Crazy Thursday

by CaioCoia

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Aria Blaze, Spike, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Profanity, Slice of Life, Dark, Death
Length: 1066

Spike and Aria went to the grocery store to buy all the products they were out inside their house, while over the grocery store there was a great sale price over there, or the manager was too crazy to actually work over there... Redbull 0,25 cents.

Spike and Aria went to the grocery store to buy all the products they were out inside their house, while over the grocery store there was a great sale price over there... or the manager was too crazy to actually work over there... Redbull 0,25 cents each.

Published 2021-04-17 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-04-17 01:50:01 UTC

Crazy Thursday

A couple has been walking over the soap and shampoo section over the grocery store. One girl has looked curiously at each shampoo and conditioner over the section, while one boy was looking bored and annoyed after passing a few minutes waiting for his girlfriend to decide something.

"You keep a long time looking to just hair products." The boy walked by her side and touched her while she didn't lose her focus.

"Wait a bit Spike," Aria said while she remained looking at the shampoo and read the description, while from above of them, a notification sound alarm came from the speakers above of them. While a deep and cheerful voice announcer went to announce the morning sales prices.

[Atention everyone, the manager got crazy, Tenderloin Rost and Strip Steal just 7 dollars the kilogram.]

Spike surprised by the announce looked at Aria who was still choosing the shampoo but it seems she heard it too.

"Did you heard that love?" Spike asked amazed by such a low price, while Aria was reading 2 shampoos that she chose to add to the cart.

"It's cheap," Aria confessed while she carefully adds the shampoo, and then the same cheerful voice of the announcer once again was making the announcement.

[Atention, Attention, the manager is growing nuts, he launched Strip Steal away and now we only have Tenderloin Roast for 3,00 dollars the kilograms. ]

Aria hearing that looked to Spike while she pointed to the speaker.

"Wow, that's still a great price, 3 dollars the kilograms." Spike looked in disbelief at the speaker trying to understand what he heard.

"What a crazy man," Spike said in disbelief. While he looked at Aria who decided to check the conditioner.

Then by surprise, the announcer once again said again but this time he sounded worried.

[Atention, Attention, the manager is growing insane, to be honest, he was showing some weird behavior a while time ago. One kind of psychotic disorder. Yesterday, for example, he took off his clothes and made a dress with sausages, and made figure skating over the corridors saying his name is MoonLight the daughter of Thunder. Pork, Chicken and Turkey 4,00 dollars the kilograms.]

Spike who was hearing the announce was poking Aria who was still reading the conditioners, while he was looking a bit worried.

"Aria did you hear that?" Spike asked for something was wrong over the place, while Aria was listening to the announcement and still reading the conditioner.

"Yeah, all the meat is cheap over here," Aria said while Spike couldn't believe what he was hearing, he touched Aria to make her look at him.

"It wasn't the price I was talking about, the manager is insane, he is nuts, he is sick." Spike was looking at her trying to make her focus until the announcer was talking desperately. While Spike hears the announcement and Aria was still organizing her cart.

[ATTENTION, ATTENTION, THE MANAGER IS GETTING WORSE, HE IS BECOMING REALLY AGRESSIVE, REALLY. HE THREATENED THE PEOPLE OVER SECTOR 7 WITH AN AXE. WE HAVE TO LOCK HIM ON THE FRIDGE, han? What? WHAT?]

Spike was with his eyes wide open and his mouth dropped in shock, while Aria was in silence listening to all the shouts coming from the announcer, which made them both listen carefully from the suspense of what the announcer will say next.

[. ATTENTION, ATTENTION. THE MANAGER ESCAPED. HOLY FUCK, PEOPLE, THE MANAGER ESCAPED. LEMON DROPS CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY...Red bull 25 cents each.]

"It's 25 cents the Redbull Spike, it's cheaper than water," Aria said surprised by such a price, while Spike was looking at his girlfriend who seemed to have lost her mind.

"Aria, this is fucked up, let's go home right now," Spike whispered while he was freaking out from inside, while he couldn't believe his girlfriend was not having the same common sense as him.

"Spike, it's just Crazy Thursday," Aria said that it was the most normal day over the grocery store, but Spike was not believing what he was hearing.

"You know what? We will come back on the Nuts Friday, the Desproportional Saturday or even that I'm crazy for price Sunday. But let's go home." Spike was trying to make Aria go with him, while she just said to him calm down...

Until the announcer makes another announcement.

[Atention, Attention, that's it, we are fucked, I'm telling the truth, this is not a lie or propaganda. The manager is coming in my direction. HELP, HELP, HEEEEEEEELP. PLEASE HELP ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Sob... sob... I DON'T WANT TO DIE. NO, NO, LEAVE ME, DON'T HOLD ME, STOP, NO, HE IS BITING ME, OUCH, OUCH, LEAVE ME MANAGER, HEELP.]

Both Spike and Aria were hearing the announcement, Spike was sweating a lot in fear of what's going to happen to the announcer, while Aria was in her place waiting for what was going to say next.

[Poterhouse Steak 3,90 ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.]

The moment the announcer screamed, Spike looked on his side and watched a girl who worked over the grocery store, who was skating with a knife on her back, while she didn't move until she hit the products and dropped herself over the floor, bleeding.

"OH FUCK ARIA, OH SHIT. I'M FUCKING OUT OF HERE." Spike desperately said while he was walking away from the sector he was quick.

Aria surprised by Spike's reaction called him.

"Wait for a bit Spike, oh lady, can you tell me where the Porterhouse Steak is? The announcer said to us, come on girl, tell me." Aria talked to the girl who seemed unable to answer because she was DEAD.

Then from the speakers, the same announcer who seemed despaired a few minutes ago, he sounded calmer and more relieved to say the announcement.

[Atention ladies and gentlemen. We killed the manager, Lightning Hoof the cashier number 4 ran over the manager with a motor kart. And to Celebrate our survivor, we are glad to announce 1 package of white rice is 3,00 dollars each. Just today.]

Aria who seemed surprised by such news looked at Spike who was still shocked by the announcement.

"SPIKE RICE IS 3 DOLLARS, GO QUICKLY BEFORE IT RAN OVER," Aria shouted at Spike who seemed to never understand what passes inside of his girlfriend's mind.

Nothing like a Thursday for them.