Pony Anatomy Pregnancy

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Anon, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Sex
Length: 1082

You got Rainbow Dash pregnant. What's even more insane you don't recall having sex with her. Alternate universe take on the Pony Anatomy Problem story.

You got Rainbow Dash pregnant. What's even more insane you don't recall having sex with her. Alternate universe take on the Pony Anatomy Problem story.

Published 2021-05-16 09:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-16 09:00:02 UTC

Rainbow Dash's Pregnancy

It has been several months since that fateful day when you, the human had ‘sex’ with Rainbow Dash… well… sorta… kinda… not really. You gave her the pony’s version of sex: love cuddles. Which as the name implied: you cuddled her. Since, like the rest of her kind, Rainbow Dash did not possess genitalia, nor an asshole. The closest thing you got to actual sex was dry humping the gap between her featureless backside. That, or getting a blowjob from her.

Oh, and Rainbow Dash became an alicorn after sucking your dick.

If it was any consolation, you could eat out your good friend Twilight Sparkle’s plump ass in public without anypony caring at all. She wasn't sexually stimulated in the least. As if you were not there, she calmly read an open book, which lay upon the bench in front of her. Only cuddling in public was inappropriate since that was sex here. Of course, you told your good friend Twilight why you like to eat out ass. You can't wait to cuddle her too, and get a blow job from her.

You were sat on a wooden, park bench dressed in a black tuxedo. Your head was buried between Twilight’s plump ass cheeks. You licked the featureless canyon of her backside to your heart's content. Your hands lay situated on both sides of her plump buttcheeks, creating a deep depression as they sank into the plush flesh of her rear.

You could hear ponies frolicking about in the park. You heard them talking, laughing, and them generally going about their lives without care even as you ate out Twilight’s ass in front of them. For quite some time nothing eventful happened, until you heard a rush of air hitting you, followed by a loud slam of hooves hitting stone.

You lifted your head away from Twilight's ass only to see the light blue alicorn with a rainbow mane and tail known as Rainbow Dash. She glared at you with narrowed, angry eyes as she stood upon the narrow, stone path in the park. What was even more strange, Rainbow looked a bit chubby, as if she gained weight.

“Uhhh, Rainbow? Why are you looking at me like that?” you asked nervously.

“You got me pregnant! You ruined my chance to join the Wonderbolts!” she shouted, her voice echoing across the park.

Twilight, among several ponies gasped in shock with a hoof over their mouths.

After such a shocking turn of events, you calmly made to stand up off the bench. From there, you raised your arms high into the air and proceeded to scream as you ran away.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH!” you said, running away.

“Get back here! You bastard!” roared Rainbow.

You ran as fast as your two legs could carry you. You made your way back into Ponyville, from there you made your way to the Golden Oaks Library. The ponies in town looked on confused as they watched you run past them.

Just when you were about to enter the front door you heard Rainbow Dash spoke softly, in a rather calm voice. “Anon, please stop running. I’ve been right behind you this whole time.”

You sighed deeply, and accepted your fate. You turned around to see Rainbow Dash floating in mid air slightly above the ground. She lightly flapped her wings to keep herself above ground. Her two front hooves were crossed as she glared at you with narrowed, angry eyes.

“Rainbow, please make it quick,” you pleaded, dropping to your knees, submitting to your fate.

“Make what quick? What are you talking about?” she asked, cocking her eyebrows wide.

“As in…. killing me,” you said in a low voice.

Of all things… you didn’t expect Rainbow to lean down, and softly kiss you on the forehead for a brief moment. This sign of affection was short lived the moment the kiss ended. She now glared down at you with narrowed, angry eyes.

“You idiot! Get into your bedroom with me! Now!” she shouted, forcibly lifting you with her two front hooves in order to lift you upright onto your two legs.

With great haste, you and Rainbow made your way inside, up the stairs, and into your bedroom. You lay yourself down on your dull grey bed within a small, cramped room. It was more like a closet if anything. Rainbow flashed her horn with rainbow light, quietly closing the door behind her with a flick of magic. She then made to lay herself down on top of you.

Rainbow’s warm, soft body rested on top of yours. Her soft, feeling, spongy like hooves came to rest upon your shoulders. You were taken aback as tears began to fall down her cheeks as she stared down at you with her large, rosy red eyes.

“Anon, did I not prove to you that I care about you by gently sucking your penis multiple times over these past few months?” she said in a low, hurt voice. “Why would you think I would kill you over getting me pregnant? Don’t get me wrong, I am mad at you. But…. I-I.... but…”

“But what Rainbow?” you asked softly.

“But… I…. I-I….. I love you, Anon. Don’t you get it? Why would I kill someone I love?” she spoke softly, before her voice changed to an imploring tone, looking at you with pleading doggy eyes. “You love me too, don’t you?”

“Of course, Rainbow Dash. I love you too.” you said softly.

“Do you mean it? You’re not just saying that?”

You answered her question by bringing your two hands to gently take hold of her midsection of her back. From there, you applied a gentle squeeze upon her back. This action subsequently caused Rainbow to utter a happy whinny.

“Oh Anon, you do love me,” she said softly, while slowly leaning her head down to give you a kiss. Unfortunately, she was interrupted by a loud banging sound on the door behind her just before her lips came down to kiss you. Rainbow turned to face the door behind her with a hateful glare.

“Rainbow?! You haven’t killed Anon have you?” came Twilight's voice, sounding worried.

“No!” Rainbow shouted. “I am in the middle of having an intimate moment with him. Go away!”

“Aww!” said Twilight.

“Don’t tell anypony about this, please?” Rainbow said in an imploring tone.

“Uhhhh… Rainbow. There’s like about fifty to sixty, maybe even more ponies with me here,” said Twilight nervously.