WarMachine Saga

When I woke up I saw a bright ass white light. "Ah fuck!" I said. "My eyes!" I continued. After a few minutes I opened my eyes again and saw I was in a completely white void. "Oh Primus damn it" I said. "What do you want Death?" I asked.

"Im fast forwarding" said Lady Death.

"What?" I asked.

"Im fast forwarding to when the next Infinity Stone comes into play" said Lady Death.

"Really?" I asked. "I was fully expecting you and the other Gods to say fuck you and make me wait the long way" I continued.

"I can arrange that if you want me to" said Lady Death.

"No keep fast forwarding" I said. "The sooner this is over the sooner I can get back to my wife" I continued.

"Don't forget that you have other universe's to save after this one" said Lady Death.

"Im well aware" I said. "But this still get's me home faster" I continued.

"Alright" said Lady Death. "I got you pretty close to when the stone shows up" she continued. "Good luck" she said as I fell unconscious. I woke up in the Canterlot castle throne room.

"Thomas!" Yelled The Mane Six, Both Princesses and Spike.

"Freaky" I said. "Sup y'all?" I asked.

"Where have you been for the past year?" Asked AJ.

"It's been a year?" I asked. They all nodded. "Wow" I said. "It was all of five minutes for me" I continued. "I was with Lady Death she fast forwarded me to when the next Infinity Stone showed up" I explained while holding up my gauntlet showing the Space Stone to them.

"Is she gonna do that every time?" Asked Spike.

"More then likely" I said. "So what's going on?" I asked.

"Discord escaped his stone prison" said Luna.

"Oh is that all?" I asked sarcastically. "Where is he then?" I asked.

"Right here" said the voice of Q as Discord appeared in the middle of the room. Instantly the heat that was present when Luna was Nightmare Moon returned, way worse to. One thing of note that was different from the show is that he was holding a staff with a red crystal at the top of it. "Hello" He said to me. "I don't believe we've met" he continued.

"Names Thomas" I said. "The Reality Stone I presume" I said pointing at the red stone at the top of his staff.

"Why yes" said Discord. "How'd you know?" He asked.

"Well I've got this reality's Space Stone right here" I said showing him my gauntlet. "And in my home universe I wielded all six at the same time once" I continued.

"That should have killed you" said Discord.

"It did" I said. "Im a dead man walking" I continued. "Im only gonna ask for the stone nicely once" I said. "May I please have the Reality Stone?" I asked.

"Am gonna pass on that" said Discord. I immediately formed my armor around myself and shot at him. He teleported away in time to dodge the attack.

"Coward" I said. "Girls go back to the Treebrary" I said. "It's where he hid the Elements of Harmony" I continued.

"How do you know?" Asked Dashie.

"Just trust me please" I said.

"Well what are you gonna do darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Im going after Discord" I said as I blasted off through one of the windows towards the castle grounds hedge maze. I landed in the middle of the maze. "Discord!" I yelled. "Fight me you coward!" I continued. He teleported right in front of me.

"I don't really want to do that" said Discord.

"To fucking bad" I said as I used the Space Stone to grab hold of him and throw him into the ground multiple times. I walked up to him with out letting go of him with the Space Stone and yanked the staff from his hands. I yanked the Reality Stone out of it's place in the staff and placed it in the slot on my gauntlet right below my middle finger. "Your coming with me" I said as I grabbed him with the Space Stone again and flew us back to the castle.

About 40 minutes later

The girls returned with the elements and saw I had already captured Discord. "Alright, turn him back to stone" I said.

"Right!" Said The Mane Six.

"Freaky" said Karen. They started glowing and fired a beam at Discord. When the light from the elements faded Discord was a statue again.

"Who want's to go get some celebratory donuts from Donut Joe's?" Asked Spike.

"Im down" I said.

5 minutes later

All ten of us where sitting at a table eating donuts. "Well This has been fun but I suppose I should find somewhere to go to sleep to see if Lady Death is going to fast forward me again" I said. I formed my armor around me. "Later everyone" I continued.

"Later Thomas!" Said all nine of them.

"Freaky" Me and Karen said at the same time as I blasted off for the Treebrary.

About 2 minutes later

I landed in front of the Treebrary and walked inside. I lay'd down on the couch again and when I woke up I was back in the white void of Lady Deaths domain. "So we are doing this every time then?" I asked.

"Yep" said Lady Death.

"Cool" I said. "When to next?" I asked.

"You'll find out" said Lady Death as I fell unconscious again. I woke up back on the couch of the Treebrary.

"OK, now im confused" I said.

"Who said that?" Asked a familiar voice as a pony I instantly recognized as Trixie Lulamoon walked wearing a relic I also recognized as the Alicorn Amulet. "Who the Tartarus are you?" Asked Trixie.

"Ah scrap" I said.

To be continued...