WarMachine Saga

Im not sure how many times you've heard this, but i dont really care, im a tell you my story anyway.
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My names Thomas Quill i was at comicon, i was going as WarMachine from Captain America Civil War, when i came across a guy cosplaying The Tinkerer. He was selling Roady's shoulder mounted laser rifle that becomes a taser baton, the only thing missing from my cosplay.

"How much for that?" I asked pointing to my weapon of chose.

"For a matching cosplay, a great one at that, $100" he said.

"Sold!" I responded handing him the money & taking the weapon. "Thanks man" i concluded as i walked away. After i put it on my cosplay i saw a bright light. "Oh son of a-" i tried to say before being knocked unconscious.
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Canterlot High School, 2:20PM

"OK... WHAT THE FUCK?!?" i yelled. "where the actual fuck am i?" i asked as i sat up & looked to my left. "im in a school field... why?" i asked. "wait... son of a bitch, that dispersing at comicon shit was real, what the fuck..." i said as i stood up. "Wait, i have a functional HUD... am i in actual WarMachine armor?" i asked.

"You act surprised Sir" said a female voice inside the armor.

"The fuck?, WarMachine's armors never had an A.I." a said.

"Not until you added me Sir" said the A.I. "your not suffering from amnesia, & my scanners dont lie" the A.I. continued.

"Right, did i give you a name?" I asked.

"You gave me the designation Karen" said... Karen. 'huh... i got Spidy's A.I., interesting' i thought.

*RING* 'oh shit, schools out' i thought.

"Hey Karen, can you get us the fuck out of here?" I asked.

"Where would you like to go Sir?" Asked Karen.

"Call me Thomas, and the nearest abandoned area" i said.

"Of curse Thomas" she said.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, Just Outside Town, 2:27PM

"A junk yard, really?" I asked.

"It was the only abandoned place within the area" said Karen.

"Whatever" i said. "Karen, can you find our exact location please?" I asked.

"Yes, Thomas" she said. "Location found: Abandoned Junk Yard, Canterlot City, California, U.S.A, Earth Milky-Way-" she tried to say.

"OK, i get it" i said. 'Canterlot City... oh shit, ive somehow been transported to the EqG universe... fantastic...' i thought sighing. "Karen can you find a girl by the name of Sunset Shimmer?" I asked.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen. "Found her" she continued.
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Sunset's apartment, 3PM

*Knock *knock *knock

"Im coming" said Sunset as she opened her door. "What do yo-" she stopped when she saw me.

"Hello" i said. "My names Thomas" i continued holding out my hand. I looked to my hand. "Sorry" i said. "Karen please take off the suit" i continued.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen as my suit opened up & i stepped out.

"Sorry about that" i said holding out my hand again. this time she took my hand, be it hesitantly. she pointed to the WarMachine suit.

"Right" i said. "Karen, please park the suit somewhere no one will find it" i said as the suit started walking over to the couch & siting on it. "Really Karen?" i asked.

"No one will find it here" she said.

"What ever" i said. "I apologize for her" i said to Sunset.

"Who are you?" Asked Sunset.

"Im Thomas Quill" i said. "And the voice inside the suit is my A.I. Karen" i continued.

"What is even with that?" Asked Sunset pointing to my suit.

"That's my armor" i said.

"Armor for what?" Asked Sunset.

"War" i said. "I am WarMachine after all" i continued.

"Right" she said pulling out her phone.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, 3:33PM

"Where are they?" Asked Sunset.

"Sorry where late Sunset" said Twilight Sparkle as she and the rest of the Human Seven walked up to her. "Whats the problem this time?" she asked.

"Who's ass do we need to kick?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Actually, this isn't about some villain from Equestria" said Sunset.

"What is this all about?" asked Rarity as i crashed into the ground doing the super hero landing.

"Him" said Sunset as i stood up.

"Who the hell is this?" asked Rainbow.

"Im WarMachine" i said as the suit started opening, then i walked out. "But you can call me Thomas" i concluded.

"Are you a super hero?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Id actually had to have saved someone for me to be even a hero, so no im not a super hero, but thats what i built this suit for" i said.

"So... your not a super hero, but you want to be a super hero?" Pinkie asked.

"Sounds about right" i said.

"Awesome!" Rainbow said.

"You built this?" Asked Twilight.

"That i did" i said.

"He also built me" said Karen.

"Who said that?" All the girls minus Sunset asked at the same time.

"That would be Karen, my A.I." i said.

"You Made artificial intelligence?!?" Asked Twilight.

"That he did Ms. Sparkle" said Karen.

"How did you know my name?" asked Twilight.

"She ran a background check on all of you, anything & everything thats been made public about you, she knows now" i said.

"Including-" Sunset tried to say.

"Yes, including your Pony Girl Powers" i said.

"Well that cats out of the bag" said Apple Jack.

"What else do you know about us?" asked Rarity.

"Me, not much, but Karen knows everything" I said.

"A A.I. that knows everything about me & my friends, now theirs a scary thought" said Sunset.

"I promise you Ms. Shimmer, that i will not use this info against you & your friends, & the only soul i shall ever give this info to is Sir Thomas" said Karen.

"You shouldn't give it to me with out there permission Karen, that would be an invasion of there privacy" i said.

"Of course Thomas" said Karen.

"So, who has Questions?" I asked.

"How has someone like you gone unnoticed for so long?" Asked Rarity.

"Simple really, im from another Earth" i said. "Im what you'd call a Displaced" i concluded

"A Displaced?" Asked Twilight.

"A person ripped from there world and put into another against there will with no way back to there home world" i said.

"You can never go back home?" Asked Fluttershy. "That's awful!" She said.

"It is... but on the bright side, i get a chance to start over" i said. "Can never go wrong with a reset button" i continued.

"I can understand that sentiment" said Sunset.

"So, when did you get here?" Asked Apple Jack.

"About 2 hours ago" i said.

"So why did you contact Sunset?" Asked Rainbow.

"Well I looked into her file with Karen, figured shed be the perfect person to talk to about interdenominational travel & the like" I said.

"That's a fair point" said Twilight.

"So what are you gonna do now that your stuck here?" Asked Rarity.

"Do what I made this suit for, be a hero" I said.

"Your a bit young to be a hero" said Rainbow.

"So are you" I said.

"Fair point" Rainbow said.

"So, theirs really no way back to your home?" asked Pinkie.

"Theirs no way back to my world, but there is a way for me to visit other worlds" i said.

"Really, how?" Asked AJ.

"Well I take something I give a shit about focus my energy into it & send it into the void, witch makes infinite copy's of it so other Displaced can find it & summon me" i said.

"How do you know about all of this if you were just Displaced?" Asked Twilight.

"That, is an excellent question" i said. "With a not so simple answer" i continued.

"How so?" Asked Sunset.

"Its complicated" i said.

"Uncomplicate it" said Rainbow.

"Well Displaced, even tho they cant get back to there home world, there autobiography's they write about there adventures as a Displaced, somehow do get back to there home world, we still dont know how" i said.

"That wasn't that complicated" said Pinkie.

"I've got the feeling theirs more hes not telling us" said AJ.

"Well for some reason or another, Displaced are always sent to a version of your world or the world of Equis" i said.

"Wait... so when your Displaced, your either sent to a version of this reality or a version of Equestria?" Asked Sunset.

"That's what i said" i said.

"Why only those 2 worlds?" Asked Rarity.

"Like i said, no one knows" i said.

"Wow... wait, do you have a place to stay?" Asked Pinkie.

"No i dont" i said.

"Sorry but i cant bring you home, not sure how Maud will react to me bringing home a strange boy" said Pinkie.

"I cant either, my apartments to small" said Sunset.

"My house is full" said Fluttershy.

"So is mine" said Twilight.

"And mine" said Rarity.

"I cant give you a place to sleep, but i can give you a place to store your armor" said AJ.

"Wait... no, he is not staying with me" said Rainbow.

"Rainbow, you live alone" said Sunset.

"And?" Asked Rainbow.

"Darling, your place is the only one with enough room for him to stay" said Rarity.

"fine" Rainbow said through gritted teeth.

"Great, ill follow you" I said to AJ as i got back in my armor.
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AJ's Farm, Barn, 4PM

"Thanks for letting me store my suit here" i said.

"No problem partner" said AJ.

"What about Karen, isn't she stuck in that suit?" Asked Rainbow.

"Actually i am not limited to the suit Ms. Dash" said Karen's voice from my smart watch.

"OK then, we ready to go?" Asked Rainbow.

"Thanks again AJ" i said.

"See ya latter AJ" said Rainbow.

"Your welcome, see ya" said AJ.
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Rainbows house, 4:30PM

"Your rooms the first one on the left" said Rainbow.

"Thanks again for letting me stay here" i said.

"Yeah Whatever" said Rainbow heading to her room.

"Nice talk" i said.
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6:30AM

*BRRRRING *BRRRRING *BRRRRING, i could here a faint alarm in the distance.

"Rise & shine motherfucker" Yelled Rainbow as she burst into the guest room.

"What the fuck?!?" i yelled as i fell out of the bed.

"That was priceless" said Dash.

"What time is it?" I asked as i got off the ground.

"7AM" Rainbow said. "Hurry up, well be late for school" she concluded.

"I dont even go to your school" i said.

"Yeah, but i dont trust you here alone" said Dash.

"Fair enough, lest go" i said.

"We dont need to leave right now" said Rainbow.

"We do if i want to stop by the farm and check on my armor" i said.

"Really?" Rainbow asked.

"Yes" i said. "Now lets go, please" i said.

"Fine" said Dash.
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AJ's Farm, 7:15AM

"Howdy y'all" said AJ as we pulled up. "Was up?" She asked as we got out of Dash's car.

"Im checking on my suit before we go to school" i said as i went into the barn. I walked up to my armor and took of the laser gun/taser. "I am WarMachine, who ever finds this weapon must be worthy of my aid, so you tell me... are you worthy?" I said focusing my energy into it. "& away you go" i said throwing it at the wall, but before it collided a portal opened and it went through it. "That was easy" i said before the portal opened up again and my weapon flew out and smashed into my junk. "OW!" i yelled holding onto my junk as i fell to my knees. i eventually got over it & put my weapon back on my suit & walked back out to Rainbow & AJ.

After school we all met up on AJ's farm, I decided to tell them my origins.

"Back on my home planet" i said. "I was a nerd & my favorite movie franchise known as the MCU, is a super hero film franchise that started with the release of... Iron Man... in 2008" i continued. "The 'real' WarMachine was introduced in Iron Man 2, in 2010" i continued. "The version of his suit i have is from Captain America Civil War, witch was released in 2016" i concluded.

"OK, wait... if the suit is from a movie how do you have it?" Asked Dash.

"That... is an excellent question" i said. "I went to Comic-Con cosplaying as that version of WarMachine, & when i bought something from a guy to complete my costume i got sent to this reality & the suit was the real deal." I concluded.

"Also, I came into existence" said Karen.

"How does that work?!?" Yelled Twilight.

"I have no fucking idea" i said. "I just know that's what happened & that this happens to shit ton's of people on my world" i continued.

"Getting sent to a different world as one of your favorite fictional characters is a normal occurrence on your planet?" Asked Sunset.

"Eyup" i said.

"Being pulled from your universe and sent to another as someone or something else with out any say in the matter... it just sounds so awful" said Fluttershy.

"Could have been worse" i said.

"How so darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Could've been sent to one of the reality's where villains of equestria won" i said.

"People have been sent to those reality's?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, not pretty... going off of what ive read" i said.

"How meany different versions of our reality our there?" Asked Twilight.

"One for every displaced, plus the original ones" i said.

"Original ones?, plural?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, cuss this reality is linked to its equestria, & every version of this reality has its own equestria" i said.

"OH, thats what you meant" said Twilight.

"You know the rest of you haven't said much this entire discussion, you can but in any time" i said.

"We've learned its best to leave all this science and magic shit to Sunset & Twilight" said AJ.

"Fair enough" i said. "Any other questions you wanna ask?" I asked.

"You probably have one of the easiest origin stories ever, your superhero status was just handed to you on a silver plate" said Dash.

"That wasn't a question, but your not wrong" i said. "Besides... to my knowledge, your guys's superhero status was handed to you as well" i continued.

"Touche" said Dash.

"OK, does anyone else have any questions?" Asked Dash as a couple moments of silence followed. "No?, OK." she continued. "I have one final question, is Thomas your real name or is that part of the character?" She asked.

"That's actually a reasonable question... im surprised your the one who asked it, but yes Thomas is my real name" i said.

"AJ?, Sunset?" Asked Dash.

"He's telling the truth" said AJ & Sunset.

"Is that one of your powers? or are you just really good at telling when someone's lying or not?" i asked.

"Im the second option there" said AJ.

"and im the first" said Sunset.

"Good to know" i said.

"Do you even know what are powers are?" Asked Rarity.

"if my info is right, You can make diamond shields that can be used as more then just shields" i said. "You throw sprinkles and they explode" i said pointing to Pinkie. "Your super strong & Your super fast" i said pointing to AJ then Dash. "You can talk to Animals, you can read minds, and you can levitate things" i said pointing to Fluttershy then Sunset then Twilight.

"All accurate" said Sunset.

"Karen?" I asked.

"We have protocols in place in case any of them become evil Sir, do not worry" said Karen.

"Your on top of things, good" i said.

"What if you become evil?" Asked Dash.

"The suit has a self destruct feature" i said as the girls looked at me in shock.

"That's... dark" said Rarity.

"The worlds not always sunshine and rainbows, best to learn that the easy way" i said.

"Did you learn that the easy way?" Asked Pinkie.

"Luckily, yes" i said.

"That's a relief" said Pinkie.

"Im gonna go out and scout for crime" i said walking into my suit. "Call me if you NEED me" i said sending a group text of my number to all 7 girls and flying off.

"I really hate him" said Dash.

"He reminds me of someone i know" said Sunset smirking.

"Shove it" said Dash.
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Above The City, 3:27PM

"Incoming text from Ms. Dash Sir" said Karen.

"display it" i said.

*Me and the girls are having a sleep-over at Pinkies, only reason im inviting you is because i dont want you in my house alone*

"She also sent coordinates Sir" said Karen. "Will we be going to the sleep-over Sir?" She asked.

"We dont have much choice Karen" i said.
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Pinkie's House, 7PM

*Knock* *Knock*

"I've got it" said Pinkie as she opened the door.

"I brought Pizza" i said walking in.

"How'd you afford that?, Thought you didn't have money" said Dash.

"Pizza guy gave them to me after i saved him from a mugger" i said. "Hope you guys like Meat-Lovers and Hawaiian" i continued.

"There our favorites!!!" said Pinkie.

"My favorite is actually Veggie, but i do like these as well" said Sunset.

"Guess you have been human long enough to at least tolerate meat" i said.

"What are you guys waiting for?, Dig in!!!" Pinkie commanded.

"Dont have to tell me twice" i said.

5 hours later

"Where you going?" Asked Dash.

"Shouldn't you be asleep?" I asked.

"Shouldn't you?" She asked.

"Im going on patrol" i said.

"Good riddance" she said as i walked through the door.

"I really hate her" i said as my suit flew to me.

"She reminds me a lot of someone i know" said Karen.

"Shove it K" i said.

To be continued...