It Could Always Be Worse,And It Is

Stephen had awoken to a high pitch scream. It was something that sounded like a little girl. Stephen looked over to the couch to look for his friend, Damian, who had passed out in the middle of the floor. He was not there. Another scream, and he traced the sound of that to the bathroom. When he got there to see what’s up, he saw a dark blue alicorn filly with a faded blue mane and tail with black highlights. The only thing Stephen could think was ‘Where is Damian”. When he looked at the filly he noticed who it was. He decided to let on a joke.

“Hey there, little filly, where is your mother and father?” Stephen said between chuckles.

“SHUT UP, OK!? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?!?” The filly was screaming as she turned towards him, “AND WHY THE HELL AM I THE RULE 63 VERSION OF MY OC!?” She finished, before noticing something that Stephen had not, her frown slowly turning into a smirk.

“I don’t know, but I am enjoying second of it, Falling Moon!” Stephen snickered, before receiving a hair dryer to the face, knocking ‘him’ down.

“Ok, let’s calm down a second and- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, YOU CALLED ME FALLING MOON! UP YOURS!” She screamed

“Ok, ok, sorry, but you look adorable.” Stephen said.

“Ya, at least I am not a full grown mare!” she retorted with a smug smile.

“Yeah, at least-Wait, What The Fuck!?” Stephen said, finally noticing her newly acquired ‘feminine’ curves in the bathroom mirror.

“What happened last night dude? Last I remember was partying in Vegas.” Falling Moon stated.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________(Last Night) _______________________________________

The music was blasting, everybody was having a good time. And then the drinking contest. It was between Damian and some random bachelor who introduced himself as Luke. When Damian ordered them to fill the empty aquarium with a mix of the strongest drinks available, the bartender obliged, albeit begrudgingly. While he started chugging, everybody in the bar was shouting “Chug chug chug!” Which he was doing. After a while, he drank the bar out of all of its booze. Yet, Damian, Stephen and their new friend Luke, went to bar after bar while Damian was not even buzzed. After awhile, they decided to call it a night and went back to the hotel, where Damian passed out on the couch and Stephen on the bed...
________________________________________________________________________________________________________(Back To The Present) _________________________________

Stephen and Damian recounted everything from the previous night. Remembering every little detail from the time they got off the plain checked in the hotel. Damian was freaking out a little. They have drunk themself out of mind. It was one of the days where no one would remember anything. Typical blackout after been drunk.

“Ok Stephen, does that sound about right? Because I don't think we can leave the hotel in our current state. I mean, come on, an alicorn filly and a unicorn mare? People might freak the heck out” Damian said.

“Um, Damian, I don’t think that will be a problem...” Stephen said after looking out the bathroom window.

“Why do you say that Stephen? What did you mean it won't be a problem?” Damian was asking, a little paranoid.

“Look out the window and see for yourself.” Stephen said as calmly as possible.

“What do you mean by-” Damian looked out the window and his eyes got wide ”What the heck, this can’t be real!” Damian said still shocked.

Outside the window they could see a massive forest. “Maybe we should go out there and check see if we can find somebody, or somepony.” Stephen said sheepishly.

“Dude, hell to the no, it’s the goddamn Everfree forest! We’ll get attacked by a damn manticore or a hydra, or maybe a cockatrice! So fuck that! I’m staying right here until I wake up from this nightmare!” Damian stated a little pissed at the suggestion

“Well, if you wanna wait for the ‘beast’ to make their way in here to get you, then go right ahead. I, on the other hand, or hoof, is going outside!” Stephen shouted.

“We are in a hotel room that somehow transported with us. We are safe.” Damian said a little smugly.

“No, we’re not. We’re leaving, and I do mean ‘we’.” Stephen said lifting Damian up in his magic and placing him on his back.

“No, come on dude, let me go. Please, for the love of God, let me go!” Damian was begging a little, but Stephen was having none of it.

“Come on Dude, maybe we’ll meet Celestia and she can coo over her little ‘girl’.” Stephen joked.

“Ya right, asshole. If we are lucky then we can find out what's happening and why we are here.” Damian stated.

“Well then, let’s go. You can stay on my back. We don't want more than one ‘princess’ getting dirty, do we?” Stephen snickered, keeping Damian from falling off with magic.

“You know what, shut up, ok?” Damian added getting annoyed with the joke.
After a good two or three hour walk they had found a cobblestone path leading to a house that both of them recognized in an instant. It was Fluttershy’s cottage.

“Yes! Stephen, look, it’s Fluttershy’s house, this is pretty cool.” Damian exclaimed. When they both heard a deep voice coming from behind them when they turned their jaws hit the ground.

“Princess Falling Moon, there you two are, everypony has been worried sick about you, even your father.” The voice said.

“Uhhhhhhh, what did you just call me?” Damian asked, knowing who that was it was the rule 63 Twilight Sparkle.

“You heard me. Now come on Moon, your father is worried sick about you. Let’s go and you too, Rising Sun.” Both Damian and Stephen’s jaws were on the ground while Dusk Shine dragged them to the library, where they sat down waiting for Falling Moon’s ‘father’ to arrive.

“Now where did you two go last night?” Dusk asked with a hint of annoyance in his tone.

“Uh, long story short, all we know is we woke up in the Everfree Forest. Other than that, we can’t really say.” Stephen lied.

“You did not try and get Moon back?” Dusk said, shocked.

“Look Dusk, neither of us knows exactly what happened last night. All we know, is that we were in a hotel room without the hotel, somewhere in the Everfree. That’s it.” Stephen snorted.

“Uhhuuhhh, well is Falling Moon ok? That is all I care about right now.” Dusk asked suspiciously.

“Oh, I wonder how Glimmer Shield will react when she hears that...” Stephen replied with a smirk, not having a clue what he was talking about.

“Just shut up ok, this is getting freaking annoying. We don’t know what happened, Dusk, so don’t bombard us with dumb questions.” Damian said.

“I am sorry Moon, but you are under my care, so I don’t want our princess getting hurt” Dusk said to her.

“Just shut the hell up, Dusk Shine. I mean, fuck.” Damian said pissed off now.

“Falling Moon, I know I have raised you better than that. You don’t use that kind of language, little filly” a new voice said.

“Prince Solaris!” Dusk Shine exclaimed.happy to see his mentor.

“Yo Sunny.” Stephen said with a complete lack of formality, much to the chagrin of Dusk Shine.

“You have got to be bucking kidding me” Damian said.

“ A/N ok everypony in the next chapter i will be useing the names “Falling Moon & Rising Sun” i also need to know the rest of the main 6’s R63 names along with Luna and the CMC but there will be more in chapter 2 trust me on this