WarMachine Saga

"So, why'd you come back?" Asked Tony. "Weren't you afraid of being arrested?" He continued.

"No, not really" i said. "I've got diplomatic immunity as an adviser for Wakanda" i continued. "Being best friends with a kings sister has its benefits" i concluded.

"I bet it does" said Tony.

"And besides, i know you dont really hate anyone that sided with Cap" i said. "Except maybe Cap and Bucky" i continued.

"How much more of the future do you know Thomas?" Asked Tony.

"Not much, i believe by the end of the year we will be caught up to what i know" i said. "And that scares me" i continued.

"Should the Avengers be worried?" Asked Tony.

"Half the universe should be worried" i said.

"That bad huh?" Asked Tony.

"Yeah, that bad" i said.

"Do we win?" Asked Tony.

"In the version i know? No" i said. "But, ive been told there over four-teen million different ways it can play out, hopefully we get the one ware we win" i continued.

"Who told you that?" Asked Tony.

"Dr. Strange" i said. "Nice guy, you'll meet him soon" i continued. "I assume this isn't all you wanted to talk about?" I asked.

"Your a clever kid, ill give you that" said Tony. "How would you like to be an Avenger again?, the world need more heroes" he continued. "Besides, your a kid, the world wont blame you for siding with your hero" he conclude.

"Im in" i said. "But your gonna have to forgive Cap" i continued. "Im not gonna ask you to forgive Bucky, cuss i know you never can" i concluded.

"I already forgave Cap, i know why he did what he did" said Tony.

"Then for the first time ever, your one step ahead of me" i said as Tony laughed.

"Your a good kid, im glad or little civil war didn't ruin that" said Tony.

"One more condition" i said. "Dash joins the team as well" i continued.

"Already on that" said Tony as Dashie walked through the door.

"Were not being arrested are we?" Asked Dashie.

"No, we being reinstated" i said.

"Oh... cool" said Dashie.

"Figured that would be your reaction" said Tony.

"What happened to my friend after our civil war?" Asked Dashie.

"All your friends went back home to Canterlot except for Twilight and Rarity" said Tony. "Rarity got funded to open her own business here in New York" he continued. "And Twilight is my secretary, she's a brilliant mind" he conclude.

"On that we agree" i said.

"Why wren't my friends arrested?" Asked Dashie. "Not that im complaining" she said.

"Because no one blamed a bunch of kids for siding with there heroes" said Tony.

"That's actually a pretty fair point" said Dashie. "I assume the same thing applies to us?" She asked pointing to herself and me.

"That it dose" said Tony.

"Cool" said Dashie.

"So, where will we be staying?" I asked.

"I'll show you" said Tony.

*30 minutes later*

"Before i show you your rooms, i gotta show you the main lounge, where we spend most of our time" said Tony as he led us into a giant room.

"Nice" i said.

"Thought you'd like it" said Tony as he left the room.

"Like it, i love it" said Dashie.

"Why am i not surprised" said Rhodey as he walked up to us.

"You like wearing those all the time?" I asked pointing to his walking suit.

"I do if i want to walk" said Rhodey.

"That's a good point Rhodey" i said as i walked up to him and bro hugged him. "How you been man?" I asked.

"For the most part, good" said Rhodey.

"Good" i said as Vision phased into the room.

"How was the date?" I asked.

"You know?" Asked Vision. "Oh who am i kidding of course you know" he said.

"It's a gift and a curse" i said.

"I don't doubt it" said Vision.

"How much more of the future do you know anyway?" Asked Rhodey.

"Not much" i said. "I already told Tony i expect the universe to catch up to me by the end of the year or the start of next year.

"That a good or a bad thing?" Asked Rhodey.

"Im not sure yet" i said.

"When will you be?" Asked Vision.

"When the universe catches up to me" i said.

"Why am i not surprised by that answer?" Asked Rhodey.

"Cuss it's not that shocking of an answer" said Vision.

"I see you already got reacquainted with our fellow Avengers" said Tony.

"That we did" i said.

"Good, makes my job easier" said Tony.

"Classic Tony" said Rhodey.

"So when's our next mission?" Asked Dashie.

"Dont know, that's for the government to decide" said Tony.

"I remember that being the problem during our civil war" i said. "I didn't just side with Cap because he was my hero" i continued. "I know the future Tony, i sided with Cap because he was right!" I said. "Half the universe gets threatened and the government still says no!" I continued.

"What?" Asked Tony.

"Cap! was! right!" I said.

"Your joking right?" Asked Rhodey.

"Nope, in fact, your the one who tells them to piss off" i said.

"That cant be right" said Tony. "How is saving half of the universe not important to them?" He asked.

"I dont know, i didn't ask" i said.

"Why half the universe?" Asked Vision.

"Because the villain of that story only wants half the universe wiped out" i said.

"Why half?" Asked Dashie.

"So no planet will be over populated" i said.

"He thinks his the good guy doesn't he?" Asked Tony.

"Yes, he dose" i said.

"Why do you think he sent Loki to Earth?" I asked.

"What?" Asked Tony.

"He was trying to get the Space Stone" i said.

"Space Stone?" Asked Rhodey.

"The Tesseract, one of six Infinity Stones" i said. "Vision has the Mind Stone in his forehead" i said. "And Thanos want's to get all six, and within the year he'll be trying to get all of them" i conclude.

After I told everyone about the imminent threat to the universe I pulled Rainbow aside and told her to stay with Tony and The Avengers.

"Where are you going?" Asked Rainbow.

"Im gonna be going on an adventure with Thor" I said. "I love you, And I'll see you soon-ish" I continued. After that conversation I went to go visit the strange doctor.

"Yo Strange!" I said as I entered the sanctum sanctorum. "I need your help with something!" I said as I found a couch and sat down.

"What do you need Quill?" Asked the good doctor as he appeared out of nowhere.

"There's a couple events, plural, coming up that I need to be there for if we stand a chance of surviving something bad that will happen in a years time" I said. "The problem im facing now is that they happen to close together for me to be there for both" I continued. "So I need to find a way to duplicate myself" I concluded.

"I cant great a copy of a human" said Strange. "But I can make a copy of your suit" He continued as he made an exact copy of my suit of Armor.

"I cant copy artificial intelligence either" he said.

"That's no problem" I said as I uploaded Karen to the duplicate armor. "How's the new body Karen?" I asked.

"It suits me" said Karen.

"All right" I said. "You can go be with Cap and the others" I continued. "Good luck Karen" I said as she left. "I'll be staying right here" I said. "Im waiting for some people" I continued.

"Who?" Asked Strange.

"The Odin-son's" I said.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Three days later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Thor Odin-son, God of Thunder” said Strange as Thor walked into the sanctum.

“You can put down the umbrella” I said.

“Good to see you again Thomas” said Thor. “So, Earth has wizards now?” He asked.

“The preferred term is ‘Master of the Mystic Arts’" I said.

“All right, wizard. Who are you? Why should I care?” Asked Thor.

“My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you” said Strange. “Take a seat” he said motioning towards the couch. “Tea?” He asked.

“I don't drink tea” said Thor.

“What do you drink?” Asked Strange.

“Not tea” said Thor.

“So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world, Your adopted brother Loki is one of those beings” said Strange.

“He's a worthy inclusion” said Thor.

“Then why bring him here?” Asked Strange.

“We're looking for my father” said Thor.

“So, if I were to tell you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?” Asked Strange.

“Promptly” said Thor.

“Great! Then I'll help you” said Strange.

“If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?” Asked Thor.

“I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed” said Strange. “Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile” he continued.

“And you don't have a phone” I said.

“No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter” said Thor. “It's called an email” he continued.

“Yeah, do you have a computer?” I asked.

“No. What for?” Asked Thor. “Anyway, my father is no longer in exile, So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home” he continued.

“Gladly” said Strange. “He's in Norway” he continued. “I need just one strand of your hair” he continued as he pulled a strand from Thor’s head. “All right” he said as he made a portal to Norway.

“Don't forget your umbrella” I said.

“Yes” said Thor as he summoned his umbrella to him, braking multiple things in the process. “Sorry” he said as it was flying to him. “There we go” he said as it flew into his hand. “I suppose I'll need my brother back” he said.

“Right” said Strange as he opened a portal to bring Loki back from his falling eternity.

“I have been falling for thirty minutes!” Yelled Loki after he slammed into the ground.

“You can handle him from here” said Strange.

“Yes, Of course” said Thor. “Thank you very much for your help” he continued.

“Good luck” said Strange as Thor forced Loki into the portal and I followed them.

“Father?” Asked Thor.

“Look at this place” said Odin. “It's beautiful” he continued.

“Father, it's us” said Thor.

“My sons” said Odin. “And friend” he continued. “I've been waiting for you” He concluded.

“I know” said Thor. “We've come to take you home”

“Home, yes” said Odin. “Your mother, she calls me” he continued. “Do you hear it?” He asked. “Loki, lift your magic” he continued. “Took me quite a while to break free from your spell, Frigga would have been proud” he continued. “Come and sit with me, I don't have much time” he concluded.

“I know we failed you, But we can make this right” said Thor.

“I failed you” said Odin. “It is upon us, Ragnarok” he continued.

“No, I've stopped Ragnarok” said Thor. “I put an end to Surtur” he continued.

“No” said Odin. “It has already begun, She's coming” he continued. “My life was all that held her back, But my time has come, I cannot keep her away any longer” he concluded.

“Father, who are you talking about?” Asked Thor.

“Goddess of Death, Hela” said Odin. “My firstborn, Your sister” he continued.

“Your what?” Asked both Loki and Thor.

“Her violent appetites grew beyond my control, I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her, Locked her away” said Odin. “She draws her strength from Asgard, and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless” he continued.

“Whatever she is, we can stop her together” said Thor. “We can face her together” he continued.

“No, we won't” said Odin. “I'm on a different path now, This you must face alone” he continued. “I love you, my sons” he continued. “Remember this place, Home” h concluded as he drifted off as a pile of gold dust.

“Brother” said Loki as he pointed to a green portal that had a woman walking out of it.

“So he's gone, That's a shame” said the woman “I would've liked to have seen that” she continued.

“You must be Hela” said Loki as he disrupted the spell making him and Thor look like normal citizens. Revealing that Thor’s umbrella was actually his hammer.

“I'm Thor, son of Odin” said Thor.

“Really” Asked Hela. “You don't look like him” she said.

“Perhaps we can come to an arrangement” said Thor.

“You sound like him” said Hela. “Kneel” she continued.

“Beg your pardon?” I asked.

“Kneel, Before your queen” said Hela.

“I’m not Asgardian” I said.

“And I don't think so” said Thor as he threw his hammer at Hela. “It's not possible” he continued as Hela caught his hammer.

“Darling, you have no idea what's possible” said Hela as she crushed Mjolnir with her hand.

“Bring us back!” Yelled Loki.

“No!” Said Thor as the bifrost opened. All three of us and Hela got sucked into the rainbow bridge and tried to fight her before we got to Asgard. She Threw Loki out of the bridge and then Thor and finally me.

“Surprise” I heard Loki say as I fell out of my portal.

“What I miss?” I asked as I stood up and looked to Thor.

“I Think you know Thomas” said Thor.

“Fair enough” I said.

“Hello, Bruce” I said.

“Hey Thomas” said Bruce. “So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody” he said to Loki. “Where are you at these days?” He asked.

“It varies from moment to moment” said Loki.

“So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems, Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits” said Valkyrie. “Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months” she continued.

“Nope” said Thor. “We are going through the big one” he continued.

“The Devil's Anus?” Asked Valkyrie.

“Anus?” Asked Thor.

“Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?” Asked Bruce. As I went and stood by Loki.

“Why’d you come with us?” Asked Loki in a whisper, the both of us ignoring the others conversation. “That matter was much more of a family thing” he continued.

“I need to be with you guys at the start of the next movie, and to do that I need to be at the end of this one” I said. “And I’ll explain the movie thing when we’ve killed Hela” I continued, the two of us turning our attention back to the others conversation.

“We need a ship” said Thor.

“Need a ship” said Bruce and Valkyrie.

“There are one or two ships, Absolute top of the line models” said Loki to everyone. “I don't mean to impose, But the Grandmaster has a great many ships” he continued. I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system” he concluded.

“And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing” said Thor sarcastically.

“Heavens, no” said Loki. “I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster, and in exchange for codes and access to a ship, I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus” he continued.

“You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage without setting off any alarms?” Asked Thor.

“Yes, brother I can” said Loki.

“If we're boosting a ship we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace” I said.

“Why not set the beast loose?” Asked Loki.

“Shut up” said Bruce.

“You guys have a beast?” Asked Valkyrie

“No, there's no beast, He's just being stupid” said Bruce. After That we all, minus Loki, eventually made it to the ship we’d be stealing. After we took off Thor and Valkyrie left to deal with the sakaarians chasing us. After much difficulty we managed to get through the Anus.

“I never thought I'd be back here” said Valkyrie.

“I thought it'd be a lot nicer” said Bruce. “Not that it's not nice, It's just, it's on fire” he continued.

“Here, up here in the mountains” I said. “Heat signatures, People clustered together” I continued. “She's coming for them” I concluded.

“Okay, drop me off at the palace and I'll draw her away” said Thor.

“And get yourself killed?” Me and Bruce asked.

“The people trapped down there are all that matters” said Thor. “While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you three to help get everyone off Asgard” he continued. After we dropped him off we directed all the people to the bifrost bridge. That’s when Hela's army followed us. Fenrir jumped over everyone and stood in front of the bifrost.

“This will be fun” I said as I flew out of the ship and started shooting the wolf. But after a lot of bullets. “The stupid dog won't die!” I yelled to everyone. After that Bruce jumped out of the ship and crashed into the bridge, confusing everyone but me, then he transformed into Hulk and started fighting the dumb dog. When suddenly a giant ass ship came out of the mist.

“Your savior is here” said Loki as he jumped off of said giant ship. “Did you miss me?” He asked Valkyrie.

“Everyone, on that ship now” I said as Thor burst from the palace to come help us.

“You're late” he said to Loki as he fought off Helas army.

“You're missing an eye” said Loki as he helped fight off Helas forces.

“This isn't over” said Hela as she approached us on the bridge.

“Hit her with a lightning blast” said Loki.

“I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning, It did nothing” said Thor. “We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board” he continued.

“It won't end there, the longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows” I said. “She'll hunt us down” I continued.

“We need to stop her here and now” said Thor.

“So what do we do?” Asked every Revenger beside me and Thor.

“I'm not doing ‘Get Help’" said Loki.

“Asgard's not a place, it's a people” I whispered to Thor.

“Loki, this was never about stopping Ragnarok, This was about causing Ragnarok” said Thor. “Surtur's crown, the vault, It's the only way” he continued.

“Bold move, brother, Even for me” said Loki as he went to resurrect the death of Asgard.

“Shall we?” I asked.

“After you” said Thor.

“This is madness” said Valkyrie.

“Hela!” Yelled Thor. “Hela, enough!” He continued. “You want Asgard, it's yours” he concluded.

“Whatever game you're playing, it won't work” said Hela. “You can't defeat me” she continued.

“No, I know” said Thor. “But he can” he continued as a giant Surtur burst from the palace.

“No” said Hela.

“Tremble before me, Asgard!” Yelled Surtur. “I am your reckoning!” He continued.

“The people are safe” said Valkyrie.

“That's all that matters” I said.

“We're fulfilling the prophecy” said Thor.

“I hate this prophecy” said Loki as he came back up to us.

“So do I, but we have no choice” said Thor. “Surtur destroys Asgard, he destroys Hela, so that our people may live” he continued. But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise…” he tried to say as Hulk jumped up to bunch Surtur in the face. “No!” He yelled. “Hulk, stop, you moron!” He continued as Surtur threw him back at us, him landing on his feet. “Hulk, stop, Just for once in your life, don't smash” he continued.

“Big monster!” Said Hulk.

“Let's go!” I said.

“Fine” said Hulk as we all got on the giant ship.

“I am Asgard's doom!” Yelled Surtur as he destroyed Asgard.

“What have I done?” Asked Thor.

“You saved us from extinction” said Loki.

“Asgard is not a place, It's a people” I said as Thor sat down in the captain's seat.

“It suits you” said Loki.

“Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother” said Thor.

“Maybe not, Thank you” said Loki.

“If you were here, I might even give you a hug” said Thor.

“I'm here” said Loki. “So, King of Asgard, Where to?” He asked.

“Earth” said Thor.

“Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?” Asked Loki.

“Yes, of course, the people of Earth love me, I'm very popular” said Thor.

“Let me rephrase that” said Loki. “Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?” He asked.

“Probably not, to be honest” I said.

“I wouldn't worry, brother” said Thor. “I feel like everything's gonna work out fine” he continued as a ship five times the size of ours showed up in front of us.

“Here we go” I whispered to myself as I ran for the communications room.

To be continued...