Mares Are Too Easy

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy, Rarity, Sex
Length: 1834

You are depressed. Mares are just too easy to sleep with.

You are depressed. Mares are just too easy to sleep with.

Published 2021-05-22 16:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-10 18:56:17 UTC

Easy

Your life was meaningless in this magical horse land. Everything just seemed too perfect. You had financial security, a great sex life, and you could drink yourself silly without being thrown out.

In a dark and gloomy bar, you the human were drinking down a pint of lager. You wolfed down this alcoholic beverage with gusto. You simply raised your hand once you were done drinking your beer. A grey, old bearded stallion poured you another pint. You proceeded forth to drink your new beer.

Once you were finished you raised your hand again, to order another beer, and then another, and another, and another, and so on. Just when you were about to raise your hand to order yet another beer you felt a soft hoof touching your hand.

You turned to face whoever touched your hand to see that it was the beautiful white unicorn known as Rarity, who was looking at you with bedroom eyes. Because of course, she was. You were incredibly drunk, it looked as if she had two heads. Your vision was blurry in general.

“Anon, darling. I've been looking all over for you. You’ve had enough. Let's get you home,” she said in a concerned tone.

“Rrrrrr...errr…, Rarity, I-I haven't been at home for months.”

She tilted her head to the side curiously. “What do you mean you haven't been at home for months?”

You sighed deeply. “Everyday I end up sleeping with somepony, and staying at their home for the night. Mares are just too easy. I bet I could end up sleeping with you right now even while I'm fucking drunk.”

“Why I never!” she said, glaring at you angrily. “That's not true! Us mares are sophisticated creatures that are not so easily swept up.”

In response you simply pulled out a carrot from your pocket and presented it to her. “Oh my, darling. You are quite a charmer. Do you want to go back to my place… and…. and---” her eyes widened in alarm. “Oh, Celestia! You’re right! We are easy.”

“You see? I-I don’t even need to really try. All I have to do is give you a carrot.”

“Well, carrots are delicious.”

“Giving a pony a carrot should not mean I get automatic sex. I even slept with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna by simply giving them a carrot each. They even made me immortal, they love me so much.”

“I don't know what you're complaining about. Many if given the chance would even kill to sleep with Celestia and Luna.”

“Yeah-yeah, whatever bitch. Let’s go back to your place. I feel so depressed. I need your lovely mouth on my big fat cock to suck my miseries away.”

“Anything for you, my darling.”

“And then go fucking make me a sandwich you fucking bitch!”

“I certainly will, darling.”

You buried your face into your hands and began to cry. “I was even a sexist bastard there, and you still want to fucking sleep with me? Am I playing life on easy mode or something? Women in my old world would fucking slap me over what I said to you.”

“Well, I do like a rude barbarian such as yourself,” in answer you stood up, and then unceremoniously slapped her on the ass. “Oh yes. Slap me again, darling.”

With that, you and Rarity left the establishment. However, you needed Rarity to keep close to you to stop yourself from falling over. By your drunken prospective, you seemed to be teleported into Rarity’s home.

You don't know if you passed out along the way, or something. You did have a vague memory however of smashing up her home with a sledgehammer out of anger. What's even more insane this seemed to turn Rarity on even more as you heard her shout. “Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty!”

Tears streamed down your face, despite the joyful feeling having your long, thick cock being sucked off by Rarity. You were lying upon your back upon her bed, while she lay between your legs sucking you off.

“Every night… it ends the same. No matter what I do. I even have a magically enhanced dick to give mares tender loving,” you said in a low voice.

Suddenly, a dark sinister thought crossed your mind. You possibly could even kill Sweetie Belle in front of her, and she would still sleep with you. A cold shiver went down your spine from the dark thought. You might have some degree of mind control over these ponies, but you could not bring yourself to cause pain and suffering to them. Even if, perhaps such a cruel action would actually break the control you have over them.

It's a moral dilemma with no easy answer. Do you commit an atrocious action to set them free? Or do you take advantage of them with your James Bond level of seduction? You decided to take advantage of them. In this particular case it seemed like the lesser evil.

“Rarity?” you spoke softly.

Rarity lifted her head and released your member with a loud pop. “Yes, darling?”

“I love you, Rarity,” you said softly

“Get out of my house! You filthy ape!” she said, pointing her right hoof at her broken bedroom door.

You gasped in joy. “Rarity! Are you now free?”

“Free? What are you talking about, you fat pig?”

Against your better judgement you pulled out a carrot, and presented it to her. “Oh, I love you Rarity.”

“I love you, too darling,” you dreaded those words she replied to you with.

You put the carrot back away into your pocket and said ‘I love you,’ again.

Rarity glared at you angrily and shouted “Get out of my home! You dirty ape!”

You gave her a warm smile, and you happily staggered your drunk an ass out of her home. It seemed you have finally freed Rarity from mind control. The mares were not so easy to seduce if you told them you love them without a carrot in your hand it seemed.

“See you tomorrow, darling.” you heard her calling out to you.

“God fucking dammit! You bitch! What does it take for you to hate me?!”

Rarity giggled in reaction. “Oh, darling. You are such a gentlemen.”

You dropped to your knees and began to scream to the heavens with your hands in the air.

Bonus: Something Changed

You groaned as you woke up with a stinging headache. Your home was a filthy mess of beer bottles and pizza boxes all over the place. You looked around the room in confusion. The dozen mares you slept with last night seemed to have disappeared. Normally you wake up with many mares giving you a good morning blowjob to your massive cock. But for today, something strange seemed to have happened.

You quickly got yourself dressed in your greasy black tuxedo and walked out of your home to investigate. You decided to investigate the matter by going towards the nearest mare. Who happened to be Rarity sitting down at a circular table just outside a coffee shop.

“Morning, you big fat ugly cunt!” you shouted.

“What did you call me? You big fat pig!” she roared, glaring daggers at you. You were quite perplexed by her answer. Normally Rarity would suck your dick after saying that to her. Yet, here she was yelling at you in anger. “Leave me alone before I blast you with my magic.”

Thinking nothing of it, you decided to walk away from Rarity. You made your way to the Golden Oaks Library to get your morning fix. You wanted a mare’s big fat butt to fuck. You opened the doors of the library, and sure enough Twilight was busy reading a book as she sat on her fat rump upon a purple cushion in front of a bookstand.

“Hey, Twilight.”

“Oh, hello Anon,” she said in a welcoming tone, looking up from her book. You sighed in relief, it appeared to be just Rarity who has changed.

“So, uh. Twilight? You want me to do the usual?”

The mare shook her head. “Not today. I’m not in the mood for it. I don’t want you to fuck my butt while I study.”

Your eyes widen in shock. “No… no.. no… this can’t be happening.”

“What can’t be happening?” she said tilting her head to the side curiously.

You slowly backed out of the library. The moment you turned around you met at least a dozen stallions, who were looking at you with bedroom eyes, their massive cocks were fully erect and twitching between their legs.

You screamed, running back inside the library. You heard the stallions whine sadly from your rejection.

“Twilight! All the stallions want me!”

“Oh, that’s nice.”

“No! You don’t understand. I’m not gay!”

“Oh, I see,” she said with her ears drooping sadly. You lunged towards Twilight and grabbed her shoulders. “What are you doing?”

“Twilight! Make a mare out of me!”

“What?! Why do you want to be a mare?”

“Because I don't want big fat stallion dicks going anywhere near me! I am willing to give up my penis if necessary. Plus I miss mare pussy.”

“But Anon! I will miss your massive penis!” she protested.

Your mouth opened in an ‘O’ shape. “Twilight, does that mean—”

As you spoke, she gave you a brief soft kiss on the lips. “Yes. I still want your junk Anon. I’m just busy. Come back later, when I’m done studying. I’m not a jobless bum unlike you who lives on welfare.”

“Yeah, I think I owe Rarity an apology.”

“Do what you have to do Anon. I believe in you.”

You made your way outside and went back over to Rarity. Once the mare spotted you she flared up her horn with magic. “I thought I told you to leave me alone?!” she shouted.

“Rarity, I just want to say I'm sorry. You're a beautiful mare. I was such a jackass,” you said softly.

Rarity huffed, crossing her hooves. “Well, I guess I forgive you,” as she spoke, you pulled out a carrot from your back pocket. “Oh, darling! You’re so sweet. Of course, I forgive you.”

She leaned forward and began to ‘suck’ on your carrot as if it was a cock. She bobbed her head back and forth over the carrot, loud slurping sounds could be heard as she sucked the carrot off vigorously. You were quite confused at this turn of events, but you were glad Rarity forgave you. It seemed you have to be nice to mares to earn their affection now. And some of them even had realistic reactions, such as Twilight. It seemed you could not just swing your dick around and insult mares, and end up getting mare pussy so easy anymore.

Unfortunately, the stallions wanted your ass now. As long as they don’t rape you, you guessed you are cool with dealing with massive cocks becoming erect at the sight of you.