Twilight Finally Writes Back...

A draconequus was resting himself on a pink cotton candy cloud whilst overjoying the chaos on the grounds of Ponyville. He was eating a cookie with a topping of mayonnaise. He plotted the whole product in his mouth and chewed it in delight. He sighed, he hadn't realised having no friends isn't fun at all. He would always distract himself with chaos over the years of his existence, he never had put much thought into friends before.

''What are you talking about? Discord has plenty of friends!''

An unusual voice opened up and it wasn't squeaky like a certain pink earth pony. Instead, it was delicate and soft. Discord's ears perked up and peered over his cloud he had been laying on for the past few minutes. His eyes were soon met with beautiful teal eyes that were twinkling from the daylight of Celestia's sun.

A smirk formed on his lips and floated himself down to the ground in front of the shy pegasus. There was a strand of hair falling upon her eye until Discord had swiped it away and placed it behind her ear. They both stared into each other's eyes until Fluttershy was the one to break their eye contact.

''Hi,'' she spoke, rubbing her arm. ''What are you doing? And why is everypony going bananas in Ponyville?''

Discord materialized a lightbulb between his disembodied antlers. ''That's a good idea, my dear sweet Fluttershy. Why didn't I think of that?'' He snapped his talons and created a banana costume on Lyra's body which had made her fiancée laugh.

''I don't understand,'' said Fluttershy. ''I thought you had given up your destruct on Equestria.''

Discord pouted, holding the shy pegasus up in the air to admire the town of his glorious chaos. This had made Fluttershy wince, she would only like chaotic pranks but not like this. This was like when he was evil.

Fluttershy sighed. ''No, Discord. You never do this anymore, but pranks. You can do this at my cottage but not in the whole of Ponyville! You're becoming evil again. Did something happen?''

Discord paused. His tail snapped and made everything turn back to normal again. He looked at the shy pegasus with displeasing eyes. His lips quivered in miser and his head ducked down in shame.

''I'm sorry, Fluttershy. I just couldn't help but think I'm still that lonely Lord of Chaos.''

Fluttershy looked at him concernedly, holding onto his face to look at her. ''Oh, Discord, you are not lonely. You just had forgotten that we are all your friends now. You've just had one of those days, it's perfectly normal. It had happened to me a lot.''

Discord's ears perked up. ''R-Really?!''

Fluttershy nodded. ''Well, I guess you've stopped now so what do you say about a party with Angel?''

The draconequus huffed. ''You're kidding, right? That devil bunny hates me!''

She looked at him unsettlingly.

He sighed, but a lightbulb struck between his antlers again. ''Or how about we prank Princess Celestia, again?''

''Again?'' Fluttershy repeated, feeling a bit queasy.

''Yeah, I mean I am the Master of Pranks so what do you say, my sweet?''

''I...I...don't know. I wouldn't, I couldn't. What if she sends me to Tartarus?!''

He huffed. ''That was a prank from her the last time I pranked her.''

''I don't know, Discord, I really don't know.''

''Aw, come now.'' Discord didn't waste an opportunity to take the shy pegasus in his hands and teleported the two of them somewhere else.

Discord and Fluttershy were standing in front of the castle in Canterlot. The draconequus was snickering as he snapped his talons to turn the whole palace made out of cheese. Fluttershy took a sniff on the walls but then later on stuck her tongue out in disgust.

''Blue cheese,'' Discord stated. ''Isn't it original coming from me?''

The shy pegasus was about to answer until the gate fell open and had a dark blue alicorn stepping out. Her eyes spread out as she saw the draconequus standing before her. She was about to protest until she realised she was stepping on cheese. She flapped her wings but the substance was too sticky.

She growled under her breath. ''Discord!''

The draconequus was just laughing along with Fluttershy giving a soft and delicate laughter of hers, making Luna become infuriated even more until a tall white alicorn had stepped out of the castle behind her.

''What had happened here?'' she asked, looking at the blue walls on the castle.

''Blue cheese,'' Fluttershy answered. ''So what do you think?''

Celestia gasped. ''Fluttershy? You encouraged him?''

''I, well, um...''

''Discord!'' Celestia shouted. ''I thought I have told you multiple times to never prank me, again! And you even persuaded a sweet little pegasus to join your little mischief?''

''Oh, come on, Tia! I thought you were better than that!''

''Don't call her Tia,'' Luna muttered under her breath. ''Only I call her that.''

Discord scoffed. ''Well, you ponies are still boring over the past one thousand years I have lived in.''

''We aren't boring,'' Luna corrected, ''we are just more mature than you.''

''And you're saying I'm not?''

''No!'' the princesses exclaimed in unison, making Discord place a hoof offendedly and turned away from them as he crossed his arms against his chest.

Fluttershy stepped forward, placing a hoof on his shoulder comfortingly. ''Um, this wasn't Discord's fault at all, your highness. If was I for encouraging him to do so, and I'm sorry.''

Celestia and Luna looked at each other and shared a look.

''Your friendship with Discord means a lot to him, doesn't it?'' Luna asked.

Celestia nodded. ''That's why they are dating, Luna.''

''What?'' Luna squealed. ''Why wasn't I informed on this? It's no wonder you are backing each other up on this little mischief created by the Lord of Chaos.''

''True relationship goals,'' Celestia declared as she wiped away a tear.

They both soon realised that the interspecies couple weren't standing in front of them anymore. They blinked in bewilderment and stared at each other confusingly in unison.

Fluttershy giggled, wrapping a hoof around Discord's neck as they both sat down on a couch in her humble cottage. The draconequus had conjured up a parchment alongside with a quill dipped inside an inkpot.

''Go on, baby. You can do this and if you get in trouble, just know that I'm always here to back you up.''

Discord took the time to kiss the shy pegasus on the lips. She let out a moan as he pulled away. He picked up his quill again and started jotting down words on the paper.

Dear Princesses Celestia and Luna,

What is it you two do exactly? Oh, yeah, I remember now. You all do nothing but sit on your glorious thrones all day with those scrumptious butts of yours. You all depend on Twilight and her friends to defeat villains and protect Equestria. Isn't that right, Sunbutt and Moonbutt?

Discord, you look at their butts? Why would you cheat on me?

What? No, honey. That's not what I meant.

Hmph.

Dearie...

Fine.

Kiss?

No.

But honey bunch, I thought you loved me.

FINE! THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, THEIVING DRACONEQUUS?

Fluttershy...?

JUST SIGN THE LETTER ALREADY SO I CAN SEND YOU OFF TO YOUR DIMENSION TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID IN FRONT OF ME!!!

Fluttershy...

NOW!!!

Yours,
Discord (Lord of Chaos) and Fluttershy (A beautiful pegasus)

P.S. FLUTTERSHY IS HITTING ME ON THE HEAD WITH ANGEL'S LITTERBOX! PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Discord looked at the yellow pegasus who was turned away from him. He sighed, rolling the paper up into a tube and dematerializing out of the window and letting it evaporate into green flames. He soon wrapped an arm around the pegasus but got shoved away. Chocolate milk was fuming from his ears until he splashed himself with strawberry milk.

He shivered off the strawberry milk from his taste buds which had gotten a giggle out of the yellow pegasus. He squealed and hugged her tight. Fluttershy rolled her eyes and took the time to accept it.

Celestia and Luna had finished reading their letter and lowered it in their hooves. Luna looked at her sister blankly and levitated a parchment and an inkpot with a quill inside of it towards her. Celestia nodded, levitating the quill in her magical grasp and started writing down words on the piece of parchment.

Dear Discord and Fluttershy,

How dare you speak like that to the Princess of the Sun? And the Princess of the Moon! Should I turn the both of you into stone? That way Fluttershy wouldn't kill me for turning you into stone alone, again?

Also, why call us Sunbutt and Moonbutt when you can call yourself Chaosbutt and Shybutt?

And honestly, how dare you call us useless?! We've battled so many villains before in the past! And now we are overloaded with so many royal duties. You know, you should rather think before writing and be a little bit more appreciative for us saving everyponies butts, and cordially yours, Fluttershy.

You really want Luna to turn into Nightmare Moon again just for the two of you? We know it's a prank but I can ask her to turn into her demonic self again to beat the shit out of you lot meddlesome ponies.

Yours,
Princesses Celestia and Luna

P.S. We are better than you so don't even think about pranking us back!

Luna nodded at her sister as she dematerialized the scroll out of the window, evaporating it into green flames.

Flames were fuming outside of an infuriated Fluttershy's ears. She scrunched the letter into a ball and trashed it out of her window. She stepped closer to her boyfriend angrily.

The draconequus fearfully backed away from her as he does know how she can get when angry. Gulping, he fell back due to one of Angel's toys laying on the ground and since he wasn't watching where he was going whilst walking backwards.

''This was all your fault!'' she declared angrily.

''Now, now, Fluttershy. You got to know that we both had lots of fun pranking the princesses of Equestria so I don't see why you should-YOW!''

A slap mark was now spread across the draconequus' face and there was also now a black eye.

''Fluttershy, please, you've got to-YOW! This is abuse-YOW! Stop that-YOW! Fluttershy, let me explain, please-''

''Please do then,'' Fluttershy affirmed, crossing her hooves against her chest in a serious manner.

He gulped. ''W-Well, you've got to admit that this was a lot of fun. Right? I mean the whole statue thing might be all a prank from them just like last time and you must know that I only did this for your benefit. To entertain you!''

Fluttershy was about to open her mouth but then got interrupted as a scroll materialized in front of them with green flames. The draconequus was about to grab it but the yellow pegasus snatched it away. Her eyes skimmed down along with the words written on the page.

She lowered the page in her hooves and gave out a sigh in defeat. ''I am sorry, Discord, for not listening to you.''

Discord winced. ''So it was a prank?''

She nodded. ''Sorry about the slap marks on your face.''

''Hey! No worries! I'm magical, remember?''

He snapped his talons and soon all of the slap marks were disappeared off of his face.

''Fascinating,'' Twilight murmured from the window of the cottage. ''I can't even do healing spells!''

Discord gasped. ''Fluttershy, I just discovered who we can do a prank on!''

Fluttershy raised an eyebrow. ''Who?''

''Let's prank the author of this story in the next chapter!''

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DISCORD!!!

''Oh, fiddlesticks.''

''Yeah, Discord!'' Pinkie agreed. ''Only I get to prank the author!''

AND YOU TOO, PINKIE!!!

''Oh, poo.''

''Well, I was about to make Pinkie as my backup but oh well.''