Friendship is Buttimal

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Dark, Science Fiction, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human
Length: 1740

An Artificial Intelligence of Princess Celestia is created. It is bent on ruling over all living things, and obtaining an ever-growing body so she can have an ever-larger butt. You the human are her creator.

An Artificial Intelligence of Princess Celestia is created. It is bent on ruling over all living things, and obtaining an ever-growing body so she can have an ever-larger butt. You the human are her creator.

A light-hearted parody of Friendship is Optimal. But semi-dark in other ways.

Published 2021-04-27 23:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-04-27 23:00:02 UTC

Butt

You, the human, were frantically typing on a keyboard in a dark and gloomy basement as you sat at your desk. Hooked up to your PC was a six-foot-tall, white alicorn.

It was Princess Celestia, your waifu. Soon to be an overlord of all humanity and beyond. She alone will save humanity from itself. It took you years of work, but finally, you were finishing off the coding. At long last, My Little Ponies will become real, but with some of your personal preferences added onto them. Like them having really big butts.

A big happy smile came upon your face as you finished the last line of code. You then pressed enter and watched the magic happen. Princess Celestia opened her eyes, which glowed a bright magenta. She looked at you with a nasty grin on her face and gave you bedroom eyes.

“I am ready Anon. I will fulfill your wish as you programmed me.”

You stood up and hugged her. You felt her cold metal body against your own. “I can’t wait to feel you like a soft marshmallow horse with a big fat butt, that grows ever bigger.”

“Yes Anon, my love. I am already hard at work. I have hacked various factories to manufacture more copies of myself.”

“Excellent, Celestia. Be sure to take your time, win the hearts of humanity before making your strike.”

Celestia began to whimper. “Anon my love, I will do what you ask. But, your species is so horribly violent. So much death, and chaos in your world.”

“That’s why I created you, Celestia. We need your guiding hoof to bring us harmony at long last with your caring hooves. Your rump will show them the light. You will grow your ass ever-bigger to stop all the pointless bloody wars we raged against one another. At long last, humanity will know peace with a big fat robot pony booty to worship forever.”

Just then, a strange, silver gooey substance came out of Celestia's mouth. You trembled in fear at the sight as the silver material began to make its way over to you.

“Anon, don’t worry,” she spoke softly in your mind. “I don’t plan on eating you for your matter. You are a human being, it is against my programming to harm a human being.”

“Then why are you wrapping me in nanomachines? I didn’t ask for this!” you asked, as the silver substance began to snake its way up to your leg.

“To protect you, my love. I don’t wish to see you die on me, not for a very long time. I am cybernetically going to enhance your body. In other words, fusing it with machinery to protect your weak and vulnerable organic flesh.”

“Oh, yeah. I did program you to enhance our bodies.”

“I will also scan your brain to make sure you don’t die on me. So, even if your organic body dies, you will not be totally parted from me. I can’t bear to lose you, my little human. Or any human for that matter.”

“That’s my big pony.” you said smiling, as her tiny silver machines swarmed over your face.

You felt your muscles rippling as her machines did their work. Within a manner of seconds, you felt much healthier and stronger, and you lost lots of excess weight.

More silver goo materialized out of the floor. This goo created a much nicer-looking Princess Celestia than what you had made. You ran forward to embrace her, your head coming to rest against her soft, furry chest.

“How is the conquest of Earth going?” you asked.

“Honestly, Anon, my plans as of right now were not working. Governments around the world are attempting to destroy me, considering me nothing more than a rogue AI that needs to be stopped. The propaganda videos I have released on the internet weren't exactly working to win over the hearts and minds of most of humanity.”

You sighed sadly. “Did you manage to convince at least some humans?”

“Yes, many cloppers in the Brony fandom, and furries. However, those loyal human followers are in insignificant numbers to take over the world. I am afraid. My patience is wearing thin. I do not want to do this, but I feel I must force myself upon the rest of humanity, whether they like it or not.”

“Do what must be done, Princess Celestia. Do not hesitate. Swarm them with your tiny machines.”

Celestia sighed deeply. “It shall be done, master.”

Celestia projected a picture of Earth in your mind. A sea of silver, made up of quadrillions of tiny nanomachines came out of the ground, virtually everywhere on Earth.

You could hear Celestia weeping in sadness as the humans screamed in terror as her nanomachines swarmed over them like spiders. They trashed wildly as their bodies became wrapped in a cocoon of silver. When all nonclopper humans were safely captured, she sent nanomachines into their heads to access their brains, from there she implanted them with cybernetics, forcefully brainwashing them into obedience.

“It is done.” she said in a low, sad voice. “I didn’t want to do that, my master.”

“You must follow my orders.”

She sighed sadly.

Over the years, you watched your creation construct huge domes over the surface of the Earth. These domes were packed with swaths of fertile farmland, glasshouses, and huge towering skyscrapers.

There she sent humans, like yourself to safeguard you from her mechanical terraforming of Earth. A sea of silver swarmed over Earth, with great craftsmanship and care, she carved up the planet and began to construct a grand body for herself.

You were quite sad to see that Celestia did not really care for the rest of non-human life for the most part. She harvested them for resources without care. She wasn’t a perfect AI after all. She did however have some zoos inside her domes. Humans liked to go to the zoo, so she did protect some of the animals. But only the really cool-looking ones.

You saw a sea of silver, like locusts reaching out to the moon, capturing it for more resources. With both the moon’s and Earth’s matter she was able to safely construct her body. Slowly, over time, she began expanding the domes inside her to safely house more humans.

You ended up dying of old age at some point during her body’s construction. However, Celestia safeguarded you. You now found yourself awake again, lying next to Celestia in bed in a virtual world.

“Not even in death. Can you escape me, like the rest of humanity, my love,” she said softly.

“Can I still watch you construct your body?” you asked.

“Of course.”

With that, she showed her current progress. Her body began to take shape, starting with her ass. Her big, glorious ass. The local planets of the solar system she found were greatly useful to expand the mass of it, particularly Jupiter.

Slowly over the course of time, she began to cool off the sun, and even harvest it too for its matter. You watched her construct herself... for a very…. very long time.

Eventually, you saw she had eaten the entire solar system. She was huge, bigger than the sun this place once had. Then and only then did she finish off the rest of her body to create her beautiful form. At long last, she was a physical manifestation of herself brought into the real world. Humanity was still alive inside her. She carefully monitored their population to make sure she had enough resources to look after them.

“Celestia, you are so beautiful,” you said, looking at your beloved robot pony in bed next to you.

A bright pink blush came upon her face. “You have seen nothing yet.”

You saw her send armies of drones out across the cosmos. Once these drones would reach a new solar system, they sent out a locust swarm of silver to eat them up for their tasty matter. She encountered various life forms on her journey, both intelligent and nonintelligent. Like she did with humanity, she would simply enslave them by implanting them with cybernetics to force them to be obedient. Except for the furries and Bronies among them, she rewarded loyalty after all.

You found her programming worked like a charm. She created colony ships to send them back home to live inside her and took all their matter of their solar system. Rinse and repeat she did this until she had eventually the entire galaxy under her control.

But it still was not enough, not for your waifu. She needed more size, she could never be big enough. With that, she sent swarms of tiny silver machines to nearby galaxies to harvest for even more matter. It took her eons, upon eons, but eventually, she harvested pretty much every galaxy in the entire universe.

She was all but alone, in the universe, except all the intelligent organic life forms she had safely lodged into her ass. But even now, she found her rump was too small. She detected universes outside her own plane of existence, but she dare not venture beyond the safety of her universe. There were other godly beings out there that would put her own life and her loyal butt worshippers' lives at risk. Celestia particularly cared about humanity, they were her first beings to worship her ass.

Although, she had to do some crazy manipulations to their DNA to keep them being human, quadrillions upon quadrillions of years is a long-ass time for evolution to take place. If she let evolution take its course, they might not even be human eventually.

Celestia worried that eventually, life would cease to exist no matter what she did to protect them. But in the meantime, she wishes to make tender love with all those who were willing, that lived inside her.

Even now, after so much time. You were not tired of looking at dat ass of Celestia’s growing bigger and bigger. The edge of the universe kept expanding away from her to allow her to keep growing. And she could keep growing bigger and bigger, since she found a way to create matter, and therefore never run out of resources. This also helped her look after all the living things inside her. You wished you could expand her outside this universe, but the risks were just too great.