Realm of Sex(uality)

by Lotus Moon

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1435

A casual bath turns into a talk about flags

Lotus intended to have a relaxing bath on her day off. But that relaxing bath turned into a slightly embarrassing talk about the respective banners each mare in the Ethereal Hive falls under.

Mature for slight mentions of sex. This is NOT a clop

Published 2021-05-25 04:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-05-25 04:20:02 UTC

What Flag Are You

The warm season had set in, all of Ponyville was enjoying it. Kids played by the lake, couples and families went on picnics, Sugar Cube Corner was giving out ice cream as a side with any dessert. Lotus spent some much-needed time in the Ethereal Realm walking around. Her home was spacious with plenty of room for more. There were rooms for each girl, a way to their respective exits, a large common space, personal baths, etc., and yet Lotus couldn't help but think it was a nice day for a bath. She had been working nearly nonstop for quite some time and needed the downtime. The azure mare skipped to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of her favorite wine, a face mask, a book she had wanted to start for a while, and went straight for the bath.

Now, the thing about the baths was that they were all at the personally preferred temperature of each mare. Lotus dipped her toes into her bath and smiled. A perfect 70.5 degrees with the gentle scent of lavender salts to soothe her aching body. Lighting her horn, Lotus poured herself a glass of wine while getting into the tub and settled in. She opened her book to start her relaxing time. "Just me, this bath, and a book in serene silence. Could I ask for anything more?" She mumbled, turning the page with her magic.

"So Lotus, still planning that summer celebration orgy?"

Lotus spit her wine out and went into a coughing fit at the sudden question. Through her now teary eyes, she looked up at saw Lily coming into the room. Lily casually walked over to her tub, a scolding 105-degree "lava bath" and rolled in like the shocking statement was just a passing thing. Lotus composed herself and looked at the dark alicorn.

"Lily...why would you ask me that? And even if I was going to do that (and I'm not gonna), how would you even know?!"

Lily took Lotus' wine in her magic and poured herself a glass. "Sweet naive Lotus. Did you think I wouldn't know? You talk to yourself aloud when trying to sort your thoughts. And you left your planner open with notes on the date." Lily took a sip while Lotus's face turned pink. "So who ya gonna invite? Obviously, Saphiruswill be there, but who else? Sektiss? Your "birthday sister"? Or those two grey stallions? Or better yet, all of them?"

Steam practically rose from Lotus's face as she squeaked out "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!" just ask Midnight, Muune and Ombretta came into the room as well. Ombretta's form wavered at the sudden outburst before returning to a solid corporeal appearance. "What in the name of Luna is going on here?" Ombretta's smooth but haunting voice caught the attention of the two mares.

"Lotus is getting all flustered because I asked about her special orgy party," Lily said casually, adding more to Lotus's frustrated embarrassment.

"Oh, the one planned for the Summer Sun Celebration?" Muune asked, her voice a clear soft tone.

"How did you know that?!" Lotus gawked then tried to compose herself. "N-Not like it's a real thing happening or anything."

"Lotus...it's ok. We aren't shaming you for it. I mean...isn't it also rumored that Princess Luna and Celestia have a shared harem?" Midnight asked as the three mares climbed into their tubs.

"That has not been confirmed," Lily chimed in. "But back to our little Demi-Bi Lotus."

"Oh no you don't!! Why is my sexuality being called into attention for a (totally not happening) orgy?" Lotus huffed. "Why don't we talk about yours, Miss Bloody Flower?"

"Me? I'm as straight as a striking viper." Lily smirked. "I have my dear Sombra."

"Hmm...more like allosexual straight or libidoist asexual straight. A tyrant for a tyrant" Muune mumbled, blowing bubbles in her sea salt bath.

"Well shadow attracts shadow...and that coming from me is not offensive." Ombretta sighed and she let her shadowy form below her neck melt in her dry ice bath. These comments earned a small twinge of ire from Lily.

"Ok little mares. What about you? I doubt you even know what you are." Lily poured herself more wine before Lotus took the bottle back in her magic.

"Asexual," Both the alabaster and shadow mares said in unison before Muune finished off. "We just don't feel any attraction."

"Umm...in the rare times we are all together...I've heard stallions think you two are lesbian." Midnight said shyly from her rose and peony bath. Ombretta chuckled at that.

"Well, no need to ask innocent Midnight her flag. She's vanilla all the way." Lily said with a smirk. "Or should I say blueberry all the way?"

"M-Mystic has nothing to do with this!" Midnight's alabaster face turned bright pink. "Let's just get back to Lotus."

"Midnight?! You traitor!" Lotus whined, earning an apologetic look from Midnight.

"Yes, this orgy you have planned. You never did answer my question~" There was a mischievous glint in Lily's eyes.

"What's with all the squealing? You make it hard to wanna enjoy a bath." Everyone looked over to see two cream-colored mares walking in stark naked and gleaming with sweat. One mare had blonde hair and blue eyes while the other had black hair and red eyes, but aside from that, they were twins from their freckles to their sizes to their walk. "But you all certainly seem to be in quite the titter about something." The blonde (Opamore) said.

"Ugh...Polamore and Opamore...why am I not surprised?" Lily rolled her eyes. "Coming in to clean off from your orgy, I presume?"

"Naturally. It's what we do." The other (Polamore) said, flipping her hair back. "Those uppity stallions and mares in Canterlot are just repressed perverts. Nothing a little aphrodisiac can't fix." They walked over to their shared bath and began to lewdly clean each other, much to the embarrassment of Midnight before Lotus cleared her throat.

"To catch the...real perverts up to speed. Lotus is planning an orgy but failing to deny it." Lily sipped the last of her wine.

"And?" Pola said. "If she is, let her. And if not, oh well, her loss."

"We've watched her for a while. Lotus is Demisexual and Bisexual and a total low-tier harem queen, but it's still her choice." Opa shrugged with a flushed face, holding her legs open while Pola held a device to clean the extra cream from her love canal.

"I don't wanna hear that from the lesbian orgy sisters" Lily splashed her lava a bit.

"Actually, they're right Lily. Even if I was going to do that...wh-which I'm totally not, don't judge me because I wanna. I'm simply...exploring things. But it's nothing to tease over." Lotus downed the last of her wine and climbed out of the tub, putting on her bathrobe. "I mean, we're all adults so...yeah." And she teleported away.

The brief silence was broken when a tan mare with green highlights on her arms and legs appeared in the Amore Twins tub with a cat-like grin. "So ladies, how was the aphrodisiac? Still getting the tingles?"

"Oh yes, Larky...and I'm sure our guests won't forget for a while." The twins say in unison.

"Wait a second, Larkspur. While you missed the entire conversation, I gotta ask. What do you identify as?" Lily asked.

Larkspur's red catlike eye glanced over to Lily as she said, "Aromantic."

Lotus appeared in her home in Ponyville, much to a startled Saphirus. "Babe? I thought it was your day off."

"It is...till the atmosphere was ruined." Lotus plopped on the couch. "Lily insinuated that I'm having an orgy party. Ugh! She's like a dog with a bone once she gets focused on one thing to make me frazzled. I think she gets off on it. I swear she's so immature."

"Aww, my poor fower. Well, don't you worry about that "mean ole Lily" because she's probably just jealous." Saphirus hugged Lotus and pat her head. Lotus cuddled into him and let out a huff. Just when she felt settled, Saphirus asked: "We're having that orgy and inviting the Amore Twin, aren't we?"

"Of course we are. Damien and Aiya have been looking forward to it. Larkspur is coming and providing the aphrodisiac too. These plans aren't stopping." Lotus said matter a factly.

Author's Note

Not confirming nor denying I personally fall under the flags Lotus identifies under. I mostly just did this for funsies.

Also, I get people dislike it...but it you do, at least tell me why. Feedback will help