Super Secret Petting

You, the human, were sat on a wooden bench along a paved path through Ponyville park. Held in your hands was a large newspaper entitled The Royal Sun Times. You quietly read the paper, you wanted to know what was happening in magical horse land.

Truth not very much. Many weddings were announced in the paper, tons of ads about selling food, clothes, and other items. The front page, top story was about some random farm pony in the middle of nowhere that was upset that one stone was out of place on her wall. That was the big news of the week.

However, on the second page, it had something quite decent. Apparently, Celestia's ass has grown even thicker. You wished that was the front page news. Apparently, the Royal Sun Times has an obsession with Celestia’s ass. They had several pages of it in graphic detail. They compared how big it was earlier in the year, to even how big it was hundreds of years ago.

You guessed Celestia’s ass was the main selling point of the newspaper. Quite literally every new edition had stories about Celestia's ass, starting from the second page. With each paper sold it would fund the royal treasury. Pretty much everybody loved Celestia, and many would see it as their patriotic duty as a proud citizen of Equestria to buy the Royal Sun Times and masturbate to pictures of Celestia’s ass. Not buying a weekly copy of the Royal Sun Times was borderline treason.

There were also pictures of Luna’s ass, but they were in the back of the newspaper, and not really all that interesting.

Man, you wished the news had something more spicy. Like a murder story or something. But nope, this magical horse land was populated by a bunch of peace-loving hippies for the most part. That wouldn’t be so bad, but they didn’t have weed either. Thankfully, they weren’t total hippies, they had war, but it was a very long time ago. So, you didn’t have to be nagged to death for not being a perfect hippie like them.

After skipping page, after page with ad after ad, you finally came across something interesting. Another story about a pony’s butt getting bigger. This time it was about Twilight Sparkle. On a side note, you heard a light clopping sound. Probably some pony going for a walk, worth nothing to look away from your newspaper.

The story was entitled. ‘Is Twilight becoming a real Big Booty Princess at last?’

Under the title it said: ‘She has grown two inches taller this year. Many stallions hope that she will have a big ass like Celestia's one day. Twilight has commissioned the royal weight scale to measure her weight before the Hearts And Hooves orgy this weekend.’

There was even more text below. You would have read further, but you now felt a light tapping on your right knee. With a grunt, you lowered your newspaper to see Rainbow Dash standing before you. All of your anger was lost the instant you saw her. How could you be mad at the pony that gave you a blow job on your first day in Equestria?”

Rainbow was unusually shy. The mare was scratching the back of her neck with her right leg, and looked at you sideways with her head partially turned to face away from you. Which wasn’t a big issue, since ponies had sideways facing prey eyes. That said, the ponies here on this planet had eyes that were much more forward facing at the same time. It was like they were a cross between both prey and predator eyes.

“What is it Dashie?” you asked.

“Anon, don’t call me Dashie!” she growled in a low voice. The shyness was totally lost now. Her right leg was back down on the ground, and she stared at you with narrowed, angry eyes. Nonetheless she spoke in a soft tone of voice. “Not in public at least.”

“Okay. Sorry Rainbow.”

“Don’t let it happen again.” she said sternly. Before she climbed up onto the bench. Where she proceeded to sit down next to you, and then leaned her head into your ear and whispered. “Anon, I want you to pet me. Pet me hard. But I want super secret petting. I don’t want Pinkie Pie walking in on us again when I am busy sucking your dick as you pet me.”

“Where can we hide to stop that from happening?” you said quietly.

“I think I found the perfect, most boring place to hide from her. The basement of the local box factory. Pinkie Pie hates that place. It’s the perfect place to hide.”

“Will they allow us in?”

“Yeah, the box factory specifically made that basement to ward off against Pinkie Pie.”

“Right then. Let’s go to the box factory.

With that, the two of you made your way to the box factory. In no time at all, you reached the outskirts of town, where there was a large grey, windowless, boxy shaped building. The building itself seemed to have some sort of strange grey anomaly surrounding it. This anomaly turned everything black and white in close proximity to it. You were not exactly sure what the building was made from at this distance.

Ponyville behind you had bright, girly colors like an explosion of glitter. A dozen rainbows covered the skyline behind you as well. In front of you however, everything seemed like a black and white 1930s cartoon.

“Yeah, I can see why Pinkie Pie would not like such a place.” you said, standing on a paved path, just outside the black and white zone.

Mere inches away, the grass at the side of the path would lose it’s green color and become a dull grey color. The path below your feet was in fact grey. It however would become a darker shade of grey once its reached into the anomaly.

“Are you sure she won’t follow us?” you asked.

Rainbow Dash waved her hoof nonchalantly. “Nah, she hates this place. We should be pretty safe.”

With that, the two of you walked into the grey anomaly. Your clothes didn’t change all that much in color. Since you wore a black tuxedo before you entered this strange grey zone. Rainbow on the other hand lost all her color. Her rainbow mane were now just different shades of grey basically.

As you neared the building. A large, grey earth pony stallion approached you, who wore a hard hat and a reflective vest. The vest was near useless, since everything was black and white.

“State your business.” he said in a dull, monotone voice.

“Hiding from Pinkie Pie.” said Rainbow.

“Go on ahead.” he simply said.

You and Rainbow then proceeded onward. You came to a large, boxy shaped doorway. A sign above the doorway said ‘No Laughing And No Fun Allowed’. You walked through said doorway into the box factory. Inside ponies were hard at work at an assembly line. Well not really hard at work, since the boxes moved… very slowly along the assembly line, as if to enhance the boredom even more.

You followed Rainbow through the building to another doorway. This door had a sign above it that said ‘Fun Room’. You had to walk down a short flight of stairs. At the bottom of the stairs there was a wooden door. Rainbow opened the door for you.

A single grey love heart shaped bed was inside it. A light bulb lay above, keeping the small, cramped room well lit up with grey light. The walls of this room were a dull grey. Truth be told you don't know the true colours of this place, since literally everything is black and white.

Once inside, Rainbow closed the door behind her. Rainbow then lay herself down on the bed, and turned to face you. She looked at you with a sultry look, while leaning her head on her right hoof. “Pet me like one of your human girls.” she said in a hot breathy voice.

“Err, we generally don’t pet each other during sex.”

“Whatever! Just pet me, you sexy hairless ape!” she exclaimed.

“Okay. Hold your horses.”

To be Continued