The Humane 6

by LightningChaser04

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Other, Anthology, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 1616

The Mane 6’s adventures in the human world. As humans

The ponies, if they were in the human world. Their adventures.

That’s all I have to say, really. But their names are tweaked too.

Applejack: Jackulin “Jackie” Applegate
Pinkie Pie: Pinkamena “Pinkie” Diane Piper
Twilight Sparkle: Titania Venus Starling
Rainbow Dash: Aurelia Ruby Saffron
Rarity: Hyacinth “Cynthie” Iolite Topaz
Fluttershy: Felicia Summers

CMCs:

Applebloom: Azalea Beryl Applegate
Sweetie Belle: Sophie Belle Topaz
Scootaloo: Suzanne “Suzie” Louis

Published 2021-05-24 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-25 18:51:49 UTC

A relaxing day at the park

Author's Note

Applejack: Jackulin “Jackie” Applegate
Pinkie Pie: Pinkamena “Pinkie” Diane Piper
Twilight Sparkle: Titania Venus Starling
Rainbow Dash: Aurelia Ruby Saffron
Rarity: Hyacinth “Cynthie” Iolite Topaz
Fluttershy: Felicia Summers

CMCs:

Applebloom: Azalea Beryl Applegate
Sweetie Belle: Sophie Belle Topaz
Scootaloo: Suzanne “Suzie” Louis

Others:

Maud: Amber Daisy Pie.

A relaxing day at the park

It was a lovely morning in the city where the Harmony Girls lived.

Pinkamena Diane Piper, or rather Pinkie was at her home, packing up a picnic basket full of sweet treats. “Pinkie, what are you doing?” Asked
Amber Daisy Piper, Pinkie’s dull older sister. “I’m packing a picnic basket for my day at the park with my friends!” said Pinkamena as she put 6 brownies in her basket. After a few seconds, she picked up the basket and zipped off on her bike. Her little stuffed gator was also sitting on the front basket of the bicycle.

Titania Venus Starling was riding her big brother’s car to the park with a bag full of books and an iPad. Her pet parakeet Alouette was perched on her shoulder.

Aurelia Ruby Saffron was at her home packing up some shuttlecock stuff in her big blue sports bag. A little turtle, Tank was sitting in the basket in front of her bicycle. As she was biking at full speed, she heard the voice of her friend Suzanne Louis who was on her scooter. “Hey! Aurelia!” called Suzie. “Hiya Suzie! What’s up?” asked Aurelia. “Mind if I come with you?” “Sure Suzie!”

Hyacinth Iolite Topaz, or rather Cynthie as her friends call her, was at her home packing safety gear, and pretty dresses for everyone even after Sophie Belle Topaz, her younger sister told her that it was just a casual park day. But, as usual, Cynthie overly exaggerated it. Opalescence, the big grumpy cat was dragged into Hyacinth’s basket as she walked off to get her bike.

Jackulin Applegate was also packing a big picnic. But with a lot of apple related stuff. Jackie also took her pet collie Winona along. Her little sister Azalea Beryl Applegate also came along, so their older brother took them both to the park on his pickup truck. He himself had to meet up with his old classmate, who was Twilight’s older brother.

Felicia Summers brought lots of pet items like a pet bathtub, pet food, pet grooming tools, pet toys, and of course, her pet bunny Angel. She decided to walk because her house was near the park.

The girls were all at the park.
“Hey girls! Why don’t we set up our picnic over here? I brought lots of cool stuff over! Board games, snacks, and all that!” said Pinkie, pointing to a nice place on the grass with no bugs.

“Good idea! Race you there!” said Aurelia and started running.
The others started running behind her. Jackie overtook Aurelia there. “I win!” called Jackulin and cheered a bit.
Once all of them were seated, Pinkie brought out a delicious dessert, and Applejack brought some apple pie and sandwiches.

The girls all had a nice snack. A peanut butter and Nutella sandwich, and some chocolate chip cookies.

After snack time, Hyacinth and Titania played a game of badminton against Aurelia and Pinkamena. The latter didn’t seem to have a chance against Hyacinth’s pro badminton skills. After a big match, Cynthie and Titania were celebrating their victory with a brownie and soda. “Good game girls!” said the losing team and went to play a game of fetch with the pets. Jackulin and Felicia were already there with their pets. After a few hours of snacking, chatting, playing, reading, gaming, blogging on their park day, and napping, it was 5 PM, and time to go home. The girls all said their byes and left for home.

—This is a flashfic—

The Art of the Prank

It was a nice morning in the city. Aurelia and Pinkamena were at Felicia’s house for a nice visit. The two girls knocked the door. Felicia answered it. “Oh, hello girls. Welcome!” said Felicia. Aurelia and Pinkamena came in.
“Hey Felicia, wanna learn to be a prankster like the two of us?” asked Aurelia.
“Umm, I don’t know..” replied Felicia.
“Come on! Loosen up girl! It’ll be fun! Pranks are harmless!” added Pinkamena.
“Um, ok. Where to start?” asked Felicia.

The girls went to the park and saw Titania playing Marble Math on her tablet. “There’s our subject.” whispered Aurelia while hiding under a bush. They waited for Titania to go away for this to work. After a few minutes, Titania went to talk to Hyacinth, who had arrived at the park. This was the perfect time to scare Titania. They unlocked the iPad and downloaded a different wallpaper. The original wallpaper was a galaxy, which, in the lock screen changed into an egg-shaped evil mustachioed guy, and the home screen was a selfie of the three laughing and a “Gotcha!” text bubble.

After Titania returned, she saw the lock screen for an eggy surprise. And then she unlocked it, revealing the pranksters. After she yelled “AURELIA, PINKAMENA, FELICIA!!!”, the three popped out of the bush, bursting into laughter. Strangely, Fluttershy wasn’t afraid of Dr. Egghead. But Twilight was.

^pretty creepy, right?^

8:30 AM

Delilah Daisy Dale was delivering the mail. And then, Aurelia saw a sign saying “This way to residential area” and another one saying: “This way to the robot dog.” Felicia erased the whiteboard signs, and in a very convincing serif font, Pinkamena swapped the writing. That way, when Delilah came by, she would go the wrong way. And she did. The giant robot dog licked the small mail girl loads and loads of times. But then eventually the girls revealed themselves for a laugh.

Bellatrix Selenium Grande was performing her magic tricks for a kid’s birthday party, when she saw a yummy s’more on the table. ‘ok, priorities, Bellatrix. S’more later, magic now.’ she reminded herself.

Then after the show, Trixie went to get the s’more. She took one bite, and then the minty taste of toothpaste touched her tongue. “AAAAAHHH!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BELLATRIX CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! THERE’s TOOTHPASTE IN THERE!!” cried Bellatrix, as her sister and assistant Stacy Lillian Grande motioned ‘cuckoo-cuckoo’ and tried it herself. History repeated itself.

The three pranksters replaced the marshmallow with clear white toothpaste.

Felicia was food-colouring an onion red. Why, you ask? To make caramel onions for Jackie! She coloured the onion red, dipped it in caramel and gave it to Jackie, who flipped on tasting the ‘apple’.

Aurelia and Pinkamena had really rubbed off on her.

Stacy Lillian Grande was shopping with Bellatrix, her younger sister. The three pranksters were around. They trapped Stacy’s car in a circle of shopping trolleys. After 30 minutes, the sisters came out for a big surprise.

Delilah opened her house’s door one day to hear a HOOOOOONKKK!!

The girls taped an airhorn to the wall. And then, when the doorknob hits the horn, HOOOOOONKKK!!

Author's Note

Info:

Pinkamina (Pinkie Pie)and Aurelia (Rainbow Dash)attempt to teach Felicia (Fluttershy) the ways of the prankster. Their targets are Stacy Lillian Grande (Starlight Glimmer) and Bellatrix Selenium Grande (Trixie Lulamoon), or maybe Delilah Daisy Dale (Muffins/Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo).

Thanks to @OtakuTsundere for the idea.

Titania and the Substitute

It was a typical school day for Titania. She was expecting a physics class with Mrs. Waters, and an interesting AumSum time video, but she was sick that day, and Vice Principal Selena, who was Titania’s maths teacher, had an announcement. “Attention students, due to Mrs. Waters’ sick leave, a substitute will arrive, which means pindrop silence until he comes.” said Selena. Once the whole class (Yes, even Aurelia, who was quite a loudmouth) kept quiet, she got off her chair and said “Thank you class.”
Everyone responded with a song.
“Thaaank youuu Misss Seleeenaa!”
Selena walked out, and then after a few minutes, another teacher came in.

“Hello students! Good afternoon My name is Mr D’Souza Cord.” He started writing on the board, while spelling it out. “D-apostrophe-S-O-U-Z-A C-O-R-D. All right, now that that’s settled, I’m gonna sit back on my chair and play a video of AumSum time.”
Mr D sat down. *fart* The class was in hysterics. “Gotcha!” said Pinkamena and Aurelia in unison. Mr Cord was also laughing along. A whoopee cushion!

https://m.

After the silly gag with the black haired guy, AumSum, the whole class were laughing a lot. But it made no sense to Titania. Why would he be telling us about mobile covers when we clearly need education on other stuff?

Mr Cord changed it to “How does an AC work.” ‘Heh. Basics..” thought Titania. Mr Cord switched it to “How to make slime.” “Cars 3 movie.” “How to build a roller coaster.” “How to trap teal platypuses.” “How to make a scrolling platform game on Scratch.”, in that order.

The last one was most useless as that was Titania’s own video. But hey! She did earn her fifteen minutes of fame from it! Among her class too. Strangely, no one knew that TeenTitania500 was her YouTube channel. The name was her brother’s idea though. And her brother was griffpatch.

Three little girls kept asking for her autograph. ‘Thanks Mr Cord..’ thought Titania.

Author's Note

The song thank you is based off my own class when I was in 4th grade. :rainbowwild:

D’Souza Cord is none other than Discord.

Credit to AumSum time for existing.

Idk if there’s a real yt channel called TeenTitania500. Credits to them then. Griffpatch for existing.