As the evening was still young, many of the mares who had been to the party met up at one of Ponyville's local watering holes afterward, mainly to discuss the weird alien and to get hammered. Most of them had Fluttershy as their topic, and their bitter resentment towards her for thwarting their advancements towards him.

"It just isn't fair!" one shouted to her friends as she slugged down another scotch-and-soda. "She never paid any attention to him from the moment he arrived, and now she's hogging him all to herself!"

"Agreed!" cried another. "That little yellow bitch and her friends think they run this town! There's hardly enough dick for all of us, why should they be the ones who decide who gets the best?!" This continued for several minutes as the group got drunker and almost worked themselves up into a frenzy when they were suddenly stopped by the arrival of two other mares. One could hardly walk and was being supported by her friend, but the nearly comatose one had a dopey smile on her face, an expression every female in the place instantly recognized. The first group of mares called them over, so they staggered to the table and sat down heavily. A strong drink was placed in front of the smiling mare, which she downed in two gulps as the others waited impatiently for her to speak. Her friend saved her the trouble.

With a smile, she said, "It was the alien."

All the others gasped, and one said, "He fucked her?! Tonight?!"

The mare's friend shook her head. "No, that's just it. He didn't even touch her! Something weird happened to his hands, some sort of magic radiated out from them. Amber here got too close to him, and she started cumming like there was no tomorrow! But..." and here she frowned, "...he ran off before I could get close enough to him."

The mares all stared at each other incredulously. "I'd heard he can make mares cum with just a touch...now he doesn't even have to touch us?" one whispered.

"That...that's a bit...scary..." whispered another. The table grew quieter as they put their heads together and discussed the matter among themselves. Some were still excited about the possibilities, while others quickly sobered up and were clearly frightened. For a male to have that kind of power over females...there's no telling what he could make them all do!

Across the room, seated at his usual table close to the ladies' restroom, sat Caramel. He'd been listening to the conversation, and an idea had begun to form, one that could provide him with free pussy for days, if not weeks if he played his cards right. He waited for two of them to get up to go to the bathroom (they always went in pairs) and as they were coming back out he said, as casually as he could, "I hear you ladies have been talking about my best friend Alex." He stared straight ahead as he spoke and sipped his drink.

One rolled her eyes and kept walking, but the other, a red-headed freckled one, stopped and looked at him. "You...you're best friends with that alien?"

Caramel took another long, slow pull at his drink, then deigned to look at her. "Yeah, I am. Why?"

The mare stared at him and bit her bottom lip, obviously thinking. Caramel shrugged and went back to looking at the far wall, nursing his drink as if he could care less what she was thinking. The other mare came back and said, "Why are you wasting your time with this loser, Daisy Mae? Let's go!"

Daisy turned to her companion and said, "He's...he's friends with that alien, Barbi! Maybe...he can help us?"

Barbi gave the male a contemptuous glance and snorted. "The only "help" he's good for is "helping" his own tiny cock!" She smiled and added nastily, "Which, I hear, he has to do more and more on his own these days!"

If her remark stung Caramel gave no sign. Instead, he smiled back and said, "It's no skin off my nose what you mares believe. But me and my pal Alex talk together about all you mares all the time; it's no wonder only Twilight and her friends have seen any action from him." He took another sip from his drink and smiled again. "No offense."

This last had exactly the response he was looking for, as they both blushed, one in embarrassment and the other in anger. Barbi bristled and stepped closer to him. "Are you saying we're not good enough for him?!"

Caramel leaned back and held up his hooves. "Whoa, whoa...nopony's saying anything like that. I think you're both gorgeous...but Alex? Well, he's new to this world, and he's a bit more...hmmm...picky? Is that the right word?" Just as Barbi was opening her mouth to start yelling, Caramel held up a hoof again and stopped her with, "Hang on! I'm not saying he's stuck up, or anything like that. He's a decent dude. But you mares haven't exactly been overly friendly to him since he arrived, now have you?" They both were struck dumb at this bald question and exchanged guilty looks.

Then the blonde mare, Barbi, narrowed her eyes suspiciously and said, "Oh, wait...I get it: you'll help us get to know him in exchange for a blowjob, or a romp in the sack? You're so predictable, you pathetic sack of shit."

Caramel gave her a flat stare and sat back, but inwardly he was still smirking. He was no novice, having had practice at sweet-talking mares ever since he'd been a teenager. In fact, Caramel wasn't even his real name, only one he'd acquired after years of smooth-talking. So this was no challenge. "Like I said, I really don't care what you mares believe. It's a free country, and as I already told you, Alex is a decent dude." He waved a hoof towards the door. "Go on, talk to him yourselves. He's either at his house or hanging out at my cousin Applejack's farm by now. Maybe, if he's in the mood, he'll give you his special touch, if he hasn't turned it off. And he thinks you're attractive."

Several things happened at these words. Barbi's face blanched at the mention of Applejack. Ever since she'd moved to Ponyville and learned of her, she'd been in awe of the farm pony, whose strength greatly outmatched her own. She'd seen her buck trees and empty their contents with one kick...trees she herself wouldn't have a prayer of budging, and haul loads many times her own weight without breaking a sweat! And this male was her kin...whom she'd just casually insulted.

Twice.

To make matters worse, she also knew of those three mares that had tried to talk to the alien one night several weeks ago, and how they'd been sent off in fear of Applejack. She herself had gotten the story directly from one of the mares, and she could still recall the utter terror on her face as she'd told her how furious Applejack had been. None dared approach the farm again after that!

As for Daisy Mae, she queried, "What...what do you mean, "turn it off?" We heard he has no control over it?"

Caramel smiled and shook his head sadly. "You just don't know, do you? Of course he can control it! You've seen him playing with the kids, haven't you? He's no pervert! How would that be if some filly had an orgasm right in the middle of the street? What's the matter with you?"

Daisy's eyes widened and she took a step back. "Me?! I wasn't thinking anything like--" but Caramel held up a hoof and cut her off.

"You know what? Forget it. I'm sorry I spoke to you both." He gave them a disgusted look and got up from his seat, but they leaped forward and stopped him.

"Hey, wait! You've got it all wrong! We're nothing like that!" cried Daisy Mae.

"And I'm really, really sorry I said those mean things to you!" added Barbi. "Please, let us make it up to you!" He allowed them to push him back to his seat. She looked at his empty mug and said, "Can I get you another drink?"

He frowned at her and said in a low voice, "I don't want anything from you."

The blonde paled again and frantically answered, "No, really, it's no trouble!" She scurried away to the bar before he could further protest, then quickly came back with a brimming mug of beer, and set it before him with a weak smile. Keeping his eyes on them both, he raised it to his lips and took a sip, then grunted. "Is...is it good?" she timidly asked.

"It'll do."

They both breathed a sigh of relief, then Daisy asked, "Can we sit down with you?" Caramel took another sip of his beer, then gave an almost imperceptible nod. As they sat down, he couldn't help but feel a bit of disappointment. This was almost too easy. Barring anything unforeseen, he'd have them both sucking his dick within the hour. Even though the blonde one had figured out his game, it made the conquest all the sweeter when his prey knew what was coming, but fell for it anyway. It must have been the mention of Applejack that had worked with her, a move he only ever rarely used, for he knew full well what would definitely happen to him if word ever reached her or Big Mac that he'd used his family ties with the Apple clan as part of his schemes. His balls involuntarily drew up at the thought.

As they sat in uncomfortable silence (for the two mares) Barbi finally ventured, "Umm...so...what else can you tell us about the alien?"

Caramel set his mug down with a heavy thud, splashing a bit of the beer onto the table, and growled, "He has a name."

They both jumped in their seats and one stammered, "Y...yes! Right, I knew that! Wha...what else can you tell us about Alex?"

He looked away from them, thinking. Finally, he turned back to them and said, "Maybe some other time. I'm just not in the mood anymore." He topped his drink and again made to get out of his seat, but they stopped him again.

"Wait!" Then as he "reluctantly" sat back down, they put their heads together and whispered, with many a furtive glance back at him. As he impatiently watched them, they opened their purses and took out lipsticks. Slowly, they applied glossy red lipstick to each others' full, pouty lips, then looked up at him. "Alright," said Barbi, "You win." She exchanged a sultry look with Daisy, then added, "We know what you want. Let's go to the ladies' room."

His cock had already begun to harden while he'd watched them sensuously applying the lipsticks to each other, but when they got out of their seats, started towards the bathroom, then stopped and looked over their shoulders at him, giving him the full view of their sweet, soft asses, the wait was over, for he was now rock-hard. "Don't keep us waiting, big boy..." whispered Daisy. He scrambled out of the seat and caught up with them just as they pushed the door open and made their way to the far stall, which was the largest one.

As he pushed the door open and entered the room, he stopped for a brief moment and looked around. The place was pristine, far cleaner than the stallions' bathroom, with couches, huge mirrors, rugs, elaborate sinks with silver taps, and the whole place smelled of wildflowers. Just as he was staring up at the fancy chandeliers, he heard giggling and looked down, just in time to see his two targets peeking out at him from the partially open door of the far stall, then closing it. He swallowed, then quickly trotted up to it and put a trembling hoof to the handle.

When he opened it, he stopped and had to gasp. Instead of a bathroom stall, with bare walls and a toilet, it was a carpeted room with a single comfy recliner in the middle. Obviously, the mares of Ponyville had set this place up for their own "private" uses, and he inwardly kicked himself for not knowing about it sooner. Both mares were seated on either side of the recliner looking at him and smiling at his reaction, so he set his jaw and walked boldly to the seat, turned, and sat down. He was still in charge of this scenario, despite his surprise; it wouldn't do to let them see him flustered.

Even before he had fully seated, they started covering his face with kisses. "Mmmm >smack< we really...>smack< mmmm... >smack< ....want to meet...>smack<...Alex..." whispered Barbi.

Daisy wrapped her hooves around his neck and kissed his face, then planted her mouth over his. "Won't ...you...mmm...please...mmm....help us...?" She stuck her tongue down his throat and closed her eyes, as all of their breathing increased. Caramel's cock was so hard by now it was throbbing and had a dollop of precum dribbling down the side, which both mares noticed. Daisy turned her head and looked down, a line of saliva still connecting their mouths. "Oooo...you're bigger than we thought!" She smiled at her friend. "That looks delicious! Let's see if it's as good as it looks!"

"Way ahead of you!" cried Barbi, as she bent down and put her mouth over the top of his cock, lapped up the salty snack, then slowly swallowed his dick down to the base. She closed her eyes and bobbed her head up and down while moaning, savoring every inch of his taste.

Daisy pouted and stuck out her bottom lip. "No fair! I want some too!"

As the blonde mare greedily sucked on her prize, she paused only long enough to say, "His...mmmph...balls...mmmph...are free," then went back to slurping loudly, burying as much of the cock in her throat as she could.

But Daisy was undeterred. She turned to Caramel, whose eyes were barely open from the pleasure, gave him a deep kiss, then whispered in his ear, "Big Sis is so selfish...make her share, Daddy..."

Caramel's eyes widened. He was hardly surprised; this certainly wasn't the first time he'd been with a mare who had "daddy issues," though the fact she was a grown mare wearing her mane in two big pigtails should have been his first clue. Besides, he didn't think the two mares were related. Still, just to see where this would go, he reluctantly pushed the gulping blonde mare off and stammered, "S...share with your...your little sister..."

Barbi stopped sucking and stared at them both. "What? But I don't have a sis---" but that's as far as she got.

As soon as she saw the cock was free, Daisy cheered, "Yay, Daddy!" and quickly plunged her hot, wet mouth over it, happily sucking and slobbering all over his dick as she wrapped her hooves around his leg to claim her prize.

Barbi shrugged and settled herself down between his legs and buried her snout in his sack, gave it a deep sniff, sighed, then took one of his balls into her hungry mouth. A true cock-goblin, it really didn't matter if she had balls or shaft in her mouth, so long as she was sucking on something male, a secret she'd tried to keep all her life. She'd managed to suppress the urges all through her fillyhood and her early teenage years, but she'd grown up with three brothers and a father. At various times, each had found out about her...cravings...starting with her Dad one rainy night while their mother was away on vacation. After that, the smell and taste of cum and cock was something she couldn't get enough of, as each of her brothers soon found out over the course of the next few weeks. So for this particular male, it was like hitting the lottery, despite her earlier protests, for it wouldn't do for her reputation in town for her true nature to become public knowledge. She gave his balls all the skill she possessed as Caramel's eyes rolled back in his head as he leaned back, and moaned. Daisy smiled around his cock as she bobbed her head up and down, getting it wet with her spit as it glistened in the light. She paused in between bobs to ask, "Does...mmmm...it feel...mmmm...good, Daddy? Am I...hrrruuk...! a good girl?" then resumed fully sucking on her plaything.

He nodded and smiled as his own tongue lolled out. "Y...yeah...you both are good girls..." The sensations were incredible, as his cock was being expertly swallowed by one hot mare and his balls were sopping wet and being licked and swallowed by the other.

He could feel himself getting close, so he started to buck his hips as his moans grew louder. "Oh!" shouted Barbi. "He's cumming! My turn!" With force, she pushed her "sister" off the cock and quickly put her mouth over him, just as the first spurts started jetting out.

She got in a couple of good swallows before she was also pushed off, and Daisy reclaimed her place, clamping her mouth over the head of his cock and sucking hard. The sight of the two mares fighting over his cum made the male cum longer than he'd ever done before, so that by the time he was done, each was satisfied and sat back, smacking their lips.

Completely spent, and now sleepy, he groggily said, "Ladies, that was amazing..."

Barbi wiped her mouth and replied, "There's plenty more where that came from, honey. Just so long as you keep up your end of the bargain."

Caramel smiled and nodded at them both. He couldn't remember the last time he'd had two hot mares servicing him with such enthusiasm, and he vowed he'd find some way of repaying that alien. But to further his plan, he said, "Now then, let's keep this between the three of us. Wouldn't want too many other mares in the way, now would we?" He smiled and lay back, and just before he fell asleep, he saw the two of them looking at each other, and he could practically read their thoughts.

Before the night was over, every mare in the bar would know about their arrangement, and with any luck, he'd have more pussy and blowjobs than he could handle.

As the two mares left the stall, one walking, the other skipping and bouncing, the perky one said, "Wasn't his dick just the best?! And sooo much cum! I'm gonna suck another one before the night's out!"

Barbi looked sideways at her friend and stopped her by placing a hoof on her shoulder, just before they left the bathroom. Her behavior, while they'd been in with Caramel, had been...strange...to say the least, and she felt she had to ask. "What was all that about me being your sister?"

Daisy looked at her, her brow furrowed. "What are you talking about?"

The blonde mare looked a bit more troubled and said, "You know. We were just in there. You called me "sister," and you called him "Daddy."

Daisy stared at her, then burst out laughing. "Oh, Barb! You say the funniest things sometimes! C'mon, let's go tell the others about how we'll all get the chance to meet Alex!" Barbi's eyes grew even wider as she watched her friend skip out of the restroom and back to the table of mares. Although she'd known her for years, tonight was the first time she and her had..."double-teamed" a stallion, so she had no idea beforehoof how her friend was during sex.

And she honestly wasn't sure if she was creeped out or turned on.

So she shook her head and joined the group, just in time to hear Daisy in the middle of, "...and so, now we'll all have a chance to have a private meeting with that alien." She smiled and waggled her eyebrows. "Very private, if you know what I mean!"

The other mares all exchanged skeptical looks with each other, then one said, "And how do we know we can trust your source? Caramel isn't exactly known for his honesty, as many of us here can verify." There was much nodding of heads all around at this last. Barbi saw this as a chance to put her hoof in.

"I think we can trust him. You all know me, and you know I'm not easily fooled. I saw through his little game right off, but I believe he can deliver." She smirked. "He wouldn't have gotten a blowjob from me otherwise."

The other mares stared at her in shock. Finally, one found her voice and stammered, "Y...you?! You gave a stallion a blowjob?! Barbi...you hate doing that!"

Barbi smiled, "I make exceptions from time to time. Only when I really want to." Inwardly she was whooping and dancing. She'd gone through great pains to hide her secret; the fact that these mares, her closest friends, were none the wiser, filled her with a profound sense of triumph.

And maybe...just maybe...a bit of guilt. If it was anything else, she wouldn't keep it from her friends, but this was too shameful. They'd call her a slut, or worse. She couldn't face that.

The other mares looked around at each other again. "Well, I'm convinced! Let's all do what he says; it's our best chance to get around those bitches and get some time with that alien for ourselves!" one shouted. They all voiced their agreement until the two mares that had actually been at the party and had observed Alex for themselves spoke up.

"Hang on," said Amber, "Something's not right." She turned to Barbi and Daisy. "You told us this stallion said Alex can control his power?" She exchanged a skeptical look with her friend who had been with her. "We didn't see that. He seemed just as surprised and even frightened at what was happening. I was cumming my brains out, but I remember him leaving in a hurry after Princess Twilight told him to go before he affected any other mares." Her friend nodded.

"That's right! He didn't want to cause any more trouble, so he left just as fast as he could! If he has the abilty to control his power, why did he leave like that? That Caramel must be lying!" This caused all the others to stop and think.

Finally, Barbi ventured, "Well, one thing I want to know: he said he's Applejack's cousin. Is that true?"

Most of the other mares had been in Ponyville longer than she, so they all smiled and nodded. One said, "Yes, it's true, but he's really considered the "black sheep" of the family." All of a sudden they heard a loud "baaa!" from the other end of the bar, and they turned to see a table full of about four ewes sitting there, with one drink between them. The ewes were all glaring at the mares, having overheard the remark about "black sheep," so the one who had said it blushed and hastily raised her voice: "Sorry! No offense!" so the ewes stopped glaring, (having already forgotten about the insult) and went back to trying to figure out who was going to get the drink. Having no real concept of how money worked, they had done their usual and "paid" with sticks and a few hoofulls of mud. The owner and bartender, Berry Punch, who was quite weary of trying to explain to them, always let them have a few drinks on the house. It didn't take much for a sheep to get drunk, being notorious lightweights, so one or two drinks a night was no real sacrifice.

Meanwhile, back at the table of mares, Barbi had been thinking. She looked up at the others and said, "One thing still bothers me: if he has no control, then why haven't we seen any children affected? We've all seen him playing with them, yet none of them have reacted like Amber did tonight. Either it doesn't work on kids, or he can control it. Those are the only two logical answers."

Daisy piped up. "And the only way we'll find out is to get to know him! And right now, our best bet to get around those stuck-up hussies is to trust Caramel!" She stood and planted her hooves on the table, looking earnestly around at the others. "C'mon, girls! The worst that can happen is we might get used and played for fools, but we also might be throwing away an opportunity!"

Some still remained unconvinced, but the majority nodded and agreed. One raised her glass and said, "Well, it wouldn't be the first time a stallion took advantage of me. I'm in!" One by one, they all raised their glasses and clinked them together, sealing the deal. After draining their drinks and slamming the empty glasses back on the table, as one, they left, excitedly talking together about how and when they'd meet the alien.

All but Daisy.

She hung around, scoping out the bar for another potential suitor. True to her word, she wasn't going home that night without sucking another cock! Her wait wasn't long. A lone stallion, who had been too nervous to approach a group of mares, sidled up to the redhead and cleared his throat. She turned and smiled up at him.

"Ummm...hello, miss. Can...can I buy you...you...a drink?"

She gave him a sultry, half-lidded stare and licked her lips. "Oh, you can do much more than that for me...Daddy..."

About ten minutes later, Berry entered the ladies' room and opened the door to the special stall. There, still asleep, was Caramel. He had his head thrown back, mouth open and drooling, while he snored loudly. Charming, she thought to herself, then shook him awake. "Hey, stud! Time to go!"

He snorted and jerked awake. "Wha...who...?" He rubbed his eyes and looked around. "Oh. Was I asleep?"

Berry smirked. "Just like 'Sleeping Beauty.' C'mon, you've been here long enough." She turned to leave, stopping only to make sure he was following. He got shakily to his hooves, wiped the drool off his face, and exited the stall and the restroom right behind her. She could feel him ogling her ass as they walked, so as a favor for him she smiled and gave it a little extra jiggle. She took her place behind the bar as he hefted himself up on one of the stools.

He raised a hoof. "One more for the road, darlin'."

She poured him a tall one and set it before him, then began wiping the bar down. The place was mostly empty, as it was getting close to closing time. There were still a few regulars, ponies that were usually there when the bar opened until it closed, plus a few obvious tourists. Caramel took a long pull from his mug and smiled up at Berry. "Good success tonight," he smirked.

Berry raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really? What happened?"

He leaned forward and lowered his voice, even though there were no others within earshot. "I tricked a couple of mares into thinking I'm actually best friends with that weird alien, and I'm the only one that can get them a date with him!" He chuckled and took another pull at his mug. "Got two of them to give me a hot blowjob, and if all goes well, it won't be the last time!" Berry was the only other mare in town he could share his adventures with, for she always found them just as amusing as he did.

Berry shook her head and laughed along with him. She saw Caramel's antics with the mares as harmless, for he never tried to convince any he was in love with them or took advantage of a drunk one, or deliberately broke any hearts; all he ever did was try to get laid, a move she fully understood. Even though she was a mare herself, she was well aware that there were more than a few that treated stallions like dirt, and for those she had zero sympathy. Besides, she'd been raised with four brothers, and she actually preferred the company of males instead of females, though she did have a few female friends. "So, what's your next move? Actually becoming friends with that Human?"

Caramel nearly choked on his beer and had to thump his chest a few times to clear it before he could answer. "Sweet Celestia, NO! I'm not going near that freak!" he finally managed.

Now both Berry's eyebrows raised. "I'm...a bit confused then. How exactly do you plan to keep this up without meeting him?"

Caramel waved a hoof nonchalantly. "Yeah, yeah...I'll think of something. I'm making all this up on the fly, and it's already worked so far. The beauty of this plan is if that alien doesn't want to meet with them, I can always blame him, and keep the lies going in the background."

Berry snorted. "Well, this will be your best caper, or your worst. I saw a big group of mares leaving here earlier, all of them talking about getting to meet the Human. If it works, you'll be set for weeks...if it fails, you'll have made enemies of a ton of mares, and will go through your worst dry spell in history!"

Caramel smiled. "A big group of them you say? Then it did work, better than I expected!" He raised his mug. "The riskier the road, the greater the reward!" He drained his mug in several gulps, then slammed it on the bar. Then he remembered. "Hey...I thought we were friends."

She stopped wiping the bar and looked at him. "We are. Why?"

He indicated the ladies' room with a nod of his head. "Then why didn't you ever tell me about that "special stall" in the mares' room? I could've used that place before tonight!"

She shrugged. "I only had it built about a month ago, when some mares asked me and PAID me to do it for them." She leaned in close and whispered, "Besides, I thought it would be more fun for you to find out this way."

He stared at her, then a big grin broke out on his face. "Yeah, you're right! It was!" As they were both sharing a laugh, they were interrupted by the sound of an argument breaking out. They both turned to the source, to see the table full of ewes had all risen to their feet and were still bickering over the drink (single malt scotch, double shot, neat). Caramel looked back at Berry and said, "Are they always like that?"

She sighed and said, "Yeah...I've gotten used to it. It only happens once or twice a month, so it's really not a problem."

He looked back at the sheep, then turned back to Berry. "So, why don't they just buy enough drinks for all of them?"

She gave him a flat stare. "Seriously?"

Caramel realized whom he was talking about, then grinned. "Right. Dumb question." He gave the ewes one more glance and said, "How long do they keep this up?"

"Not long." She looked up at the clock above the bar. "In fact, their handler should be here any minute now."

Caramel raised his eyebrows. "Handler?"

Berry nodded. "Yeah, she...oh, wait, here she comes..." They both turned to the front of the bar to see another ewe walk in. This one was wearing big glasses, a checkered bowtie, and a college graduate's black mortarboard cap with the tassel off to the right. She walked up to the table of ewes and seated herself. The moment they all saw her, they threw their hooves into the air, cheered, "BAAA!" and surrounded her with hugs and kisses! Once she'd good-naturedly fended them all off and they resumed their seats, she spotted the lone drink.

Then she froze.

She slowly looked around at them all, sighed, then pointed to the drink and said, "Baaa?"

They looked at the drink, looked at her, then looked at each other and took out sticks and a small bag full of mud and proudly showed it to her. "Baaa!"

The bespectacled one took off her glasses, rubbed the bridge of her nose, and sighed again. Then, as she'd done many, many, (many) times before, she reached into a pocket of her wool and took out a bit coin and held it up to the light. They all leaned forward and stared at it with sparkles in their eyes and went, "Ooooo...!" She gave them all a moment to allow the point to sink in (without much hope). Then, she patiently held up a hoof, left the table, and as they all kept their eyes glued on her, she approached the bartender and laid the coin on the counter, then came back again and rejoined them. They had all watched the exchange between her and the bartender with intense interest, then looked at each other and searched in their wool for errant coins. Finding none, they all sighed and looked dejected, until the bespeckled one caught their attention once more and motioned for them all to leave. They were just in the act of obeying, when one frantically went, "Baaaa!" and pointed to the (still untouched) drink. The smart one hesitated as she put a hoof to her chin, then pointed to the one to her immediate left.

"Baaa."

That one's eyes grew large, then she grabbed the drink and took a big sip. Then the smart one pointed at the one to her left, and so on, until all four had sipped from the scotch.

The effect was immediate.

All four wobbled and staggered off their chairs as they followed their friend to the front of the bar, then tried to make a graceful exit.

That wasn't happening.

They'd all almost made it, stumbling, bumping into one another (even starting a sheep song, as they were wont to do when drunk) when one accidentally stepped on the foot of another. The ewe who got her foot stepped on screeched in rage, then angrily turned on the one who'd done the stepping and ripped part of her wool off. This started a fight between all four of them, and in no time there was a cloud of wool in the air and curses flying as all the pony patrons looked on with mouths hanging open at the spectacle. The smart one tried to intervene, only to be pulled in and have her wool extricated as well.

When the dust settled, there were revealed five smoking hot sheep females, with sweet asses, long legs with smooth thighs, flat stomachs, as well as sizeable, human-like breasts. They stood on their hind legs and all looked down at each other, then turned beet-red as they looked around at all the pony males (and females!) staring at them, bleated, "BAAA!!!" and tried to cover their more embarrassing parts with little success. Giving up on that, they simply turned and ran out the door and into the night, asses jiggling and huge tits bouncing.

Caramel stared after them for a moment, then shook himself and looked at Berry. "Did you know they were like that under all that wool?"

She was still staring out the door. "No idea."

Author's Note

Here's the original classic video that will give you an idea of what the sheep looked like after their fight:

...and here's the one some team made after seeing the above one, had two hits of cocaine and smoked a FUCKTON of marijuana:

...aaaaaand here's the anime version just for the hell of it: