I Have A Penis?!? WHAT?!?!

Roughly two hours later, Kyra and Starlight had arrived at Fluttershy's cottage. Although it had taken a half hour of arguing, Starlight had eventually convinced Kyra to make the trip with her. Unsurprisingly, Kyra had been petrified of ponies seeing her in her current state. Eventually it was decided that they would take the long way to Fluttershy's cottage, with Kyra wearing one of her old travelling cloaks as an extra precaution. Now, as they stood outside Fluttershy's cottage, Starlight wondered how they could even begin to explain the reason for their unannounced visit.

Still though, they had come this far. And Starlight was determined that they wouldn't leave until Discord changed Kyra back to her original state. At the very least, they would have confirmation of her suspicions, one way or another. Raising her hoof, Starlight knocked on Fluttershy's door.

"Fluttershy, are you in there? It's Starlight and Kyra."

The door opened. Fluttershy stood there, looking surprised. "Oh. Hello Starlight." Noticing Kyra's uncomfortable expression, she looked at Starlight. "Is everything okay?"

"I'm afraid not," Starlight answered. "Is Discord with you by any chance?"

"No," answered Fluttershy. "But he should be here soon. He never misses tea time." She paused, one eyebrow furrowing in concern. "Is that the reason you're here? Did Discord do something?"

Rather than say anything, both Kyra and Starlight nodded. Fluttershy sighed. "Oh dear. Well, you'd better come inside and have a seat. I'll fix us some tea while we wait. How does that sound?"

"Thank you, Fluttershy."

.....

While Kyra and Starlight waited for Discord to arrive, they somewhat sheepishly explained the situation to Fluttershy, who listened with eyes that grew progressively wider with each word. When they had finished, the shy pegasus softly facehoofed. Oh Fluttershy, you're such a loudmouth! she scolded herself.

"I'm sorry," she said at last. "I should've known he'd do something like this when I mentioned it to him."

"Hey, there's no use crying over spilled milk," Kyra reminded her gently. "Besides, it's Discord for goodness sake. Knowing him, he probably would have done it anyway, sooner or later."

"That still doesn't make it okay, though!" Fluttershy said. "He should know better than to meddle with such things."

Just then, there came a knock at the door.

"Speak of the Devil." Kyra grimaced.

Rather than go to the front door, Fluttershy remained motionless, her face taking on a stern expression. Moments later Discord appeared in front of the three mares, grinning broadly.

"Hello, Fluttershy!" he said. "Oh, and Kyra and Starlight. What a surprise!"

Fluttershy raised an eyebrow, and Discord's smile vanished instantly. "Have I missed something?" he said, feigning a look of innocence that fooled no one.

"I believe you owe Kyra and Starlight an apology." Fluttershy's voice was firm, eyes narrowed as she spoke to him like a mother scolding a child.

"An apology?" repeated Discord. "For what?"

"You know perfectly well what for!" Kyra snapped. "You gave me a... a..." she couldn't even finish the sentence - her face turning a bright shade of red with embarrassment. Then, as Discord raised an eyebrow in amusement, Fluttershy said it instead.

"You gave her a penis, Discord!"

Discord pressed his lips together for a moment, for a moment his eyes watered - then he burst out laughing. The draconequus fell onto his back, legs kicking madly in the air as he cackled with glee.

"Will you stop laughing already?" Fluttershy said. "This isn't funny, Discord!"

"I'm sorry, it's not funny?" Discord repeated. "I beg to differ, my dear Fluttershy. This is some of the best fun I've had in a while! Besides..." Discord's eyes narrowed, his smile changing to one of devious delight. "I think you fail to see the opportunity you've been given here, sweet little Kyra."

"Opportunity?" Kyra repeated, utterly confused. "What the Hell are you talking about?"

"It's simple," Discord replied. "Your wifey wants a baby. Well, now you have the means to giver her one." Then, as all three mares gaped in shock, he grinned. "You should know, I didn't intentionally hit you with the spell. In fact I was aiming for Starlight here." Discord frowned down at his paws. "Guess my aim isn't what it used to be. But I'm sure that won't be a problem for you, Kyra, now will it?"

"So what you're saying is you intentionally used a spell just so Kyra could get me pregnant?"

"Yes. No need to thank me though," Discord said happily. "I can see you're clearly overwhelmed by gratitude."

Next to Starlight, Kyra leaned forward and put her face in her hooves. She couldn't believe it. This was all too much. She still had one question left - one she was almost too afraid to ask.

"How long can I expect to to be stuck like this?" she muttered.

"Depends," Discord answered with a chuckle. "How many times do you think you'll need?"

Kyra's head snapped up, staring at Discord in pale, wide-eyed terror.

"Oh dear, we are in trouble," the lord of chaos mused. "I'd get busy if I were you."

With that Discord disappeared, his cackling laughter still echoing throughout the room.