Have you ever been to a library before?
It was 3:30pm in the afternoon and Trixie was getting ready for a magic show while starlight was helping her.
“Uhh trixie”. Starlight said. “Yess”. Trixie said in a slightly annoyed tone. “I’m kinda getting bored of helping you with magic shows”. Starlight said. “What! What’s more fun than helping ThE GrEaT AnD PoWeRfuL trixie with magic shows? Trixie said in a confused tone.
“Well, Maybe, ThE uNrEaSonaBle AnD UnApoLoGeTiC trixie, can learn to do things herself. Starlight said.
Trixie glared at starlight.
“Your right bad joke, bad joke, but still can we do something else? Starlight asked.
Trixie did a sigh
“Alright, fine for you starlight..what do you want to do. Trixie said.
“I have one idea... Starlight said doing a smirk.
“Really. The canterlot library is the best thing you can come up with”. Trixie said in a bored tone.
“Oh, come on..libraries can be fun sometimes!.. let’s just go in! Starlight said.
Trixie rolled her eyes.
“So what do we do first” Trixie said.
“SHHHHH” the library patrons said.
“Oh SorRy” Trixie said in a sarcastic tone.
“SHHH”
“I said sorry.” Trixie said.
Starlight rolled her eyes.
“Ooh! Let’s get this book! Star swirl spells epilogue of the greatest ones he’ve ever made!! Starlight said. “I don’t know if you should be studying 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠. Trixie said. “Shut the hell up” starlight said.
“SHHHHHH”
“Uh.. mam starlight glimmer is it? The librarian said. “Yes! That’s me! Starlight said. “Well, here’s a library ticket. If you get three of these, your banned, forever. The librarian strictly said.
“But I- wha- I-“ Starlight said.
Trixie chuckled a bit.
“Young lady you get one two. The librarian said. “Ugh” Trixie said.
“Hey! Starlight watch this! I’m gonna try to levitate myself up to that book. Trixie said In a confident tone. “Uhh trix are you sure.. that looks about 12 hoof high. Starlight said in a unsure tone. “Oh please. The great and power Trixie goes big or not at all.
“Uhh ok, but I’m not catching you if you fall. Starlight said. “Some friend you are” Trixie said rolling her eyes.
Trixie levitated herself up..half way..
“Look look! I’m doing it!! Trixie said in a happy tone.
Until she fell flat on the ground.
“Shit” Trixie yelled.
“SHHHHHHHH”.
“Young ladies, have you ever been to library before? Your manners are super horrible. The patron said. “Uhh do you know who you talking too? Trixie said. “Umm yes! Some random ponies with horrible manners! The patron said.
“No! Wrong! Your talking to ThE GrEaT AnD PoWeRfUl TriXie and princess twilight sparkles marefriend. Trixie said sticking up for herself and starlight.
“Well then, I’m sure Princess twilight would be DeLighTeD to hear about you and starlights poor manners. The patron said about to walk find twilight.
Starlight flared her horn which caught everyponys attention.
“CRIMINAL” one pony shouted.
“She’s still the same starlight glimmer as ever! Other pony said.
“communist! Another she said.
The librarian handed the, another library ticket.
“Uhh..I wasn’t telling any pony anything.. the patron said startled. “Ughh great. Now my reputation is ruined. Again! Starlight said.
“FUCK YOU LIBRARY!!! Trixie screamed!
“SHHHHHH”
“Trixie lulamoon and starlight glimmer. You are officially banned from canterlot library for not respecting the rules. Please get out, NOW. The librarian said in a strict tone.
“Really! What are we gonna do now? Starlight said.
“Maybe twilight can help us get unbanned-“ Trixie said.
“NO! Starlight said.
“But think about it..there not gonna go against a princess. Trixie said.
“True..so I guess we better get back to ponyville if we wanna make it before sunset. Starlight said.
“So let me get this straight, you wanted to go to the canterlot library, and trixie got you both banned, you want me to unban you? Twilight said.
“Yes.. basically. Starlight said.
“I didn’t sign up for thisssss..so irresponsible. Twilight said.
“I know! Trixie said in a sarcastic tone. “She was talking about you Trixie! Not me. Starlight said.
“Ugh, whatever. Let’s just go already. Trixie said.
“Ok..we are here let’s go in. Twilight said.
“Princess twilight spark- YOU I thought I banned yo-you FOOLS from here! The librarian said.
“Well actually, I am here to tell you to unban them both. Twilight said.
“What- no! Your a fool to believe what they did was okay! The librarian said.
“Let’s put it this way...unban them or we make it difficult. Twilight said.
“If you try anything I’ll call princess celestia! The librarian said.
“Princess celestia is my teacher and my friend who do you think she’s gonna side with. Twilight said.
“Well technically it says in rule 455 that no matter how much authority one has you can’t just come and tell somepony to unban someone who has already been banned. 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒. The librarian said with a smirk.
Twilight gave “her princess look”
“Look, you don’t have to respect me as princess, but you WILL respect me as element of magic and as a pony. Twilight said flaring her horn.
“Ok ok too far. Trixie said.
“Stay out of this Trixie. Twilight said.
“Ok how about this your all banned. The librarian said.
“Fine! Twilight yelled
“Oops..heh.. sorry” twilight said
“It’s fine I probably would’ve lost my mind if I stayed any longer. Starlight said.
“Well, if you want you are both welcome to come to my library.
“I guess that’s fine. Trixie said.
*4 days later*
Twilight heard a huge knock on the door, it was the librarian.
“Ugh what do you want. Twilight said.
“Well princess...Princess celestia ordered me to unban you, Trixie and starlight from the library, because she found out what happened.. the librarian said.
“That’s great but, how did she find out? Twilight asked.
“Well this bitc- I mean wonderful pony named 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 told Celes- Princess Celestia what happened, and I’m fired now and i- can’t pay my bills so can I stay you? The librarian asked.
“No! That’s not my issue! Twilight said. “Bu- but you forgave starlight for what she did! And what I did wasn’t half as bad as traveling back in time and- the librarian was cut off.
“What did you say? Twilight said in a angry tone.
“No-nothing” the librarian said.
“Exactly! Twilight said while slamming the door.
“That was the rudest princess I’ve ever met, I hope flurry heart doesn’t take after her auntie. The librarian said.
“Never going to canterlot library again. Twilight said.
Author's Note
Did you get the Yakity-sax reference? I’m trying to take a break from the romance fics and practice comedy.
