[PONYTYPE] {CONVERSION PROJECT}

Okay, where do I start? I guess I'll start with where I am and who I am. I was sitting on the top of a tall building about 7 or 9 stories tall. I'm Ezekiel, I am a young man about in my young adult years with dirty brown hair, green eyes, skin with a slight tan to it, and a slim lean build. I wore a black hoodie with white sleeves, light blue denim jeans, a dirty green beanie, a denim vest, dirty sneakers, and a red flannel shirt. I'd give you my last name, but I was kicked out of my family when I was fifteen so I don't have a last name anymore.

As for a background, well, I dropped out of middle school at a young age, my parents got sick of my shit and kicked me both out of the family, after that I came to New York City to find something to do. And just my luck, guess who I run into, Alex Mercer, not just a killer, a monster, a terrorist, but he is THE killer, THE monster, and THE terrorist. I tried to run, I was pretty confident I could get away, I was pretty good at hiding and I was a fast runner. Guess how long that chase lasted. Exactly three minutes, forty-two seconds, and twenty-three milliseconds, on the dot according to Alex, half of which was just him treating it like a game of cat and mouse.

He then infected me with the Blicklite virus... I think that's right... Whatever. As for why he did it? Your guess is as good as mine! All he said when I asked was, "I'll find out when IT happens." I'm sorry guy, but that doesn't make a modicum of sense to me because it's so incredibly fucking vague! Now I just do whatever with these cool powers, sometimes I beat up some hobos for shelter, sometimes I steal food from people. And compared to the other ones Alex had made, I'm completely average. I didn't get any evolutions or cool powers like the others. Anyway, I'm done ranting, I'm hungry and there is food to be stolen!

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Ezekiel leaped off the building he was on and made a crater as he landed, then he took off at 300 mph. He started toward a Chick-fil-A as a man walked out of the restaurant with a bag of food in hand. Ezekiel then zoomed by and snatched the bag away from the man, yelling back, "Thanks for the food!!" Ezekiel then stopped to look at his pickings, but there was dismay in his voice as he listed them off one by one, "Hash Brown Scramble Burrito, nobody ever gets this from a Chick-fil-A unless they wanna put on pounds and feel like they ate a whole turkey. Chick-n-Strips Kid's Meal, why would an adult ever get this, they're not even hot and the juice box is leaking. Waffle Fries, your better off ordering another meal instead of these. Avocado Lime Ranch Dressing, this condiment that has more fat than Chick-fil-A's Grilled Chicken Club sandwich. And Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade, this is just pure sugar water with lemon shoehorned in. God, this stuff is so unhealthy even I wouldn't order this, and I sometimes eat people!" Ezekiel tossed the bag into a pit.

He then heard a child voice scream, "FOOD!!!" Ezekiel looked to see a literal horde of kids tearing each other apart for the bag Ezekiel just discarded.

As Ezekiel watched, he stated, "They're not even going for the food anymore their just eating each other." Ezekiel then walked off into an empty alleyway. Then suddenly in a flash of golden light, Ezekiel had vanished from sight, and watching from above was Alex Mercer, he was holding a newspaper.

He gave a sinister grin and chuckled, "And like that, the pieces are falling into place." Alex then disappeared into the city, leaving the newspaper, it said [the disappearance of nearly one and a half million young adults and teenagers has left authorities baffled!!]. The next thing that was heard was someone screaming before being swiftly silenced.

Ezekiel opened his eyes to see he was in what looked like a concrete octagonal fighting pit, with him were other teens and young adults. "Did I get taken into a fight club?" Ezekiel asked. He spotted a glass window far above the pit, looking down, couldn't see much past the window.

Suddenly a voice came from an intercom, "Congratulations, humans! You've been selected to partake in the Conversion Project. Commencing Conversion Potion Ponytype Z-45 Test." Then before any one of them could react, a technicolor liquid was sprayed from the sprinklers. It felt like acid to the skin, Ezekiel couldn't see what was happening as his eyes were closed from a drop getting in them.

But as the liquid fell, the other people started turning into literal ponies. Some had wings growing out of their sides or barrels and others had horns coming out of their foreheads. Yet, for Ezekiel, he wasn't changing, he was just trying to get the fluid out of his eyes. "Ugh... What is this? An LSD bukake?" Ezekiel shouted to no one.

Then the ponified people suddenly began growing fleshy growths with the rest of their body being ripped and torn as their skin and muscles were stretched beyond their limits. Some had their legs snap underneath them due to their disproportionate weight and the muscle being ripped around their legs, while others just grew tumors in their legs from their bones. Then the voice came back on the intercom, "Another failed batch, alright get ready to trap and ship these freaks of nature."

Ezekiel rubbed his eyes as he got the last of the fluid out of his eyes. "Finally, I can see again. So what is this supposed to-" He stopped when he saw the mutated remains of the ponified people shambling toward him like zombies. "So I've either been drugged or this is real... Oh well in for a penny," Ezekiel shrugged before pulling out a plastic bag of white powder and inhaling the entire thing in one go.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH!!!" Ezekiel roared with bloodshot eyes with dilated pupils before quickly rushing forward to slam his fists down on one of the zombie's heads, stunning them. He then grabs them by the midsection, leaps into the air, and powerbombs them into the ground with tremendous force, smashing their ribcage. As well as, blowing the other zombies away with the force of the attack, before absorbing his zombified victim into his body. "Ah, that was filling, somewhat, good thing I can't taste anything from doing that cause that would've just been gross," Ezekiel said to himself before continuing with his murder spree.

Then the sound of a spit take came from the intercom "WHAT THE HAY!?!? Guards! There is a human that wasn't affected by the potion and he's Eating the other subjects! Get him!!!" Ezekiel didn't know where a door was as he couldn't see one, so he assumed it was a hidden door. He waited for when the sound of something unlocking, and bolted toward the direction of the noise, only seeing a wall ahead. But Ezekiel continued to run forward before quickly finding that the wall was an illusion and behind that fake wall, was a metal door about to be opened.

Ezekiel then proceeded to front kick the door, breaking it open like a case of TNT blew it open and off the hinges. On the other side of the door, was an army of ponies wearing armor designed like that of a spartan's. They were holding different forms of guns. The normal ponies had what looked like human world weapons like muskets and blunderbusses, they also had mechanical arms holding the weapons.

The pegasus ponies just had clouds in jars attached to different types of rifle stocks, some like shotguns, others were like an assault rifle, and a few looked like a Telsa sniper rifle, they had the same method of carrying their weapons as the normal ponies but modified to not get in the way of their wings. And the unicorns had weird metal guns that had runes carved in them, some looked like shotguns with red runes, some looked like assault rifles with blue runes, and others looked like pistols with green runes, unlike the others, their horns were covered in an aura that also covered the weapon at their side.

Ezekiel also noticed a red smear on the floor, most likely from a pony that was behind the door when he kicked it. One of the ponies yelled out, "Get on your knees!!"

Ezekiel replied, "I'm not your mother last night!"

.... And they took exception to that. Guns opened fire on Ezekiel, The normal ponies' guns somehow firing more than one bullet at a time. The pegasi's shotguns fired jagged chunks of ice, the assault rifles firing sharp icicle spikes, while the sniper rifles fired lightning bolts. The unicorn's guns fired different energy blasts based on the color of the runes, red shot fiery blasts, blue shot out water at extreme pressure, and green shot out a stone spike. Ezekiel was turned into a black and red paste.

One of the ponies then stated, "Guys, I, uh, don't want to jinx it... but I think we got him-" A tendril shoots out and grabs the pony mid-sentence. he screams as it throws him around, slamming him on the ceiling and floor. "AAAHHH!!! SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT THIS FUCKING THING!!!" A few more tendrils shoot out to grab the corpse of the pony that was killed by the door and the leftovers of the ponified abominations. The other ponies shot at the tendril holding the alive pony, only to end up shooting and killing the pony it was holding. The tendril then pulled the corpses into the center mass of Ezekiel's remains, where they were absorbed into his body.

Then Ezekiel began to reform and when he was done, he popped his neck and asked, "So boys, tell me, how's your health plan?" The ponies then screamed and opened fire again on the human. "APPARENTLY, IT'S GREAT!!!" Ezekiel shouted before he started to duck and dodge the weapon fire. Proceeding to rip and tear through the ponies with his bare hands. Try as they might, the ponies couldn't get a good fix on the Blacklight carrier as he was bobbing and weaving through the group of ponies so any missed shot would hit a pony as a result.

In another room of the building, two ponies were watching what seemed like cameras that used magic rune signs. One was a pegasus in a scientist outfit. The other was another unicorn with a grey coat, blonde mane and tail, and green eyes. He had on armor like the other ponies but his armor had more of a higher rank look to it, he also had a picture on his flank, it was of a sword going through the center of a star-spangled vortex.

The pegasus was scrambling through notes about human biology as he looked back and forth from the table to the camera, "Th-this doesn't make any sense! We've studied hundreds of humans but none of them has done this!! Commander Showdown, we have to alert the princesses! Use the Telecoms already!" The pegasus panicked as he picked up random papers, some were just blank sheets too.

Showdown watched Ezekiel as he tore through the area, he then explained, "No point, Professor Beaker. he's already found the Coms room, and he's using the spine of a pony to destroy it. How he found it, either he's learning things from the ponies he's eating or he's just a lucky guesser," As Ezekiel proceeded to do just that.

"Why didn't you use it before this like when I alerted the guards!?" Beaker questioned.

"Do you remember Conversation Potion Ponytype Testing Site-X or CPPTS-X? It had one of the first successful conversion potion results on a human, as they did it one at a time, instead of our group test. That human then proceeded to escape the confines of his containment before we could find out how the potion was able to change him into a pony perfectly. Do you recall what Celestia did in response?" Showdown asked.

"Sh-she used meteo-"

Showdown proceeded to interrupt Beaker, "She used Meteor! A spell that warps space-time, causing an enormous meteor to fall on the chosen location. It killed everypony except that human because it had gotten away long before because the site, like this one, was designed to alert anypony within that a dangerous spell was heading their way. Those ponies died for nothing and no pony knows what the human that escaped even looks like since the ones that did were killed. This human will just do the same thing, so here's the plan, I'll keep him distracted."

Showdown proceeded to take a rune slate out of a port similar to a VHS tape being taking out. "Take this recording rune slate to Celestia, let her know about it. That she can plan how to trap and kill this... Thing."

Beaker, fearful, still nodded. The two used a window to get outside, Beaker flew off into the air as Ezekiel came out of the building. "Okay, the coke is wearing off. Who are you?"

"I am the only master of the Mana Blade Style!" Showdown stated with his chest puffed out before a sword materialized from nothing. "I've slain a thousand changelings, fought off a dragon, and held my own against an Ursa Major. I've worked my way up to the upper ranks for the Royal Gaurd. I've been the executioner for several of your species' people"

"Are ya done working your own shaft over there?" Ezekiel brazenly asked.

"Ex-...cuse you?" Showdown asked, confused by the moment having been suddenly ruined just like that.

Ezekiel quickly replied, "Oh I'm sorry, I, heh, I was just wondering when you were done sucking your own dick!"

"Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Showdown."

"And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!" Ezekiel joked.

"I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here." Showdown sighed, realizing what he got himself into.

Ezekiel replied, "Oh, so am I. And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated, cause I'm coming down from this major drug trip and I've got a splitting headache from it! I haven't had anything to eat and be able to taste it! I've got this aching pain in my eyes from some little shit stain spraying me in the face with some kinda potion! And now there's this annoying little homo trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic and disappointed father!"

Showdown suddenly teleported in front of Ezekiel with a look of rage on his muzzle. "Be a sport and grab Daddy another beer, would you?" Ezekiel taunted, where Showdown proceeded to slice at his neck.

With Beaker, the Pegasus was wheezing over a rock, "I... Need to... Work out more..." Beaker suddenly hears the sound of a gun click. He turned only to have the upper part of his head blown off by a pony wearing a hoodie and pants.

"Damn scientists... So friend, where are you from? Conversation Potion Ponytype Testing Site-Z, huh? Wonder if there are any like me there... What's this?" The mysterious pony then picked up the recording runic stone. "A recording runic stone, wonder what's on it." The mysterious pony sat down as he pressed play on the recording.