My name is Princess Applesauce Cookiemash. I am 964 years old. I come from a huge family! There are so many names! Princess Cookieheart, Cookiemilk, Milky, Splash, Discord, and more! Before I was born, my family had so much fun! They sung, ate cookies, played games, punished ponies, played a game with Discord, got mad at him, made treats, and made Milktopia a magical place!
I have a daughter and a granddaughter. My daughter’s name is Apple Tree, and my granddaughter’s name is Tree Heart. Apple tree is 764, and Tree heart is 564. Tree heart is also pregnant! Her babies names were going to be Dream Ice, Candy Kite, and she would have another two 39 years later named Dirt Bush and Soil Egg. I was so exited! I would finally be a great grandma! I asked my granddaughter everyday if it was born yet. She always said no.
One fine day, I decided to go for a walk outside the castle. I saw a statue of the main 7. Their names are Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack, and Cookieheart in the middle. I read it!
We will miss you, Cookieheart! No pony was ever as Kind, Loyal, Fair, Smart, Honest, Generous, Forgiving, Sympathetic, Brave, and Beautiful as you.
When I saw that, I was sad. I then looked at the rules.
Only eat food the Princesses say you can eat.
Do not step on cookies. If you step on it twice, you will get turned into a cookie.
Don’t be mean, and love cookies!
These rules were made 1 million years ago! How cool! Then, I saw a pony named Vinyl Scratch walk by and sit on a bench. I saw him eat a chip. I looked up at the rules and got mad. I yelled at him.
“YOU THINK YOU CAN DISRESPECT PRINCESS COOKIEHEART LIKE THAT? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! BE LUCKY I DIDN’T BLAST YOU ON THE SPOT!” Vinyl started crying and took his glasses off and stepped on them to prove he was truly sorry.
“I’m sorry, it’s been so long. She was the best princess ever.” he said sadly. I forgave him. I left to go home when all of a sudden I heard a noise! It was my family screaming! I ran back to my castle and saw a giant meteor! I pulled the meteor away. I started crying. My daughter and granddaughter are dead.. I sobbed loudly and ran away. I was disappointed in myself. How could I let the last generation of the cookie family die? Worst of all, I didn’t get to hold Dream Ice, Candy Kite, and the youngest children Dirt Bush and soil egg! I ruined the future of the kingdom. I couldn’t let myself stay here..
I ran outside the castle and grabbed three types of ponies. Pegasus, Earth Pony, and Unicorn! I turned them all into one giant portal to a new world. I jumped inside so I could leave this sad world forever. I closed my eyes as I went through the land.
I slowly opened my eyes. What is this place? I walked around and saw a giant T on a mountain! I was very curious so I went there. I flew into the room and saw 5 creatures fighting! They were all humans. They each looked weird through. One was big and looked like a weird looking robot, one had pink hair, one was green, one was like a purple ghost, and one had such smooth, beautiful, hedgehog-like black hair. It was love at first sight. I helped them fight until the monster was gone. They all farted and screamed and crazy-danced and dabbed and flossed and shook their behinds and cheered in celebration. I decided to join them. I screamed so loud that the frightened birds flew away.
They asked me what my name was. “Applesauce” I replied. They told me that their names were Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire and Robin.
“Your real names?” I asked. Victor, Garfield, Koriand’r, Raven and Dick.
I and Dick got to know each other more until one fine day,
“Will you marry me?” I said to him.
“YES!” he replied. I was so happy! We got married. It was a beautiful ceremony, held on top of the T Tower.
I asked if we could mate and he said yes.
After we came back, I told them why I came here, and they said I should not throw away my life! I thought of my great great great great great great grandma, Cookieheart and remembered how nice she was to her subjects! I wanted her to rule again! The only way to do this though, was to change the time in my world. Then, I had a plan.
“The first member of the cookie family should be the last member too! We need to look for a time spell called tempvita aeternumia! This spell makes the time change, and the ponies of the past that we think about will live forever! I must think of Princess Cookieheart! To get the spell book, we need to go to chartam city! I will fly you there! I will use a spell to get the book, and I will cast it so Cookieheart can be queen again!” I said. All the titans cheered for me. I smiled!
Then all of a sudden, 5 more humans appeared. They looked just like the titans, but they looked boring and serious.
I said hi to the bigger Beast Boy and he said, “We don’t do hi’s.” I backed up slowly because I was embarrassed and sad. The one that spoke next was a bigger and more boring Robin. “We have been through a lot to get here and destroy your city.”
This made me mad. How dare they try to destroy this beautiful city? I decided to stand up to these big fat meanies.
“HOW DARE YOU! MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN THROUGH WAY MORE THAN YOU! DID YOU KNOW HE TURNED EVIL BECAUSE OF A MEAN VILLAN TRYING TO HYPNOSIZE PEOPLE AND TRIED TO HURT THE OTHERS!? I BET YOU FAKE ROBIN DIDNT EVER SCARE YOUR FRIENDS BEFORE. I BET YOUR LIVES WERE THE SAME EVERYDAY! BORING WITH DOING NOTHING BUT FIGHTING PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HURT THIS AMAZING CITY! IT DID NOTHING TO YOU! YOU ALWAYS WIN EVERYTHING WITHOUT HELP! HAS ANYTHING SCARY EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!?”
I yelled these words very very loud!
“No.” He said. Then, they started attacking us. I blasted them, but they were too strong and they stole all of my friends and tied them up. I quickly escaped before they did it to me. I got worried. My friends were in danger!
Author's Note
Credits to LightningChaser04 for proof reading!
I started crying. I couldn’t let my new friends get hurt by the evil ones! I quickly flew into the window to check if they were still tied up. They were. I cried. I then had an idea! I could do a spell to make another one of myself so the fake me can distract the evil tall villains. Then I’ll save my husband only. Then I will get the others after we defeat the evil ones! This will be a great plan! I slowly did the spell and another me popped up. I told her to distract the evil versions. She then went to the evil versions and started making fun of them.
“YOU GUYS NEVER HAVE ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU LOSERS YOU ARE UGLY AND BORING AND YOU ALL ARE SERIOUS AND ANNOYING HAHAHAH!” She said. The evil ones started flying into the air and chased them. I then flew into the tower and untied my husband.
“THANK YOU! I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!” he said. I told him to rename himself apple treat and become a pony forever. He did that. Now I have a husband that is now an alicorn pony just like my grandma! Me and Apple Treat went to look for the spell book. All of a sudden, I got put into a cage! I screamed and screamed. Apple Treat quickly tried to save me, magic doesn’t work in the cage. I tried to think and think and think and think and think and think, but I had no ideas! I cried and cried and cried and and cried.
Then, Apple Treat had an idea! He gave me all his magic so I grew bigger and bigger until I broke the cage! My wings turned white and so did my cutie mark. I grew chocolate chip spots all over myself. I became the legendary cookie pony! I heard the only way to get this form was with love and friendship! I smiled and cried with happiness. The form only works 5 minutes, so I had to act fast. I used cookie rainbow power to bring the library to me! I used cookie search to find the spell. When I found it, it burst into flames. The spell book is gone! I screamed. It’s ruined! I screamed super loud. I cried. Then I realized, this wouldn’t have happened If Apple Treat helped me.
“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE A MISTAKE! NOBODY LIKES YOU! THE EVIL VERSION IS BETTER THAN YOU! AT LEAST HE DOESNT MAKE MISTAKES! I HATE YOU! WE ARE DIVORCING NOW! I WILL TIE YOU UP SO YOU CAN THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS!”
A giant rope tied up Apple Treat. He started crying and screaming. I flew away. I will only forgive him after we defeat the evil ones. I can’t believe this! He is so cute and adorable but so mean! I started getting jealous of the tall one. Nothing bad happens to him and he is tall. He is also serious. He kills other ponies in one hit. Then I quickly stopped thinking that and thought about my husband again. I decided to divorce him until he apologizes to the whole city while wearing an ugly outfit. Then I will marry him again! All of a sudden, my stomach hurt. I was having a baby! I quickly flew into a hospital bed and hypnotized everyone in there to cure me. They made the baby come out! I decided to name it Treebin! He was so adorable! I cried with happiness.
Author's Note
Robin is 18
As I flew with my alicorn baby, I was very very happy. Of course I would defeat the evil titans! The baby I have will prove how amazing this adventure will be! I was so happy I sang!
Dodododoodoo
Where the wind blows~
Is where I’ll sing for you
Bowbowbowbowbaaaw
Save my friends now~
With what? Friendship that’s how!
Feefeefefefefee
You and me baby! Save your daddy
Ladadadadadadee
We come together, we come happy!
Rararararainger
Daddy needs to be rescued from danger!
LALALALALALLALAALLAA
DADDY
IS
COMING
KIDS!
LLAAALALALLALLALLAA
DADDY IS COMING KID!
Teeteeeteeeteee
We love him a WHOLE lot!
Leeeledleleedleee
He FILLS up my Heart with love!
Seeseeseeesee
He’s the best hero around!
Mememmememee
His coolness attracts a whole crowd!
Sosoosoosooosooooo
You and me have a hero around!
Raeraeraeraeraerae
That saves the day!
DODOODODODDO
he’s a
COOL
UNIQUE
MAN!
He is
SO
MUCH
FUN!
So let’s
SAVE
YOUR
DAD
the best
YOU. EVER. HAD
Dodoodododo lalallaal memememe lalalala ladade dabadedabadedabee
Daddy will be so so so HAPPYYYYYYYYYY!
My baby clapped at me. His beautiful eyes were completely white like robin. She also had the same hair as me. Her cutie mark is a bird. He also has huge wings! I smiled at my baby.
“LETS SAVE THE CITY!” I screamed loudly.
“YEAH LETS SAVE IT!” My little baby said. We both laughed and did the fart dance.
