Sombra’s Reformation (or an attempt at one)

Twilight, Sombra, Spike, Flurry Heart, and Princess Celestia are in a supposed; “friendship circle.” Created by yours truly; Twilight Sparkle.

“Well...” Twilight began. “Shall we get started?” With that; Spike said; “on what? We haven’t even been told as to what we’re supposed to be doing here... .” Sombra then sighs heavily before saying; “I think that she’s trying to bore us on how I’m supposed to be reformed.” He then chuckled by saying; “like that’s gonna happen. Hahaha.” Flurry Heart got red in the face with slight anger; mainly because she still hates Sombra obviously... . But eventually decided to keep her cool and took a deep breath to calm herself down. After that; she whined, and began; “I’m bowred. What aw we supposed to do auntie?” Sighing heavily also; Twilight began; “we’re supposed to be reforming King Sombra. That’s what we’re supposed to be doing... . However; since I have no idea on what I’m supposed to be doing... I’m just waiting for someone else to get this circle started. Any takers?... .” Taking the bait; Sombra sighs, and then says; “I’ll get started...” and stood up. “Now... . Who here wants me to tell y’all a little story on how I got into a bar fight, and won?... .” With sheer excitement; surprisingly; Flurry Heart stood up and raised one of her hooves. With a shocked look; King Sombra said; “you serious?... .” Flurry Heart nodded, and sat back down on her pillow. Sombra then said; “alright”, and sat back down. “Wait a minute... . Why’re you wearing a diaper?” Flurry Heart whined a little, then said; “me no potty twained yet... .” Scoffing; Spike said; “that’s not true... . You wanted to wear diapers again just so you could use them again for when you feel like going. That, and you’re lazy too. That’s all.” Flurry Heart whimpered, swiped at Spike and clearly missed, then says; “shut up...” before sitting back down again with a sad pout. Sighing; King Sombra said; “let’s get this train wreck over with...” and cleared his throat to begin his story... .

“So; when I was in Ponyville; I’ve decided to visit a bar, and then went to order a drink. However; before I could; I got shoved into the ground, and then the pony that pushed me said; “my bad...” in a mocking tone, and sat on the stool that I was gonna sit on... .” Sombra was about to continue, but got interrupted by Celestia who said; “wait a minute... . How’d you get into Ponyville?... . And also; how’d you not get noticed before you went in?” Sombra cleared his throat, and said; “simple. There weren’t many ponies outside because it was getting dark... . That, and there weren’t any defenses put up around the village... . I mean after all; it’s a village; not a base; right?” Celestia sighed, then said; “right...” before sitting back down and gesturing King Sombra to continue his story.... . “Alright...” he began again. “Let’s continue... .”

“Now.... I was on the ground, and in pain from falling after being shoved. However.... before I got up; one of the patrons held me up, patted me on the shoulder, and turned around to swing a mighty punch to the guy that shoved me. Why?... . I honestly don’t know to say the least... . I think either he was one of the ponies I brainwashed back at the Crystal Empire... . Or that he knew the guy, and decided to nail the dude that shoved me; just because he deserved it. And.. just like that... it was an all out bar fight!” Flurry Heart nodded, but then felt uncomfortable and starts shifting in her seat. Sombra asked; “what’s the matter?” and waited for a response... . Before he could; Flurry Heart raised her hooves up, and started whimpering... . Knowing what that meant somehow; King Sombra sighed, and said; “alright kid, but just this once.” With that; Flurry Heart teleported to King Sombra. And then he sat her down on his lap.

However... before he could continue his story; Flurry Heart grunted and pushed, and then farted really big and loudly. After that; she sighed with relief, and giggled. Laughing hysterically; King Sombra began; “wow...” and laughed some more. “Feeling better now huh?... .” Flurry Heart laughs also, then says; “yup. Feeling better now; hahaha.” Snickering; King Sombra said; “I bet you are”, and tickles her belly; causing Flurry Heart to burst out with laughter. Trying to keep their composure from trying hard not to laugh; Twilight and Celestia try to tell Sombra that what he did was wrong, and that he should’ve asked first.... . Yet sadly they didn’t; because they suddenly lost it and bursted out laughing; Spike included.

After their laughing spell; Sombra cleared his throat, and starts to continue reading his story.... .

“Anywho... . A fight broke out, and I joined in. Why? It’s mainly because this guy fought that jerk... and I can’t just leave him alone like that... . That’d be awful if I did... . So... when I got back up; I grabbed an empty mug, and swung it at the jerk that was now beating my new bar buddy... . Afterwards; the Canterlot Guards came in, broke the fight, and sent me and my friend to prison.... . The end.” Surprisingly; the others all applauded his story... . However; after that; Twlight paused, and asked; “wait a minute... . I thought you said that you were in Canterlot, and got arrested for trespassing?... .” Celestia sighs, and then says; “to be honest; yes... . But that’s only because Ponyville jail was full... . So he was transferred... . Get it now?” With a look of understanding; Twilight said; “ooohhhhh.... .” and then sat back down to wait for something else to happen... .

Few hours have passed, and it seems that the entire group were starting to get along with each other... . Well... . Only Flurry Heart and Sombra were getting along... . The others... . Not so much.... . Why? Here’s why... .