Private Napalm- 2nd Infantry "Lunar" Division- 300 miles south of Manehattan.

September 11th it's a calm nice sunny day without clouds but enemy mortar rounds fired at the Equestrian soldiers where there unknowing killing the enemy or not where they rapidly fired the enemy.

In a trench it was Purple, Napalm, Demon Tiger and Captain Ruby Velvet where the enemy has some 105mm artillery guns and some 81mm mortars where only way to effectively clear em out if with fire.

They had some problem where there pinned down by a machine gun bunker until he herd Purple telling them to follow him close behind where he made a shield where the bullets just bounced off but he just stared at Purple's flank where Napalm he's bi-sexual and wants to bang Purple Artist and Target Deadeye-Artist all the time but the 2 don't feel the same way due to Purple's straight and Target will only have sex with Purple.

They fought where Napalm in his back in his pyro self used his magic spell where they were behind him every pony in the big ditch was on fire and the mortar rounds were on fire where the mortar rounds and bullets exploded.

While behind them he used his magic where he farted where Purple told him to watch his fire where he's behind a wooden box 5 feet behind Napalm and almost got his face burned by Napalm's fireball fart.

He just said "Oh sorry I thought you were up front." he said apologizing to Purple after he almost caught Purple's face on fire when he used his magic to light his fart.

They had to watch for snipers in trees but they kept there heads down where they just did there job where Napalm used his fire spell and cleared out mortar ditch number 2 where at number 3 out of 5 he used his fire spell accidentally burned off Purple's tail.

Purple yelled at him using a lot of choice words calling him an asshole, prick, jackass and so to name a few on what he called him but he went back fighting.

He placed his hand on Purple's flank where he said "Motherfucker i don't care that you maybe an Heterochromic pone with 1 orange eye and 1 red eye and i don't care that it matches your orange coat and red mane and tail but i will kill you." he said to Napalm after Napalm placed his hoof of Purple's flank while he's trying not to get shot.

While moving in to the 4th mortar ditch he used his magic and did it over but the 5th and final mortar position was the hardest one to get to due to they were dug in like an Alabama tick.

Napalm used more of his magic and cleared the path using more fire magic where the wooden support beams caught fire and broke.

They had to find another way around where they had the high ground but he heard Purple yell "Surrender now and ya'll won't be killed think about your future!" he yelled to the enemy mortar crew where the pegasus and unicorn soldiers down below came up with there weapons up where they placed them down and they were taken as POW's.

More soldiers came crossing the wooden bridges over the wide trenches where they moved northward.

1822 Hours (6:22 PM) on Money Counter's M4 Tank there job was to capture the enemy fire base which been causing chaos on there infantry ponies where now they have to get through the jungle where the enemy been bombarding the railway so they can't go right into the city via trains.

There's 2 more tanks in front where they have infantry ponies on them but Captain Ruby Velvet hasn't said a word in 4 weeks straight where unbeknownst to Purple she had a stillbirth the foal didn't make it.

The doctor in Canterlot told her she's a rare mare where she can get pregnant but it's extreamly rare where if to say if she and Purple were married and had sex 3 times a day only 1 out of 3 she'll be pregnant but the doctor doesn't know a mare and stallion who'll have sex 3 times a day.

Purple and Target kiss each other from 3-10 times a day where some times it's more but Napalm was getting hot under his coat so he unbuttoned his overshirt.

The lead tank got blown up killing all ponies on it killing them in gory ways from 7 days to Sunday even some blow and unrecognizable of there dog tags, face, hooves, body and tag on the overshirt torn to shreds.

He used his fire magic and burned the bushes and trees burning the evil ponies, changelings, griffons and so even the crossbred ones where some are triple crossbred being ponies-changeling-yak or pony-yak-griffon and yak-changeling-griffon.

He called the triple crossbred ones ugly but it was tought.

They moved through a small passing where 3 Equestrian Air force flew over dropping napalm where Napalm said "Damn do they know that were here?" he said after seeing napalm canisters fall onto an enemy position where they actually don't know that there are here.

Captain Ruby Velvet said "I do love the smell of Napalm in the mornin'." she said that she loves the smell of Napalm in the morning but Napalm told her that the 2 never slept in the same room nor she been close enough to smell him.

Purple told Napalm that napalm is a very hot fire that can melt steel not him but he told Purple that he bet he liked on what happened in his garage but Purple hitted him where there not going to speak of it of Napalm jumping onto Purple and raped him in his flank.

Sgt Money Counter and her tank with several other soldiers where the tank stopped where they entered 2 cave entrances so they entered both.

Napalm used his fire spell but before getting into a big room in the big hill or what not he fell over where he's tired he overused his magic spell where they left him there but there done now.

Author's Note

The Alabama tick part is based on the "He's dug in tighter then an Alabama tick." quote from Predator 1987