"Nick, we forgot about the groceries."
"Nick, we forgot about the groceries."
As he took the keys out of the ignition of the Pontiac, the muscular blonde colored haired teen named Nick took a step out into the cold air of a thanksgiving afternoon.
"It feels like a hard winter is coming, Eric" sighed Nick.
"The great freeze is upon us, hurry! Scavenge for food!" said as Eric took a step out of the passenger side of Nicks car. "To our convenience, the invention of cheap fast food and canned products saves us the effort of ruining an animals day." replied Nick. They started walking towards the electric sliding doors that lead to the warmth of air conditioning.
"Nothing like corporations marketing on a two hundred year old holiday that was actually meant to be a peace treaty between Squanto and a bunch of stuffy pilgrims." Eric continued his ramble on his way to the food section.
"There wasn't even a turkey in the first thanksgiving anyway, god damn lies." said Eric as he turned his head to look at Nick as he made a face and said "Poor turkeys, left out of death." Eric laughed out loud. "If you look in the freezer section, not anymore." said Eric, as both stared at the wide selection of turkeys in the market.
As the cousins made their way to the register to make their checkout, Eric pointed out the pink aisle.
"So, you want to lower my masculinity even more in public now, don't you?" said Nick.
"Actually, I just wanna get in and out. No questions as-"
Eric's speech cut off by something eye catching.
"Did you die mid-sentence again?" said Nick with a grin. "No.... come over here." Eric replied.
"My masculinity is already lower than it should be." as Nick walked away. "You're masculinity isn't in question, since I believe the fabric of space and time may have been ripped." accompanied with Erics astonished face. "Wait? What?" as Nick ran over to Eric. Both of their jaws almost dropped to the floor.
A big white alicorn appeared from the middle of the aisle next to what seemed like a seeping portal of shininess.
"Can I touch it?!?!" Eric cried loudly.
"Don't touch it, the petting zoo is closed." as Nick began to walk to the mysterious alicorn with its head turned.
"I meant the portal, I don't think I want to get bucked in the face." said Eric as he slowly walked towards the portal.
"I will die of laughter if all the atoms in your hand just rip into the portal. Free amputation!" Nick chuckling at the idea.
"I'll just get a metal hand to punch you." said Eric.
"Hello!" The voice sounded familiar, as if it was from something familiar.
"Nevermind, this isn't a gimmick for children." said Eric as he jumped from the sound of the voice.
"I am Princess Celestia, and I come from Equestria. Now let me get to buisness. You two must come with me because you are the only ones who can stop this FUCKIN-" The alicorn quickly put her hoof on her mouth.
"I am truly sorry for that, there has been a curse put on me and some others back in Equestria. We need your help strangers, THAT FUCKING CUNT DISCORD FUCKED MY SHIT"
"More like Princess Tourettsia!" as Nick laughed hysterically on the floor gasping for air.
"This is the curse that discord has instilled on me, and I need you two to stop his DUMB BULLSHIT."
Eric stood in place, laughing as he pondered at the situation.
Both of them ended up pondering the situation. A pony, more specific an alicorn was talking directly to them. Both Nick and Eric drowned their doubt about this being a gimmick for kids, but a screwed up reality they may not be able to get out of.
"Ok, so you want two un-magical humans to stop a fictional chaos god who makes the sky precipitate chocolate milk and can give the ruler of a nation tourettes?"
"If you haven't noticed Tourettsia, humans aren't the most helpful in these paranormal situations. Just watch the Paranormal Activity films." said Nick in speculation.
"We got problems here. War, famine, disease, murder and Mitt Romney. I think we would just bring more chaos to your situation." Eric added.
"I don't doubt the evil that humans can inflict on each other, but I could also see that humans can do greater good as well. I feel I am taking a gamble, but I want you two to help us. What do say?"
"We got nothing better to do. Nick, grab your coat."
"Well, lets go to this world of technicolor ponies."
That was their final decision. The next months of Nick and Erics life will revolve around stopping Discord from further destruction. At least that was what their main reason was for going, just a small spark of generosity. The initial experience won't only teach them about friendship, but also how much they should have just booked out of the fucking super-market before any of this even happened. It is Thanksgiving after all. Everyone needs to eat.
"Your service is much appreciated, I will look forward to be working with you on this endeavor!" said Princess Celestia with excitement. "Don't get your plot in a bunch, we are doing this for the experience." said Nick.
"This should be better than therapy!" eagerly said by Eric
They proceed to walk towards the portal, all with confident faces and ready to face what is ahead of them
"Nick, we forgot the groceries." Eric exclaimed.
"We'll be fine. Princess Celestia should have time lord powers."
Princess Celestia whispered under her breath. "Right...."
"I have to say this, BBC don't sue me please." Eric popped up.
"That forth wall is broken, and it is only the first chapter!" Nick sighed.
"Allons Y!" screamed Eric as he stepped through the portal.
"God damn it Eric. Well at least he is keeping his sangfroid."
"Get in the god damned portal." yelled Celestia
Princess Celestia proceeded to push Nick into the portal, and then she entered last. If only Nick and Eric knew the journey they would face ahead of them. The shenanigans are only beginning.
