The Amazing Adventures of Spike

Spike was continuing his journey one day when he happened upon some atheists.

Well, at least he didn't immediately realize they were atheists.

"Good day, fellow men of our lord and savior Celestia Christ. " Spike said in a cheerful tone. His day had been going very well. After successfully vanquishing four pitiful human beings, his day could not get much better.

"Good day, my friend. Though we are not men of your lord Celestia-sama, we appreciate the words." They cheerfully replied back.

Unfortunately for them, that was the last thing Spike wanted to hear. Spike was a dragon of God, you see. He couldn't simply accept this. So he uttered something very quietly.

"May Celestia have mercy on your soul.."

"Uh, sorry.. what's that?" The first of the three men replied, confused.

"MAY CELESTIA HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL" He screamed.

Spike charged ahead and beheaded the first of the three men swiftly. Looking back at it, he probably should have approached them further before committing to their deaths, but not much could be done. Spike had a mission, and he would succeed.

"Wh-wh-what?" The other two men could not believe their eyes.

In an instant, Spike ran and tied up one of the men, who were still experiencing Shock. For the other, he believed he must prove a point.

"Those who are not a man of Celestia should heed my warning. The faithful decide the unfaithful's future, and the unfaithful will be punished."

Spike began cutting off the man's toes, one by one with his sharp dragon claws.

"aaAAHHH" The man scream relentlessly.

Honestly, this was a bother for Spike. Typically, he would just execute his opponent, and be done with it. But when it came to religion and his lord Celestia, he could not compromise. Lessons must be taught.

The surrounding civilians all looked away, used to Spike's actions. They feared him, but at the same time did not look at him in disgust. He was only doing his job.

Spike, having been finished with the man's toes, began with his fingers, but grew tired of the mans shouts, so he slit his tongue as well. The man gave up his struggle. He knew he had not much time left. However, this angered Spike. If he was not faithful, he could at least believe in something else: his friends, family, or lover. Spike stomped on the mans head, and he grew unconscious.

Spike did not want to bore himself with further humiliating the man, so he also slit his throat after his long struggle of endurance.

The other man was simply still, and could not say a word.

"Now do you see the importance of Celestia? The importance of GOD?" Spike rose his voice as he sentence grew near.

"I-I-I.. understand. Please spare me." The man bowed.

Spike nodded as he considered the situation a great success, and then mercifully executed the man. This was but another interesting adventure for Spike, and he continued on proud.