Misleading Mare

by Lunatic God

Insane Introductions

Previous Chapter

Beep be-

Celestia reared up onto the counter that was just a bit taller than her and happily opened the microwave door with her golden magic, bringing the steaming bowl out before shutting the door. Next to her, her personal guard High Grand was preparing a small glass bowl of Caesar Salad, having just poured a packet of ranch onto the salad and was currently mixing it with a fork he held in his green aura.

“Grandy,” Celestia called, backing up putting all four hooves back on the floor as she faced her guard, placing the bowl on the ground before the magic surrounding it disappeared. “Can you add the flavor now?” She asked.

He left his bowl as his magic continued to mix it, stepping over the bowl on the ground with his crotch a little bit offset from the bowl, before he raised his left hind leg. With a grin, Celestia bounded over to his side and stuffed her muzzle into his sheath, lapping at it and inhaling his always delicious musk, which made his tip slowly peek out.

Once he was fully erect, she moved her muzzle and took his tip into her mouth, before inhaling and diving down on his cock, making him moan and his raised leg twitch as she made it two-thirds of the way before gagging. Undeterred, she took a moment to take another breath before lurching the rest of the way, bumping her nose against his crotch, and remained there for a moment as his tail began slowly swaying before she pulled off entirely, coughing as she sat back.

Next, two short cylinders of golden energy formed, one at the base of his sheath and the other on his tip, before they both began to rapidly stroke his cock in the opposite direction of each other, while also pointing his dick at the bowl as he looked up while moaning out, lightly bucking into the rings and moaning every so often.

Eventually, the same golden aura surrounded his balls, stimulating them, while one of the rings started rapidly vibrating on his tip as the other ring accelerated faster and faster, making his magic dissipate from the fork as he moaned louder and bucked faster before his eyes rolled back in his head and he ahegaoed, moaning loudly as his horn sputtered and his balls hiked up and down as he spurted loads of hot spunk into her oatmeal, making some oatmeal splash out.

When the bowl was close to overflowing, Celestia quickly took his tip into her mouth again, gulping down the rest of his huge load.

“Ahh…" He sighed contently, feeling her lips leave his tip as he finished giving his seed, putting his shaky leg back on the ground as she took the bowl in her magic and stood up, turning around and trotting towards the door with her bowl in tow, her magic also mixing the cum in with a spoon.


They ate in her personal quarters, as they usually did, with Celestia’s peytral, crown, and slippers in a pile by the door, while High Grand’s armor and Helmet hung on a stand. High Grand sat on the floor at the end of the bed, lounging back with his legs wide, his bowl on the floor beside him as he occasionally used magic to grab a bite with his fork. Celestia sat in his lap, lounging back gently on his sheath with his cock hilted inside her as she held the bowl in her hooves, her stomach bulged out with a clear outline of his dick as she slowly took bites of her cum oatmeal with her magic, her eyes staring at the screen of the CRT television positioned against the wall across from them, watching Mickey Mouse cartoons.

“We gotta go meet the new guard in five minutes,” High Grand told Celestia after he swallowed his last bite, leaving the fork in the dirty bowl as he placed it in the middle of her bed for the maids to clean up with his magic alongside a few bits. Celestia took a large bite, her cheeks puffing out as she put her spoon and almost empty bowl inside his.

“Alright, let's finish here, then we’ll go," he said, shutting off the television before dropping the remote beside it. He wrapped his forelegs around her chest, grunting as he lifted her a little to have more space, then moaned and bit her ear as he started bucking up rapidly, making loud and wet slaps and feeling the bulge of his cock slide up and down behind his hooves while Celestia moaned loudly like a whore, her eyes rolling back into her head as her mouth hung open and her tongue lolled out, drooling as she threw her head back onto his shoulder.

Oh Celestia!” He yelled, slamming her down as he thrusted up, his tip flaring and locking him into her womb, while the bulge sticking from her belly noticeably throbbing as his balls pulsed and hiked up and down, his cock ejecting thick loads of hot spunk into her womb with audible gurgles, and her belly quickly bloated out to be almost flush with her hind hooves before it stopped with a soft red tint.

“Okay…” he panted, softly rubbing her belly. “Let’s go.”


“If you want to be inducted into my personal guard, you have to be willing to acquiesce to my demands,” Celestia told the new guard, standing in the open doorway of his quarters with her rear facing him, looking back with her tail flagged to the side, presenting him with her filly pussy, her bloated belly allowing her two small dark teats to be shown off as well.
“Uh… C-Couldn’t you get pregnant?" He asked with a noticeable German accent, one of his hooves raising as he contemplated her question.

The new guard, who'd Celestia recognized as a guard she'd seen around plenty of times, and witnessed many of his failures at obtaining a marefriend due to his crippled wing, was a green pegasus with a blonde mane under his royal guard helmet and blue eyes, staring at her rear with wide eyes and a slightly open jaw, unsure if he should listen, despite his throbbing erection between his thighs displaying his want clearly.

“Don’t worry, I cannot be impregnated just yet,” she told him reassuringly, her ass swaying a little. “Besides, you know you want to…”

After a few moments, he hesitantly approached her, only stopping when he was above her, and slowly lowered his waist to allow his tip to touch her lips, spreading them slightly.

“There you go…” She cooed, pressing back a little. In response, the pegasus pressed his huge tip against her snatch, and she pushed back with equal force, and it was only a few moments before his tip finally popped in, making him moan loudly as most of his cock was suddenly inside her, only stopped by the entrance to her womb. Quickly, he bit his lip as he pulled out before he started thrusting, lifting her rear off the ground slightly as he constantly hit her uterus and sent a sharp pang of pleasure through her.

Soon after the new guard started, High Grand stepped in and front of them, making the guard rear up and place his forelegs around his shoulders before High Grand scooted forward a bit more and lowered his waist a little to press his own tip against her lips, making her open her muzzle, and he grunted as he thrusted all the way in, lifting her front off the ground as he stood up fully again, then began thrusting, matching the guard’s speed as her throat bulged with High Grand’s thick cock. Celestia’s eyes rolled back into her head as she went limp, allowing the stallions to fuck her senseless as she was overflowed with pleasure.

“Ah scheisse!” The guard eventually shouted, and both the stallions hilted inside their respective holes as their tips flared, and the guard pumped her womb full of her seed as High Grand shot his load straight down her gullet, both of them inflating her belly slightly before they were empty, both of them panting heavily and sweating as their cocks throbbed. Eventually, High Grand yanked his cock out with a grunt, finally letting Celestia gulp down air as he looked at the guard.

“Lay down,” High Grand ordered, and the guard fell back onto the carpet in the room with a muted thump, carefully placing his hooves on the filly to manipulate her into a position where their bellies were touching, then rolled onto his back, hugging the filly close as he laid his head back and gazed up at the ceiling.

High Grand stepped over them, stopping and grunting as his tip pressed against her tailhole, then moaned loudly as he raised his left hindleg and thrusted, popping his tip and a third of his wet cock into her, then groaned again as another thrust shoved most of his meat into her, then sighed loudly as a final thrust hilted him inside her, while his raised leg twitched as it was raised as high as it could go without it starting to hurt.

Soon, High Grand pulled out halfway before he began rutting her ass, signaling the guard to start bucking up into her, his forelegs wrapped around her barrel and holding her tight against him. High Grand moaned again as they both sped up to a considerably faster speed, before leaning down and locking the pegasus into a deep kiss, which made the guard widen his eyes and look at High Grand in surprise, before they slowly closed as he accepted the kiss, slipping their tongues into the other’s mouth and exploring.

Eventually, High Grand’s lips popped off of the guard’s as he grunted, screwing his eyes shut with a grimace as his hips became a blur, jackhammering into her ass, before throwing his head back with a throaty moan as he flared and hilted inside her as the guard did the same in her womb once again, and both of their balls hiked up and down as she was filled with their massive loads once again, expanding her belly a little more before they ran dry once again, now panting heavily and sweating profusely.

“O-One last time,” High Grand stated, then reluctantly pulled his still hard dick out of her, popping out of her gaping ass before planting his airborne hoof back onto the ground as he lowered his waist, pressing his tip against the top of her already occupied entrance, before magically prying it open enough to shove his cock in, groaning loudly in pleasure as he nearly hilted inside her, only stopped by the blocked entrance to her womb, and they soon began thrusting again, receiving extra stimulation as their cocks rubbed together in her thoroughly stretched canal.

They couldn't last with the extra pleasure source, and both males moaned loudly as the guard’s cock pushed into her womb first as their tips flared, and he was locked into her waterlogged womb as their balls hiked up and down rapidly, depositing another huge load into her pussy, inflating her belly at least twice the size before they hit empty, dripping with sweat and panting as if they had run multiple marathons as their cocks throbbed inside her.

Nngh… w-what’s your name, soldier?” High Grand asked between breaths, looking down at the pegasus.

“Hanzal… s-sir,” the guard breathed, smiling up weakly at High Grand.

“Well, Hanzal…" High Grand planted a wet smooch on his lips before pulling back with a smirk.

“Welcome to Princess Celestia’s personal guard."


Author's Note

sorry for continually inserting Hanzal into my stories, but he's just so fun to write clop with!

Please tell me of any mistakes, and also please comment! I love reading them