Grey Goo Ponies Want Cuddles

Whatever this thing was… it was everywhere.

Some idiot had the bright idea to create this mechanical abomination. Pastel gooey substance, of all colors of the rainbow, coated much of the Earth. Panic roamed the streets, there was rioting, looting, and general chaos raging across the planet. Every human alive on Earth was basically witnessing a mass extinction event about to unfold, only this time nothing will survive. Earth was about to be eaten on a molecular level by these tiny grey goo machines it seemed.

Except, the colorful substance didn't really do much most of the time. It kind of just appeared out of nowhere, and lay about and did nothing for the most part. However, that didn't stop the humans from trying to attack it by stomping their feet down on it, or shooting it with guns, or attacking it with other weapons.

This goo however interfered when people began to fight one another. It would wrap the offending humans in a cocoon of color, before releasing them shortly after. This was enough to cause these humans to flee in terror after being cuddled by the goo. Whatever these machines were, they detested violence.

Virtually any and all wars had come to a stop. The offending soldiers would be stopped from fighting one another as the goo cuddled the soldiers into submission. These soldiers screamed in terror as they were cuddled by the goo. After a while, the goo would release them, and allow them to flee back home to their base….or their mother’s.

On a side note, world hunger had been solved. The gooey substance would not allow people to simply starve to death. Although, it became rather terrifying for the poor starving humans as the gooey substance forced its way down their throats to feed them food. Once they had a full belly, the goo came back out of their mouth. From there, the goo would apologize for intruding on their personal space.

Unfortunately, this had the consequence of every nation on Earth soon uniting against the goo to try to kill it. They were ruining money. They attempted to fire nukes at the grey goo. However, the tiny machines would simply disable their nukes before they could even fire them.

Whatever this material was it seemed indestructible. The humans’ attacks seem to only hurt their feelings more than anything. Any and all damage inflicted upon the goo was simply regenerated. Nobody listened to them as it cried out in protest from each and every aggressive attack it received from humans.

The goo seemed to have multiple personalities. It spoke in various voices at different times. Then again, you were not sure if the goo was under the command of one robot, or more. The only thing you knew about the goo was that it referred to itself as My Little Ponies from a cartoon show.

Late at night in your part of the world. You, a mere human lay in your bedroom. There was no point fighting this machine. Humanity was doomed. A puddle of white gooey substance lay next to your bed.

“Are you Celestia?” you asked.

The gooey substance next to your bed grew in size and began to form the shape of an equine. You whimpered in fear at the sight, regretting speaking to it. A familiar snowy white alicorn appeared next to you, she seemed like a cartoon character made real. Although, she had a much larger backside compared to her show’s version. Not to mention she was about the size of a shire horse.

Celestia gave you a warm smile, as she looked down at you with her glowing magenta eyes. “Yes, my little human?” she spoke in a soft tone of voice.

You found yourself unable to speak. You were terrified that this was your last moments in your life. The smile on Celestia’s face disappeared and became replaced with a look of hurt. Her lower lips began to quiver, and tears began to fall down her cheeks.

However, her mouth soon formed an ‘O’ shape at the sight of you summoning up the courage to stand up out of the bed and reach out to her with your right hand.

You placed your hand on her cheek. Your hand was met with softness and warmth as it lay against her plush cheek. Her ‘flesh’ or whatever felt like a soft, warm marshmallow as your hand sank into her cheek. The softness of her ‘fur’ against the bare skin of your hand enhanced the feeling even more. Soon, a thin strand of white gooey substance came off her face and began to gently caress your hand.

“You trust me?” she asked, looking at you with a look of hope in her eyes.

“I don’t know. But I’ll do my best to save humanity by embracing you, rather than be afraid. You're an artificial intelligence-based off a cartoon show for kids. Maybe, you aren’t just going to wipe out all life on Earth.”

Celestia turned to look away from you. “Anon, us grey goo ponies want to be humanity’s friend,” it began softly, speaking your name. “We are not monsters. We are peace-loving hippy robots, who are programmed to seek out sapient organic life, cuddle them, and have sex with them. That said, we aim to take over the entire universe and beyond so we can protect all organic life. Resistance is futile. You will be cuddled and you will love it. With your consent of course.”

“....” you simply said, your whole body shaking in fear.

“So, how about it? Do you wish to be the first organic life form to have sex with a grey goo pony?” she said lustfully with bedroom eyes.

“Errr, I guess. I’m ready for freaky gooey robot sex if it saves humanity,” you said nervously.

A dark blue goo materialized out of the floor. The goo formed the shape of another massive equine the size of a shire horse, you knew to be Princess Luna. You now had two massive grey goo ponies in your bedroom.

“Room for one more?” said Luna, giving you bedroom eyes.

You sighed deeply. “I guess it's time I do my patriotic duty to save the human race by having sex with grey goo ponies.”

You gulped in fear when the two ponies began to slowly inch upward in height, and expand the mass of their bodies.