Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that Rainbow Dash truly is the Element of Loyalty!

Without ~~major~~ hesitation, she took on the epic task of ~~getting fu~~ pleasuring the human “ambassador”. And pleasure she did! It went on for hours, until she had been reduced to a salivating vessel of semen and fur.

Even though it turned out that this particular specimen was indeed not an ambassador, we gained fascinating insights into their mating behavior. It was truly marvelous to watch – though I apologize for the stains on the floor – had I been aware that Lyra has such a strong sexual preference for humans, I would not have invited her. However, since the ambassador is of less value we expected – and nopony seemed to know what to do with it – we entrusted Lyra to care for it.

More importantly though: I am happy to report that Rainbow Dash does not seem to have suffered any permanent bodily damages. ...Except for the second degree burns she incurred on herself during a shower, when she finally had gained consciousness again. She also starts winking uncontrollably and shows an increase in vaginal lubricating every time the human is mentioned: This may be an aftereffect of the spell; I will study this interesting phenomenon and keep you up to date. Fortunately, this does not seem to adversely affect her function as an Element of Harmony.

Perhaps worse, Fluttershy seems to be suffering a trauma from observing the act. When it happened, she kept her head buried in her hooves, crying and whimpering. She also seems to have lost control of her bladder at some point. She has not been responsive since. Informally, this is known as a “fuck shock”. Her condition causes me great sorrow.

But all in all, this event has been of great scientific value and could certainly have gone worse.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Author's Note

This is all you deserve.