101 Uses For A Cucumber

by Dr Sharaz Jek

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Discord, Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Non-consensual, Treehugger, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 1498

Discord spies on Fluttershy's cottage and stumbles on the unexpected.

Bored and hungry, Discord finds his way to Fluttershy's cottage, where he discovers she's currently preparing lunch with Tree Hugger.

Unable to turn away as he notices they're stark naked after a workout, he disguises himself as a cucumber and things soon escalate...

Kinks: Nudists, voyeurism, transformation, mild non-violent non-con sex by way of an unknown third party, oiled up lesbians, cum inflation, womb penetration, and a horny hippie.

Published 2021-05-24 17:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-24 17:20:02 UTC

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A rich aroma filled Discord's nostrils, which swelled in answer. He floated through the forest and followed it to the source where he'd already been headed, at Fluttershy's cottage tucked away by its lonesome. Sure, it might be rude to drop in uninvited, but she'd forgive him soon enough like she always did! Spotting the open window where the smell originated, he climbed inside.

What greeted him was the kitchen where a variety of succulent fruits and vegetables, laid out on trays on the counter. Some were already chopped up by a knife placed at the side and placed into a freshly washed bowl, a tinkle of drops sounding from the sink. Taking a swift look around, he decided to help himself and tossed a few cherry tomatoes down his gullet.

“Not bad. Could use a little spice. But where's my dear Shy?” He disconnected an eye which floated around the corner to take a peek while he continued to help himself. His face fell, his worst suspicions confirmed.

Fluttershy was busy with another friend, Tree Hugger, so no wonder he hadn't been invited! They had learned to tolerate and eventually like each other, but he still couldn't help but feel a tinge of jealousy whenever she had Shy to her lonesome!

Of course he couldn't deny the view. Both mares were completely naked and oiled up after a short massage session, followed up by their usual nude yoga, which left their supple skin glistening in the sunlight that poured in. Flutters had one of the most voluptuous physiques he'd ever seen, breasts so larger and heavy they slightly sagged, topped by wide, feminine nipples that were inverted and begged to be teased out into the open. She was matched by foal-bearing wide hips, thighs, and buttocks.

Hugs wasn't quite as blessed but still shapelier than average, her plush assets more than a handful. The couple started to wander back towards the kitchen, hand-in-hand, and he swiftly withdrew his eye and popped it back into place.

What to do? He considered the window for a moment, only to hear their footsteps pad close, and more on instinct his eyes wandered to the produce before him as he picked one at seemingly random. A tray lined in oversized cucumbers.

In a puff he transformed into a particularly massive and phallic cucumber, placed innocently alongside its companions.

“Nice one babe,” said Hugs who landed a few playful pats on her lover's bare bottom.

“Thank you,” replied Shy who appeared positively radiant and open by her girlfriend who let her take her time and never challenged her. She'd been allowed to blossom at her own pace, able to let herself free entirely in her home.

“Ready to eat? I've, like, really worked up an appetite.” Her lazy, half-lidded eyes settled on the food, mouth in a crooked grin.

“Just needs a little more preparation,” assured Shy who hummed and her hips and buttocks swayed as she wandered over to the counter. Discord watched entranced, and noted Hugs was just as drawn to drink in each last inch of her shiny suppleness.

“T-Tree~!” Shy gasped as the hippie seized her midsection from behind, her cheeks coloring.

“You know how worked up I get, babe.” Her palms traced Shy's tummy. “But I understand if you're, like, not in the mood.”

“That's not it,” said Shy who clamped her hands over Hugs' before she withdrew them. “You surprised me, that's all.”

She kissed her cheek and winked. “I'm full of surprises, babe. Watch.” For a moment Discord worried she'd reach for a knife to cut the cucumbers, but instead her hand closed around him, and he shuddered. “Wait, did this just throb?” She shrugged it off.

Hugs pushed her lover onto the counter and rolled her over onto her back. She parted her thick, gleaming thighs, and teased the entrance of her moist, inflamed pink pussy lips. With two fingers of her free hand she slowly spread them open to reveal more of the pastel pink treasure within, the slimy canal tethered by multiple strands of her sickeningly sweet cunt nectar.

Shy still blushed bright when put on display, as her clitoris peeked from its hood, her urethra contracted, and she was parted so wide open her cervix was visible. She whimpered and mewled as a sliver of her lubrication drooled down her puckered asshole.

“Ready, babe?” Shy nodded and Hugs started to push the Discord cucumber in. He subtly throbbed more, parted her impossibly wide as he was pushed deeper and deeper, left to slid down the runny canal until his tip poked the final barrier to her womb.

He was twisted and driven in, poked and prodded at her cervix as it clenched and unclenched, dripped over the end like it was ready to accept him. A rattle sounded as Hugs slid her love and climbed up to face her. She spread her own legs and mashed her own slit to the other tip, moaned low with her as it slid in with a lewd, moist squash until they met pussy-to-pussy.

Their lower lips wetly kissed, the entire cucumber consumed by their birth canals. Flesh slapped as they slowly started to rock their hips, and Discord throbbed harder, thankful they were now so lost in euphoria neither of them appeared to notice. He was able to see every inch of their insides, inhale the aroma of their feminine cores, taste the ambrosia of their sacred places.

Spatters of their love nectar soaked him and their mounds. Their hands and fingers linked, as they stared into their lover's eyes, picked up their face to the point where their tits smacked and bounced, Shy's wide nipples now poking out into the open.

They moaned and pushed, squeezed down on the edible shaft, drooled over it and their tight pink sphincters. Leaning forward, the pair exchanged sloppy kisses while they ground their cunts, trails of saliva left behind each time they withdrew.

“Tree! I-I love you~!” Shy whined and threw her head back, her breasts arched as her thighs violently shook and she came hard. She squirted sloppy sprays over her love, who pushed on by the display soon reached her own apex, and bit into her lower lip with a coo while she too showered her girlfriend and herself in slimy sprays that pooled under their ample asses.

Unable to contain himself anymore, Discord quaked violently like a high-powered vibrator inside them, massaged their spongy g-spots as a urethra appeared at the tips of the cucumber as it pulsed. Lost in the moment he pierced their cervices and unloaded directly into their slippery wombs, hosed down their walls like a fire hose with frenzied force and volume.

They were too busy shaken under multiple orgasms to care much, their minds blanked by sheer, unspeakable bliss. He shot an impossible load into their uteri, filled them up until their bellies swelled full like they were heavily impregnated, their eggs left to swim and drown in an ocean of spunk that swished and sloshed as they rode out one climax after another.

He finally stopped the moment he feared the duo would break, and they collapsed onto their backs with a thunk. Their sweaty, oily tits rose and fell heavily, as their pussies pushed out the cucumber like they birthed it, slathered in their juices which dripped out alongside the creampies he'd left that bubbled between their asscheeks and stuck to their assholes.

“Discord,” cried Shy the moment she found her voice. “How could you?”

“I didn't mean to,” he began as his disembodied voice voice.

“That's no excuse! I know we sometimes play these sorts of games when we're alone, but poor Tree Hugger-”

“I thought it felt wonderful, babe. No harm, no foul. Plus, it was kinda funny.” She smirked at the well-stained cucumber. “Still, fair's fair, right? I think a little punishment is in order,” she teased and reached for the knife with an evil chuckle.

“That's it, I'm out!” He vanished in a plume of smoke as the lovers sat up and shared a giggle. They couldn't deny it was wonderful, although Shy was still a little sore he'd pulled such a sneaky trick. She brushed it aside and kissed her girl.

“So babe, I know I've told you you're, like, free to do what you like with Discord when you're alone, but surely you're ready for that proper three-way now? I think it'll be a nice way to bond, and he'll have to do whatever we tell him too.” She winked.

Shy thought it over for a moment. “Okay. But we set all the rules, and make certain he pleases us first!” Hugs nodded back. She shivered in excitement at all the possibilities, happy at the chance to be in control for once...

Author's Note

Haven't written much lately besides my collabs with NotaPonyPerson, so here's something quick I whipped up for fun. Hope you enjoyed!