Naked in New York
Tits or GTFO
Previous ChapterNext ChapterRarity figured that the obvious starting point for scouting if there were any local dick-girls in the area was to ask every lesbian or bi girl in town, Photo Finish had always made it aggressively clear that dick-girls were still girls, just with a little extra equipment. It made sense, if a lesbian was happy for a girl to wield a strap-on, then the only real difference of fucking a dick-girl was that the cock in question was real flesh. Rarity's first stop was at Zipporwhill's house, she knew that technically she was in a relationship with Scootaloo, but that didn't necessarily mean that she wouldn't know if there were any dick-girls around who might be willing to flaunt themselves in front of a camera for one of the biggest photographers and one of the biggest porn magazines in America.
Rarity knocked on the door and after a few seconds, Zipporwhill opened the door, her bitchy personality still as present as ever. "Well well well........." said Zipporwhill "If it isn't old Rari-titties, famous fashion designer and local stuck-up slut who won't think twice about sucking off a horse but is apparently too lady-like to take so much as a fucking dildo up her ass. What the fuck do you want? You here to drain Ripley's nuts again or are you finally gonna stop being such a prude and shove your massive rack into my face?"
Rarity chuckled nervously and said "Yes it's... nice to see you too Zipporwhill, but actually I was just wondering... you wouldn't happen to know if there are any er... dick-girls in town, would you?"
Zipporwhill raised her eyebrow and said "Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't, what's in it for me to tell you if I know any dick-girls?"
Rarity saw what Zipporwhill was driving at here, seemed like she wouldn't cough up the info unless Rarity did something for her, Rarity sighed and in a monotone voice said "What do you want?"
Zipporwhill smiled, she liked how quickly Rarity caught on "Get in here, sit on my couch, get those fat fucking tits out and let me have my fun. Oh and don't talk, don't say a single fucking word, I swear if I even hear so much as a single syllable exit your mouth I am gonna kick your stupid ass out and you won't get your precious answers, you got that you whore?" Rarity, accepting that this was happening whether she liked it or not, simply walked in with Zipporwhill closing the front door behind her. Rarity walked into the living room, already pulling off her thick sweater and casting it aside and then undid her bra and let it fall to the floor as she sat down on the couch. Zipporwhill almost visibly salivated the second she finally laid eyes on Rarity's impressive chest melons "Oh fuck Rari-titties..." said Zipporwhill "I swear those fucking udders of yours make me soooo soooooo soooooooo fucking wet, like seriously my panties are damp already, you have no idea".
Rarity simply sat there, not making a noise or even showing any particular emotion on her face as Zipporwhill approached and practically thrust her face into Rarity's cleavage. Zipporwhill moaned louder than she ever had as she grabbed onto Rarity's breasts and rolled them around her face, indulging in the soft and pleasant warm of her rack, Rarity had to admit that she was actually enjoying this a little more than she was willing to admit. It wasn't often that somebody so lovingly paid any attention to her tits, so to have a girl here basically worshiping them did make her pussy react a little and start lubricating itself, even more so as Zipporwhill slipped her left nipple into her mouth and starting sucking on it, whilst using a hand to pinch to other. It seemed her other hand had disappeared underneath her skirt to tend to her aching fuck hole.
This continued for several minutes, while Zipporwhill went back and forth from one breast to another, sucking, pinching and even gently tugging on Rarity's nipples. Rarity was panting and sweaty with her orgasm approaching, Zipporwhill had already orgasmed at least twice and wanted to have one more. Struggling for breath, Zipporwhill eventually pulled her face out of Rarity's chest and brought both her hands out to deliver a firm slap to each tit, with Rarity's breasts being so large, they were incredibly sensitive and Rarity let out a yelp and then a groan as the odd sensation of having her tits smacked pushed her into an orgasm. As Rarity's pussy quivered and clenched, Zipporwhill reached her third and final orgasm simply from the knowledge that she had been able to make Rarity cum just from playing around with her enormous jugs.
Both of them were panting, sweaty and in desperate need of a change of underwear, the unfortunate thing being that Rarity wasn't exactly in the best position to do so, Photo Finish had asked for her help on rather short notice so she couldn't afford to waste time by going back to the boutique for a change of clothing. Once they had both calmed down Rarity put her bra and sweater back on before saying "So... you were saying?"
Zipporwhill looked at her and went "Hmm? Oh yeah, right, dick-girls sure. Yeah, I don't know any".
Rarity's jaw dropped, she had to be fucking joking "What?!"
Zipporwhill simply went "Hey, I never said I knew any dick-girls, I just said I'd tell you if I knew any and I don't. Besides, I'm a hardcore lesbian just like your horse-fucker friend Rainbow Gash, I don't find dicks appealing whether they are attached to a girl or not".
Rarity got up in a huff "You are detestable young lady!"
Zipporwhill said "Yeah yeah, I love you too Rari-titties, feel free to fuck off". Rarity decided to leave before she got the urge to punch Zipporwhill in the face and move on to asking the next person she had a feeling might know something, Pinkie Pie, at least Zipporwhill had helped her rule out Rainbow Dash as a person to ask. Rarity made her way to Sugar Cube Corner and right there behind the counter was the rotund rump of Pinkie Pie as she bent over to take some muffins out of the oven, Rarity got her attention with an *ahem* and as soon as Pinkie Pie put the muffins down on the work surface and turned around. "Rarity!"
"Hello Pinkie" said Rarity "Can I ask you a question?"
Pinkie giggled and said "Of course you can silly! But first let me ask you a question, what would you like?"
Rarity went "Oh no no no dear, I'm not here for food I'm just-"
Pinkie interrupted her and said "No not for food Rarity! You're my 100th customer today! What kind of sex are you in the mood for?"
Darn, Rarity had forgotten Pinkie Pie's policy of shagging every 100th customer, with an exasperated sigh she said "Look, Pinkie, I really don't have time for any fun, I just need you to answer a question". Pinkie Pie was a bit of a slut, she must have known if there was a dick-girl in town, unfortunately, Pinkie Pie was a relentless sex addict.
"Well Rarity, I refuse to answer your question until you have some bedroom fun with me, have we got a deal?" Rarity was pissed off, she didn't want to keep giving everyone sexual favors just to get answers, but it looked like she didn't have much of a choice and just nodded.
Pinkie smiled and "Yipee! Alright! Let's get some fucking done!"
Rarity went slightly red in the face with annoyance, Pinkie Pie could be such a bitch sometimes.
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