With a Knowledge of Everyting...

A Mishap

I slowly rouse from the sleep I was comfortably, and somehow, uncomfortably in. Don't ask me how, for I may have gained a couple of Pinkie's powers.

'Now, where is that crazy pink mare, why did I black out, why do I have a skull splitting headache, and most importantly, who's sucking on my fingers!?' my brain shouted. I instantly regretted doing so, for my head was hit with a lance of sharp pain. Noting that a few of the fingers on my right hand are being sucked on, I put my left hand to my head to stop the pain. Wait, hand?

Opening my eyes slowly so they won't get burned to a crisp, my vision is filled with green and white. More importantly, mint green. I do a double retake and gradually figure out what in Tartarus is going on. I notice the horn, so it's a unicorn, and it seems a bit smaller than me, so it's a mare. With my narrowed down choices, I come to a conclusion on what the buck is sucking on my fingers. Lyra.

Calmly, I get out of the death grip she has on me and ponder on how to relieve my appendages from her eating hole. Ding ding ding! Stop it, brain. POP! The sounds echoes through the room a bit before silencing. I decide to check to see what room I'm in. Ceiling, dresser, large, comfy bed, T.V... wait, what? I look back at where I saw the T.V. and notice it's my television. The different shades of blue slowly swirling in the background, and the words "Press OK to watch AT&T U-verse TV" disappearing and reappearing in a different spot.

"Ugh," I hear somebody moan. I look to my right on the edge of my bed towards the ground where the sound had come from. I might have broken the ground from my jaw hitting it so quickly. On my floor was the Mane 6, only one problem. They were HUMANS! Thank goodness they're also clothed. Looking around some more, I notice Spike is also here, sleeping atop my desk, also human. A glance at Lyra shows she is also human. Only one thought runs through my head.

So, Lyra, the Mane 6, Spike and a scroll are in my room. Scroll? Surely enough, there's a tan rolled up piece of paper that's held together by a red ribbon, laying on my long dresser. On the ribbon was a golden seal with a capital C on it. Knowing this was a letter from Celestia, I removed the ribbon and read the letter.

Dear Christian,

While in your... drunken stupor, it seems you showed a great deal of magic use, being able to turn my student and her friends into humans as well. You were also rambling on about "Skyrim", and something called "Halo?" Anyways, you opened a rift using one of the powers you were given upon entering Equestria. I cannot tell how, for I don't even know. The girls, Spike, and Lyra decided to go with you to see how your different your world is from ours. My student will be taking notes, while the girls and Spike will find something else to do. Until you find out how to get back to Equestria, I'm afraid you're stuck on "Earth" as you call it.

Princess Celestia

I put down the scroll and sit on my bed, pondering on what I just read. Stuck on Earth? Not so great. Stuck on Earth with the Mane 6? MAkes it a whole lot better. Lyra? Not so sure. I look over to the girl in question to find her staring at me,

"Gah!" I shout, nearly flying into the ceiling, Lyra flinching in suprise. She looks around my room, eyes growing more curious with each second. "You okay?" I ask as I recover from my shock.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be-" she cut herself off as she looked down at her hands. Yep, Lyra has hands.

"Now, before you go all crazy, let's-"

"Oh my gosh!" she practically screamed, squealing with delight. I swear, if I didn't have a headache, I would probably enjoy this. I quickly rush over and cover her mouth with one of my hands while the other tries to hold down her arms.

"Calm down! I don't want anyone else to wake up!" I loudly whisper. Too late.

"Uggh. Pinkie, did you spike the punch again?" Rainbow asks as she rubs her head.

"Yep! I had to make the punch special because, you know, we got two new friends and Twilight got to stay in Ponyville!" the party ex-pony said.

"You could at least telaaGGH! I'm in Christian's body!" Rainbow exclaims.

"If that were so, how come I'm right here?" I ask. Dash stares in disbelief at me, then at everyone else.

"Wha-Who-Wh- What's going on!"

"Really? You don't remember?" I idly let go of Lyra's mouth.

"Well, I remember you dancing to this really weird song you made out of magic. But other than that, no."

"Hey Christian, what's that?" Pinkie asks as she points at the T.V.

"I'll tell you later. Right now we've got to get everyone up," I respond as I walk over to Applejack.

"You mean everypony."

"Not in this world."

After waking everybody else up, which Spike complained the most, I gathered their attention.

"Now, I bet you're wondering why we're all in my room."

"This is your room? It's kinda small," Rainbow comments.

"Well, it wouldn't be this small if there weren't as many people. Now the second thing I bet you're also wondering is how you're humans. Well, I gues it's kinda my fault."

"What? But you're not even a unicorn!" Twilight exclaims. How has no one heard us yet?

"True, but let me give you all a quick lesson about what I've learned about Equestria. You see, all beings in Equestria have at least some magic in them. For earth ponies, they are better at growing crops and healing and other things like that. Pegasi have the ability to control the weather, which is also a bonus as they can walk on clouds. Unicorns, however, are the most magical beings, second to alicorns. They hhave more magic, but have nowhere to use it, meaning they are able to cast it out of their horns."

"And you know all this how exactly?" Applejack asks.

"Ah yes, the most touchy subject I can give you all. How I know you before I got to Equestria. Well..." Another explanation to the rest of the group, including Lyra and Spike. Speaking of Lyra...

"Lyra." The girl in question stops messing with her hands(and boobs for some reason) and looks at me. "I know you really like your hands, but you gotta listen. I want you to stay away from people as best you can. The reason is because I don't think it'd be natural for someone to run up to me and start messing with my hands. Got it?" She looked a bit dejected, but nodded.

"Alright, now let's-" I was cut off by many growls at the same time, including my own, "get something to eat." I walk into the kitchen first, and notice the clock saying that it's 7:34. Thank goodness it's Saturday. I spot quite a few apples in the fruit holder. Think of it as two baskets held by the same poles meant for holding food or something. I grab nine apples and begin heading back to the room before a piece of paper catches my eye. Saying it's for my brother and written by my mother, I decide to read it anyways.

Phoenix,

I will be at Walmart for a while to pick up groceries. Be back soon

Love, Momma

I set it back down and head back to my room. I sneak past my brother's room, sneaking a peak of him sleeping. No, I'm not that creepy. Just checking to see if he was still here. I walk back into the room to see Pinkie bouncing around the place, Applejack staring at stuff, Twilight examining my iPod, Spike checking out his still very sharp teeth, Rainbow attempting to stand up, Rarity going through my clothes in disgust, Fluttershy trying to hide behind her long hair, and of course, Lyra playing with her hands again.

"I got an apple for everybody, so, um. Eat up?" I say stupidly. I hand out an apple to everybody, including my self, and once I'm finished before everybody else, I go and get the trashg can from the kitchen.

"Okay, now that we no longer have an empty stomach, let's try to stand and walk."

Rainbow goes first, who was already trying to get used to it. Although she might have been trying the longest, it was still pretty difficult. The first time she almost face planted on a coner of my night stand, fortunately I was their to catch her. The second time she slipped a little, but then righted herfself. Her third time was the best, being able to walk slowly without tripping. Good enough.

"Okay, now who's next?" Applejack offers to go next, a look of determination on her face. Her first time, however, was a bit better than Rainbow's, landing in the cushiony chair that I sit in for my computer. Her second time was worse though, falling and pulling me down, her ending up on top. I sit there for a moment for two reasons. One being I'm kind of stuck under her. Two being that if I move, it will most likely make an inappropriate scene.

"You alright there, sugarcube?" Applejack asks me. I feel my cheeks burn up a bit from the position.

"No, no. I'm fine. Do you mind getting up though?" I ask, my face butning up a bit more. She nods and gets up. We try once more, me hoping that she'll get it right this time. My hopes came true as she was able to walk a little faster than Rainbow.

"Alright, who's ne-" my question was cut off by the sound of the front door opening.

Author's Note:

I apologize for the short chapter for two reasons. One being that this is not coming from any of the episodes, making less ideas. Two being that I started on making this a little late. The next chapter will include the following:

Finding a way back

Some hilarity

Maybe a bit of romance

Spells and dragon shouts

Hope you stay strong and stay tuned for the next chapter. Bye!