Making Coconut Cream

The next day arrived, the day when all the fillies and colts were chatting and looking forward to finding out how baby ponies were made at the same time that the teachers in charge of that particular class were dreading the fact they had to talk to young ponies about how love and sex worked, many parents believed that learning about that particular topic once a pony earned their cutie mark was far too young, but school policy and the law said otherwise so those complaints never made a difference. As usual Toola and Coconut were making their way to the much awaited lesson, theorizing over what the answer could be, were they literally built like a builder would build a house? Did they hatch from eggs like chickens? No pony in the school knew, but they were about to find out.

Cheerilee smiled nervously with sweat rolling down her face as all the ponies filed into the classroom, there were three main points she had to cover, what sex was, how the baby making thing happened and last but not least, sexuality. This would be an awkward class. When all the little fillies and colts were sat down there was a silence before Cheerilee cleared her throat and said "S-so children... t-today we'll be learning about... how baby ponies are made", Cheerilee had never felt more nervous in her entire life, she wrote the word "sex" on the chalkboard and said "Now... can a-anyone tell me what w-word this is and... and um... what it... means?"

As expected, not a filly or colt in the room knew what the word was, so it came as no surprise to Cheerilee when a colt raised his hoof to say "Is it pronounced sez? Like the "X" in xylophone?"

Cheerilee swallowed the lump in her throat and said "G-good guess but it's actually pronounced...", she took in a deep breath and with as much confidence as she could said "Sex, it's pronounced sex, like the "X" in the word relax, OK? Now, can any pony tell me what that word means?" Of course, having never heard they word they couldn't have guessed what it means, which left Cheerilee in the position of having to explain the different bits, but now that she had said the word "sex" in front of these children, she felt she could overcome her fear of having to explain the birds and the bees.

"Well first of all children, colts and filly's have different things in between their legs. Can anyone tell me what the difference is?" This time pretty much every colt and filly had their hoof raised, Cheerilee pointed to a a small colt and said "Bright Light, tell the class what the difference is".

Bright Light said "Well colts have a thingy in between their legs and two balls and filly's have a weird hole in between their legs". Bless these children, still so innocent.

Cheerile said "That's correct, but the "thingy" in between a colts legs is called a "penis" and the balls are called "testicles". The hole in between a filly's legs is called the "vagina", now the reason I talk about this is that when a daddy pony and a mommy pony want to make a baby pony, then the daddy has to put his penis in the mommy's vagina."

Most of the children's eyes went wide, some thought it was gross, some found it shocking that was how it worked and some of them didn't even realize that was a thing they could do. Most of them knew that colts and filly's went together mainly because they had only seen stallions and mares together and just assumed that was how it worked, also no pony had ever bothered to explain why Lyra and Bon-Bon were so close. A filly name Namby Pamby raised a hoof and said "Can any pony do that?"

Cheerilee went "No, you have to be the right age to make a baby pony, you are all far too young at the moment", most of them found that a relief, they didn't want to get girlfriends and boyfriends and then have to think about sex, sex sounded interesting but scary. Cheerilee continued by saying "Now when the daddy is inside the mommy, that's what they call sex. After a while the daddy shoots a special substance called "semen" out of the end of his penis which has tiny little things called "sperm" in it. Oh, before you ask, it's not pee and stallions cannot pee at the same time as having sex". That immediately stopped most of the students putting their hooves up for that particular question.

Cheerilee went on to say "Now inside the mommy is something called an egg, but it's not like a duck egg or a lizard egg, it's soft so that the sperm can go inside it. Now when the daddy sperm meets the mommy egg, that's when a baby pony starts to grow inside the mommy, when the baby has grown enough the mommy then has to push the baby out of her vagina and voila! a baby has been born, that's where babies come from." What an emotional roller-coaster, out of all the things colts and filly's thought might be the answer to "where do babies come from" that was the last thing they expected. Cheerilee waited to see if they had any questions, when she saw that most of them were confident that they knew how sex and babies worked, she decided to carry on the lesson. The other thing the students didn't realize was that there was more to be learned as Cheerilee moved onto the subject of sexuality.

"Now, another thing that we need to talk about is sexuality. Now this is going to be quite complicated so I need you to concentrate OK?" Every pony nodded and waited with baited breath to see what else they needed to know about sex. Cheerilee wiped the word "sex" off the chalkboard and drew two basic pictures of a mare and a stallion with four bullet points underneath. "Now, just because mares and stallions make babies, that doesn't means that all mares and all stallions like each other. What I'm going to do is tell you what some stallions like and then to check you understand, I will ask you all to do the same for the mare without my help". That seemed pretty straightforward, they all sat there with intrigue, what did Cheerilee mean by not all stallions and mares like each other? She wrote different words next to the bullet points under the stallion picture.

Stallions - Homosexual/Gay
Mares - Heterosexual/Straight
Stallions and Mares - Bisexual/Bi
Neither - Asexual

Cheerilee went "Now, there are many different types of sexuality, but for this class we are focusing on these four, the other sexualities will have to wait for another class, as well as gender identity and whatnot. Now stallions who like to have sex with stallions are called homosexual or "gay" and-"

Cheerlie was interrupted when a colt raised his hoof and said "Wait miss, if stallions don't have a va... vagemin... a vagimina... no, a filly hole, then where does that other stallion put his thingy?"

Cheerilee said "Well, there is oral sex where they can uses their mouth on each others penis and there is also anal sex, meaning that the stallion would put his penis in the other stallions butt". That was a shock, a penis could go in a butt?! The general reaction in everyone's mind seemed to be a collective "Eeeew!!!", though none of them voiced it, that would be rude.