WarMachine Saga
WarMachine MARK I: Mane Hero 8; Age of Ultron
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Any Questions?" Asked Tony.
"Do you expect me to believe this kid knows the future?" Asked Cap.
"You slept for 7 decades in ice only to wake up to fight a demigod with an alien army, me knowing the future is the part that you have a problem with?" I asked.
"Tony's telling the truth Cap." said Natasha.
"As much as it pains us to say it" added Clint.
"This just proves Multiverse theory is right" said Bruce.
"You, kid who sees the future, do we ever have to assemble again?" Asked Thor.
"Yeah, 3 more times. and thats all im saying, dont want to spoil anything" i said.
"That's smart" said Bruce "Dont want us knowing about the future, so we cant ruin it" he continued.
"Witch begs the question, Why did you interfere with the battle against Lokie?" Asked Cap.
"Cuss i wanted to. look, the only thing thats changed because of me helping you is the fact that 7 superheros saved NYC instead of 6" i said.
"OK Quill, whats next?" Asked Fury.
"The events of Thor: The Dark World" i said.
"What?" Asked Steve.
"Multiverse theory, hes from a universe ware where fictional characters" said Bruce.
"So my movies next?" Asked Thor.
"Your second movie" i say.
"Then Tony's 3rd, then Cap's second, then Guardians of the Galaxy, then Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2, then the 2nd Avengers, Then Ant-Man, Then Cap's 3rd movie, then Doctor Strange, then Spider-Man Homecoming, then Thor's 3rd movie, then Black Panther, then Avengers 3, then Ant-Man 2, then Avengers 4 and so on" i said.
"Guardians of the Galaxy?" Asked Tony.
"You dont meet them tell Avengers 3, same goes for Doctor Strange... minus Thor, who meets him in Thor 3" i said.
"Ant-Man?" Asked Cap.
"You all, minus Thor and Hulk, meet him in Cap's 3rd movie... same goes for Spider-Man and Black Panther" i said.
"Nick, did you send in Damage Control?" Asked Tony.
"Yep, there cleaning up now" said Nick.
"Me and Lokie best be off to Asgard, tell we meet again my friends" said Thor leaving.
"Natasha, Clint, you got a mission... Wanna go with them Cap?" Asked Nick.
"Sure" said Cap as him, Natasha, Clint & Nick left.
"You wanna come work with me in Avengers tower?" Asked Tony.
"That does sound fun, sure why not" said Bruce as him and Tony left.
"Well, time to go home i guess" i said.
*20 Min. Later*
"Im home!" I yell walking into Dash's house.
"Surprise!!" Yelled the mane 7(& Spike) as the lights came on.
"You guys didn't have to do this just to welcome me back" i said.
"We didn't, this is your thanks for saving the world party" said Pinkie.
"I didn't do it alone, the Avengers helped" i said.
"Whatever, lets party!" Yelled Rainbow.
*5 Hours later*
"What are you still doing up?" I asked. "We got school tomorrow" i said.
"I couldn't sleep" said Dash. "Cant stop thinking about the fact that i had the powers to help in NYC but i couldn't because i didn't have a costume... why'd you lie about that?" She asked.
"So you where the first to figure out i wasn't worried about people finding out who you really are... didn't expect it to be you honestly" i said. "But your right, i lied, i was really just worried about the timeline... but that makes me a bit of a hypocrite doesn't it" i said.
"Yeah, it does" she said.
"Tell you what, tomorrow after school you and the girls can come with me on my patrol... i may have stolen some communicators from the Helicariar" i said.
"Rarity still has to make our costumes first" she said.
"OK... day after tomorrow you girls can come with me, & as a bonus ill suffer through Rarity making your costumes with you as well" i said.
"That sounds fun... you know i didn't trust you when we first meet, but after watching you risk your life flying that nuke through the portal... i look up to you, your a hero... your my hero" she said.
"That... is really fucking sapy" i said. "Like extreme amounts of sapy"
"Just shut up" she said leaning in to kiss me.
"Whatever you say" i say leaning in as well.
"Whats going on out here?" Asked Pinkie coming out of nowhare
"Nothing!" Me and Dash say at the same time.
"Hu-uh, whatever you say you two" said Pinkie as she went back inside.
"*Sigh*... that killed the moment" i said.
"Yeah..." said Dash. "So costumes tomorrow, and superheroing the next day... that'll be fun" she said.
"We should go back to bed" i said.
"Yep, sounds like a plan" she said.
*In The Morning*
"Whats that smell?" I asked siting up in bed. "Pinkies making breakfast isn't she..." i said geting out of bed and walking to the kitchen.
"Morning sleepy head" said Pinkie.
"How can you function so early like this?" I asked. "You know what, dont answer that" i said.
"Okie dokie lokie" she said.
"*Laughing, as the other girls and Spike wake up and come into the kitchen* your catchphrase is hilarious... and its only because theirs a supervillian named Lokie *More laughing*" i said.
"There is?" Asked Pinkie.
"Yeah, hes the one who lead the attack on New York" i said.
"Oh..." said Pinkie.
"Oh, dont worry about him, hes back on Asgard" i said.
"As-what now?" Asked AJ.
"Dont worry about it, its not important" i said. "Anyway, lets eat" i said.
*CHS 7:35*
"See you guys at lunch" i said as me and AJ left for our class
"See ya ya'll" said AJ walking to class with me.
"See ya" said the rest of the mane 7 and Spike walking to there classes.
*Lunch*
"So you want me to make all of our costumes today after school?" Asked Rarity.
"Yep, so you can go superheroing with me tomorrow" i said.
"Shouldn't we practice being proper superheros first?" Asked AJ.
"It'll be more fun this way" i said.
"That's not reassuring" said Sunset.
"It'll be fun trying to be a superhero" said Fluttershy.
"Do or do not, there is no try" i said.
"Shut up Yoda" said Dash.
*The Next Day After School at AJ's Barn*
"You ready Power Ponies?" I asked snickering.
"HaHaHa... very funny" said Dash holding back her snicker.
"We arnt stealing the name of a comic book team" said AJ.
*30 Min. Later, Ali-way*
"I cant believe you guys are OK with stealing the name of a copyrighted comic book team" said AJ.
"We didn't steal it, we parodied it" i said.
"And we'll do it better" said Dash as i roll me eyes.
"You ready Mane Hero 8?" I asked.
"Lets get this show on the road!" Exclaimed Dash as Robbie's car passed us.
"Will start by following him" i said.
"Robbie?" Asked Sunset. "Hes a criminal?" She asked.
"No, hes Ghost Rider" i said making all of them go pale. "Now lets get going" i said taking off after Robbie's car.
*10 Min. Later*
"Was up Robbie?" I asked as me and the girls showed up in front of Robbie's house.
"You again." He said. "Shield put you up to this?" He asked.
"No, they didn't" I said. "You about to go out and kill some criminals?" I asked.
"I thought you said you didn't care if i killed criminals" he said.
"I dont, im just asking" i said.
"Then whats with the retarded looking death squad?" He asked.
"HEY!" Screamed Rarity. "I'll have you know we made these our selves you uncluttered bastered!" she continued.
"You've got fight, i can respect that" said Robbie. "This your version of the Avengers?" He asked.
"You could say that" i said.
"What, you come to recruit me?" Asked Robbie.
"Nope, just letting you know where not the only vigilantes in the city" i said as me and the girls started to leave.
"Vigilante... sounds better then menace" said Robbie as we left.
*30 Min. Later*
"Whats the plan Hoss?" Asked Rainbow.
"Hoss?" Asked Twilight.
"Horrible boss" i said. "Just another thing we stole from DC" i mutter under my breath.
"OK, that makes sense" said Twilight.
"You go in and tie them up before anyone can blink" i said looking at Rainbow.
"I can do that" said Dash as she went to run of only to be facing the other direction in the next millisecond. "Done" she said.
"Damn... your faster then i thought you where" i said as we all landed in front of the bank RD had just saved and the cops showed up. "Dont worry officers, we took care of it" i said.
"Its WarMachine! hold your fire!" Yelled the sheriff.
"The robbers are tied up inside, you can thank The Flash for that" i said pointing to RD.
"Your welcome" she said.
"So you have a team now?" Asked a random cop.
"That i do" i said.
"Whats your team name?" Asked another random cop.
"Mane Hero 8!" Me and the girls all said at the same time as all present parties that weren't part of the team started laughing.
"Go ahead and laugh it up" said AJ. "Cuss you wont be next time we save your asses" she said making all of them shut up.
"We'll be off then" i said as me and the girls all left.
*2 Min. Later*
"I cant Belive them! we save them and they laugh at us!" Said Rainbow.
"They laughed at our name, they'll get over that" i said.
"I hope so" said Sunset.
"Yeah, that was embarrassing" said Rarity.
"Get over it, our jobs not done yet" i said as i spotted a speeding van. "Stop that van Rarity" i said as she made a shield in front of the Van and it crashed. Once we made it to the van... "Step out of the van please" i said as the driver started to step out.
"Please! you need to help me!" He begged as a chain wrapped around his neck. "NO!" He screamed as he was decapitated and all the girls through up.
"Ghost" i said.
"Machine" said Ghost Rider. "Girls" he continued.
"You sick fuck!" Said Rainbow.
"Calm yourself Flash, Ghost Rider is called the spirit of vengeance for a reason, he kills everyone who deserves to burn in hell & only those people" i said.
"How do you know so much about me?" Asked Ghost.
"That's a long story, one we dont have time for me to tell" i said as police sirens started off in the distance & we all got the hell out of dodge.
*5 Min Later*
"OK, you got some questions to answer Machine" said Ghost Rider.
"All in do time Ghost, all in do time" i said. "Right now you have more criminals to kill & we have more criminals to stop, ill talk to Robbie tomorrow" i continued. "That work for you?" I asked.
"It's good enough" said Ghost Rider.
*10 Min. Later*
"OK girls, do you see anything that needs to be taken care of?" I asked.
"Not yet Darling" said Rarity.
"I dont see shit" said AJ.
"There is a lack of crime at the moment" said Twi.
"Witch isn't a good thing i take it" said Sunset.
"You would be right" i said.
"How could a lack of crime be a bad thing?, Doesn't that mean where doing our job?" Asked Dash.
"Im inclined to agree with Rainbow" said Flutters.
"So am i" said Pinkie.
"Well... normally it is a good thing, but we haven't done much tonight" i said. "Come to think of it neither has Ghost" i continued.
"Why would crime start slowing now?, you guys have been at this for like a month now" said Dash.
"That's the part that worries me... we've already been doing this for so long, why slow now?" I asked.
"That is peculiar" said Twi.
"Well, whatever" i said. "Lets go home, call it a night" i continued.
"Aye, aye Hoss" they all said in response as we all started laughing.
*The Next Morning*
"Rise & shine motherfucker!!!" I yelled in Dash's ear as she jumps out of bed. "That dont feel to good do it?" I asked sarcastically.
"OK you made your point" she said has i helped her to her feet. "Whats on the agenda today Hoss?" She asked steeping closer to me.
"Where not out in the field, so please dont call me that" i said leaning in.
"Will do... Hoss" she said as she leaned in.
"Faust i hate you" i said.
"I hate you to" she said as she kissed me and i kissed back.
*Avengers Party From The Start of Avengers Age of Ultron*
"Thanks for inviting me and my team Tony" i said.
"No problem kid" he said.
*Later, When everyone's trying to lift Thor's Hammer*
"I doubt any of you except Cap can lift that thing" i said. All the Avengers try picking up the hammer & none of them pick it up, but Cap dose budge it. "OK, i was wrong" i said.
"Why dont you and your team try?" Asked Nat.
"OK" i said grabbing the hammer. "Im not gonna be able to lift it, i can tell you that right now" i said as i fail to pick up the hammer. "Your turn" i said to Dash. she tries to pick it up and fails.
"Fuck that" she said.
"Language" said Cap.
"OK this time i agree with him" said Tony.
"This time?" Asked Dash as AJ tried lifting the hammer and failed.
"Thing must be rigged" she AJ as Rarity stepped up to it.
"It's not rigged Darling, your just not worthy" said Rarity as she grabbed the hammer and started lifting. "& neither am i" she said.
"My turn! My turn!" Said Pinkie as she grabbed the hammer and tried to lift it only to fail.
"Guess ill go next" said Twi as she also failed to lift the hammer.
"That's weird... the other you probably would have been able to do it, given the multiverse works in mysterious ways" i said as Flutters walked up to the hammer.
"*Gulp*" 'said' Flutters as she tried to lift the hammer and budged it just like Cap did, no one noticing but me also like with Cap.
"Guess that means its my turn" said Sunset walking up to the hammer and grabbing it. "Well here goes nothing" she said as she lifted the hammer. "What?!?" She asked.
"What?!?!?" All the Avengers yelled, especially Thor as he grabbed the hammer from her.
"How can you lift my hammer?" He asked.
"I must be worthy..." she said.
"Well isn't that a nice turn of events" said a voice from the elevator. 'Here we go' i thought. "Two beings worthy of the magic hammer" said the robot walking out of the elevator.
"Who are you?" Asked Tony seriously.
"Im your greatest creation, im the being thats going to wrap the world in a protective case" said the robot.
"Ultron" said Bruce.
"That's right" said Ultron. "The perfect blend of human and asgardian science" he said as tons of drone bots came flaying into the room and a battle royal broke out. not to long after wards the fight was over and Ultron was gone.
"You two have some explaining to do" said Clint looking at Tony and Bruce.
*5 Min. Later*
"Your the one who knows the future kid, how do we stop him?" Asked Tony.
"I cant tell you that, if i do the events of the rest of the movies wont happen... and there supposed to" i said.
"So where stuck?" Asked Bruce.
"No... you guys figure this out" i said.
"Never mind that, he mentioned killing someone... but where the only ones in the building" said Rhodey.
"No where arnt" i said as tony popped up a hologram of the dead Jarvis, everyone instantly looking a little more sad.
"Fuck" muttered Rhodey.
*Battle at the shipyard*
"Whats the vibranium for?" Asked Tony.
"You know im glad you asked that cuss i wanted to take this opportunity to tell you all about my evil plan" said Ultron sarcastically as him and Tony started fighting.
"You didn't see that coming?" Asked Quick Silver sarcastically as he Knocked out Sunset.
"YOU didn't see that coming?" Asked Dash just as sarcastically as she knocked out Quick Silver, Scarlet Witch with a look of shock on her face as she disappeared into the shadows.
"Sir we've got a big green problem" said Karen.
"Tony, the witch has gotten to Hulk, i repeat; the witch got to the Hulk" i said as Tony & i left the fight.
*After the Hulk-Buster Armour formed around Tony*
"Calm down big guy" said Tony.
"That witch just got in your head" i said.
"Your smarter then this Bruce" said Tony as Hulk started going ape shit.
"Right, dont mention puny Banner" i said as me and Tony started fighting the Hulk.
*Later*
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep" i said on repeat as Tony jack-hammer punched the Hulk in the face.
*After all the fighting, back on the Quinn Jet*
"Well that went as well as expected" i said getting glares from all the Avengers. "Sorry guys, but all of this is supposed to happen... whether i, or any of you, like it or not" i said.
"Whats next kid?" Asked Cap.
"We go to Clint's farm" i said getting all of them to look at me like i was crazy.
*During Tony's meting with Fury in the barn*
"I though you where supposed to be dead" said Tony.
"He had to fake his death, best for everyone involved" i said.
"The kids right, no surprise there tho, he does now the future after all" said Nick.
"Speaking of which, how much more of the future do you know?" Asked Tony.
"Not that much really, about 4 more movies, at least ones that affect earth. And some stuff from trailers for upcoming movies" i said as Dash and Nat burst into the room.
"We found them!" They both said.
*During chase sequence for claim of Visions body, after train crashes and Nat gets Vision*
"OK you two, you want to be on our side now?" Asked Cap.
"I've seen what he has planed, you'll need us" said Wanda.
"Im inclined to agree with the fine lady Cap" i said.
*Avengers Tower*
"You really want to make another Ultron Stark?" Asked Cap.
"He's not going to" i said as Thor flew into the room and brought Vision to life.
"You gotta be f'ing kidding me" said Clint.
"I know your worried, but im not Ultron, im not Jarvis either" said Vision as he picked up Thor's hammer and handed it to him. "Now i believe we need to go stop Ultron" he said.
*Stand off of the Avengers (plus Falcon, Iron Patriot, Quick Silver, Scarlet Witch, & Vision) and Mane Hero 8 against Ultron*
"Is that the best you can do?" Asked Thor as Ultron shot up a hand and his army showed up behind him.
"This is the best i can do" said Ultron.
"You had to Jinx it didn't ya?" Asked Cap.
"Yes he did" i said. "Now less talking and more robot destroying" i continued.
"You heard the kid, Avengers!... Assemble!" Said Cap and Tony.
*After The Fight, on The Hill Where Vision Killed Ultron*
"Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave" said Ultron
"I guess your both disappointments" i said.
"*laughing* I suppose we are" said Ultron.
"Humans are odd, no offense Thomas. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that" said Vision.
"They're doomed!" Ex-lamed Ultron.
"Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them" said Vision.
"You're unbelievably naive" said Ultron.
"Well, he was born yesterday" i said as Ultron charged me and Vision, Vision blasting him into nothingness.
*The Next Day, at New Avengers HQ*
"Where gonna miss ya buddy" said Tony.
"I will miss you all as well" said Thor.
"Good luck saving Asgard" i said.
"I dont need luck" said Thor smirking as he left through the bifrost.
"I best be off as well" said Tony geting in his car. "Good luck kid" he continued.
"Good luck with your pupil" i said.
"That's a reference to the future and im gonna leave before it gets ruined for me" said Tony leaving.
*Later*
"Any reports on the Hulk?" Asked Cap as i walked into the room.
"He's in space, on a far off planet" i said as everyone present looked at me.
"Good to know" said Nat.
"We Ready?" I asked.
"I think we are" said Cap as us 3 started walking for another room.
"Do you think there ready?" Asked Nat.
"I think are guys are ready" said Cap. "I cant speak for Thomas's team" he continued.
"Our team now" i said. "& yes, there ready" i continued.
"Alright then" said Cap as we walked into a room consisting of all the Avengers(minus HawkEye, Thor, Hulk, & Tony) and my team plus; Wanda, Rhodey, Sam, Vision, & Quick Silver. "Avengers! A-"
To be continued...
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