Fallout Equestria: Mothership Eta

Subject S-1503a

Race: Earth Pony

Coat Color: Brown

Mane Color: Silver

Eye Color: Green

Magic Color: N/A

Cutie Mark: Computer

Classification: Scavenger, Equestrian Wasteland

Intake Recording Follows:

Ow, fuck!

In here? You want me to talk into this thing? Fine, just keep that shit away from me!

Um, ok. My name is Rusty Rivet, and up until these ugly bastards captured me, I was a scavenger. I thought I had made a killer find. I would have been set for life if I could haul even part of that wreck back to town. Instead I find out it was a trap set up by these hairless hellhounds. Seriously, what the fuck kind of creature only has two legs? So now I’m stuck here, held captive in what I assume is some freaky-ass airship. These fuckers have to be working with the pegasi. Fuck you, and tell the birdies fuck them when they show up.

Point that stick somewhere else! What, my cutie mark? It’s a fucking terminal, what does it look like? Got it from hacking my way out of the stockade at Appleloosa. Stupid assholes didn’t even realize there was power running right behind that wall! Sure cost them, at least fifteen of us made it out!

You happy? Got enough for whatever twisted game you’re playing? I swear to Celestia, once I get my hooves on one of those shockers I’m going to murder every single one of you!