WarMachine Saga

We fell out of a portal and landed in Cloudsdale. "Spike" I said getting his attention. "Don't touch strange magic relics without knowing how they work" I continued.

"Sorry" said Spike.

"It's fine" I said. "We were gonna have to follow her anyway" I continued.

"Where are we anyway?" Asked Spike.

"She used a time scroll Spike" said Twi.

"My bad" said Spike. "When are we?" He asked.

"The day Rainbow performed her first sonic rainboom" I said. "And got you and your friends your cutie marks" I continued.

"Why?" Asked Spike.

"If me and my friends dont get our cutie marks today then every villain we've defeated will have gone unopposed" said Twi. "She's only doing this to get revenge on us for destroying her town, but she'll destroy the world in the process" she continued.

"That just means we'll have to stop her" I said. We suddenly got sucked into a portal. "Well that was quick" I said. We fell out of the portal in the middle of the Everfree but somehow also right next to the Cutie Map.

"Where and when are we?" Asked Spike.

"Everfree i'd say" I said. "As for when" I continued. "My moneys on when we left the first time" I continued. "Just in an alternate reality because of what ever Starlight did" I concluded.

"Well then why's it night if we're when we left?" Asked Spike.

"Because Nightmare Moon won" said Twi.

"Buck" said Spike.

"That's one for the swear jar" me and Twi said at the same time.

"Freaky" said Karen.

"You got to get us back to when Starlight changed the past Twi" I said as I started feeling that heat for the first time sense Discord.

"Alright" said Twi. "I should be able to use the map to do that, but it will take me awhile to figure out" she continued.

"Good" said a voice from the trees. "Because I have questions" said Nightmare Moon as she walked out of the trees with two lackeys. The heat got worse.

"So you did manage to figure out how to save the plants and animals that need sunlight to live" I said.

"It was pretty easy honestly" said Nightmare Moon. "Now explain how you're still alive after I killed you" she continued.

"It's a bunch of timey wimey bullshit" I said.

"Swear jar" said Spike and Twi.

"Freaky" said one of the lackeys, now identifying herself as Rainbow Dash.

"Explain" said Nightmare Moon.

"Well" I said."In the timeline where from we beat your edgy ass and saved the world from being ruled by a demon" I continued.

"Silence!" Yelled Nightmare Moon as she charged her horn, the heat being pretty unbearable at this point.

"OK" I said.

"You!" She said to Spike. "Finish explaining" she continued. "And if you insult me i'll burn all three of you to a crisp" she concluded.

"Well" said Spike. "Four years after we beat you some crazy unicorn who believes that all cutie marks are evil created this cult that we stopped and then half a year later she went back in time and stopped the element bearers from getting there cutie marks and that meant in this timeline you won" said Spike.

"That about sums it up" I said.

'Kill her' said a gruff male voice in my head.

'What?' I asked myself.

'Or let me out so I can do it' said the voice.

'Are you hearing this Karen?' I asked.

'Yes' said Karen. 'I have no idea what's happening' she continued.

"I figured it out!" Said Twi as she spelled the table. Me, Spike and Twi got sucked into the portal again. We landed back in Cloudsdale. But not long after we were sucked back into the portal and landed next to the table in the middle of a flat grassy plain.

"Which villain won this time?" Asked Spike.

"It doesn't matter" I said. "Get us back Twi" I continued.

"Already working on it Thomas!" Said Twi angry.

'Guess I should be taking this time to figure out who the fuck you are' I thought hoping the voice from before would respond.

'I have meany names' said the voice.

'Can you give us one?' Asked Karen.

'You can simply call me Spirit for now' said the voice. 'Until you need to know more' he continued. 'Put I promise if you let me out next time you feel that heat all will be explained' he continued. 'And your friends will be just fine' he concluded.

'Fine' I said.

"OK" said Twi. "I got it this time" she continued as we were sucked into the portal again. And just like the last two times we landed in Cloudsdale. I immediately flew off to find Starlight. It didn't take long before I found her and tackled her.

"Who the hell are you!" She yelled as we hit the ground.

"My names WarMachine" I said. "And I need the scroll" I continued pointing at the scroll she kept using to change the past.

"No!" She yelled.

"Wrong answer" I said as I punched her in the face, knocking her out. Twi and Spike walked up to us. "Use this to get us all home" I said as I handed Twi the scroll. Not long after we were once again sucked into that stupid time portal. We landed back in the Castle of Friendship next to the Cutie Map. I burned the scroll to dust with a flamethrower weapon and the ashes reformed into a green stone. I picked it up and put it in my gauntlet in the slot under my pinkie finger.

"The scroll was an Infinity Stone!" Yelled Spike.

"Im not really that surprised" said Twi.

"Are you OK to handle her by yourself?" I asked.

"Yeah, why?" Asked Twi.

"Because I need Spike to show me where I can go to sleep so Lady Death can fast forward me to the next stone" I said.

"Oh, right" said Twi.

"Don't worry Twi" I said. "Even if im gone for twenty years i'll be back" I continued as Spike lead me out of the room.

5 minutes later

Spike had lead me to one of the many quest rooms they had in the castle. "Will you ever stick around?" Asked Spike.

"Maybe when this is all over i'll stick around for a day or two" I said. "But I got to get back to my world, my family" I continued.

"Alright" said Spike. "Im looking forward to it" I continued as he left.

"Me to bud" I said as I laid down in the giant bed. I couldn't sleep. I kept thing about who or what that voice was.

Lady Death's domain

"When did I fall asleep?" I asked myself as I woke up in Lady Death's void.

"About after two hours" said Lady Death. "Well, good luck" she continued as I fell unconscious. I woke up to see the Mane Six, Spike and Starlight looking like they were getting ready to go camping.

"Sup everyone?" I asked. "Miss me?" I asked.

"You betcha!" said Pinkie as she hugged me.

"It's been three years this time by the way" said Spike.

"Really?" I asked. "Wow" I continued. "You guys going camping?" I asked.

"Yeah" said Twi. "Where gonna spend the night at the Tree of Harmony" she continued.

"Mind if i tag along?" I asked.

"Seems like you have to" said AJ. "Apparently we're gonna run into one of those stones of yours" she continued.

"Fair point" I said. "Well then, let's go" I continued.

To be continued...