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         The Adventures of Twilight and Boxer Anon         
                      -by Twi_Lover-                       
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                         Chapter 1                         
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Chapter 1
    >It has been 6 months since you were transported to Equestria
    >Back on Earth you were the average guy that liked to box and play vidya
    >You even had a trainer at a boxing club
    >after the shock of being transported to a land of talking, candy colored, marshmallow ponies you got to know the mane six and most of ponyville
    >You've been sleeping on a mat on the floor at Twilight's house ever since
    >It's the best she can do
    >no cause magic
    >FINE
    >You've been sleeping on a bed in a separate room in Twilight's house ever since
    >Sometimes you like to read one of Twilight's books to pass time
    >There have been nights where you couldn't help but hear this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9jOjkYOjI over and over while thinking about life back on Earth and how people out there are probably still wondering what happened to you
    >Sleep has always been hard to accomplish
    >Although Twilight's studying late at night surprisingly calms you
    >Today is a big day
    >For today, Twilight has a new client over to rent a pretty big load of books
    >He never said why but Twilight just assumed it was for a school
    >You agreed to help tighty up the place since Spike has been visiting Rarity's residence quite often
    >Twilight: "Anon, could you help me organize this section while I go ready the clients order?"
    Uh sure.
    >Fuck
    >You hate organizing books
    >They're always scattered around because Twilight never bothers to put them back in order
    >Oh well
    >*Knock* *Knock*
    >Twilight: "I'll get it!"
    >That must be the client
    >Twilight opens the door to reveal a white Pegasus with a brown mane
    >Why would a Pegasus need books?
    >Twilight: "Hello! You must be the client hehe... Please come in!"
    >Twilight is nervous as fuck
    >She's trying her best to smile but she's over doing it
    >The White Pegasus, feeling obliged to do so, comes inside through the door
    >Client: "Greetings! *He and Twilight shake hooves* My name is Professor Abrisio, but you can call me Terrence. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle correct?"
    >Wait what? A Professor Pegasus?
    >Twilight: "Yes I'm Twilight!"
    >Twilight blushed when the Professor called her "Miss Twilight Sparkle"
    >Terrence: "So I assume you have my order ready."
    >Twilight: "Yes! Of course! Anon, get the books!"
    >Oh right
    >The Purple Unicorn is too busy "entertaining our guest" to get his books
    >You get the Client's books and place them on the table
    Here you go sir.
    >Terrence: "Please, call me Terrence."
    Uhh sure... Terrence...
    >Twilight and the Professor have been chatting for hours now
    >You decide to stay in your room and read a book until the Client leaves
    >Terrence: "Oh my it is getting late. Although I wouldn't mind staying here with a beautiful mare like yourself."
    >Twilight giggles
    >Oh god this is worse than a soap opera
    >Why doesn't he just leave he got his books
    >Something about this guy feels off
    >Twilight: "I'm surprised you're not freaked out about Anon."
    >Terrence: "Well I have read about humans. But I never thought I would see one in my life. *chuckles*"
    >The sun is already down
    >Terrence: "So when does your assistant get off work? Do you ever give him breaks?"
    >Twilight: "What? Anon's not my assistant he's just a friend. He lives here"
    >Terrence: "Goodness he lives here?"
    >Twilight: "Yes... Why does that matter?"
    >Terrence: "I just feel that we could have a more private time together."
    >Twilight: "Well Anon's in his room he won't bother us..."
    >You listen to this song in your mp3 player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RskKUPPmaI
    >That mp3 player was the only thing you had on you besides your clothes and boxing gear before you were transported to Equestria
    >You don't want to give up your mp3 player just to have technology in Equestria
    >Technology here would probably do more harm than good anyway
    >At least for now
    >You put on your boxing wraps because damn they feel good
    >You're lying on your bed punching the air above you out of boredom
    >All of a sudden you hear a loud thud sound
    >And then...
    >Twilight: "ANON!!!"
    >Wtf?
    >You burst through your door and rush to where they were chatting
    >You couldn't believe your eyes
    >Terrence has his hoof on Twilight's mouth with a knife in his other hoof
    >What kind of fucker pretends to be a Professor just to kill a Librarian?
    >With all your rage built up you rush to the scene
    >You can see the fear in Terrence's eyes as you rush to him
    >You grab Terrence by his neck and throw him to the ground
    >You jump on top of him and beat his face in with your strong arm
    >You shout in his face
    WHY TWILIGHT!?!?
    >You punch him again and again
    WHY HER!??!
    >You realize he's unconscious
    >You look over to check on Twilight
    >She's crying now but luckily she wasn't hurt
    >You go over to her
    It's ok Twilight... It's ok...
    >Twilight hugs you, crying in your chest
    >You're holding her now
    >Both of you are shocked that Twilight was almost killed
    Twilight, can you use your magic to call for help?
    >Twilight: "No.. I mean I can't use my magic at all... He poisoned me..."
    ...
    >There's no time to be angry right now, you need to act
    >Twilight: "Anon, why don't you get help?!"
    No Twilight, I'm not leaving you here.
    >Twilight: "But..."
    Go get help and come back here ASAP ok?
    >Twilight: "Ok... I promise I'll be back quick!"
    Ok...
    >She gets up and gallops out the door, looking for the fastest p0ny in Ponyville
    >Now you're just sitting there watching Terrence and making sure he doesn't wake up without a surprise
    >Twilight is searching all over ponyville as fast she can
    >It's still night time and pretty dark outside
    >Normally Twilight would cast a light spell but
    >No magic
    >While Twilight is making her search, she spots a cyan Pegasus napping in a tree
    >Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH!"
    >Rainbow Dash: "Wha... What?"
    >Twilight: "You have to get help! I was just attacked by someone and he poisoned me so I can't do any magic... Anon knocked him out and he's unconscious in my Tree House and Anon's watching him. Get the authorities!"
    >Rainbow Dash: "On it!"
    >And with that Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves, gives a salute, and flies off like a speeding bullet
    >Twilight heads back to her home
    >When she arrives she notices you and Terrence are in the same positions that you were in when she left
    >All of a sudden Celestia with her guards and Zecora with an antidote out of fucking no where
    That was fast
    >Twilight: "Princess Celestia!"
    >Celestia: "I came here as soon as I heard the news."
    Shouldn't you be rising the moon or something
    >Celestia: "No my dear Anon, that's Luna's job."
    Oh...
    >Twilight: "I thought I told you this!"
    Sorry?!
    >Celestia: "Now where is the one who attacked Twilight?"
    >Both you and Twilight point at Terrence
    >Celestia and her guards chain him up and inspect him
    >Zecora approaches Twilight with the antidote
    >Zecora: "Take this you should, Twilight, or you will have one bad night."
    That was a really bad rhyme
    >Zecora: "And I suppose you can rhyme all the time?"
    That one was horrible
    >Zecora: "..."
    >You grin
    >Zecora leaves while mumbling various profanity under her breath
    >Twilight takes the antidote
    >By the look of her face it doesn't seem to taste very good
    >Her magic capabilities are instantly restored
    >Celestia: "It is what I had feared."
    >You and Twilight: "What is it?"
    >Celestia: "Recently we've gotten a lot of reports of dead Librarians all over Equestria. Each time there was a white feather placed on their lips. The feathers match with Terrence's. He's the serial killer we've been after."
    ...
    >Well that doesn't sound good
    >Twilight is stunned by the news
    >She's tearing up
    >Why didn't anyone warn her...
    >That must make Twilight the only Librarian in Equestria
    >That's going to be hard on her
    >She doesn't deserve this
    >Twilight: "Why didn't you tell me I was in danger?!"
    >Celestia: "I'm sorry Twilight... We didn't want to cause panic..."
    CAUSE PANIC? SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO "CAUSE PANIC"??
    >Celestia: "Please calm down... Our system isn't as perfect as yours probably was."
    Our "system" was never perfect but dammit it could've handled this better than yours.
    >Celestia: "To be honest we figured Twilight could handle herself... And we didn't want to warn her because we thought it would scare him off."
    Ugh, still that was a dick move.
    >You calm down a little because this is something that would've been done back on Earth
    >Although normally they would of had someone keep an eye on Twilight
    >Oh let me guess that would've scared him off too
    >Fucking jerks
    >Twilight: "I probably could've if I had my magic, but he poisoned me..."
    How did he poison you anyway?
    >Twilight: "He slipped something in my cup which is why I dropped it after I took a sip. Then he pulled the knife out so I called for you..."
    >So that's what that thud was
    The glass one? Wow I'm surprised it didn't shatter.
    >Twilight: "I told you that cup never breaks!"
    >Terrence regains consciousness
    >You go in for a punch but the guards won't let you
    >Terrence: "WHERE AM I!? W-WHAT?
    >He notices the chains around him and sees the Princess with her guards surrounding him
    >Terrence: "Well shit..."
    Dude, you suck at the whole serial killing thing.
    >Terrence: "Oh but I assure you I will break out and I will kill your precious Unicorn."
    Yeah you come back and my fist is gonna welcome your face.
    >Terrence: "Fuck you."
    >Celestia: "That's enough."
    >Celestia and her guards leave the house with Terrence in chains
    >Twilight: "I don't think we have to worry about him anymore... Celestia will keep him locked up forever I'm sure of it!"
    Maybe... I just hope you're right.

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                         Chapter 2                         
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Chapter 2
    >You and Twilight have been relaxing on the couch ever since Celestia left with Terrence
    >It's already long passed midnight
    >At this point Twilight could fall asleep any second now
    >You're having trouble staying awake too
    >The night's cold air is being counteracted by the warmth of Twilight's fireplace
    >You're lying on your back with your neck supported by a pillow on the arm of the couch
    >Twilight is in the same position opposite of you, except she's lying on her side while holding a book with magic
    >And before you know it, you fall asleep
    >You find yourself walking down a hallway, surrounded by fellow humans
    >They all seem to be shouting at you, but you can't hear any of them
    >There's loud music coming from where you're walking to
    >You look at yourself and notice you're wearing nothing but blue shorts, hand wraps similar to your boxing wraps and what appears to be a dirty red cloth tied around your left elbow
    >What's with the red cloth?
    >You move it around to reveal a giant scab across your inner elbow
    >Well shit that's not gonna help me fight
    >You tightly put the cloth back in its place
    >A giant orb of light pulls you to a boxing arena, but not in the ring
    >There's lights everywhere and tons of people
    >including p0nies
    >What the
    >Someone is standing in the ring holding a mic and shouting to the crowd
    >You can't make out anything he's saying
    >Once he finishes he gets out of the arena and the same orb of light throws you into the ring
    >On the other side of the ring you see your opponent
    >You couldn't believe your eyes, but at the same time you're not questioning anything
    >You're opponent is...
    >A humanized version of
    >...
    >Terrence
    >He's looking at you with a sadistic grin
    >Terrence snaps his fingers and the lights move around the arena spotting Twilight in a cage behind Terrence's corner
    >Out of no where this plays http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5JFGrysqm8
    >Terrence: "I may or may not have poisoned her again. *chuckles*"
    >She's crying for help, but you can't hear anything she's saying
    TWILIGHT!!
    >Terrence: "She can't hear you buddy."
    >*Ding*
    >You charge at him instantly, shouting with anger
    >He charges too, and this time with no fear in his eyes
    >He just has that sadistic look on him
    >He lands an uppercut right on your chin
    >And then a jab cross combo
    >He swings with a hook but you duck under it and come up with a high uppercut
    >You throw everything you have at him as fast as you can
    >Jab Cross Left Hook Cross Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut
    >He just grins again
    >wtf that would of knocked anyone back atleast
    >He charges at you with open arms as if he's going to grab you
    >You dodge at the right moment and swing up right in his chest, knocking the wind out of him hard
    >You give him another combo
    >Jab Right Hook Left Hook Cross Left Uppercut Right Uppercut Left Straight Right Straight
    >You bruised him up a little
    >But he just grins again
    >He grabs your head with his left hand and punches you in your face with his right fist multiple times
    >You can't get out of his grip and each punch damages you heavily
    >He just punches you again and again
    >You put your hand up to block but his punches still hurt
    >You get another good look at the helpless Twilight in the cage
    >You feel like all hope is lost
    >But that doesn't stop you
    >You fall to the ground then spring up with an uppercut knocking him down
    >You caught him by surprise
    >You rush in to bring the pain
    >He just grins again and hooks your left arm right where the cloth is
    >Cue slow mo effect
    >It knocks the giant scab off of your skin
    FUCK!
    >You cry out in pain
    >There's blood pouring out of your elbow
    >At this point you could fall from exhaustion or blood lose
    >You can hardly see
    >You hear an odd buzzing sound in your ears
    >But you won't give up
    >You rush at him again fueled with anger
    >He grabs you again
    >This time he pulls out a knife
    >He brings it to your neck
    >You're punching him in his stomach trying to stop him
    >But it does nothing
    >He sticks the knife in you and slowly brings it around your neck
    >You fall to the ground with blood dumping from your open neck and left elbow everywhere
    >You wake up on the couch right after you fell to the ground
    >The music has already stopped
    >You take in a breath of reality
    >Your heart is racing
    >You're breathing heavily
    >The feeling of life again feels intense
    >You try hard to forget the horrid nightmare you just had
    >It calms down when you notice Twilight is sleeping in your arms
    >You're surprised she didn't sleep in her own bed
    >You protect her after all, of course she's going to want to sleep in your arms
    >She wakes up and looks at you with a smile
    >You smile back
    >She giggles
    >You tighten your hold and get a whiff of her lavender scent
    >She feels warm and relaxed, being in your arms
    >She nuzzles on your chin and neck
    >You lie back in thought about the purple unicorn in your arms
    >You want to kiss her but you don't, being afraid she might reject you
    >You want to date her but you can't, being afraid she might reject you
    >So all you do is comfort her, hoping that some day you'll get the nerve to ask her out on a date
    >You've thought about what that relationship might be like between you two, being a different species and all; Your thoughts always end in curiosity.
    >You've even thought about the possible sex life you two would have, but that always ends in the same thing, curiosity.
    >It's bright in the early morning
    >Light shines through the windows and the air is fresh
    >You get up and proceed on with your morning routine
    >So does Twilight
    >Twilight: "Hey Anon, I want to ask you something..."
    What?
    >There's a knock on the door
    >Twilight:" Uhh hold on. I'll get it."
    >It's Twilight's friends, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy
    >They all walk in with worried looks
    >Rarity: "Oh Twilight... You must be devastated!"
    >Twilight: "No.. I'm fine now..."
    >Applejack: "No you ain't, I reckon yer still in shock."
    >Rainbow Dash: "Yeah that's why we came over. We wanted to make sure you were ok."
    >Twilight: "Girls, I'm fine! Really!"
    >Pinkie Pie: "Well I made these special cookies that I know you'll just love!"
    >PP pulls out a giant plate of cookies out of no where
    >Twilight: "Thanks Pinkie."
    >You try one
    >It's very sweet and chewy
    >You take another
    >Nothing like cookies for breakfast
    >Everyone is chatting it up in Twilight's living room
    >Rainbow Dash: "Hey Anon, I just wanted to say that what you did was really awesome, and we thank you for it."
    >Rarity: "Yeah Anon, you saved Twilight's life!"
    >Applejack: "We really appreciate what you did for our friend, Anon."
    >Pinkie Pie: "Yeah that was really nice of you to save her!"
    >Fluttershy: "Oh... If you weren't there... I'm just glad you were."
    >Applejack: "Twilight, you should be thanking him!"
    No need to thank me, really! I just did what I had to. It wasn't that hard.
    >Applejack: "Well shucks, Twilight owes you a BJ Anon!"
    >Twilight: "APPLEJACK!"
    >Applejack: "What? I meant a big jack hehe..."
    >Twilight: "Oh..."
    What's a Big Jack?
    >Applejack: "It's something me and my brother made, it's no doubt one of the hardiest pies you'll ever taste!"
    I see.
    >Pinkie Pie: "GROUP HUG!"
    >PP pulls everyone including you in a big hug
    >You're being suffocated with love
    >You can't take it
    >Too much love!
    >TOO MUCH LOVE!
    >The hug is over, and now you have a boner
    >Dammit
    >You sit on the couch and try to hide it with a pillow
    >They'll never know!
    >Although Twilight might know, she's seen you do it a few times and has asked about it
    >What an awkward conversation that was
    >Pinkie Pie: "So Twilight, how do you feel? Do you still feel mad or sad or upset or gloomy or or... Well, do you need a shoulder to cry on? Cus sometimes I need a shoulder to cry on and if something like this happened to me I'd be crying for weeks!"
    >Twilight: "No Pinkie, like I said I'm fine!"
    >Rainbow Dash: "Of course you're fine, you got Anon!"
    Awww.
    >You and Twilight hug
    >About an hour later Twilight's friends leave
    So Twilight, what did you want to ask me?
    >Twilight: "I wanted to ask you if it's ok if my brother moves in."
    Why are you asking me? Of course he can he's your brother.
    >Twilight: "Well... It's just for a while... But you would have to move out because there's not enough space... And... I need some time alone with him. It's just for a little while! I swear!"
    ...
    >You're devastated
    >You feel betrayed
    >You've never lived anywhere else or with anyone else in Equestria
    >Why doesn't she want you around?
    >Words won't even come out right now
    >You're thoughts are nothing but why
    >Get over yourself man
    >She said it's for a little while
    Where will I live?
    >You say it like you just accepted a horrible fate
    >Haven't you?
    >Twilight: "I don't know... Maybe one of my friends will let you stay with them."
    >You swallow sadness
    When will I have to move out?
    >Twilight: "My brother is moving in by the end of the week so I'd imagine around that time. Cadence said she's staying with Celestia. I hate to kick you out really! But this is something I must do..."
    >You walk out Twilight's door
    >Twilight: "Wait Anon! Wait!"
    >She catches up with you
    >Twilight: "You can stay for the last three days... Please... Stay for those days..."
    Ok...
    >You both walk back inside