DON'T FUCK WITH A MARINE

"Nnnrgh..."

I felt like my entire body had been thrown around in a hyper-speed roller coaster. It took me a long time before I had the sense of direction to be able to sit up, to which I opened my eyes and saw the swirling world around me.

"What the fuck did I do now?" I shook my head and groaned, pushing the dizziness away just like how it would work in Call of Duty. Having regained enough composure, I got up off of my ass and performed a quick scan of my surroundings. I appeared to be in a building, but it was nothing like the abandoned one I had just been in. This one looked fresh, lined with decorated hallways and lush red carpets. It looked like a damn castle. Something was off. I reached for my ear piece and spoke.

"Command, this is Diamond Wolf. Target should be destroyed, but I lost consciousness and have awoken in unfamiliar territory. Need immediate evac." I waited, then waited some more, but there was no response. "Command?"

The sound of footsteps echoing across the marble floor caught my attention, and immediately like a ninja I zoomed to a nearby vase for cover. I crouched and aimed my P90 at the source, where soon enough some weird dressed up horse-looking creature walked out. I shot it immediately, and after two suppressed shots, it fell to the ground dead.

"Command? Command? Command?" I repeated like a broken record, before shaking my head and scoffing. "Heh, guess I really am by myself. Better get ready." I didn't know where I was or what was going on, but none of that mattered - all I cared about was fucking some shit up. I scouted my surroundings, then I made my way to the body, where I dragged the limp horse underneath a table. His blood was pooling and making a mess, but it was going to have to do for now. At least it blended in slightly with the red carpet. I made my way forward, aiming down hallways and double-tapping every one of those animals that I saw. The whole thing was a bit unsettling - I hadn't seen another human since I woke up - and what kind of animals wore garments and walked around like they had business? I was eager to get to the bottom of this. Before long, I had assassinated several of these things, and I knew it wouldn't be much longer before my presence was found.

I was right, it wasn't going to be much longer at all.

"We've got an intruder!! Raise the alarm!!!!!!" I heard a voice shout. Actual words meant I should've been seeing some actual humans now. Seeing as my time was up, I sprinted forward, hastily scouting for a suitable place to hold up a defensive position. The sound of bells dinging outside the walls began to ring, and rounding a corner, I spotted a group of at least six of those horses heading towards me.

"Guard up!!! He's at the WEST WING!!!!!!!!" The sound of a recognizable language coming from that animal left me frozen in disbelief. Did that seriously come from the horse? I was too confused to strike first, leaving me to react defensively as a couple of them chucked javelins at me. I instantly ducked back around the corner, only to see more of those guards running into this other hallway. I was being attacked from both sides, but I wasn't about to not put up a fight. Raising my P90, I opened fire, spraying non-stop across the animals. They dropped just like hogs from my hunting trips, and others that ran in from the other side were downed as soon as they entered my line of sight. They seemed to get the idea as shortly afterwards they stopped rushing me, but it wasn't over yet - I hadn't forgotten about my backside.

I turned around just in time to see that the animals from before had rushed up to flank me while I was distracted. My P90 was unfortunately out in the mag, so I speedily whipped out my Five Seven so fast it was as if I had the sleight of hand perk. There was some kind of weird glowing blue orb surrounding them this time, but opening fire made it shatter like glass, making short use of whatever that stuff was supposed to be. I strafed back and forth as I layed two shots on each tango, and luckily for me, I downed them all before I emptied my mag. Reloading the pistol was alot faster than the P90, so I opted to stick to that until I at least reached a better spot to defend against these goons.

I sprinted down the hallway and rounded corners until I accidentally slammed right into one of those animals. This one was different though - it was a big tall mother fucker compared to the other ones, and its hair was glowing and swirling with bright pretty colors as if it was a real life instagram filter. To my shock, I had no time to open fire, as immediately I felt an other-worldly force send me flying across the room. The force pinned me to the wall, where I saw the creature approach, much to my confusion and annoyance.

"What the FUCK is going on now?" No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't free myself or move my limbs. Had I been poisoned? If there was one thing I didn't like, it was when things were out of my control. Rage quickly began to flow through my veins as my mighty muscles flexed and strained against this strange, glowing-yellow force that was keeping me trapped. I would've been pressing the square button at frame-perfect speed if this was a in-game battle cutscene, but despite my best efforts, I couldn't seem to free myself. Other animals like the ones I had killed earlier began to run up to the scene, aiming their spears at me and forming themselves more professionally than any normal animal ever would've done. To my dismay, things appeared as though I had just been captured. Letting my rage subside for the time being, I decided it would be best to just go along. I'd make my way out on-top no matter what happened - I didn't go through my shitty civilian life and all my training just for this. It was at this moment that the tall instagram horse began to speak.

"What is your name?" She asked in a serious tone and with a stern glare in her eyes. Her horn was glowing with the same yellow glow that was surrounding me.

"My name is Raserix Viceroy. What of it? Who are you, talking horse?"

"I am Princess Celestia. You are going to be imprisoned for the irreversible crimes you have just committed to Equestria."

"Crimes? I was defending myself."

"I have strong doubts of that, but I will give you a chance to share your story at a later date." She looked over at the other dressed up horses. "I will take care of this demon. Help the others until I return."

A few seconds passed and then I felt myself being glided through the air. I was bound by the same yellow force which now seemed to be carrying me. Seemed as though I was going to be imprisoned for now, but I really couldn't care. My mind was already in a mental prison, so what difference did a physical prison make? There was none. For now, it was time to analyze my situation and surroundings so that I could plan my next move.