Coitus Contest
Epilogue
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“Who’s a good filly? Who’s a good filly? You are, yes you are!” Twilight chanted while a baby alicorn filly giggled and babbled happily. The happy noises the filly was making intensified when she blew a raspberry on her belly. “Oh, you liked that, didn’t you? Of course you did!” She praised before giving the little filly a pacifier for her to suck on.
Looking around and sighing deeply with a smile from ear to ear, she couldn’t help but enjoy the perfect sunny day in Ponyville’s park. Near where she was sitting, under the shadow of a great oak tree was Celestia herself, topless and resting against the tree’s trunk while a pair of baby alicorns as white as she was but sharing a patterned purple mane similar to hers sucked on her nipples for nourishment.
In the grassy open field near to the Princess of the Sun was Spike, slightly larger but swarmed by several foals old enough to play with their uncle. Five in total, two of them were earth ponies, two pegasi, and one unicorn, all of them precious little fillies full of life and energy.
“H-Heeeeeelp me!” Spike called out in a mock cry for help while his five nieces poked at him, tugged his tail, insisted on taking a ride on his back, and more.
Applejack, Fluttershy, Starlight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, and Rarity sat on a nearby picnic set, chattering and giggling at Spike’s ‘predicament’. All of them were dressed similarly for their outing and their dresses shared her Cutie Mark. Starlight was carrying a small bundle in her arms, a small pegasus colt cooing softly while he sucked on a pacifier.
She peered away from the enchanting scene to search for the seventh mare bearing her mark and found her soon enough. Trixie had moved to the bench near Cadance and Shining Armor, choosing to entertain the spunky Flurry Heart with a variety of hat tricks and magician expertise. Her daughter, an earth pony filly that was her striping image, rested against her chest.
The Princess of Love was smiling while taking in the sun, relaxing on top of a towel as she did so. Next to her was Shining Armor bouncing another baby alicorn on his knee, making cooing noises and funny faces that made the foal laugh.
“It is quite a sight to behold, right?”
Twilight turned her head to see none other than the Princess of the Night carrying in her arms an adorably wide-eyed foal observing everything that surrounded it. The scene made her giggle and sigh happily. “Indeed it is, Luna.”
“You know, I was skeptical when you proposed a park of all things to be the place where the next Princess Summit would be held, Twilight. But now?” Luna looked around once more. “Now I think it’s simply perfect.”
Watching her daughter spit out the pacifier, Twilight used her finger to lightly tickle her belly and keep her entertained. “Thank you. I wasn’t all too sure it would be an ideal place until everypony arrived.”
Luna chuckled. “You know, Twilight, now that we’ve given birth to our foals and all of those lucky mares are equally bouncing one of these little horrors on their laps-” she said whilst lightly pinching the cheek of her foal, making it babble. “-there’s a lot of speculation regarding when the next Coitus Contest will be held. Any thoughts about it?”
Silence set between them for a few minutes, both adult alicorns simply enjoying the sights and their time of peace.
“While I’d love to bring joy to countless mares once more; to gift them with a precious foal of their own-” Twilight’s eyes fell on her daughter. “-and bring more of this unimaginable joy into the world, I’m afraid foalbirth and nursing are just as taxing if not more so than the process that conceived them ever was. Then there’s the weaning period. I have no idea how long it will be for a baby alicorn born from two alicorn parents. Cadance and Shining almost went insane with Flurry Heart. And don’t let me get started on the pregnancy period!”
“HA!” Luna barked. “I confess I must agree with you, Twilight.”
Twilight’s smile grew. “At the same time, though, I really want to hold another Contest as soon as possible if you, Cadance, and Celestia are up for it, that is.”
“Always ready, my dear. Do you have a plan?”
Twilight nodded. “Actually, I do. I plan to keep nursing my precious Starbright for a year, then begin to plan for the next Coitus Contest six months after that. Maybe more if any complications present themselves. According to my calculations, that should be enough time for everyone to properly recover and be safe?”
Luna nodded. “Sounds perfect to me. Celestia and Cadance still need to know about it, see what they think about it, and eventually work up an official date. Let’s tell them once it's the foal’s nap time?”
Twilight nodded, her face contorted into funny expressions that delighted her daughter.
“I wonder how many volunteers there will be next time?” Luna voiced her thoughts out loud. “We only gave, what, a few weeks' notice before the last one? Imagine what will happen when we give a notice months in advance! I wouldn’t be at all surprised if five times as many volunteers signed for the next Contest,” leaning quickly to kiss Twilight on the cheek, she continued with a sassy smirk on her lips. “And while I adore my precious Moonlight with all my heart and wouldn’t give her up for the world, I would rather much prefer to avoid getting attacked by another ‘Cock Zombie’.”
Giving a sheepish grin, Twilight replied. “Yeah, you and me both. I couldn’t move for days on end and everything hurt. Everything. I’m not making that blunder again. Now Spike and my girls will have my permission to physically drag me out of there if they deem it necessary,” she then blinked and later giggled when she saw her daughter phantom sucking. “Looks like someone is hungry. Come here, Starbright, let’s go with your cousins and aunt Celestia.”
Picking her daughter up, Twilight began to make her way to where Celestia was resting. Luna followed suit. “Might as well join you now. Little Moonlight must be hungry by now, too,” they reached Celestia in a matter of seconds and sat next to her, one at each side. “Are they still eating? Are you perhaps a cow in disguise, Moolestia? Or are my niece and nephew gluttons just like her mother? With the number of sweets and cake you eat, I wouldn’t be surprised if your milk tasted like frosting!”
Celestia’s expression didn’t shift much aside from a cheeky grin forming on her lips. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Luna. Sunbeam and Starfire take more after their father than their mother. After all, Twilight is more than capable of dethroning me given how many hayburgers she’s able to eat in a single sitting.”
Twilight rolled her eyes as she prepared to take off her blouse. Luna gasped in horror.
“The two biggest gluttons of Equestria produced offspring! Bakeries and fast-food joints of Equestria tremble, for your problems have doubled!” Luna cheered.
“Yeah, yeah, laugh it up Candy Gobbler,” Twilight replied before taking off her blouse, freeing her breasts. Once the piece of cloth passed her eyes, she saw Spike, Shining Armor, and Flurry Heart were setting up a game of three-way catch. Cadance and Trixie were approaching with their respective foals in their arms and behind them also came the rest of her mares, her wives. Her herd. All of them carrying their precious foals.
Starbright chose that moment to latch onto her right nipple and began to suckle on it with abandon. The filly soon began to coo and gurgle slightly as she drank the filling milk of her mother.
“Hey, guys, mind if we join in?” Rainbow Dash asked from a distance.
Luna smiled, waving at them. “The more the merrier!”
Twilight sighed in pure contentment. Today is proving to be a perfect day. Many more are to follow with all of them at my side. I do it for them… as they are here for me.
The End.
Author's Note
Special thanks to anyone that read this!
