Celestia and Luna eats shit and drink piss

by Mpony1

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Comedy, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity
Length: 2766

Everything they eat taste like shit. Everything they drink taste like piss. What the hell is going on.

Twilight finds out that she was trick into eating Celestia shit. So she decides to get a little payback.

Published 2021-06-06 07:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-06-06 07:50:01 UTC

Twilight learns the truth

After all was said and done Celestia told Twilight to head into her private bath to clean herself up. Twilight galloped towards the back of the throne room, a shit-stained towel flying above her like some disgusting flag. She disappeared through the door, slamming it shut firmly, the bolt locking hard enough to be heard through its great length. After entering Celestia private bath Twilight saw the laundry chute and place the dirty towel inside. This wasn't her first time in Celestia's private bath as she came here many times back in the days of being her faithful student.

Twilight was just about to head into the bath and turn the water on when a thought quickly came to her "I wonder if Celestia doesn't mind if I use her Favorite Body wash, that stuff could help clean this mess off easily and hide the smell better." Not wanting to anger the princess for using her more personal stuff without proper permission. Twilight turned back to the door, carefully unlocked it, and opened the door a little to peek outside to see if the Princesses were still alone. They were but the strange thing is she saw Luna on the floor laughing. Kicking her hooves wildly, she laughed and rolled this way and that on the floor, unable to contain herself. She immediately assumed Celestia must of told a joke of some kind.

Twilight was just about to call out to them until Luna spoke.

“Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!” she gasped for breath, reaching out her hooves towards Celestia. “Oh my, I can’t believe...I can’t…”

“I do believe you owe me fifty single-portion cakes of assorted varieties, to be delivered each evening after dinner one at a time.” Celestia calmly walked over to her throne, trying to keep from breaking a smile. She failed, and soon she too was overcome with laughter, flopping across the golden edges of her throne as she erupted with loud chuckles. Neither she or Luna noticed that Twilight was watching them. Luna loud laughter drown out the sound of the bathroom door being unlock and opened. “I told you she is incredibly gullible. But to be honest, I really thought she was going to balk. I mean, eating my shit like that – oh Luna, do you think I went to far this time?”

"WHAT!" Twilight thought to herself. She was shocked at what Princess Celestia just said. Was she talking about her? Twilight shook her head to get rid of these thoughts. The Princess must be talking about somepony else.

Luna struggled to her hooves, still quaking with laughter. “I think I pulled something. By the moon, I never knew I could laugh so hard! And that story you told – about your shit being magic, and needing-” Luna collapsed, her laugher overtaking her completely for a second time.

Nope they were indeed talking about her.

“To be honest I was just winging it mostly, seeing if she’d catch on.” Celestia pulled a brush out from behind the throne and began to brush her hair, trying to get it back in order. But she was laughing too much, and each brush stroke seemed to only make it worse. “I can’t believe, in all those books she’s read, she never found out that my poop is no different than anyone else. I mean what was she thinking – that even though she’s never had a dump do anything more than slide down the pipes that somehow it’s going to grow legs just because it came out of her?”

Twilight clinch her chest with a hoof. She felt pain in her heart, which only grew more and more with each insulting word spoken and by the mare she look up too most in the world no less. It was unbearable.

“I’m beginning to understand why you hesitate to give her any real duties, even if you really do have so much confidence in her abilities.” Luna struggled to climb into her throne, still collapsing in fits of giggles. “I’ve never met a pony who can be so smart and so stupid all on the same day.”

Twilight bit her lip.

“She sees what she wants to see, and until I break her of that, I’m not going to give her anything to do that isn’t an emergency, and even then, not unless she’s got those five much smarter friends with her.” Celestia took a deep breath, setting down her brush gently. It didn’t last, and soon she was once again bursting out into laughter. “By the sun, did she not guess that when I had that tear in my eye and hoof over my mouth I was stifling a smile? she’s got a lot to learn about questioning authority, especially when that authority is looking to drop a deuce down your pie hole.”

PAIN! Even more pain grew in her heart as Twilight tried to hold back her tears.

Luna leaned over, nudging Celestia’s shoulder with her hoof. “Oh please, she was loving herself back there. I’ve seen her dreams, I told you she was kinky enough to at least try this. Judging by how she dug into your plot afterwards, I think you’ve got yet another crush on your hooves. And this time, you can’t just politely turn her down and wait for her to die!”

"Danm you Luna!" It's true that Twilight always had a crush on Celestia and she was happy she got to eat her out afterwards. But knowing that they used private, personal information to set her up to do something she'd never once thought of doing only made the young alicorn even more furious.

Celestia picked up her brush again, smiling lightly and chuckling to herself. “Oh lay off, can’t I have a bit of fun? She’s always wanted to make me happy, and with a few lessons on technique, she could definitely get things going on the back end. She got me going off, you may have noticed. Something my last fillyfriend wasn’t up to consistently!”

The compliment didn't quell the ever growing fury boiling in Twilight. She was just another toy in Celestia sick game.

“So you’re going to do this to her again?” Luna leaned back in her own throne, retrieving her mirror and putting her face and hair back in order. “Or are you going to tell her that this was all a prank, just a lesson about literally not taking shit from your superiors?”

“A bit of column A, a bit of column B…” Celestia leaned over, straightening Luna’s crown before returning to her own grooming. “After all, you saw how eager she was, and you know I’ve been wanting a playmate who’s keen to experiment. And seeing as she’s literally eaten my ass burgers, I think that breaking out the whips and chains might be a calming step down.” Celestia licked her lips, grinning. “And I sure could use a playmate who’s that eager to keep up with me…"

The Sisters burst out laughing again. Because of this they didn't notice the bathroom door closing and locking.

Once the door was locked once more. Twilight looking down cast slowly walk her way to bath tub. She quickly cast a silent spell over the room as she reach the tub and turned the water on. As she waited for it to fill up she couldn't help but think about all that she learned just moments ago.

She just learned That Celestia, PRINCESS CELESTIA. The mare she look up to, who took her in as her personal student, thought her everything she knows about magic, who always believed in Twilight and acknowledge her, trusted her. The mare Twilight always saw as a second mother to her.

"TRICK ME INTO EATING HER SHIT!" Twilight screamed in frustration. "Not only that they even made a bet on if I would do it or not." Twilight clinch her teeth as she remembered the cruel things they said about her.

"I told you she is incredibly gullible."

“I’ve never met a pony who can be so smart and so stupid all on the same day.”

Each insult was like a stab to heart from the back. Twilight felt both betrayed and used. Sure she'll admit that she enjoyed being able to eat Celestia's pussy, but it wasn't enough to make her feel any better after learning what she knows.

Twilight turned off the faucet, once the bath was full enough and slowly and begrudgingly climbed in and sat on her haunches.

Normally Twilight would enjoy the heat of a nice hot bath, but she felt no joy in it at all this time. Looking over at shelf on the wall, lined with different body wash, shampoo, and soap. Twilight levitated the bottle of Celestia favorite body wash; the same one she'd originally planned to asked permission to use. No longer caring she opened the top, grab a bath rag, squirt some on the rag and started cleaning herself.

As she wash her body. Twilight started thinking about why Celestia did what she did.

"she’s got a lot to learn about questioning authority, especially when that authority is looking to drop a deuce down your pie hole.”

Twilight remembered Celestia giving her the option to refuse her request, but being who she is and never wanting to disappoint her mentor, ever. Only made her more angry at the insults because she knew they were true.

Deep down Twilight knew she had only herself to blame for even believing such a ridiculous story in the first place, for always saying yes to whatever Celestia asked of her, and never questioned the Sun Princess or just flat out told her "No."

She always believed in Celestia and that she would never turn her astray. She trusted her and followed her orders because why wouldn't she. The Princess always knows what to do, most of the times. It was because she listened to her when she first told her togo to Ponyville to Supervise the Summer Sun Celebration and make friends. Despite her warnings about Nightmare Moon and that Twilight didn't want friends.

If Twilight had spent time questioning Celestia about not taking Nightmare Moon return seriously, especially with so many strong evidence to support her case, instead of just doing what she said. Then Equestria would be under Nightmare Moon control, forever.

But none of that compares to being told to eat shit straight out of someone's ass, just to prevent "magical waste."

Twilight continues to clean herself as her anger for what the Princesses did too her, rises. She used soap and rag to clean her face and muzzle. She used another clean wet rag, along with a toothbrush she got from an unopened pack, mouthwash, and dental floss to clean out the inside of her mouth.

If Twilight haven't learned the truth, she wouldn't be trying so hard to get the foul taste and flecks of poop out of her mouth. Which only served as a reminder of her foolishness.

After sometime Twilight finally finished cleaning herself. She hop out of tub and drained the water, she dried herself off with a towel, place all the bath utinsils back where she got them, threw the brown stained toothbrush in the trash, and toss the towel and rags in the laundry chute.

After all was said and done. Twilight walked over to the sink and look at herself in the bathroom mirror. She checked to see if she if her teeth were clean and that she haven't miss any leftovers between her teeth. Seeing that her teeth are perfectly white. Twilight turned and slowly walked towards the door.

Upon reaching it. Twilight just stood there, contemplating on what she should do. She wanted to barge in and yell at the Princesses for what they did to her, not caring at all about Celestia meeting with the Prime Minister, if he was there. She wanted to curse and scream at them, and let them know how betrayed she felt. But instead she decided to take a different approach. So she took a few deep breaths to calm herself, put on a normal cheerful smile, drop the silence spell, unlocked the door, and slowly opened it.

Twilight peaked her head out the door and noticed That the Royal Sister's were still alone, sitting on their thrones, in the middle of a conversation. They seemed to be talking royal business instead of talking about her. Not surprising, they wouldn't want someone in particular to overhear them.

Just looking at them filled Twilight with dread, but she kept herself calm as she push opened the door and step inside the throne room and closed the door behind her before trotting up to the Princesses.

The sound of a door opening and closing caught The rulers attention. As they saw Twilight trotting up to stand before them. It took everything they had to keep their regal composer. As to not alert Twilight to their deception. Little do they know it was far too late for that.

"Welcome back Twilight." Celestia spoke with cheerful smile. "I see you cleaned yourself up good."

Though her face didn't show it. Twilight was deeply irritated by how normal Celestia was acting. She knows the sisters are just hiding there amusement behind a mask just as she is hiding her anger, and like them its taking everything the young alicorn had to hold herself back and not show that she's on to them.

"Thanks princess!" Twilight replied. "I hope it was ok that I used some of your special body wash."

Celestia nodded in understanding. "No worries Twilight. After all you needed something strong to get the smell off."

Luna spoke. "Indeed! You smell wonderfully. Now you don't need to worry about others smelling such a foul stench coming from you."

Twilight blush as she rub the back of her head with a hoof. "Thanks! So...umm is there anything else I need to know about this "magical poop situation." What should I do too prevent magical waste from building up?"

Celestia levitated a parchment from beside and gave it to Twilight. The purple alicorn took it in her own magic and look over what was written on it.

"What's this?" Twilight asked.

"A spell you can cast on any toilet you'll use before taking a shit." Celestia answered. "It's only a temporary method for its not as good as having another pony eat your waste to stop the magical residue from leaking out. So you will use this until you find somepony or ponies who would be willing to be your toilet."

Twilight nods in understanding. "So is there anything else, Princess?" Twilight asked. But hoping there really wasn't anything else the princesses want her to do.

Celestia shook her head. "No! Me and Luna have much todo today and the Prime minister should be here soon."

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"Ahh! Speak of the devil, that must be him now." Said Luna.

"You may enter." Celestia called out.

The throne room doors opened and a regal dress, unicorn stallion trotted inside; Making his way towards the sisters.

"you're free to go Twilight. You're welcome to stay in the castle if you wish." Said Celestia.

Twilight bowed. "Thank you Princess! But I've decided to catch the next train to Ponyville. They're some experiments I want to get back to work on."

Celestia nodded. "I understand. We'll see you later Twilight."

"Until we meet again Twilight Sparkle." Said Luna.

Twilight raised her head and said her goodbyes and left the throne room.

Some time later. Twilight had long since left The castle and was making her way to the train station.

She was still angry at what the Princesses did to her, but hid it under veil a of calmness as to not alert anyone.

Twilight look over the spell Celestia gave her with great fury. Since she knows that everything they told her was a lie; no doubt the spell they gave her was a fake that doesn't do anything at all. With that thought, Twilight used her magic to burn the paper and threw the ashes in a nearby trash can as she walked by.

As she got closer to her destination only one thing was on Twilight mind "REVENGE" she wanted to make the princesses pay for what they did to her but she needed an idea on how she could accomplished her goal. Luckily she knows two prankster who would be willing to help her out.

Twilight smile.