Past Knights

by iloveportalz0r

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Romance
Length: 2649

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knighty comes to face the full-life consequences and realizes that life without Poultron is harder than he'd ever expected
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Made by my sexy bro TeXXy

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-08 22:50:09 UTC

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knighty, our one and only true fagking, awoke on his floor. knighty obviously is much too poor to afford real furniture. Instead, he sleeps on a cardboard cutout of a bed. As usual, his 3.2 centimeter scrotum was raised, caused by what some may call, “morning wood”. His jean shorts and undersized black briefs were soaked with a white, sticky, salty, not-glue liquid.

“Mmm, sexy futa Twilight...”, said knighty, quickly realizing that he was no longer sleeping. He looked over at the warm body beside him. He looked down towards his boxers and gasped. “Poultron, wake up, something is wrong with my penis. It’s 3 centimeters larger than usual.”

Poultron awoke and flipped himself to face knighty. Inspecting knighty’s non-fat chode, he laughed.

“No, knighty, you have a boner. It is going to be okay. Just take your colon cancer pills.”

“Oh, uh, all right. If you say so.”

knighty struggled to stand. After 13 minutes of vigorous work trying to prop himself upright, he finally stood a mere 1.2 meters tall. knighty walked forth towards his bathroom, which was composed of a 5 gallon bucket for a toilet, a 5 gallon bucket for a sink, and a 5 gallon bucket for a bath tub. There was a small piece of duct-tape holding a broken piece of mirror to the uninsulated brick wall. knighty looked at himself and smiled. Despite his lack of social activity, he was the sexiest man he had ever seen. Aside from Poultron, that is. knighty reached down to the floor for his colon cancer pill bottle. He lifted it and rattled it next to his ear. There was no sound. Suddenly struck with fear, knighty unscrewed the cap and looked inside.

“EMPTY?!”, knighty screamed.

“Empty, empty, empty...”, echoed a voice from behind. knighty turned around. It was Poultron, who was laughing at the failure of knighty.

“Stop laughing! I could die! Who else will do your website development?”

“iloveportalz0r, of course! For, he is the greatest programmer on all of FiMFiction! At least, that I am aware of. I’m certain he has a much larger scrotum than you, as well.”

“This relationship is over. I’m taking your $3 and getting a pizza. If I die today, I will die full of delicious sausage.”

Poultron simply laughed and laid back down. knighty was out the door in seconds, in spite of his weight holding him back. He forgot to steal Poultron’s $3. Today will be a bad day for knighty!

knighty’s Journey

knighty walked out of the greasy, crusted establishment he called home. He looked back with tear filled eyes.

“I’ll miss you, Poultron. My chode will remain yours, forever.”

knighty lowered his head and looked toward the ground. Due to his weight, he walked much slower than the average human. He walked in the direction of the place no poor, fat man has ever gone: the not-ghetto side of town. He slowly entered the busy, overpopulated city as he watched it transition from a decaying ghetto to a beautiful, busy city with many great sights to see and many choices of places to go. But to knighty’s dismay, before he could reach a safe place, he was stopped by a tall black male who probably had a long, fat, black chode.

“yo ma niga u wana get hi i got some fresh lsd yo, free shit bruh”

“I... I have nothing to lose. I just lost my one and only true love.”

“niga im high as fuk i dont need no sob story u wanna hit or whut.”

“Uh... Sure. If it’s free.”

“yeh it be free, u dont think it b lik it is but it do.”

knighty gave the large man a blank look. The large man gave knighty a blank look. This intense, back-and-forth staring went on for only a few seconds. Finally, the man pulled a small pill from his pocket. The pill was white and round in shape, but it looked as though it had a dark, dirty coating to it.

“Give me the LSD.”

The man handed knighty a rock from the ground.

“NO! I don’t want that! Give me the LSD.”

“aight mayne heer, tak dat shit rite nao so i kno ur chill dawg.”

“CHOMP num num.”

“Give me the butter.”

The man gave knighty the butter.

“CHOMP num num. Welp, that was good.”

knighty turned around to leave, but was stopped by a blow to the back of the head.

“lol niga u aint goin nowhere lol”

This was the point when knighty started to feel the effects of the LSD. He fell to the ground. Turning himself over on his back, knighty noticed that the black man was no longer there. In his place was an angry, naked Futashy with a massive boner.

“lol niga ur gona get raped.”

“Oh, that is all? Okay.”

knighty promptly flipped over and removed his trousers, revealing his loose rectum and .2 centimeter fat chode. Futashy quickly rammed her large dick inside of knighty. knighty and Futashy both screamed in pure blissful ecstasy. Futashy inched out of knighty’s anus, which flexed as Futashy moved. Futashy quickly rammed herself in once again, her balls slapping forcefully against knighty’s as he howled like a timberwolf. knighty ejaculated purely from the feeling of the scrotum in his rectum. A familiar white, sticky liquid slowly poured from knighty’s fat chode. Futashy continued to ram knighty in the butt. knighty looked around while Futashy pleasured herself. Weird things were happening to knighty. Not only was he getting anally penetrated so hard that he would probably end up with a bad case of rectal prolapse, but dumpsters were talking to him!

“Yo, knighty. You wanna meet your heroine? I am feelin’ kinda sick.”

“Hell yeah, I want some heroin!”

“Nah nigga, the bitch you wanna fuck.”

“Oh, sure.”

The dumpster began to throw up wildly. Trash flew in every direction from the dumpster’s trash mouth. Finally, as the trash puke began to slow, Twilight Sparkle hopped out. She immediately trotted over to knighty, who was being penetrated much too hard to realize the gravity of the situation. Before knighty could release a word to the purple unicorn, Futashy slid her chode out of knighty and flipped knighty over.

“yo niga wat u want me to do, i ben fukin u a long time.”

“Hmm. Let me think about this.”, said knighty, as he looked around and pondered upon an idea. He looked at Twilight Sparkle, who giggled and whispered to him. Fat Chode.

“Oh! That’s it! Suck on my Fat Chode.”

“wateva u say bruh”

Futashy lowered her head to knighty’s Fat Chode. She opened her snout just wide enough to fit knighty’s Fat Chode into her mouth, and began with the tongue.

knighty continued to look around and noticed Twilight Sparkle again. knighty engaged in conversation with Twilight.

“Hello. Will you eat my socks?”

“Sure.”

Twilight trotted to the other side of knighty. She began to gnaw on his feet. knighty screamed in delight again, and released more sticky goo into Futashy’s mouth.

“now we both finished niga, and u got HIV. get da fuq outa heer faget.”

Futashy began to fade into a black man as knighty’s LSD trip faded with the wind. Twilight was gone in a matter of seconds, and the black man looked at knighty with the anger of 1000 celestes.

“get da fuq out or ima kik ur ass dawq.”

“Not today”, came a familiar voice. knighty turned around, and the black man looked up. It was Poultron, who was wielding two 9mm handguns. Within the blink of an eye, Poultron shot the black man twice in the dick.

“ow niga fuk u ima bounce u fukin weird.”

The black man ran away, leaving behind a path of red and white liquids.

“You came for me!”, said knighty.

“I did, quite literally.. Let’s go home.”

“Okay.”

“By the way, if I ever catch you letting any other man suck on your fat chode again, I will not come for you. Literally.”. Poultron winked, and helped knighty off of the ground.

“Let’s go home and make pointless changes to FiMFiction.”, knighty said.

“Okay. I love you, knighty.”

“I love you too.”

den dere was a loud boom and a rainbow was in da sky

also rainbow dash made it

sequel

also it then rained colon cancer pillz

sequel 2

selestea-uh has coloncancerpill-o-phobia so wen she went to kil nitey 4 bein a fukin dumasz she got rly skard cuz u r wat u eet nd he eets a lotta colon cancer pillz so he is colon cancer pillz and dat rely skard selestiea as hard as Poultron's bonre so she got der elementz ov harcash to atak fimfictin HQ but fimfiktin HQ has too maney manchildren nd it overpowerd teh elements und dey crakd and now Twilight Sparkle is knighty's sex slave

Twilight plants her lips all up in tha tip again, restin dem there fo' a moment; tha heat of her breath n' knightyz own arousal causin a intense itch ta run all up in knightyz ding-a-ling, although dis feelin is suddenly replaced by sheer ecstasy as her tongue encased knightyz tip n' masterfully guided it up in between her lips. With a sudden movement, Twilight propped her head upward n' took knightyz entire shaft tha fuck into her warm, wet n' silky grill. Da saliva she’d accumulated coats knightyz sensitizzle skin, her tongue twirlin round it as tha cherry on top. knighty groan all up in tha indescribable sensation, feelin as if knightyz flesh has begun ta melt inside her muthafuckin ass.

Twi’s tail twitches n' knighty feel her sex heat up, her hips movin slightly n' forcin knightyz fingers ta keep rubbin her nether regions. Not keen on lettin her down, knighty gather knightyz self n' give her clit-o-rizzay another careful rub, though knightyz thumb quickly gets outta tha way. knightyz grill moves up in closer, her heat n' her smell further enticin knighty ta move forward until knightyz lips sit right atop tha pink slit of flesh between her legs, surrounded by a lavender-colored damp n' fuzzy coat. knightyz upper lip grazes her swollen nub of flesh, bustin both her rear hairy-ass legs straight up in tha air n' her grill ta even further ride up knightyz member n' shit. "W-whoa Twi." knighty complain, tha tightnizz involvin both knightyz headz almost too much ta bear.

"Mffh.." her retort is ineffective, though her head falls back down shortly afta dat first contact yo. Her hind hairy-ass legs tremble slightly, her tail swayin happily from one side ta tha next, as if beggin knighty ta continue. knighty oblige wit gusto, tha finger knighty had planted within her lips now tuggin dem ta tha side as knighty flick her clit-o-rizzay wit tha tip of knightyz tongue before divin further down, knightyz muscle makin contact wit tha exposed pink flesh n' immediately bustin Twilight tha fuck into a spasm. knightyz ding-a-ling pops outta her grill briefly, a thick coatin of saliva drippin from tha tip while she lets up a girly cry of pleasure.

Da salty, bittersweet taste of her juices don’t keep knighty from further diggin knightyz tongue inside her, soon draggin it up n' down her marehood n' addin knightyz own saliva ta tha mix of clear liquidz drippin down tha middle of her legs. knightyz rang finger seems useless now, her lips parted on her own n' givin knightyz grill full access, though not puttin tha fingers ponies was seemingly so amazed by ta phat work seemed like a waste. knighty slide it downwardz until it rests atop her also-drenched ass, addin some light heat ta knightyz bust a nut on but leavin it at dat fo' now - wit knightyz tongue at work, it seems her dope ass didn’t even realize knightyz stunt anyway.

Twilight simply melted away, however, tha only movement up in her body bein tha bobbin of her hairy-ass legs n' hips n' tha vibrations up in her throat producin tha constant horny beatboxin dat filled tha room. "Aah.. fo' realz. Aaah..." dat biiiiatch went, her chest heavin wit each breath n' her front hooves simply layin by her sides yo. Her eyes closed n' da hoe bit her lip, simply drownin up in tha pleasure knighty brought her wit knightyz expertise. Da work she’d done on knightyz sex earlier was arousin enough yo, but tha thought of brangin her such pleasure certainly added ta knightyz score. knighty open up knightyz grill wide n' posizzle it right above her marehood, gluin knightyz lips ta her nether ones n' straight-up encasin her up in knightyz grill.

Electricitizzle blasts up Twilight’s spine wit knightyz gesture n' she yells up loud, tha area knighty'd just gobbled tremblin heavily; her orgazzle came quickly yo, but her hooves blastin straight tha fuck into tha air n' pressin knightyz head between dem drops some lyrics ta knighty dat shiznit was a phat one. knighty move knightyz grill slightly ta tha side, knightyz cheek gettin hit wit a spray of sticky juices, which soon drip down ta knightyz lips n' chin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. knighty chuckle happily as knightyz partner’s limp body rests on tha sofa, her heavy breathang tha only sound breakin tha silence up in tha dimly-lit library floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch cooed softly. "Waah... "

knighty maintain dis posizzle fo' a tad longer, though knightyz back straightens up n' knightyz hips move further down, knightyz stiffened ding-a-ling only a inch or so from her gapin grill, all up in which Twilight took breath. From here knighty could peep her face, her eyes lookin straight up n' covered by a haze or arousal n' fulfillment, tha fur round her muzzle stained by tha drippin saliva coatin knightyz member n' a thin streak of tha same fluid hustlin from tha corner of her grill. For maybe a minute knighty observe her recompose her muthafuckin ass, her chest slowly returnin ta regular movements, tha heat of her exhaustion fadin away. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch blinks once or twice, then directs her gaze knightyz way yo. Her cheeks become rosy upon plantin her orbs on knightyz shaft, which sits so close ta her grill now dat dat thugged-out biiiatch can hardly peep knightyz own.

Twilight gulps hard, eyes stuck ta knightyz throbbin member n' shit. "U-uhm, should I?..." she asks, seemingly unsure of tha protocol here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. knighty chuckle softly - tha confidence she gains when aroused make her straight-up different from tha cute, slightly awkward mare knighty’s grown so fond of. But knightyz workout there had drained much of knightyz energies, n' tha investigations knighty both did round hood had already left knighty tired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! While knightyz libido wishes knighty could go on until morning, knightyz logic drops some lyrics ta knighty there’s just not enough fuel.

"Nah, it’s aiiiight, Twi." knighty respond up in a soft manner, though knighty brang knightyz hand closer n' gently push tha tip of knightyz erection further below, hittin her so slightly on tha nose. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch closes her eyes, tha gesture clearly slightly uncomfortable yo, but so harmless she just lets knighty be. "I’ve a funky-ass mo' betta idea." knighty continue, easin knightyz self from above her n' chillin up in tha spot where her hind hairy-ass legs rested, though not before movin dem outta tha way. knighty scoot knightyz self lower so dat knightyz buttocks nearly rests on tha edge of tha cushion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. knighty tap knightyz hand on knightyz lap as knightyz eyes fixate on Twilight’s.

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