You, the human, lay upon a soft lavender leather couch. You were only dressed in your white underpants here. For some reason, whenever you try to put on pants or a shirt, they would teleport away. It seemed that underpants was the only way to cover yourself in this place. Despite the circumstances, you felt safe.
Nonetheless, you didn't like going outside very often. Luckily enough, you made good friends with one of the strange pastel horses here, who referred to themselves as ponies. Your pony was a magically powerful lavender unicorn. She, too, didn't like to go outside much either, since she was a bookworm.
To be quite honest, you are quite afraid to go outside. The female ponies in town looked at you as if you were a piece of meat. You finally knew what it meant to be a woman. Normally this would not be a problem for you. But the disturbing fact is that the mares in this world had both sets of genitalia. The females' penises were significantly larger than their stallion counterparts. And truth be told, you felt inadequate since you were smaller than the stallions here.
Despite all the weirdness, you were doing your best to assimilate into this world. You were, in fact, reading erotic literature. However, you found yourself quite perplexed. Nearly every page in this book contained the word 'penis'... multiple times. The author of this particular book had a strange obsession with the word 'penis'.
You read the following text.
'Out on the castle battlement, when the mighty earth pony soldier Thunderiron kissed Strawberry Star's lips, her beautiful pegasus wings fluttered in excitement. Slowly he reached his hoof underneath her, touching her soft unyielding crotchboobs, which made his penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size for a stallion, nearly on par with a mare. Penis. Beats of sweat ran slowly down his penis, making it shine like Celestia's massive penis fresh from fucking a cream cake. It was a beautiful penis that seemed as strong as an earth pony's hind leg. And at the same time, as delicate as a pegasus's wings. What a beautiful, beautiful penis.
Strawberry Star's penis was well above average. The stallion's penis was largely insignificant when compared to her much larger penis. But nonetheless, this was a touching union between two penises. There was so much wonderful penis that…..'
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You closed the book with a slam. You had enough of the word 'penis'. This, however, immediately got the attention of your lavender unicorn friend. You heard the sound of clopping hooves hitting the wooden floor below. This was followed by a dark shadow looming over you when your very large unicorn friend looked down at you in concern with her large purple eyes.
"Anon? Is everything okay?" she asked in her lovely soft voice. Your eyes drifted away from her face to look at the massive, fully erect purple horse cock standing between her thick hind legs.
You crossed your arms and glared at her. "I thought I could trust you, Twilight Sparkle. Yet here you are with a massive erection in front of me."
The mare smiled sheepishly, a pink blush lighting up her cheeks. "I'm sorry, my friend. I can't help it."
You sighed. "There's no way I can escape the penis in this world, is there?"
"Well, you could become my coltfriend," you gasped, your jaw-dropping. "I promise won't–."
"No way!" you said sternly, shaking your head.
"Please, let me finish," she said imploringly. You simply nodded in answer, allowing her to continue."I won't force you to do any penis stuff with me. I will suck your dick and allow you to mount me from behind; where my vagina is. Once the other mares know you are clearly mine, they will leave you alone."
You sighed. "I don't know… Twilight. You are a cute girl. But is there any way you can get rid of your penis? I'm not a penis man."
Twilight brought her front right hoof over her mouth, gasping in shock. "Anon! If I get rid of my penis, I won't be a real mare anymore," she said in a low, heartbroken voice.
Just then, a familiar cyan pegasus came rushing into the room. "Anon, quit being a gay faggot. Accept Twilight and her massive penis!" she shouted, glaring daggers at you.
Twilight turned to the cyan pegasus and gave her a harsh glare. "Rainbow Dash! Don't call Anon a gay faggot."
Rainbow Dash dropped her massive ass on the wooden floor with a loud bang. The sheer weight of her hefty backside caused cracks to form in the wood below. Forthwith the mare crossed her hooves and glared at Twilight with a grumpy frown. "Well, he is a gay faggot. No straight, heterosexual stallion rejects such a massive penis."
Twilight shook her head. "Rainbow, mares from his world do not have penises," she said before turning to face you. "It's time to choose, Anon. Will you accept me and my penis or not?"
You thought what your hero Commander Shepard would do? You stood at a crossroads. Would you accept Twilight and her penis? Or would you be a 'gay faggot’ as Rainbow Dash described and reject her penis? Accepting her penis seemed to be the Paragon option. The Renegade option seemed to be rejecting the penis. Was it the neutral option to date Twilight Sparkle and avoid her penis?
You decided to go with the Paragon option. And so, like a true manly man, you stood up and made to stand beside the massive purple unicorn. Her huge bubbly flank stood nearby. From there, you knelt down and gripped her massive purple horse cock; partially, at least, she was so thick you could not wrap your hand around her monstrously large cock. Twilight stared back at you with tears in her eyes as you lovingly held her cock.
"Awesome, dude! You aren't a gay faggot after all," said Rainbow Dash in a joyous tone.
It was a terrifying adventure to accept Twilight and her massive horse cock, but you know it was the right choice. It is what Commander Shepard would do. Nobody rejects a sexy alien horse just because she has a massive penis.
