The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon

by Twi_Lover

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Romance
Length: 3365

Green text romance story. It involves Anon and Twilight Sparkle.

Anon is sent to Equestria and falls for a certain purple unicorn. But will she return the feelings? Gee idk why don't you read the story and find out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-04 16:53:24 UTC

Chapter 1

    >It has been 6 months since you were transported to Equestria

    >Back on Earth you were the average guy that liked to box and play vidya

    >You even had a trainer at a boxing club

    >after the shock of being transported to a land of talking, candy colored, marshmallow ponies you got to know the mane six and most of ponyville

    >You've been sleeping on a mat on the floor at Twilight's house ever since

    >It's the best she can do

    >no cause magic

    >FINE

    >You've been sleeping on a bed in a separate room in Twilight's house ever since

    >Sometimes you like to read one of Twilight's books to pass time

    >There have been nights where you couldn't help but hear this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9jOjkYOjI over and over while thinking about life back on Earth and how people out there are probably still wondering what happened to you

    >Sleep has always been hard to accomplish

    >Although Twilight's studying late at night surprisingly calms you

    >Today is a big day

    >For today, Twilight has a new client over to rent a pretty big load of books

    >He never said why but Twilight just assumed it was for a school

    >You agreed to help tighty up the place since Spike has been visiting Rarity's residence quite often

    >Twilight: "Anon, could you help me organize this section while I go ready the clients order?"

    Uh sure.

    >Fuck

    >You hate organizing books

    >They're always scattered around because Twilight never bothers to put them back in order

    >Oh well

    >*Knock* *Knock*

    >Twilight: "I'll get it!"

    >That must be the client

    >Twilight opens the door to reveal a white Pegasus with a brown mane

    >Why would a Pegasus need books?

    >Twilight: "Hello! You must be the client hehe... Please come in!"

    >Twilight is nervous as fuck

    >She's trying her best to smile but she's over doing it

    >The White Pegasus, feeling obliged to do so, comes inside through the door

    >Client: "Greetings! *He and Twilight shake hooves* My name is Professor Abrisio, but you can call me Terrence. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle correct?"

    >Wait what? A Professor Pegasus?

    >Twilight: "Yes I'm Twilight!"

    >Twilight blushed when the Professor called her "Miss Twilight Sparkle"

    >Terrence: "So I assume you have my order ready."

    >Twilight: "Yes! Of course! Anon, get the books!"

    >Oh right

    >The Purple Unicorn is too busy "entertaining our guest" to get his books

    >You get the Client's books and place them on the table

    Here you go sir.

    >Terrence: "Please, call me Terrence."

    Uhh sure... Terrence...

    >Twilight and the Professor have been chatting for hours now

    >You decide to stay in your room and read a book until the Client leaves

    >Terrence: "Oh my it is getting late. Although I wouldn't mind staying here with a beautiful mare like yourself."

    >Twilight giggles

    >Oh god this is worse than a soap opera

    >Why doesn't he just leave he got his books

    >Something about this guy feels off

    >Twilight: "I'm surprised you're not freaked out about Anon."

    >Terrence: "Well I have read about humans. But I never thought I would see one in my life. *chuckles*"

    >The sun is already down

    >Terrence: "So when does your assistant get off work? Do you ever give him breaks?"

    >Twilight: "What? Anon's not my assistant he's just a friend. He lives here"

    >Terrence: "Goodness he lives here?"

    >Twilight: "Yes... Why does that matter?"

    >Terrence: "I just feel that we could have a more private time together."

    >Twilight: "Well Anon's in his room he won't bother us..."

    >You listen to this song in your mp3 player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RskKUPPmaI

    >That mp3 player was the only thing you had on you besides your clothes and boxing gear before you were transported to Equestria

    >You don't want to give up your mp3 player just to have technology in Equestria

    >Technology here would probably do more harm than good anyway

    >At least for now

    >You put on your boxing wraps because damn they feel good

    >You're lying on your bed punching the air above you out of boredom

    >All of a sudden you hear a loud thud sound

    >And then...

    >Twilight: "ANON!!!"

    >Wtf?

    >You burst through your door and rush to where they were chatting

    >You couldn't believe your eyes

    >Terrence has his hoof on Twilight's mouth with a knife in his other hoof

    >What kind of fucker pretends to be a Professor just to kill a Librarian?

    >With all your rage built up you rush to the scene

    >You can see the fear in Terrence's eyes as you rush to him

    >You grab Terrence by his neck and throw him to the ground

    >You jump on top of him and beat his face in with your strong arm

    >You shout in his face

    WHY TWILIGHT!?!?

    >You punch him again and again

    WHY HER!??!

    >You realize he's unconscious

    >You look over to check on Twilight

    >She's crying now but luckily she wasn't hurt

    >You go over to her

    It's ok Twilight... It's ok...

    >Twilight hugs you, crying in your chest

    >You're holding her now

    >Both of you are shocked that Twilight was almost killed

    Twilight, can you use your magic to call for help?

    >Twilight: "No.. I mean I can't use my magic at all... He poisoned me..."

    ...

    >There's no time to be angry right now, you need to act

    >Twilight: "Anon, why don't you get help?!"

    No Twilight, I'm not leaving you here.

    >Twilight: "But..."

    Go get help and come back here ASAP ok?

    >Twilight: "Ok... I promise I'll be back quick!"

    Ok...

    >She gets up and gallops out the door, looking for the fastest p0ny in Ponyville

    >Now you're just sitting there watching Terrence and making sure he doesn't wake up without a surprise

    >Twilight is searching all over ponyville as fast she can

    >It's still night time and pretty dark outside

    >Normally Twilight would cast a light spell but

    >No magic

    >While Twilight is making her search, she spots a cyan Pegasus napping in a tree

    >Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "Wha... What?"

    >Twilight: "You have to get help! I was just attacked by someone and he poisoned me so I can't do any magic... Anon knocked him out and he's unconscious in my Tree House and Anon's watching him. Get the authorities!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "On it!"

    >And with that Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves, gives a salute, and flies off like a speeding bullet

    >Twilight heads back to her home

    >When she arrives she notices you and Terrence are in the same positions that you were in when she left

    >All of a sudden Celestia with her guards and Zecora with an antidote out of fucking no where

    That was fast

    >Twilight: "Princess Celestia!"

    >Celestia: "I came here as soon as I heard the news."

    Shouldn't you be rising the moon or something

    >Celestia: "No my dear Anon, that's Luna's job."

    Oh...

    >Twilight: "I thought I told you this!"

    Sorry?!

    >Celestia: "Now where is the one who attacked Twilight?"

    >Both you and Twilight point at Terrence

    >Celestia and her guards chain him up and inspect him

    >Zecora approaches Twilight with the antidote

    >Zecora: "Take this you should, Twilight, or you will have one bad night."

    That was a really bad rhyme

    >Zecora: "And I suppose you can rhyme all the time?"

    That one was horrible

    >Zecora: "..."

    >You grin

    >Zecora leaves while mumbling various profanity under her breath

    >Twilight takes the antidote

    >By the look of her face it doesn't seem to taste very good

    >Her magic capabilities are instantly restored

    >Celestia: "It is what I had feared."

    >You and Twilight: "What is it?"

    >Celestia: "Recently we've gotten a lot of reports of dead Librarians all over Equestria. Each time there was a white feather placed on their lips. The feathers match with Terrence's. He's the serial killer we've been after."

    ...

    >Well that doesn't sound good

    >Twilight is stunned by the news

    >She's tearing up

    >Why didn't anyone warn her...

    >That must make Twilight the only Librarian in Equestria

    >That's going to be hard on her

    >She doesn't deserve this

    >Twilight: "Why didn't you tell me I was in danger?!"

    >Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight... We didn't want to cause panic..."

    CAUSE PANIC? SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO "CAUSE PANIC"??

    >Celestia: "Please calm down... Our system isn't as perfect as yours probably was."

    Our "system" was never perfect but dammit it could've handled this better than yours.

    >Celestia: "To be honest we figured Twilight could handle herself... And we didn't want to warn her because we thought it would scare him off."

    Ugh, still that was a dick move.

    >You calm down a little because this is something that would've been done back on Earth

    >Although normally they would of had someone keep an eye on Twilight

    >Oh let me guess that would've scared him off too

    >Fucking jerks

    >Twilight: "I probably could've if I had my magic, but he poisoned me..."

    How did he poison you anyway?

    >Twilight: "He slipped something in my cup which is why I dropped it after I took a sip. Then he pulled the knife out so I called for you..."

    >So that's what that thud was

    The glass one? Wow I'm surprised it didn't shatter.

    >Twilight: "I told you that cup never breaks!"

    >Terrence regains consciousness

    >You go in for a punch but the guards won't let you

    >Terrence: "WHERE AM I!? W-WHAT?

    >He notices the chains around him and sees the Princess with her guards surrounding him

    >Terrence: "Well shit..."

    Dude, you suck at the whole serial killing thing.

    >Terrence: "Oh but I assure you I will break out and I will kill your precious Unicorn."

    Yeah you come back and my fist is gonna welcome your face.

    >Terrence: "Fuck you."

    >Celestia: "That's enough."

    >Celestia and her guards leave the house with Terrence in chains

    >Twilight: "I don't think we have to worry about him anymore... Celestia will keep him locked up forever I'm sure of it!"

    Maybe... I just hope you're right.

Chapter 2

    >You and Twilight have been relaxing on the couch ever since Celestia left with Terrence

    >It's already long passed midnight

    >At this point Twilight could fall asleep any second now

    >You're having trouble staying awake too

    >The night's cold air is being counteracted by the warmth of Twilight's fireplace

    >You're lying on your back with your neck supported by a pillow on the arm of the couch

    >Twilight is in the same position opposite of you, except she's lying on her side while holding a book with magic

    >And before you know it, you fall asleep

    >You find yourself walking down a hallway, surrounded by fellow humans

    >They all seem to be shouting at you, but you can't hear any of them

    >There's loud music coming from where you're walking to

    >You look at yourself and notice you're wearing nothing but blue shorts, hand wraps similar to your boxing wraps and what appears to be a dirty red cloth tied around your left elbow

    >What's with the red cloth?

    >You move it around to reveal a giant scab across your inner elbow

    >Well shit that's not gonna help me fight

    >You tightly put the cloth back in its place

    >A giant orb of light pulls you to a boxing arena, but not in the ring

    >There's lights everywhere and tons of people

    >including p0nies

    >What the

    >Someone is standing in the ring holding a mic and shouting to the crowd

    >You can't make out anything he's saying

    >Once he finishes he gets out of the arena and the same orb of light throws you into the ring

    >On the other side of the ring you see your opponent

    >You couldn't believe your eyes, but at the same time you're not questioning anything

    >You're opponent is...

    >A humanized version of

    >...

    >Terrence

    >He's looking at you with a sadistic grin

    >Terrence snaps his fingers and the lights move around the arena spotting Twilight in a cage behind Terrence's corner

    >Out of no where this plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5JFGrysqm8

    >Terrence: "I may or may not have poisoned her again. *chuckles*"

    >She's crying for help, but you can't hear anything she's saying

    TWILIGHT!!

    >Terrence: "She can't hear you buddy."

    >*Ding*

    >You charge at him instantly, shouting with anger

    >He charges too, and this time with no fear in his eyes

    >He just has that sadistic look on him

    >He lands an uppercut right on your chin

    >And then a jab cross combo

    >He swings with a hook but you duck under it and come up with a high uppercut

    >You throw everything you have at him as fast as you can

    >Jab Cross Left Hook Cross Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut

    >He just grins again

    >wtf that would of knocked anyone back atleast

    >He charges at you with open arms as if he's going to grab you

    >You dodge at the right moment and swing up right in his chest, knocking the wind out of him hard

    >You give him another combo

    >Jab Right Hook Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut Left Straight Right Straight

    >You bruised him up a little

    >But he just grins again

    >He grabs your head with his left hand and punches you in your face with his right fist multiple times

    >You can't get out of his grip and each punch damages you heavily

    >He just punches you again and again

    >You put your hand up to block but his punches still hurt

    >You get another good look at the helpless Twilight in the cage

    >You feel like all hope is lost

    >But that doesn't stop you

    >You fall to the ground then spring up with an uppercut knocking him down

    >You caught him by surprise

    >You rush in to bring the pain

    >He just grins again and hooks your left arm right where the cloth is

    >Cue slow mo effect

    >It knocks the giant scab off of your skin

    FUCK!

    >You cry out in pain

    >There's blood pouring out of your elbow

    >At this point you could fall from exhaustion or blood lose

    >You can hardly see

    >You hear an odd buzzing sound in your ears

    >But you won't give up

    >You rush at him again fueled with anger

    >He grabs you again

    >This time he pulls out a knife

    >He brings it to your neck

    >You're punching him in his stomach trying to stop him

    >But it does nothing

    >He sticks the knife in you and slowly brings it around your neck

    >You fall to the ground with blood dumping from your open neck and left elbow everywhere

    >You wake up on the couch right after you fell to the ground

    >The music has already stopped

    >You take in a breath of reality

    >Your heart is racing

    >You're breathing heavily

    >The feeling of life again feels intense

    >You try hard to forget the horrid nightmare you just had

    >It calms down when you notice Twilight is sleeping in your arms

    >You're surprised she didn't sleep in her own bed

    >You protect her after all, of course she's going to want to sleep in your arms

    >She wakes up and looks at you with a smile

    >You smile back

    >She giggles

    >You tighten your hold and get a whiff of her lavender scent

    >She feels warm and relaxed, being in your arms

    >She nuzzles on your chin and neck

    >You lie back in thought about the purple unicorn in your arms

    >You want to kiss her but you don't, being afraid she might reject you

    >You want to date her but you can't, being afraid she might reject you

    >So all you do is comfort her, hoping that some day you'll get the nerve to ask her out on a date

    >You've thought about what that relationship might be like between you two, being a different species and all; Your thoughts always end in curiosity.

    >You've even thought about the possible sex life you two would have, but that always ends in the same thing, curiosity.

    >It's bright in the early morning

    >Light shines through the windows and the air is fresh

    >You get up and proceed on with your morning routine

    >So does Twilight

    >Twilight: "Hey Anon, I want to ask you something..."

    What?

    >There's a knock on the door

    >Twilight:" Uhh hold on. I'll get it."

    >It's Twilight's friends, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy

    >They all walk in with worried looks

    >Rarity: "Oh Twilight... You must be devastated!"

    >Twilight: "No.. I'm fine now..."

    >Applejack: "No you ain't, I reckon yer still in shock."

    >Rainbow Dash: "Yeah that's why we came over. We wanted to make sure you were ok."

    >Twilight: "Girls, I'm fine! Really!"

    >Pinkie Pie: "Well I made these special cookies that I know you'll just love!"

    >PP pulls out a giant plate of cookies out of no where

    >Twilight: "Thanks Pinkie."

    >You try one

    >It's very sweet and chewy

    >You take another

    >Nothing like cookies for breakfast

    >Everyone is chatting it up in Twilight's living room

    >Rainbow Dash: "Hey Anon, I just wanted to say that what you did was really awesome, and we thank you for it."

    >Rarity: "Yeah Anon, you saved Twilight's life!"

    >Applejack: "We really appreciate what you did for our friend, Anon."

    >Pinkie Pie: "Yeah that was really nice of you to save her!"

    >Fluttershy: "Oh... If you weren't there... I'm just glad you were."

    >Applejack: "Twilight, you should be thanking him!"

    No need to thank me, really! I just did what I had to. It wasn't that hard.

    >Applejack: "Well shucks, Twilight owes you a BJ Anon!"

    >Twilight: "APPLEJACK!"

    >Applejack: "What? I meant a big jack hehe..."

    >Twilight: "Oh..."

    What's a Big Jack?

    >Applejack: "It's something me and my brother made, it's no doubt one of the hardiest pies you'll ever taste!"

    I see.

    >Pinkie Pie: "GROUP HUG!"

    >PP pulls everyone including you in a big hug

    >You're being suffocated with love

    >You can't take it

    >Too much love!

    >TOO MUCH LOVE!

    >The hug is over, and now you have a boner

    >Dammit

    >You sit on the couch and try to hide it with a pillow

    >They'll never know!

    >Although Twilight might know, she's seen you do it a few times and has asked about it

    >What an awkward conversation that was

    >Pinkie Pie: "So Twilight, how do you feel? Do you still feel mad or sad or upset or gloomy or or... Well, do you need a shoulder to cry on? Cus sometimes I need a shoulder to cry on and if something like this happened to me I'd be crying for weeks!"

    >Twilight: "No Pinkie, like I said I'm fine!"

    >Rainbow Dash: "Of course you're fine, you got Anon!"

    Awww.

    >You and Twilight hug

    >About an hour later Twilight's friends leave

    So Twilight, what did you want to ask me?

    >Twilight: "I wanted to ask you if it's ok if my brother moves in."

    Why are you asking me? Of course he can he's your brother.

    >Twilight: "Well... It's just for a while... But you would have to move out because there's not enough space... And... I need some time alone with him. It's just for a little while! I swear!"

    ...

    >You're devastated

    >You feel betrayed

    >You've never lived anywhere else or with anyone else in Equestria

    >Why doesn't she want you around?

    >Words won't even come out right now

    >You're thoughts are nothing but why

    >Get over yourself man

    >She said it's for a little while

    Where will I live?

    >You say it like you just accepted a horrible fate

    >Haven't you?

    >Twilight: "I don't know... Maybe one of my friends will let you stay with them."

    >You swallow sadness

    When will I have to move out?

    >Twilight: "My brother is moving in by the end of the week so I'd imagine around that time. Cadence said she's staying with Celestia. I hate to kick you out really! But this is something I must do..."

    >You walk out Twilight's door

    >Twilight: "Wait Anon! Wait!"

    >She catches up with you

    >Twilight: "You can stay for the last three days... Please... Stay for those days..."

    Ok...

    >You both walk back inside