Life of a human turned dragon in Ponyville
Chapter 4. Startling discoveries
Previous ChapterNext ChapterOk, so, when It came time for me to use the bathroom I realized something I should have noticed as soon as I removed my clothes. I seemed to be missing somethings very important to every guy. Sufficed to say, I responded how anyone else would. Perfectly calm and collected...( HAH YEAH RIGHT!)
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''WWWWHHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!''
Which was accompanied by something I hadn't even considered, like, at all.
WWHHHOOSSHHH
"OH! CRAP!!"
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"Well... I'm glad the bathroom has tiled walls..."
Seriously though, what was that! D.. Did I just breathe out fire!
Now, most of you might think that If you were in my shoes you would be mentally shouting "CCOOOLL!!!" Well, I cant deny it, a small portion of my brain did just that, however, I was mostly panicking beyond belief. I mean how would you feel if you had just gotten the scare of your life, and then, in your shout of surprise and dread you suddenly spew out flames like you have a propane tank in your stomach?
So, after staring wide eyed for awhile I slowly started filing information in my brain and deciding what needed to be taken care of first. I still felt like my bladder was about to explode so I decided I should focus on my plumbing for the moment.
''Ok... so, I don't see any external features at the moment, soo.. lets check things out."
Sufficed to say I was in for a few surprises. First, I discovered that my 'entrance' for a lack of a better term, was hidden behind what appeared to be some flexible scales and behind them I discovered my eherm 'member' was close to what A cats looks like, small fleshy barbs with the addition of what I can only assume is a 'knot' like what you would find on a canine. I basically had a ''sheathed member' except my sheath was internal instead of external.
''Ok... so, I've changed a few things in the plumbing department. I cant seem to find my 'family jewels' however, seeing as I am definitely still male, I'll assume they are located internally. Now that I think about it, it actually makes sense, I don't remember ever seeing or reading about a reptilian species with external plumbing before."
So with that crisis averted, and learning how to use the restroom with my new plumbing, I could finally start focusing on other important matters, predominantly, FIRE!
Ok, so I definitely shot out some fire, which, now that I think about it is pretty EPIC!.... But, yeah, I'm definitely glad my bathroom walls are t.....
"Huh... that's odd..."
I shot out fire, I saw it, it lit up my mirror and kinda spread along my wall extending in a circle around the point of impact, but...
''There's not a scorch mark anywhere... no soot, or anything associated with fire, there's not even any change to the mirror, and at the very least, it should have warped or cracked with the rapid temperature shift.''
Wonder what the deal is...? Hah, guess it could be 'magic' fire...
"Huh... after turning into a mythological creature... I guess anything seems possible at this point."
Lord, help me.
"Well, what next?"
I'm standing there planning on what I should do next, when I hear some loud barking and scratching at the door.
"Oh crap! Wolf!" I say as I run straight for the door, (without stumbling or anything I might add!) and unlock and throw it open.
"Wolf! come here boy!"
GGRRRR!!
"Uhh gulp,what's wrong boy?" I say before I get tackled to the ground by a large snarling dog.
Oh... right... dragon, should have thought of that bfore fling the door open
GGRRRR BARK! BARK! GGRRR BARK!
"DOWN BOY DOWN, HEEL"
Wolf backs stops biting me and his ears flick back and his tail tucks. But he's still growling.
GRRR
"That's it, its ok boy its me, its Hunter."
At this point wolf starts sniffing me all over, then his tail starts wagging and I receive One of the grossest things on the planet, a round of dog kisses.
"BLEGK HAHA, CUT THAT OUT HAHA DOWN HA BOY DOWN HAHA, YUCK!"
Bark Bark!
"Haha well, now that that's over I guess I better see if anything has changed outside, but since you were waiting for me at the front door, I guess everything is the same out there, Don't need anyone outside to see a real live dragon and call the government. But then again my house is 45 min from town, and there's quite a few miles between me and any neighbors and at least a mile drive to the main road. I should be good."
I'm saying all this to my self as well as to Wolf, my dog, he's a tamaskan dog, looks so much like a wolf without all the wild genes. (Yeah, he looks like a wolf and I named him Wolf, so sue me, not like I named him cat! and I rather like the name, he sure doesn't complain) So anyway I'm basically talking to myself as I get up and make my way to the still open front door.
"Well, lets take a look see here shall we?" I say as I step out the door and onto the covered porch. Out of everything I expected to see This definitely wasn't one of them.
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"Wolf... I don't think were in the Smokies anymore...."
Author's Note
Alright, only tool an hour and a half with this one and again, it seems every chapter I post my writing style seems to evolve a bit more.
SOmething Important I need to address, as I am personally a christian There will be NO CLOP SCENES in this story. there will be rude humor, primarily from a certain rainbow collared Pegasus, and maybe an embarrassing moment or two, but no sex scenes whatsoever. I included the brief portion about the plumbing change because it was a totally natural concern and reaction, also a great way to introduce Hunter's new flame capabilities, however, I don't plan to revisit that topic again.
Anyways, thanks for the ready guys! Comment below on any suggestions yall might have.
Thanks! FTG OUT!
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