The 10 Seconds Flat Joke Is Overused & Cringy
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Rainbow Dash Sucks You Off
The 10 Seconds Flat Joke Is Overused & Cringy
You've been bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Snaggledorfed. That's not even a word, yet it can be used to describe exactly how you feel right now. After going through the 80 voice-mails several cockhungry ponies left on your phone, you couldn't help but feel a little cheated. The messages were thanks to Pinkie Pie's ditzy ass spreading the word about how much you got packed in those jeans of yours. But hey, as long as you were being offered head, might as well take advantage of it.
You decided to answer Rainbow Dash's call, zooming over to her house, thanks to some help from Twilight’s cloud spell. As soon as you go to knock on her door, it slowly parted open, already unlocked. You slowly enter, slightly weary and un-nerved by the potential situation you have just walked yourself into. You see Rainbow laying there on her bed in a sexy pose, a sly smile on her face. You blush, then shake your head to hide it. You could already tell her eyes were glued to your crotch bulge, the way her long, thick, wet pony tongue slid along her blue lips slowly, cleaning off drool. You stand in front of Rainbow Dash's mattress as she stares up at you, a lustful look in her eyes.
"Took you long enough, big guy! You gonna come over here and feed me before that spell wears off or what~?"
You didn't need to be told twice. You could hear Rainbow laugh, almost mockingly, as you struggle to get your pants off. Sorry not all of us can be as fast as you, you mean-ass horse. Rainbow Dash licks her lips again as you climb into her bed and uncover that hard, throbbing, proudly standing shaft, swaying back and forth in front of the Wonderbolt's face. Rainbow blows hair out of her face and climbs on top of you, her rump wiggling in excitement as she gives your thick cock a nice, deep sniff. You hear a deep moan as she presses your human penis against her fluffy cheeks.
"Goddamnnn... when's the last time ya washed this thing, huh? Never seen one this big either..." Rainbow Dash stated, gently stroking your dick and taking much deeper inhales of your crotch musk.
You sigh as you watch a colorful mane overtake any and all vision of your lower half. You could feel her hoof gently caress your testicles, massaging them carefully as she lets out deep, horny breaths. You could tell how bad she wanted to taste you, so you reach down and press the tip of your cock against her soft, plump, blue lips, making her kiss it. Rainbow Dash lets out a deep groan as she starts kissing your dickhead by herself, leaving wet marks all over your meat. You throw your head back and grit your teeth as she starts getting faster and even more excited. Rainbow lets out a teasing chuckle before closing her eyes and opening her slimy, warm mouth wide.
"Aaaahhh...~"
Without hesitation, she takes almost all of you into her mouth, lips wrapped around your thick cock tightly and a sloppy wet tongue slowly massaging and tasting every inch of your tool. You moan hard as she sucks you, loud, unprofessional slurps and slobbers coming out of her, the amount of suction pulling at your cock almost lifting you off the bed. You grip the sheets, sweating profusely, begging Rainbow to slow down, but she only increases her head movements, taking more and more of your meat inside her.
"Gluck!! Slurppp~!"
You couldn't bare to look down in fear of ejaculaing at the mere sight of Rainbow Dash sucking your cock, drool and froth surrounding your crotch. The view is mainly obstructed by that multi-colored mane, as the pony finally slides your shaft into her throat and moans as she frantically slurps on you as hard as she can, eyes rolling back into her head. You rub and caress Rainbow's head slowly as her wet tongue dances around the tip of your cock, engulfing it in the warm feeling of her tight throat, rubbing and squeezing the spit covered inner muscles along your dick.
You could hear a short chuckle as the Wonderbolt pulls you out of her mouth, before taking a deep breath and going back in, every inch inside of her gullet, swallowing around you constantly. You grab Rainbow by the ears and start to hump her muzzle, forcing more human penis into her throat, which she happily welcomed. You were losing all control, tongue hanging out of your mouth, fucking that slutty blue horse's throat good and hard, feeling your pole and ballsack get coated in spit.
You let out a deep growl as the thrusts get more and more vigorous. Rainbow Dash closes her eyes and gags loudly around your length, choking on your fat dick, waiting for her reward. You roar and blow several huge loads down Rainbow's eager, hungry throat, leaving her with no choice but to swallow it all. You hear her choke and gag on your thick creamy semen as it swells up her usually athletically built stomach. You cum stained RD's mattress, dampening the sheets. Her soft lips caressed your cock and massaged, drinking from it like a water tap. Your vision started to go blurry.
Rainbow kept sucking you until she felt that your nuts were completely void of cum. Only then, did the blue tomboy mare pull her maw off your sore, raw member. She licks her lips clean of any residue sighs in pleasure. RD gazes down and laughs at you as you lay beneath her, dazed and confused.
"I suppose that face means I won't be gettin' a second round in my pussy, am I?" She asks, a dry sarcastic wit infecting her voice.
You just shake your head no, unable to speak human language as you wearily stand up, stepping off of Rainbow's bed.
"Then you better call Twi before that spell wears off."
Almost as if right on time, you fall through her bedroom floor and fall out of the sky from several hundred feet in the air. Rainbow Dash looks down from the hole you created and ponders if she should do something. Ehhh, fuck it, you'll be fine.
"I'll call you next weeeeek!" She calls down towards you, her view of your body rapidly shrinking as you fall to your death.
All you could do in response was scream as you zoom headfirst towards the ground. You close your eyes and brace yourself for impact, but just then, a cloud of unicorn magic plucks you out of the air and lands you safety on your back. You look up to see what happened, and come face to snoot with Rarity, her horn still glowing as she looks down worryingly at you.
"My goodness, darling, are you alright?! I had no idea humans could just fall out of the sky out of nowhere. Is that something you can control?"
You were about to explain yourself, but the beautiful fashionista pony drags you inside to tend to any wounds you may have recieved.
You pray to your god that Pinkie didn't send her your number.
TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4...
