Colors of a Rainbow

Alternate Ending #1

As the gears grind and the screams of terror and pain are heard, Rainbow looks down, her eyes pinpricks. “H-he thinks my eyes are… beautiful…?” she mutters, trembling.

Suddenly, an alarm begins to sound. All of the ponies look up at the machine. Doctor Atmosphere lets out a cackling laugh, standing above the machine. “Yes! YES! Work, my beautiful creation! GRIND HIM INTO DUST!”

The machine, gears grinding and steam fizzling, continues pushing out red, bubbling liquid through its pipes. “No… Anon, what have I done?!” Rainbow cries out. “Why did you have to go and do that, you… you baka!”

Everyone in the room goes silent.

Almost instantly, a large crack begins to drag itself along the side of the machine, before bursting and spraying the red substance all over the pegasi. Rainbow screams out in sheer horror.

…And from opening her mouth, is involuntarily forced to taste the liquid.

Her cries stop, and she looks down in surprise. “I-is this… tomato sauce?”

As if the realization was like the opening of the flood gates, the machine itself begins to ooze out a strange, meaty substance in addition to the sauce.

“Oh… oh my…” Doctor Atmosphere mutters, before he is caught in the eruption of sauce and meatballs, swept into the machine by the sheer amount of sauce.

The machine lets out spurts and puffs of various Italian substances at random intervals; at this point, all of the pegasi are panicking, unsure of what to do. Rainbow, however, just stands there, baffled by all of this.

And then… comes the noodles. The machine at this time has reached its breaking point, and is near to bursting forth with all of the spaghetti contained within.

“I guess…” she mutters as chaos erupts all around her, “Humans really are made of food…”

And then Rainbow was spaghetti.

Good end.

Written as a joke response to butthurt in the thread on 4Chan at the original ending. I hope you had a chuckle.

~Wuten