down to see a plush Applejack's muzzle squishing into her diaper, strings leading up to a set of puppeteer sticks. Twilight picked them up and began to parade the Applejack plushie around on stage, making her shake her butt and say that she wasn't a big dumb filly, only to gulp down a big barrel of cider for telling such a silly lie! The Applejack plush was made to waddle up to Twilight's ear and wriggle her way inside, Twilight still giggling at the nonsense as she paraded around on the stage.

Immediately she remembered what a fun silly filly toy her friend Applejack was, how fun it was to parade her around to make her do and say silly things, to bait her into telling silly little lies and gulp down another plush apple or sip of plush cider. It had been so silly and fun that she couldn't help herself in studying the magic behind it, inventing a spell only to accidentally end up with temporary strings on her own and spending a good hour with her friends parading her around, making her say silly things and making her give a Pinkie Prissy Padding Promise to randomly cast that spell on herself again every so often.

High and low Twilight continued to search, digging through piles of plushies and wiggling her way through tight confines of model castles and trains. She paused to think, trying to figure out where the rest of the plushies would be hidden. Several of the ones already in her head talked about how silly Cadance and Shining had looked stuffed into that changeling hive, and Twilight suddenly spotted a small plush hill in the corner of the room with a cave leading into it. She waddled over and did her best to wriggle inside, shaking her butt left and right as she squished her way into the snug plush confines. Crawling through the tight plush cave, she was suddenly bombarded by flashes of green, the sound of buzzy crinkling, and mean snickering. In the middle of the playset, the Shining Armor and Cadance plushies had been bound up in a cushy crinkly Chrysalis plushie, while changelings buzzed about growing fat off their love.
Twilight pulled the Chrysalis plushie against her chest, wondering how she was supposed to get them out... then decided that they probably were supposed to come together, so instead she tried stuffing the fat changeling queen and her recent meals into her head.

Her head suddenly turned all fuzzy and buzzy and glowy-green, her thoughts all turning towards how great changelings were and how much more fun it would be to let them establish a big plushy hive right in the middle of Equestria, letting them go out to hypnotize ponies and impersonate them for a while and do lots of silly stuff as them, growing big and cushy and plushy off their love and embarrassment and laughter. And of course part of getting Queen Chrysalis to agree would be to dress up her brother and his wife and make them do lots of embarrassing stuff and maybe let Chrysalis hypnotize and eat them every so often. That was only fair and also sounded very silly and fun to do.

Only a few plushies left, though Twilight wasn't sure who one of them even was! She let her rump fall to the floor as she looked around, scratching her head in wonder. All the plushies in her head were talking about silly, fun things... maybe they were very silly and fun ponies! Derpy was a rather silly mailpony, after all. Twilight began to waddle around the room, trying her best to be silly to find the plushies faster. She bounced on her butt, she let herself get squished by some big blocks and played with an oversized plush rattle.
As she waddled around, she squished her padding, listening to it crinkle. If thoughts were silly... and needed to be stuffed in her diaper...
She pulled open the waistband of her padding, spotting the Derpy and Screwball plushie squished snugly within the crinkly confines, each looking rather pleased at having been found. Twilight giggled and tugged them free, giving them a snuggle before dutifully stuffing them into her head.

Her thoughts immediately got a whole plushy load sillier, the Derpy plushie stumbling around and bumping into things and other plushies occasionally to jumble the few thoughts she had, while the Screwball plushie was just completely silly and chaotic, randomly pulling out plush decorations and toys and posters to hang them up and leave them lying around, or just being silly and twisting and twirling Twilight's trains of thought into funny and interesting new shapes. The thing all of it had in common though was that it made her appreciate Discord a whole lot more. The draconequus was so chaotic and fun and silly, she just knew that he would be a joy to have around and that she could always ask him for help to make any boring or bland ideas she had 1000% more fun.

The last plushie was the Twilight one! But no matter how much Twilight searched and searched and searched, she couldn't find it! She spun in circles, dove into piles of plushies, let several stretch her diaper as she stuffed them deeply in to keep them out of the way, but there wasn't a Twilight plush to be found! "Discoooord! I can't find the Twily plushie!" She called out in a last ditch attempt for help, sure that her time must be nearly up.

"Really?" Discord smirked. "I can see it just fine. But I suppose if you need a hint..." He picked her up and turned her around, letting her stare at one of the room's plush walls until she realized that the purple plush wall was actually a purple plush butt, of a huuuuge Twilight Sparkle plushie sitting in one corner of the room. It had her cutie mark and ears big enough for a certain pony to wiggle into, but not much else, wearing nothing interesting and looking quite boring and bland and not very happy and silly and frilly and crinkly at all!

Twilight gasped at the plushie's size and, more importantly, it's normalness! She reached to pull herself up onto the plushie's round rump, legs kicking to find a grip before she managed to tug herself up. She wobbled unsteadily up to the plushie's head, looking into the eyes. They weren't even swirling! Oh dear, she had to help this poor plushie! She bounced up to one of its large ears, poking her head inside. She wasn't able to see anything except more plush stuffing squeezing around, so she began to climb her way in deeper. Her butt wiggled as she became momentarily stuck, crinkly equations bouncing left and right as she struggled to slip all the way in.

She finally tumbled in with a loud pop and crinkle, landing inside what seemed to be a giant plush library, full of boring textbooks and order and no posters or toys or other fun things, and barely any fun books. Even the expansive fiction section was rather ~~adult and grown-up~~ bland and boring. At the front of the whole library was a pair of large windows looking out the plushie's eyes, with a large control panel in front of it complete with lots of levers and buttons and a microphone and a computer screen... although even all of that looked rather boring and clinical.

Twilight wandered down one of the aisles filled to the brim with boring facts on math and science. She began to pull books down and toss them aside, finding their contents regarding complicated history and magical theories far too boring when they could be much puffier and frillier! Instead she planted a hoof, still dusty with chalk, in one of the books and began to write over it, writing about how complicated math was boring, it was more fun to add layers of fluff to things, and guess how big a balloon was as it swelled! Rarity suggested reworking the fashion section, while Pinkie was coming up with all kinds of silly jokes to stuff into the most important sections of the library. Twilight happily followed her friends' suggestions, filling the halls with colorful picture books and silly stories, laying out play mats and toys she pulled from her diaper.

The more she worked to make everything in here more fun and interesting, the happier did she herself feel. It was a lot easier to just forget about all the boring books she tossed aside, so easy in fact that she couldn't even remember any of that boring math and science stuff. The new, much more fun and silly versions were so much better, anyway.
She'd managed to improve quite a bit of the space by the time she found herself standing in front of the three biggest and fanciest sections, titled "Magic", "Friends" and "Family".

Twilight started with the first section about her friends. After all, it should be the most up to date, right? But as she looked through, she found so many terrible mislabels! Clownbutt Dash was silly and bouncy, not a cool Wonderbolt! And Cluttershy was a squeakmera, not a pegasus! She began to rewrite the books, adding in how Applejack loved to eat plush apples whenever she told a lie, and how Pinkie was filled with giggle-gas she'd huff into other ponies, and how much Twilight herself loved to be teased by them all in so many puffy ways!

The more she wrote and corrected, the better and happier she felt, all the pony (and dragon and chimera and changeling) plushies in her head cheering her on and calling in even more suggestions for important things to add.

Her family section was also outdated, though at least less so! Cadence was still her foal sitter, but she hadn't stopped doing so, and her BBBFF loved to take her to guard training where Twilight could watch the guards ~~stumble around in their new thick diapers~~ practice their patrols! And all of her magic books were so boring and simple! She began to scribble over the simple dull equations and replace them with lovely chaotic magic, how to turn into a fat plushie by gulping down air, and how to stretch and squash yourself like a silly elastic toy!

Even Discord and his judges couldn't help being drawn in by how great she was at fixing this library, coming over to watch over her shoulder and giving her even more ideas for ways to make the magic better, with more squishing and huffing and puffing and crinkling and loads and loads of ~~curses~~ enchantments for outfits and accessories and toys.

Soon Twilight had completely overhauled the library, filling it with much more ~~silly crinkly cushy thoughts~~ updated books! She felt overjoyed as she admired her work, waddling up to the control panel once again. It was now looking far more fun, with colorful buttons and knobs all around, each one plastered with a cute picture as well. She began to toy with them all, giggling as she shook her butt and played, completely forgetting the original goal of the game.

All the plushies and Discords were cheering for her, the screens showing score bonuses and special achievements for all kinds of silly stuff she made the giant plushie do, while one screen showed an outside view of the plushie and what she was currently wearing and looking like.

The plushie now looked appropriately frilly and silly, wearing a colorful onesie with rattles and toy blocks and stars and suns studding it. Her rump had ballooned out from a thick diaper wrapped around it, which was making the buttons on the onesie's rump flap strain to hold it in. Cute booties slipped over each hoof to mismatch Discord's mismatched limbs, and a big puffy bib with "Empty Headed Foal" written in big bubble letters. The plushie was squeezing a big plushie Discord, bouncing on her butt and snuggling it tightly, with a big pullcord that the Discord plush would occasionally pull to make the Twilight plush shout out.
"Discord's the bestest sillybutt around! He knows what's bestest for emptyheaded foals like me!"

Discord snickered and watched, smirking at the sight. "Gosh, you sure know what's in fashion this season. I guess there's only one thing left to make this plushie plush-perfect." He snapped his fingers and a whole bunch of buckets and sheets appeared in front of the eye windows, filled with window paint, glitter, sparkles and lots and lots of stickers of all kinds and sizes. "So go on, go wild and show me what some real silly eyes should look like~"

Twilight did her best to operate the controls, and they came surprisingly easy. She took a hold of the paint and began to cover the plushie's eyes with bright colors. Red, orange, purple, pink, swirling around in spirals. Twilight stared into the colors as the windows were covered, idly poking and prodding at buttons to make the colors spin and swirl in different directions, or to add a splash or five of another color. She grabbed at some stickers, with bright stars and glitter filling her vision as well, everything so colorful and bright there was no turning her gaze away from the entrancing sight. She kept going, wanting more colors, brighter sparkles, faster swirls, until there was nothing of the paint, glitter, and stickers left to fill the eyes!

"Now that's a piece of art." Discord chuckled, leading the drooling and smiling Twilight back out into the big plush room and giving her a moment to collect herself. "Quite impressive, really, this show has rarely had a contestant on your level. I can't help but notice that you haven't actually captured the Twilight plushie yet, have you? And the clock is ticking, dear~"

Twilight mumbled a bit as she stared up the massive plush, admiring its adorable crinkly attire and swirling star-studded eyes. Her ear flicked as she looked at it, then to Discord, then back to the toy. Slowly, she waddled her way up to it's massive muzzle, which was bigger than she was, and tried to place her ear against it. It flopped against the plush surface, the nose squishing in ever so slightly. Twilight let out an "mmpph" as she tried to pull it deeper, but the plushie was so heavy, and her ear so small! She tried to squish and squash it, only pushing it in teeny tiny bit by bit

Discord snickered, calling over several other Discords from the audience to grab the plush's butt and slowly lift it up, pushing and pressing the toy forward to squish and squeeze it deeper and deeper into Twilight's ear bit by bit.

Twilight scrunched her muzzle and closed her eyes, kicking her legs as the plushie was stuffed deeper and deeper. Every shove made her head feel all the more stuffed full of fluff, made her feel sillier, frillier, and made her smile grow wider as she imagined being just how big and foalish the plushie had been! Deeper and deeper it was shoved, soon only the plushie's massive rump sticking out as Twilight giggled and gasped in delight. "Heeheehee, keep going Discord, I'm sure there's plenty more room left in there!"

"Well of course, not like there's any thoughts to clutter it up... although you'll have a whole library now, I suppose~" Discord snickered and climbed onto the plushie's rump, starting to bounce on top of it to push it deeper and deeper and deeper in.

Twilight just grew all the giddier with every bounce, the plushie squishing and squashing its way deep, deep, deep into her head. All the other plushies dwarfed by the massive cushiness of the big frilly unicorn. Every shove just made it more permanent. What a silly filly she was, how much she loved diapers and plushies and chaotic magic, and what an empty headed foal she loved to be for Discord and her friends to tease endlessly. With one final shove the plushie vanished into her head, leaving her dizzy, giggly, and a happy puffily padded foal.

Discord grinned, patting her head and looking at those incredibly pretty, sparkly and decorated swirly eyes Twilight was now sporting. "Well now, and just on time, too. It looks like our contestant has won this round with aplomb and aplush."

Twilight beamed, shaking her butt and parading in front of the audience. "I'm a silly frilly filly who's a big cushy foal at heart!" She looked up to Discord, eyes still swirling. "Did I win?~"

"Well, I'd certainly say so! Let's see what your final score says~!" Discord turned to a large screen that rapidly rolled through numbers before suddenly ending on a picture of Twilight at her silliest and frilliest, with the words SILLY FRILLY FILLY flashing overhead.
"Well, the numbers don't lie! You're an adorable little scamp who definitely deserves to win this adorable little scam, and you get one free wish from the Lord Of Chaos himself~!"
The audience applauded and cheered enthusiastically, streamers and confetti and diapers falling from the sky as the stage and surroundings slowly disassembled itself into something just big enough for the two of them in the clearing of the maze they'd started in.

Twilight gasped, her mind racing with ideas of what to wish for. New plushies, extra thick pampers, a big Celestia bounce house to play in? She shook her head, pausing to try and collect all her silly thoughts at once. A wish from Discord was a big thing, and she didn't want to waste it!
"I wish..."
She furrowed her brow, sticking her tongue out as she thought.
"For me and my friends to be let out of this maze... with our magic and flying... so that we can spread all of Discord's lovely crinkly cushy silly fun ideas across Equestria!"
She jumped up proudly, quite pleased with what she had come up with.
"andabigcushypairofpersonalizedpaddingforeachofustoshowoffourbutts" She muttered out after, trying to squeeze another wish into her first. She blushed and looked up to Discord sheepishly

"Mmmh? What was that last bit?" Discord chuckled as he snapped his fingers, the walls of the maze slowly lowering themselves. Another puff of magic and Twilight got a cute little plush horn tied to her forehead along with the pretty rattle in her hoof containing her magic.
One more puff of magic from behind her was echoed several times behind the lowering walls, and spread Twilight's hindlegs another inch as her diaper got even thicker. It was a nice sissy pink with purple frills and had on each flank a picture of an open book and several crayons floating in a magic aura, with a large picture of a frilly diaper and a big pacifier doodled across the pages of boring text.

Twilight cheered as she gave Discord a hug, tail wagging happily even with it partially restrained by all the fluff it was wrapped up in. Cluttershy and Dash bounced over, each sporting their own puffy diaper. Dash was wearing a deep black and pink latex diaper with a swirly eyed pegasus printed on the back doing flips on top of a bouncy ball, while Cluttershy's repeatedly changed color and pattern to match several animals, from a rabbit's tiny tufted tail, to a lizards scaly rump.

"There y'all are!" Applejack was the next to come waddling up, still wearing her plush onesie with the flap barely closed over a quite thick diaper. "It was pretty fun, to be honest, but Ah got that Discord to let us out of the maze again. Got me mighty hungry though." She chuckled and pulled out a plush apple, stuffing it into her mouth to chew on it. At the same time, her rump wiggled and crinkled before her diaper got another size thicker, straining the buttons of her onesie flap some more.
"Ohhh, there you are, darlings~!" Rarity waddled over next, hooves barely touching the ground around the massive sparkly, shiny and plush-gem-studded diaper stuffed with even more diapers that she was wearing. "Look at how many diapers I found in this maze, it's like a treasure hoard hunt. I'm almost sad that we're already done with our mission." She giggled, bouncing her padded and stuffed rump.
"Well, I'm not." Pinkie giggled from overhead, bobbing in the air and steering with little puffs of bright pink gas. "Both because I'm never sad when I'm this happy and giggly, and because I can't wait to make even more ponies happy and giggly~!" She twirled around, showing off a massive balloon diaper made of transparent pink rubber and with a hose attached to the valve. She took a long gulp from the hose before blowing out an extra thick dose of giggle gas all over her friends.

Everypony burst out into a fit of giggles, the gas making it all too easy to give in to the laughter as they pointed and made fun of each other's appearances. Discord scooped them all up into an impossibly tight hug, their diapers and bellies all squeezing together as he joined in on the giggles. "Such a wonderful group of friends you all are, I'm sure you'll help make Equestia a wonderfully fun place together!" He dropped them, letting them fall into a pile of plush padded prissy ponies. "Good luck, everypony! This is going to be such a fun day!"

Twilight squeaked and giggled, the whole pile squirming and flailing and pushing their padded rumps into each other's faces for several minutes until they finally calmed down.
She finally climbed out of the pile, stretching and blinking as she noticed the big glowing bulb of the pacsunfier dip towards the horizon and the big swirly backside of the glowing white poofmoon coming up. "Gosh, it's later than I thought! We should head back to the station before the last Pampship Express of the day leaves. I bet everyone in Ponyville can't wait for us to share all the fun stories and diapers of our latest adventure~"
She giggled, waddling and bouncing her rump as she led her friends back into the city, all the plushies in her head telling her what a smart filly she was and how much their not-plush counterparts were going to love hearing about all the great things she learned about the magic of pampship and the fun of chaos.